Honeymoon: The Truth Is Out!

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Keitaro and Naru stared at the room in something that resmbled shock.

I don't believe it, she said. It's the same room, isn't it?

He shrugged. I guess the owner remembered us.

Naru closed the door behind them. Well, I'm going to change, so close your eyes.

What? Why should I do that? We're married now!

Naru set her hands on her hips. Because I said so! Now close your eyes!

Fine, fine. Keitaro shut his eyes. *This is so unfair. I finally get the chance to see her naked without getting hit, and she's not letting me look.*

Um . . . you can look now . . . I guess.

Keitaro opened his eyes. Naru was now dressed in a red silk negligee. *She looks really good.*



Keitaro blushed. You look really good, Naru.

She smiled and Keitaro felt like the whole room lit up. Then you can do what you're supposed to do now.



Naru gave him an exasperated look, just like she did a thousand times a day. As you pointed out, Keitaro, we're married now. We're supposed to consummate our vows by making passionate love!



Naru stared at him. Keitaro . . . how can a pervert like you not know what I mean?

Hey, I'm not a pervert, he protested, and I know that married people have sex! It's just . . . .

Just what?

Keitaro blushed again. Well . . . I don't really know what sex is. You get naked for it, right?

Naru began to fume. I knew you were clueless, but is it really possible to be *that* clueless? Didn't you take sex ed?

I couldn't stay awake in class, so all I learned was the teacher's name.

The smoke rising from Naru doubled.

So then I asked Haitani and Shirai, but they hadn't gotten any further than telling me that you take off your clothes when you came into the room, and I knew that if we kept talking you'd hit me, so I made them shut up.

Let me get this straight, Keitaro: you don't know anything about sex?

He nodded.

The smoke vanished and Naru began to giggle uncontrollably.

Hey, it's not funny!

Yes, it is! All these years you've been such a pervert, and you didn't even know what sex was! Her giggling did not subside.

So are you going to tell me or not? he demanded.

Naru snickered. Well, Keitaro, um . . . .



Well, Keitaro, the thing is-



Between spending two years doing nothing but study and being sick the day we did sex ed, I don't know I either.

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The End.