Disclaimer:I don't own Yugioh ^^

Warning: THIS WILL FEATURE MAJOR CHARACTER BASHING!! Probably only in the 1st chappie, though, so don't worry ^^ I hope no one is offended by what some of the characters do. . .^^;

Hello ^^ Have you every wondered if the yamis actually got to CHOOSE what millenium item they got to be in? Join me, along with some of my crazy friends, as we help the yamis pick out suitable millenium items. . . .that they like. Oo

Yami: : YUGI! WHY DO I HAFTA BE TRAPPED IN HERE ALL THE TIME??

Ryou: You're so lucky, Yugi, the millenium puzzle is so stylish!

Yugi: Are you kidding? Your ring is Fab-u-lous!

Both laugh a high-pitched girly laugh

Bakura: You think YOU have it bad, Pharoah? I'm stuck in a ring. A RING! For Ra's sake, how much more gay can you get. . *looks at Ryou, who's painting his nails* -_-U Forget I said that.

Yami: -_-U I wish that we could have chosen our millenium items. . . or something. .

Bakura: Yeah. .. .

Both: ****IDEA****

Yami: Are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?

Bakura: Yeah!

Both: STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM!! ^^

Yami: YEAH!! Wait. . .first shouldn't we get new millenium items?

Bakura: *eating Strawberry ice cream* Wha-?

Ryou: Yugi, is your yami talking to my yami?

Yugi: I dunno. . .

Both: *listen*

2 hours later. . .

Both: *still listening*

Bakura: *rolls eyes, yells* YOU IDIOTS! WE'RE RIGHT HERE!

Yugi/Ryou: O.O *Scream*

Yugi: Oh, it's just you!

Yami: We were think--

Yugi: *screams*

Yami: ???

Yugi: *shrug*

Yami: *sigh* Anyway, Bakura and I were thinking that it's time to go shopping for new millenium items.

Yugi: Yami. . .if you want to get a new millenium item, you're going to have to save your allowance.

Yami: : I DON'T GET AN ALLOWANCE!

Yugi: : Then get a job!

Yami: *sigh* I CAN'T!

Yugi: Oh. Well, fine. Where do we go?

Yami/Bakura: TO THE MILLENIUM ITEMS REALTOR! I think I spelled that wrong. . .^^; Aw well. . .

Yugi/Ryou: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh. . . ^^

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Yami: *to realtor* So, I'm looking for something spacious. . .with a few bedrooms. Did you write that down? 4 bedrooms. Yeah, with 2 O's. Okay, and I'll need a bathroom. . maybe two.

Realtor: Okay, and how much are you willing to spend?

Yami: *whispers to Yugi*

Yugi: *shakes his head, then whispers to Yami*

Yami: *nods* We're willing to pay $1.00

Realtor: O.O

Yami/Yugi: *thrown outside*

Yami: *rubbing his head* This is gonna take a while. . .

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Whadya think? Ya like? Hope so ^^ My crazy obsessive friends are gonna come into the fic soon ^^

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~Kasa-chan~