Toki: YES! Chapter two is ready to go! In this fic I would

like to introduce a reviewer that has also read at least one

of my other fanfics... AND PUT IT ON HER FAVORITES

LIST (and I swear that I'll continue it soon)! This reviewer

submitted a very nice review, too. I can tell that she will

continue to review.

For those of you that volunteered and weren't added in

this time, DON'T GIVE UP HOPE! I intend to add more

authors each chapter. And Moon Miku will make an

appearance this chapter as a friend of Suka's. The role just

seems to fit her more than being Toki's friend.

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Name: Hikari Jureikun

Age: 13

Appearance: straight brown hair with red highlights that

goes down to her hips, light skin, amber eyes. Wears a

short sleeved white dress which is about as short as a

Sailor Scout skirt. On the front of her dress neer the neck

is a silver cross which is an inch long. Coming from the

back are large silver bat wings. In the back of the dress

is a small gold ribbon, tightening it so it fits better. Wears

gold cresent moon earings, a gold headband, and gold

heels. She has a round moonstone on her forehead. Also

carries a large scythe.

Personality: Attempts to be mature but acts thoughtlessly,

easily gets angry at little kids and yet suffers from having

four other siblings.

Is supposedly very nice and tolerant, but in reality is slightly

violent.

Pen name: Miko-no-Hikari

Relationship with Toki: Got onto the seventeen year old

Chaos-goddess' good side by sucking up to her, but is

closer to Sera. Finds Toki a bit overbearing at times.

She gets along with most of the other Tokico members other

than Tomoko and Hope, the most childish ones.

Mayu likes to point out that Hikari is still a kid too, much to

Hikari's annoyance.

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Name: Moon Miku

Age: 16

Apperance: Wavy aqua blue hair that reaches her knees,

gold eyes, a gold kimono with black flowers, that stops 2

inches above her knees, black sandels, pale skin. 5'8

105 Lbs.

Personality: Loves the water, is very artistic, cares

deeply for all people

Pen Name: Shrine Maiden Miku

Relationship with Toki: Is actually closer to the ever-loving

Suka than to the chaotic, irritable Toki. Is called in whenever

Suka needs moral support because of her sisters' stupid

behavior.

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Just a warning: this ficcy WILL contain YxY, BxR, and SxJ

yaoi, as well some OCxOC yuri. You have been warned.

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Disclaimer: I STILL do NOT own YuGiOh. I own some cards,

but my kid brother stole the good ones... I wish I owned Bakura.

He's hot. All white haired evil dudes DRIP hotness.

I'm serious! I have collected jars of hotness from bishies

such as Bakura, Sephiroth, and Sesshoumaru... A difficult

task, might I add.

I do own Pichan Catcher Miho-chan, the (non-existent) plot

of this story, and the idea of the Dark Magician's Magical

Bunny Boxer Shorts (Which are mentioned in this chapter

by Kaki).

If you used the PCM characters without crediting me I'd be

mad, so I thought I ought to credit the owners of YuGiOh.

Takahashi Kazuki and the people who make the TV show

own it. Don't sue me, I'm making NO money off this, just

side tracking my manic mind...

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Pichan Catcher... Yuugi-chan?

- Chapter 3 : Dragon Catcher Miho-chan?

By Tokichan

Kaiba groaned as he watched Miho mess up

yet another spell. How was he going to return home if the

little twerp couldn't even pass the first of the three tests!?

And the timid kid (Kanako) was spending most of her time

cowering behind her yami and insisting that she couldn't

do it! At least the confident Haruka had no trouble with the

spells in the first test, but she had to stockpile magic to

pull it off, and that would delay them even more!

Of course not everyone seemed to share his

opinion of hurrying home. This included people such as

Jonouchi, who were content to stay as long as their was

plenty of free food and video games, despite the fact that

Kaiba was clearly not happy with the whole arrangement.

Then again, Jonouchi may simply not have noticed that

Kaiba was in a bad mood. He wasn't really all that bright.

It took him what... Two years to figure out that Kaiba didn't

really hate his guts.

Yami and Yuugi also seemed to be having fun,

veiwing the whole thing as an adventure. They seemed to

enjoy playing with the small chickens that were constantly

popping up in strange places, as well as trying their hand

out at simple bits of magic. Even the disagreeable Bakura

seemed to be having fun, sitting in the corner plotting

something evil with Kanae. Was that girl really on their

side? She seemed a little shady.

