WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? EPISODE #3
Robin: Hi! Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, where the points don't matter and everyone can fly! Well, except Cyborg.
Cyborg: I heard that, you skinny twit.
Robin: *sweat drop* Anyway, our guest star tonight is everyone's favorite...okay, so about two people like her, but Terra's back!
Beast Boy: She is?!?!
Starfire: No, Robin. Terra is not here.
Robin: Why do you sound so mad?
Kitten: HI, ROBBY POO!
Robin: *keels over*
Kenshin: Stay calm, everyone! I am sure that Robin-dono will awaken soon. In the meantime, the astounding Shinamori Family Magic Act!!
Aoshi: Yes, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. In this act, my lovely wife Misao will be my assistant!
Misao: *waves*
Aoshi: Watch as my beautiful and charming wife climbs into this hinged box. And now see as I SLAP THE LID ON AND SAW HER IN HALF!!
Misao: WHAT?!?!? AOSHI-SAMA, I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!
Aoshi: It's all sleight of hand, Misao-chan. *sawsawsawsaw*
Misao: *faints*
Robin: *wakes up* Hey, where am I?...Oh, well. Despite the presence of a certain female who shall remain nameless-
Starfire: *glowereyesatKitten*
Kitten: *flutterseyelashesatRobin*
Robin: *sigh* Let's just get on with it...
#1- SCENES FROM A HAT Robin: Okay. This is a for everyone *grumbles* even Kitten. I'll draw a topic out of this lovely hat, and everyone will be allowed to come up and say something about the topic. *draws* Weird anime crossovers.
Cyborg: *singing* He is the one, he is the one named Sailor Sasuke Uchiha!
Robin: Gifts one should never give to Raven.
Beast Boy: Look what I got you! Makeup and hairspray!!
Robin: Other names for the Titans Tower
Cyborg: The T Tower! To match my T Car!
Starfire: The Large Establishment of Steel and Concrete Resembling the Twentieth Letter of the Romanic Alphabet.
Robin: Bad names for kids.
Beast Boy: Garfield.
Cyborg: Tray Racer, Morty, Rio, or Lenny.
Starfire: Balkishlavishloogi'ander. It is a traditional name on my planet.
Cast and Crew: *sweat drop*
Robin: Phone messages left on the Titans answering machine.
Beast Boy: This is the Dark Lord Chuckles, the Silly Piggy!! I am coming to annihilate you! *laughs like the silly piggy* You can call me or beep me if you want to reach me at my cell number, DAVE-BASH. Tootles!
Cyborg: Hello. I'm going to kill you. Goodbye.
Starfire: Is the Titanic Tunnel's Terrific Table Tennis Tips Hotline? What? It's not? Well, can I have a large pepperoni anyway?
Kitten: *giggles* Hi there, Robby Poo! I hope your redheaded little friend isn't there, 'cause I don't want anything to mess up our ROMANTIC evening!! Call me, babe!!
Robin: *hits buzzer* A thousand points to Kitten for her truly bizarre and outlandish phone message.
Kitten: *hangs up cell phone* Robby Poo, don't interrupt me while I'm making a call.
Robin: *turns green*
Starfire: *growl*
#2- TALK SHOW Robin: This is for, once again, everybody. Kitten will be the host *growl* and Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Starfire will be people on the show. What should the topic be? *audience shouts out* Okay, ans romantic pairings. WHAT?!?!
Kitten: Hi, y'all! I'm Kitten, and this is my Show of Love!! Yes, you, the giant metal man.
Cyborg: My name is Raven.
Kitten: Oookay.
Cyborg: Everyone keeps trying to pair me up with people. *sits down*
Kitten: Anything else?
Cyborg: No.
Kitten: Well, then...how about you, little green skinned boy.
Beast Boy: I'm Keitorin Asthore.
Kitten: Hi, fic author!
Beast Boy: I, personally, don't care what people's opinions are about pairings. I respect them. We should all just get along. *starts singing* I looooooove yoooooou, yoooooou looooove meeee...
Real Keitorin Asthore: *sweat drop* Um...I never sing that song...
