[A few hours later, Spongebob and Patrick are sitting in Spongebob's living
room smoking it up.]
SPONGEBOB: (giggles) This stuff is the-haha- best- hahaa! How come we've never - hahahha! done this before hahaa?
PATRICK: Yo dude, mellow out. No more for you for awhile. (takes joint away from Spongebob)
[This was a very stupid thing to do. Spongebob starts growling and attacks Patrick, groping for the joint.]
SPONGEBOB: (takes a hit) Ahhh.. much better.. hey man, what is up with the cops? All they try to do is keep us down, but we just wanna be high! We gotta fight them back, man, unless they're gonna win! And then we can't be high anymore! We have to be low! And that's sooo square!
[There is a knock on the door. Patrick answers, and it's Squidward!]
SQUIDWARD: I was trying to play my clarinet when I caught a whiff of something very suspicious.. ha! I knew it! You two are smoking seaweed! You two will finally be gone once I tell the cops!
PATRICK: Squidward, let's chat..
[Patrick leads Squidward over to the couch and sits him down. Squidward opens his mouth to say something, but is interrupted when Patrick shoves the joint in his mouth.]
SQUIDWARD: Ack! (spits on the floor) Stop it! Seaweed is terrible!
PATRICK: Man, open your eyes!
[Patrick puts the joint back in Squidward's mouth. This time, Squidward takes a hit.]
SQUIDWARD: Whoaaa.. (picks up his clarinet and plays a song perfectly)
PATRICK: See, I told you so!
SQUIDWARD: (starts crying) This has changed my life! You guys are the best ever! (attemps to kiss both Patrick and Spongebob)
PATRICK: Whoa man, none of that for us. [A/N- come on, we all know Squid's gay! just come out already!]
[There is another knock on the door. This time it's.. dun dun dun.. MR. KRABS!!]
MR. KRABS: Just what the barnacle do you think you're doing, Spongebob?! You're fired!!
To be continued..
SPONGEBOB: (giggles) This stuff is the-haha- best- hahaa! How come we've never - hahahha! done this before hahaa?
PATRICK: Yo dude, mellow out. No more for you for awhile. (takes joint away from Spongebob)
[This was a very stupid thing to do. Spongebob starts growling and attacks Patrick, groping for the joint.]
SPONGEBOB: (takes a hit) Ahhh.. much better.. hey man, what is up with the cops? All they try to do is keep us down, but we just wanna be high! We gotta fight them back, man, unless they're gonna win! And then we can't be high anymore! We have to be low! And that's sooo square!
[There is a knock on the door. Patrick answers, and it's Squidward!]
SQUIDWARD: I was trying to play my clarinet when I caught a whiff of something very suspicious.. ha! I knew it! You two are smoking seaweed! You two will finally be gone once I tell the cops!
PATRICK: Squidward, let's chat..
[Patrick leads Squidward over to the couch and sits him down. Squidward opens his mouth to say something, but is interrupted when Patrick shoves the joint in his mouth.]
SQUIDWARD: Ack! (spits on the floor) Stop it! Seaweed is terrible!
PATRICK: Man, open your eyes!
[Patrick puts the joint back in Squidward's mouth. This time, Squidward takes a hit.]
SQUIDWARD: Whoaaa.. (picks up his clarinet and plays a song perfectly)
PATRICK: See, I told you so!
SQUIDWARD: (starts crying) This has changed my life! You guys are the best ever! (attemps to kiss both Patrick and Spongebob)
PATRICK: Whoa man, none of that for us. [A/N- come on, we all know Squid's gay! just come out already!]
[There is another knock on the door. This time it's.. dun dun dun.. MR. KRABS!!]
MR. KRABS: Just what the barnacle do you think you're doing, Spongebob?! You're fired!!
To be continued..