DISCLAIMER- aren't these always the same.
TITLE- The Yaoi Ban.
SUMMARY- This skittle (aka a little skit) is YAOI. Yes once again just in case you did not hear me Y*A*O*I*
Kurama is leaning back in his computer chair, while Hiei is sitting on his lap surfing the web. Hiei doesn't have his hirt on so Kurama is having a fun time ghost writting with his fingernail apon Hiei's bare back making the litlle fire demon squirm in the process.
HIEI- Stop that kitsune *batting the bothersome hand away*
KURAMA- *chuckles* Make me *lower finger until at the top of Hiei's waist band pulls the elastic and let's it snap*
HIEI- Oww. Damn it that hurt * shouts* See. See and this is one of the reasons I don't wear these stupid things called underwear.
KURAMA- *still chuckling* What's the other reason?
HIEI- *shaking his head* Wedgies. *Shivers*
KURAMA- What are you reading, koi?
HIEI- * makes fish face* Just doing a little research on something 'tis all.
KURAMA - * smacks him for making fish face* What are you researching? Just ask me I could proably tell you all you really need to know.
HIEI- Hn ( A/N yep I had to throw it in there it just not Hiei with out the Hn) Fine wise old fox. I was reading your E-mail from FF.net......
KURAMA - *sits up, slide the dark haired one off his lap and on to a spot in the chair between his legs* Frist of all I'm wise there is no need to throw old into the statement. Secondly why are you reading my mail.
HIEI- Baka* rolls his eyes* Frist of all you are old Youko. Secondly I always read your mail.
KURAMA- *reclines back again* So what is your question?
HIEI- * Hops back on Kurama's lap* What is Yaoi?
KURAMA- *smiles running his fingernail down the curious little demons spine* Why do you want to know?
HIEI- *shifts in the foxes lap* Well, The E-mail from FF.net states there is going to be a four week ban on all YAOI
KURAMA- Nani?!? * Jumps up, knocking a confused and now pissed fire demon off his lap* But.. but.. * clicking on the mailbox icon then reading the afore mentioned email.* Hiei, What time is it?
HIEI- * rubs his sore backside, scowling* It's 6, but what in the hell does that has to do with Yaoi.
KURAMA- Just enough time* grabs Hiei by the wrist and drags him out of the room*
HIEI- * being dragged behind Kurama though the woods shouting* What's Yaoi? What's Yaoi?
~Five hours and 58 minutes later....
Hiei comes staggering though Kurama bedroom door. His chest and neck are cover with sracthes, bite marks and stray silver and red hairs. Two of his three belts hang loose because the buckles are broken, there is a huge rip in his pants down the side pants exposing his thigh and dirt covered knee. The bandana that normally cover his Jagan eye, which is now glazed over, is hang around his neck. Leaves, sticks and one pine cone are sticking out of his hair. He stops in the center of Kurama's room swaying back and forth . Kurama enter behind him somewhat tussled but no where near as bad as Hiei.
KURAMA- That was Yaoi. * whisper into Hiei ear as he passes by him to go lounge on the bed*
HIEI- Oh *still cross eyed and barely standing* Hee, Hee.. May I.
KURAMA- *smiles* sure
HIEI- *Takes one step then passes out on the floor* Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz
KURAMA- *Glances at the clock 12:00 then stares at the ceiling* and so begins the ban.
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Yep these thing just keep popping up in my head.
TITLE- The Yaoi Ban.
SUMMARY- This skittle (aka a little skit) is YAOI. Yes once again just in case you did not hear me Y*A*O*I*
Kurama is leaning back in his computer chair, while Hiei is sitting on his lap surfing the web. Hiei doesn't have his hirt on so Kurama is having a fun time ghost writting with his fingernail apon Hiei's bare back making the litlle fire demon squirm in the process.
HIEI- Stop that kitsune *batting the bothersome hand away*
KURAMA- *chuckles* Make me *lower finger until at the top of Hiei's waist band pulls the elastic and let's it snap*
HIEI- Oww. Damn it that hurt * shouts* See. See and this is one of the reasons I don't wear these stupid things called underwear.
KURAMA- *still chuckling* What's the other reason?
HIEI- *shaking his head* Wedgies. *Shivers*
KURAMA- What are you reading, koi?
HIEI- * makes fish face* Just doing a little research on something 'tis all.
KURAMA - * smacks him for making fish face* What are you researching? Just ask me I could proably tell you all you really need to know.
HIEI- Hn ( A/N yep I had to throw it in there it just not Hiei with out the Hn) Fine wise old fox. I was reading your E-mail from FF.net......
KURAMA - *sits up, slide the dark haired one off his lap and on to a spot in the chair between his legs* Frist of all I'm wise there is no need to throw old into the statement. Secondly why are you reading my mail.
HIEI- Baka* rolls his eyes* Frist of all you are old Youko. Secondly I always read your mail.
KURAMA- *reclines back again* So what is your question?
HIEI- * Hops back on Kurama's lap* What is Yaoi?
KURAMA- *smiles running his fingernail down the curious little demons spine* Why do you want to know?
HIEI- *shifts in the foxes lap* Well, The E-mail from FF.net states there is going to be a four week ban on all YAOI
KURAMA- Nani?!? * Jumps up, knocking a confused and now pissed fire demon off his lap* But.. but.. * clicking on the mailbox icon then reading the afore mentioned email.* Hiei, What time is it?
HIEI- * rubs his sore backside, scowling* It's 6, but what in the hell does that has to do with Yaoi.
KURAMA- Just enough time* grabs Hiei by the wrist and drags him out of the room*
HIEI- * being dragged behind Kurama though the woods shouting* What's Yaoi? What's Yaoi?
~Five hours and 58 minutes later....
Hiei comes staggering though Kurama bedroom door. His chest and neck are cover with sracthes, bite marks and stray silver and red hairs. Two of his three belts hang loose because the buckles are broken, there is a huge rip in his pants down the side pants exposing his thigh and dirt covered knee. The bandana that normally cover his Jagan eye, which is now glazed over, is hang around his neck. Leaves, sticks and one pine cone are sticking out of his hair. He stops in the center of Kurama's room swaying back and forth . Kurama enter behind him somewhat tussled but no where near as bad as Hiei.
KURAMA- That was Yaoi. * whisper into Hiei ear as he passes by him to go lounge on the bed*
HIEI- Oh *still cross eyed and barely standing* Hee, Hee.. May I.
KURAMA- *smiles* sure
HIEI- *Takes one step then passes out on the floor* Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz
KURAMA- *Glances at the clock 12:00 then stares at the ceiling* and so begins the ban.
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Yep these thing just keep popping up in my head.