Kitten: And how about you? Yes, you, the redheaded girl who isn't nearly as attractive as me?
Starfire: *glower* My name is Kitten, and I am a very unattractive glorsappabappa! *laughs maniacally, having obviously insulted Kitten in Tamoranean.*
Kitten: *thinking it a compliment* I know I am. *simpers*
Robin: *hits buzzer* A thousand points for Starfire for that wonderful insult. I owe you big time.
Starfire: It was my pleasure.
#3- OBJECTS Robin: Once again, this is for everybody. A prop will be given to each pair of actors, and they have to make something out of it.
Kenshin: *hands Beast Boy and Cyborg a long yellow ribbon, and hands Kitten and Starfire a brick.*
Beast Boy: *dancing* I'm a Sparkle Fairy!!
Cyborg: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair.
Beast Boy: Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar! All for the Cougars, stand up and holler!!!
Cyborg: I am Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon, you will be punished!!!
Beast Boy: Hello, I am the Svede who vhent up zhee heel and came down wif all de straw-bay-rries...
Robin: *hits buzzer* Why is the second pair doing nothing?
Starfire: *evil gleam in her eyes* Oh, would you like to see something? *beats Kitten over the head with the brick.*
Kitten: WAUGH!!! DADDY!!!
Starfire: *gasp* Oh, I am so sorry, Kitten!! *wink wink*
Robin: A thousand points to Starfire!!!
#4- SUPERHEROES Robin: By popular demand, the Superheroes !!
Beast Boy: Isn't this kind of stupid? I mean, we're already superheroes.
Robin: That's what makes it so fun!! Our first superhero will be Cyborg. What will he be, and what should he be doing? *audience participation moment.* Okay! Cyborg is now X-Treme Philosophy Professor, who is trying to help a little mermaid escape from a witch.
Keitorin Asthore: *in audience, munching popcorn* I love it when they obey...
Cyborg: By Pliny! That evil witch is trying to sway the innocent mind of that young half-fish maiden! I must serve assistance to her! But first, I must talk to Plato. *picks up imaginary bust of Plato* Whatever shall I do? *listens* What? I must call for Newsie Maiden?!
Starfire: *in perfect Brooklyn accent* Nevah feah, Newsie Maiden is heah! I'se got me papes of justice wit' me! What can I do fer ya, X-treme Philosophy Professor?
Cyborg: That perfect Sycorax is attempting to destroy, mutilate, and otherwise demolish that poor maiden of the sea's impeccable vocal cords!!
Starfire: *blink blink* Ya mean dat ugly dame is takin' the fish-goil's voice.
Cyborg: *blink blink* Isn't that what I said?
Starfire: There's no way we can take her on our own! We need backup.
Cyborg: But who can we call upon? Plato? Aristotle? Athena?!
Starfire: Nah! Eithah Spot Conlan, or Bunny Boy!
Cyborg: Bunny Boy?
Starfire: Yeah! But theah's only one way ta call 'im. We's gotta sing the Bunny Song.
Cyborg: The Bunny Song?
Starfire: The Bunny, The Bunny, Whoa, I love the Bunny I don't love anybody Just the green-furred Bunny Other chicks dig The fox bishonen Like Yoko, Inuyasha, Naruto's a shoo-in. But the Bunny, The Bunny, Whoa, I love the Bunny. The only one I love Is the green-furred Bunny.
Beast Boy: *adorable bunny ears* You called?
Robin: *buzzbuzzbuzzbuzzbuzz* END THIS !! TARFIRE, HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME FOR BEAST BOY!?!?
Starfire: *blink blink* I didn't. Isn't this a , Robin?
Robin: *blush* Um...carry on...
Beast Boy: *clears throat.* As I was saying... *wiggles bunny ears* You called?
Cyborg: Bunny Boy, with your irresistible cuteness and vaguely disturbing penchant for hiding eggs, we need your help to rescue the innocent mermaiden!!!
Beast Boy: Hey, it's simple enough. *pulls imaginary plug on the ocean* See? The witch is gone. *makes whooshing noise.*
Cyborg: That's so cool! You sounded just like a toilet! Do it again! Do it again!