The only people other than Kaiba that didn't seem

overly happy with the whole situation were Ryou, who had

discovered he was violently allergic to pichan feathers, and

Mokuba, who had the bad luck to gain Mizuki's affections.

Just one compliment on how cute her character was and

the younger Kaiba brother had gained a stalker. This was

why Seto found his brother hiding under a desk in the study.

"Mokuba?" He asked, leaning over to see his

brother. He didn't notice one of his cards slip out of his

pocket and float to the floor., "Are you okay?"

"Shhhhh! She'll find me! I need some peace, quiet,

and most importantly... I need some time AWAY from Mizuki!

I never knew that getting attention from a girl was this

stressful!" Mokuba exclaimed. Seto laughed at his brother's

problem.

" Don't worry so much. She can't hurt you.

Besides, you're older than her," Seto reasoned. Mokuba

gave him a panicked look.

"But she can use MAGIC, big brother! If I upset

her who KNOWS what she might do! In book four she turns

her teacher's skin green!" Mokuba argued. Seto blinked.

That WAS a good reason to avoid upseting the young witch.

Green skin was the least of their problems however, for just

then the two year old third world princess wobbled into the

room and picked up the card that fell out of Kaiba's pocket.

"My Blue Eyes White Dragon! Give that to me!"

Kaiba commanded. The small child giggled and waved the

card in the air. That's when Toki decided that it was time

for the princess to cause one of her little 'magic problems'

to make the whole situation more intresting. The dragon

instantly popped out of the card and crashed through the

wall in a rather confused state. As Kaiba stood speachless

the giant lizard flew off to god only knows where, "My...

my Blue Eyes... it just..."

Of course the Kaiba brother's weren't the only

ones to witness this. Everyone else in the household had

noticed the large blue dragon as well.

"Um... HEY KAIBA! DID YOU NOTICE YOUR

FAVORITE MONSTER JUST FLEW AWAY?!" Jonouchi

called. Kaiba groaned.

"Why no Jonouchi, I didn't notice that dragon

BREAK DOWN THE WALL BESIDE ME!" Seto sarcastically

snapped. Mokuba just remained silent and scooted further

under the table.

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"Wow Toki, nice idea! That's sure to liven things

up for the guys! But I have an idea too!" Morta exclaimed.

Toki eyed her suspiciously.

"This idea of your's doesn't involve strangely

colored animals that Tomoko would find cute, does it?"

She asked. She watched as her friend struggled to think

of a secondary idea.

"Umm... Nope. Not this one! This idea involves

Piyoko bringing to life two of your favorate cards. You

know who I mean, right?" Morta asked. Toki's face twisted

into a delighted smile.

"I know exactly what you mean, Morta. And I

think that it is an EXELLENT idea..." Toki squealed, and

scribbled it down in her plan. That's when the door to her

room swung open and a very pissed off destruction goddess

stormed in and sat on the bed before opening a can of

beer and fuming.

"I can't belive that jerk! Standing me up!" She

muttered angrily before looking at Toki, "Sis! I need to cause

massive destruction to something. What are you up to!?"

Toki smirked and turned to Sera.

"You're just in time, Sera. While we're at it let's

give Hikari a call. I haven't seen my adoring fan for soooo

long!" She mused. Both other girls laughed. One story on

favorites and a couple reviews and Hikari was an 'adoring

fan'? What was the world coming to?

Meanwhile, in the hallway, Mayu watched with

intrest as her kindhearted sister had a nervous breakdown

because of Toki's... - intresting - idea of fun. She needed

to find a way to calm Suka down. What was it they did last

time Toki messed with anime character's lives in such a

cruel and pointless way? Oh yes. They called HER! Mayu

picked up the phone to contact the only person able to

stand a stressed out Suka.

"Hello! Is Miku there?"

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"Whatarewegoingtodoaboutthisthere'sadragon

looseintokyoooooohmyteacher'sgonnakillmeforlettingthis

happenohgodohgodohgodohgod-" Miho fretted in one rather

large breath, until hushed by Kanako.

Miho wasn't the only one that was worried. Kanae

had just explained that the more disturbances that happened

in their world, the harder it was to return them to their home.

As the older children discussed how to go about catching

a several ton dragon without upseting it to the point of

blowing the city up Kaki got a delighted expression, as if

something wonderful just occurred to her. Silently the pre-

school student picked up Piyoko and headed up the stairs.

