Disclaimer : I don't own InuYasha, but I own my crazy brain^_^The story is dedicated to duckknight, MageofDarkness and all my faithful readers. Please keep an open mind while you read, and enjoy!

Major pairing: Rin/Sess

Minor pairings: Kouga/Ayame, Inuyasha/Kagome

My Human Pet

Chapter 1

"The majority of the studies on the motivation (process which encourages human or an animal to work towards an end or to avoid a difficulty) related primarily to the biological impulses, in other words the states of tension due to the deprivation of elementary needs, like food and water. An organism which would be deprivate --"

A hand crashed on his book, hindering him to continue his reading.

-Oi, Sess, don't you find you do a *little* too much? You're already the best, shit, relax a little!! It's only 7h30am!!!

-It's today lesson, Kouga…Do I have to remind you that with the more and more frequent human's rebellions, it'll be very useful to be a crack in this subject?

-You wanna be a mediator between humans and youkais? Don't take me for a fool, you're already rolling on gold!!*Ahhh you make me sick. Do you have at least a sex life? Maybe a cute human chick will interest you? I sold one to Hiten last week, he was very satisfied.

-Still in this ridiculous business?

-Ridiculous? He, ho, let me remind you that I am the major supplier of humans in good condition for the petshops!! It's hard to go capture them in their pathetic village and bring them back without damaging them!! Listen, if I was in your place, I-

-…but you're not in my place. And you don't have my marks neither. Now, take out your hand, you're going to soil my book and I still have a lot of work.

-GO TAN YOURSELF ON THE HIGHWAY, YOU MILK JUG!! screamed furiously Kouga, before falling in very non elegant way, taking good care to put his walkman at the maximum to bother Sesshoumaru.

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-Is it necessary that I do all the call, or everybody's here?

-Everybody's here 'cept Inu-koro, sir.

It had some sniggers there among the young youkais.

-He probably has again some problems with his slave!!

-Yura?

-Forgive me Kogetsu-sensei. His human pet.

Kogetsu was the youngest professor of the university; he was the highest human reference to the country. Eccentric in his requirements, several found him too soft towards the subject he taught. Several times the course had degenerated into a passionate debate on the hot subjects of the hour; human treatment, egality between humans and youkai, marriages between them, and more recently, the rumours of an alliance of human rebels. Inevitably Kogetsu took for the human side, which attracted to him many troubles on behalf of furious parents.

-Just human would have been correct, Yura.

-You're too soft sir. InuYasha is a drip. If the human doesn't obey, then you must force it too.

-Hmmm…and if you put yourself in his place for a second? You would like to be forced?

-In his place? I'll never be in his place! I'm a youkai. And why do you care anyway they're just pets: they don't have a true consciousness.

It was the beginning of another debate: fortunately Inuyasha entered at this moment, a little out of breath.

-Scuse me sir…Kaede crumbled at the middle of the road…I had to transport her on my back to the veterinary.

-You're on time. We were beginning.

Several gripped their nose when InuYasha went towards his desk, a disgusted look on their face.

-Beeeehhh…Inuyasha!! Your reek so much of humans that one could believe that you're a hanyo!!

All the class bursted in laughter. To be a hanyo was the total disgrace; that threw all the family in shame; it was the ultimate insult. But InuYasha was frequently called like that, because of the permanent human odor stuck to his clothing. Though it was impossible: no hanyo would be allowed in this university of elite youkais.

-I'm NOT a hanyo!! growled Inuyasha, claws ready for the sankontessou.

-That's true, you're not. You're an Inu-korro.

-Shut up Kouga!!

-Can I interrupt you? Shall we begin?

-'m sorry sir, said Inuyasha while sitting down.

-It's nothing. Open your book, please, page 456… Abi, read the first part please…

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"…to summarize, human psychology is very fragile and complex. Questions?"

Kogetsu put down his chalk and turned around. Half of the class was sleeping.

Ryoakan raised his hand.

-Er..is it subject to exam, sensei?

-Hmm? This? No. But it'll be very useful for the session homework I give you today!!

Kogetsu has a little laugh which displeased everyboy. You know, the one that reveals the sadist side of the teacher?

-A session homework, sir?

-Perfectly right. 3 months, 40% of the final mark, a written and oral report and a presentation of the final product before Christmas. Here are the instructions.

Kogetsu distributed pre-identified sheets.

Sciences Department

Class: Human Being 104

Session project

Objective: to observe the physical and psychic characteristics of a human being, to acquire its trust and to develop one of its talents.

Instructions:

1-Buy a human corresponding to the profile at the backside of the page.

2-Oberve its psychic and physics characteristics during one month according to what we saw in class and write your observations in a log book. (40%)

3-Find an original method to obtain its trust and affection. (40%)

4-Develop one of its talents. (20%)

5. At the end of the session, you must do an oral presentation on point 2 with your human and proove you have suceeded in point 3 and 4.

This experiment counts for: 40% of the final mark.

Don't hesitate to contact me if you have any questions. Good luck!

Confused, the students read the instructions. Soon the entire class became an immense cacophonous hubbub under the protests.

-Buy and accommodate a human which wouldn't be any use to me! Mister, it's a waste of money!!

-EHHH? 40% FOR THE TRUST AND AFFECTION??

-I don't have just that to do!!

-I'm gonna reek human!! My parents will go mad!!

-Mister you are crazy!! How this project could habe been accepted by the board of directors??

-I completely refuse to lower myself to that!!

-Calm down please!! Consider this as simple experiment!! This will help you to interiorize and note by your own eyes all that we learned. Don't forget that we need  humans in the society. Learning to communicate with them can only be a plus in your life. And since you have each one a different profile at the backside of your sheet, we will be able to cover all the age groups and their characteristics.

Frantically, several turned the page and checked which human type was assigned to him.

-AAAAaaaaaaaaah nooooooo!!! I have a teenager!!

-What do you complain about, you wimpy wolf? I have a 15 years old girl!!

-…what? A 10 years old boy? Just wait that my father learn about that ridiculous project!!

Stoic, Sesshoumaru turned the sheet.

Sex: female

Age: 7 to 9 years old.

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* Remember that english isn't my mother tongue. "Rolling on gold" is a directly french translated idiom which means "being very rich".

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