Beast Boy: *whoosh*
Cyborg: *bwahaha* DO IT AGAIN!!
Beast Boy: *whoosh whoosh*
Cyborg: *HAHAHA*
Starfire: What is the word Raven says? You are so immature.
Robin: *buzz* And thankfully, we didn't have to survive through Kitten's attempt at being a superhero. But still, a thousand points to Beast Boy for making toilet noises. DO IT AGAIN!!!
Starfire: *slaps forehead*
#5- THE HOEDOWN Robin: The final !! And the winner of the invisible points is Starfire!!
Beast Boy: *cries* My streak, she is over.
Robin: So what should our hoedown be about? *audience moment* A ans rock band? Okay, everybody, the ans Band Hoedown!!
*Soujiro plays the music*
Cyborg: Rock bands are really popular, you surely can't deny Everyone has got one, but not the Titans- why? There's a plain and simple reason, of which I shall explain Beast Boy sings like a scrawny cat run over by a train.
Robin: If the Titans had a rock band, it would be a lot of fun But with all the crime fighting, no contracts would be won It's one job or the other, and soon we must decide Or we'll all be homeless in the subway on Southside.
Beast Boy: You say that we should form a band; you bet that I agree We'd be winning Grammys left and right if you'll wait and see Still, despite the fun of recording and playing shows live It's hard to picture Raven dancing with Jump Five
Kitten: All my life I've been a fan of boy bands, big and small I listen for singers- no matter short or tall I'd let the Titans form a band, as long as they agree That Robin, the lead singer, would only belong to me
Starfire: *ERAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!! *chases Kitten around the studio*
Kitten: Eek! *runs away* Robby Pooooo, come save meeeee!!!
Robin: *turns up the music on his stereo.* I can't hear you, I can't hear you...
Author's Note: Ah, Kitten. She makes me laugh. And she was voiced by Tara Strong, which cracks me up to no end. Well, check back soon; I'm sure to do some more later. Tootles!!
Robin: Hi! Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, where the points don't matter and everyone can fly! Well, except Cyborg.
Cyborg: I heard that, you skinny twit.
Robin: *sweat drop* Anyway, our guest star tonight is everyone's favorite...okay, so about two people like her, but Terra's back!
Beast Boy: She is?!?!
Starfire: No, Robin. Terra is not here.
Robin: Why do you sound so mad?
Kitten: HI, ROBBY POO!
Robin: *keels over*
Kenshin: Stay calm, everyone! I am sure that Robin-dono will awaken soon. In the meantime, the astounding Shinamori Family Magic Act!!
Aoshi: Yes, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. In this act, my lovely wife Misao will be my assistant!
Misao: *waves*
Aoshi: Watch as my beautiful and charming wife climbs into this hinged box. And now see as I SLAP THE LID ON AND SAW HER IN HALF!!
Misao: WHAT?!?!? AOSHI-SAMA, I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!
Aoshi: It's all sleight of hand, Misao-chan. *sawsawsawsaw*
Misao: *faints*
Robin: *wakes up* Hey, where am I?...Oh, well. Despite the presence of a certain female who shall remain nameless-
Starfire: *glowereyesatKitten*
Kitten: *flutterseyelashesatRobin*
Robin: *sigh* Let's just get on with it...
#1- SCENES FROM A HAT Robin: Okay. This is a for everyone *grumbles* even Kitten. I'll draw a topic out of this lovely hat, and everyone will be allowed to come up and say something about the topic. *draws* Weird anime crossovers.
Cyborg: *singing* He is the one, he is the one named Sailor Sasuke Uchiha!
Robin: Gifts one should never give to Raven.
Beast Boy: Look what I got you! Makeup and hairspray!!
Robin: Other names for the Titans Tower
Cyborg: The T Tower! To match my T Car!
Starfire: The Large Establishment of Steel and Concrete Resembling the Twentieth Letter of the Romanic Alphabet.
Robin: Bad names for kids.
Beast Boy: Garfield.
