Another Challenge Everyone

(This One is a bit more list-like...and could be quite interestings since I've not seen any so far)

It will be slash, a severus and harry pairing.

Now...

-Severus somehow ends up spending the summer at the Dursleys...

-Harry has to go back to sleeping in the cubboard... and has a nipple piercing.

-The Dursleys do NOT disappear for the remaining holiday nor coup themselves up in their rooms for fear of Snape...they've got to pop up on occasion.

Since there will doubtlessly be a growing relationship...

-One of the Dursleys must walk in on Harry and Snape (while in the process of it or at the start of it ^.^)

BIG ONE- A TOTAL MUST----- SNAPE MUST BE A VIRGIN!

-Draco and the Malfoys,....Ron and the Weasley's are accepting of the relationship (when they find out)

-And lastly, Dumbledore, Hermione, and everyone else disapprove of the relationship (immoral and so on and so forth...get creative people...)

If you sometimes need help to start a fanfic (oneshot or otherwise) just take this beginning starter that I made for all of you. (it will be short...but I find it quite amusing)

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It was the second day of summer and already they had him working in the backyard in the horrid excuse of a garden. He'd ditched his shirt somewhere between seven to eight-thirty AM when the sun decided to turn up the heat a few gazillion notches.

His glasses slid down his nose, he pushed them back up with a soil-covered hand. Then wiped his palms on the worn-out graying pants.

Green eyes darted a brief glance at the sun which was now above his head; in about an hour he'd be able to take a quick brake for lunch, the Dursleys decided after he'd passed out twice from the heat (both having occured yesterday), that he at least be fed lunch . . . a meager one, but food all the same.

Harry grabbed the slightly damp, white shirt from the ground to wipe his chest, back, and neck; the golden ringlet glinted in the afternoon sun . . .

He'd gotten the piercing a few weeks prior . . . and the thing was, Harry was the one that wanted the nipple-piercing to begin with.

Oh well, life had it's little perks like that.

Fifteen heat-scorching minutes later the doorbell at the front of the house rang.

"FREAK! GET THAT DOOR!" Vernon Dursley bellowed from the kitchen; it was his day off from work.

"Yes, Uncle Vernon." Harry sighed, pulling his hand-me-down pants up,(they tended to slip if he wasn't careful . . . he'd left his belt at hogwarts so he had to use a length of rope he'd found in the tool shed, it didn't work very well . . . but it was something at least.

Trudging down the hall he ran his hand through his raggedy hair, unkempt and dirtier than usual . . . luckily the Dursleys were very hygenic.

Harry grabbed the doorknob then casually swung open the door . . .

. . .

"Proffessor Snape?!"