Cyborg: Tray Racer, Morty, Rio, or Lenny.
Starfire: Balkishlavishloogi'ander. It is a traditional name on my planet.
Cast and Crew: *sweat drop*
Robin: Phone messages left on the Titans answering machine.
Beast Boy: This is the Dark Lord Chuckles, the Silly Piggy!! I am coming to annihilate you! *laughs like the silly piggy* You can call me or beep me if you want to reach me at my cell number, DAVE-BASH. Tootles!
Cyborg: Hello. I'm going to kill you. Goodbye.
Starfire: Is the Titanic Tunnel's Terrific Table Tennis Tips Hotline? What? It's not? Well, can I have a large pepperoni anyway?
Kitten: *giggles* Hi there, Robby Poo! I hope your redheaded little friend isn't there, 'cause I don't want anything to mess up our ROMANTIC evening!! Call me, babe!!
Robin: *hits buzzer* A thousand points to Kitten for her truly bizarre and outlandish phone message.
Kitten: *hangs up cell phone* Robby Poo, don't interrupt me while I'm making a call.
Robin: *turns green*
Starfire: *growl*
#2- TALK SHOW Robin: This is for, once again, everybody. Kitten will be the host *growl* and Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Starfire will be people on the show. What should the topic be? *audience shouts out* Okay, ans romantic pairings. WHAT?!?!
Kitten: Hi, y'all! I'm Kitten, and this is my Show of Love!! Yes, you, the giant metal man.
Cyborg: My name is Raven.
Kitten: Oookay.
Cyborg: Everyone keeps trying to pair me up with people. *sits down*
Kitten: Anything else?
Cyborg: No.
Kitten: Well, then...how about you, little green skinned boy.
Beast Boy: I'm Keitorin Asthore.
Kitten: Hi, fic author!
Beast Boy: I, personally, don't care what people's opinions are about pairings. I respect them. We should all just get along. *starts singing* I looooooove yoooooou, yoooooou looooove meeee...
Real Keitorin Asthore: *sweat drop* Um...I never sing that song...
Kitten: And how about you? Yes, you, the redheaded girl who isn't nearly as attractive as me?
Starfire: *glower* My name is Kitten, and I am a very unattractive glorsappabappa! *laughs maniacally, having obviously insulted Kitten in Tamoranean.*
Kitten: *thinking it a compliment* I know I am. *simpers*
Robin: *hits buzzer* A thousand points for Starfire for that wonderful insult. I owe you big time.
Starfire: It was my pleasure.
#3- OBJECTS Robin: Once again, this is for everybody. A prop will be given to each pair of actors, and they have to make something out of it.
Kenshin: *hands Beast Boy and Cyborg a long yellow ribbon, and hands Kitten and Starfire a brick.*
Beast Boy: *dancing* I'm a Sparkle Fairy!!
Cyborg: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair.
Beast Boy: Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar! All for the Cougars, stand up and holler!!!
Cyborg: I am Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon, you will be punished!!!
Beast Boy: Hello, I am the Svede who vhent up zhee heel and came down wif all de straw-bay-rries...
Robin: *hits buzzer* Why is the second pair doing nothing?
Starfire: *evil gleam in her eyes* Oh, would you like to see something? *beats Kitten over the head with the brick.*
Kitten: WAUGH!!! DADDY!!!
Starfire: *gasp* Oh, I am so sorry, Kitten!! *wink wink*
Robin: A thousand points to Starfire!!!
#4- SUPERHEROES Robin: By popular demand, the Superheroes !!
Beast Boy: Isn't this kind of stupid? I mean, we're already superheroes.
Robin: That's what makes it so fun!! Our first superhero will be Cyborg. What will he be, and what should he be doing? *audience participation moment.* Okay! Cyborg is now X-Treme Philosophy Professor, who is trying to help a little mermaid escape from a witch.
Keitorin Asthore: *in audience, munching popcorn* I love it when they obey...
Cyborg: By Pliny! That evil witch is trying to sway the innocent mind of that young half-fish maiden! I must serve assistance to her! But first, I must talk to Plato. *picks up imaginary bust of Plato* Whatever shall I do? *listens* What? I must call for Newsie Maiden?!
Starfire: *in perfect Brooklyn accent* Nevah feah, Newsie Maiden is heah! I'se got me papes of justice wit' me! What can I do fer ya, X-treme Philosophy Professor?
Cyborg: That perfect Sycorax is attempting to destroy, mutilate, and otherwise demolish that poor maiden of the sea's impeccable vocal cords!!
Starfire: *blink blink* Ya mean dat ugly dame is takin' the fish-goil's voice.
Cyborg: *blink blink* Isn't that what I said?
Starfire: There's no way we can take her on our own! We need backup.
Cyborg: But who can we call upon? Plato? Aristotle? Athena?!
Starfire: Nah! Eithah Spot Conlan, or Bunny Boy!
Cyborg: Bunny Boy?
Starfire: Yeah! But theah's only one way ta call 'im. We's gotta sing the Bunny Song.
Cyborg: The Bunny Song?
Starfire: The Bunny, The Bunny, Whoa, I love the Bunny I don't love anybody Just the green-furred Bunny Other chicks dig The fox bishonen Like Yoko, Inuyasha, Naruto's a shoo-in. But the Bunny, The Bunny, Whoa, I love the Bunny. The only one I love Is the green-furred Bunny.
Beast Boy: *adorable bunny ears* You called?
Robin: *buzzbuzzbuzzbuzzbuzz* END THIS !! TARFIRE, HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME FOR BEAST BOY!?!?
Starfire: *blink blink* I didn't. Isn't this a , Robin?
Robin: *blush* Um...carry on...
Beast Boy: *clears throat.* As I was saying... *wiggles bunny ears* You called?
Cyborg: Bunny Boy, with your irresistible cuteness and vaguely disturbing penchant for hiding eggs, we need your help to rescue the innocent mermaiden!!!
Beast Boy: Hey, it's simple enough. *pulls imaginary plug on the ocean* See? The witch is gone. *makes whooshing noise.*
Cyborg: That's so cool! You sounded just like a toilet! Do it again! Do it again!
Beast Boy: *whoosh*
Cyborg: *bwahaha* DO IT AGAIN!!
Beast Boy: *whoosh whoosh*
Cyborg: *HAHAHA*
Starfire: What is the word Raven says? You are so immature.
Robin: *buzz* And thankfully, we didn't have to survive through Kitten's attempt at being a superhero. But still, a thousand points to Beast Boy for making toilet noises. DO IT AGAIN!!!
Starfire: *slaps forehead*
#5- THE HOEDOWN Robin: The final !! And the winner of the invisible points is Starfire!!
Beast Boy: *cries* My streak, she is over.
Robin: So what should our hoedown be about? *audience moment* A ans rock band? Okay, everybody, the ans Band Hoedown!!
*Soujiro plays the music*
Cyborg: Rock bands are really popular, you surely can't deny Everyone has got one, but not the Titans- why? There's a plain and simple reason, of which I shall explain Beast Boy sings like a scrawny cat run over by a train.
Robin: If the Titans had a rock band, it would be a lot of fun But with all the crime fighting, no contracts would be won It's one job or the other, and soon we must decide Or we'll all be homeless in the subway on Southside.
Beast Boy: You say that we should form a band; you bet that I agree We'd be winning Grammys left and right if you'll wait and see Still, despite the fun of recording and playing shows live It's hard to picture Raven dancing with Jump Five
Kitten: All my life I've been a fan of boy bands, big and small I listen for singers- no matter short or tall I'd let the Titans form a band, as long as they agree That Robin, the lead singer, would only belong to me
Starfire: *ERAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!! *chases Kitten around the studio*
Kitten: Eek! *runs away* Robby Pooooo, come save meeeee!!!
Robin: *turns up the music on his stereo.* I can't hear you, I can't hear you...
Author's Note: Ah, Kitten. She makes me laugh. And she was voiced by Tara Strong, which cracks me up to no end. Well, check back soon; I'm sure to do some more later. Tootles!!