When she reached the top of the stairs Kaki

snuck silently into the room Yuugi and Yami stayed in.

Carefully she dug through the few belongings they had

before coming upon exactly what she was looking for:

their deck. Kaki flipped through the cards until she came

across the two she had been looking for. Smiling she

handed them to Piyoko.

"Do your thing, Pi!" she whispered. Piyoko

blinked and giggled before shaking the cards around.

Nothing happened, "Huh?"

Kaki looked at Piyoko and the cards and pouted.

What did she have to do to get Piyoko to pull the monsters

out of the cards? Luckily Yami showwed up and solved the

problem for her.

"Hey! Those are my Dark Magician and Dark

Magician Girl card! Give those to me!" Yami commanded.

Piyoko blinked and waved the cards in the air. The two

Dark Magicians instantly popped right out of their cards

and looked around, bewildered. Kaki cheered.

"YES! This is going to be the BEST show and

tell ever! Wait until my classmates hear that I'm bringing

two real Duel Monsters!" She exclaimed. Yami stared at

the magicians in a state of shock before finally regaining

his senses and responding.

"WHAT THE HELL!? IT HAPPENED AGAIN!"

He called down to the others. Then he got a wonderful

idea.

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"Wow Toki! This is quite the little project you've

started! I almost feel sorry for the boys... Almost!" Hikari

exclaimed, staring into the mirror that allowed the insane

authoresses to view their work. Toki smiled and nodded.

"I know! Isn't it great? I can always count on sis

to provide me with some good stress relief after a date goes

bad!" Sera cheered, further inflating Toki's ego.

"Well I think that pink bunnied would have made

it much more intresting!" Morta pouted. The other three girls gave her a weird look.

"Freak."

"Weirdo."

"Failure."

The three words came out all at once. Morta

merely pouted some more at her friends criticism. Couldn't

they see that the pink bunnies would make the story so

much more fun?

Apparently not.

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The group of witches and duelists watched in

awe as the two magicians slowly lowered the Blue Eyes

into a large cage that had been set up in the yard.

"I suppose SOMETHING good came out of Kaki's

mischief..." Aiko muttered. Haruka nodded.

"What should we name it, Big Brother?" Mokuba

asked. Before Kaiba could answer Mizuki cut in.

"I know, I know! Call it Kisara!" She exclaimed,

before wrapping her arms around Mokuba and giving him

a tight squeeze. The Dragon sweatdropped. Well, it was

a better name than say... Baka (Japanese for moron/idiot.

One of the Pichans has this very name).

The two Dark Magicians landed beside Yami,

still looking rather confused of their current state of

existance. The Dark Magician Girl turned to Yami with a

puzzled expression.

"My Lord... why are we... er... Here?" She asked.

Yami shrugged.

"It would seem that Kaki is going to take you to

show and tell tomarrow." He replied. Both magicians' eyes

widened a bit. They were here to entertain a five year old

girl!?

Fate was cruel. VERY, very cruel.

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"Calm down Suka! I'm sure that Toki won't cause

an SERIOUS damage!" Miku exclaimed, attempting to calm

the upset love goddess, "She only does this to upset you,

Suka!"

"Well It's WORKING! How can I calm down! She's

torturing poor, defensless anime characters that can't save

themselves! Characters that haven't hurt anybody! Well...

exept mabey Bakura..." Suka argued. Miku sighed.

"Listen. If it makes you feel better, I have an

idea on how to get even. But you'll have to be willing to let

them suffer a little. Otherwhise they won't learn." Miku

explained. Suka looked thoughtful and then nodded.

"Okay Miku. I'll do it." She said. With those words

the two girls began to plot a way to teach the troublesome

authoresses a lesson that they would not soon forget.

Hey, even a sweetheart has to be tough at times

if they want to be listened to.

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Toki: Wheeeee! Chapter two is done! In the next chapter

the plot should be fully established!

It's hard to see Suka acting this way... She's normally so

calm and sweet. I guess that my mischief finally got to her.

I still need more volunteers to help out Suka and Miku with

their little "plan", so feel free to apply! Also everyone be

sure to review with C&C. PLEASE! Just click the button

and review! I want to hear what you think!

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NEXT TIME: Time for show and tell!

And Kaki brought... WHAT? She lost

the two spellcasters in Shinjuku Station

AKA Hell? Can they be found before the

station drives them insane? And Suka

and Miku's plan gets underway. What

happens when four naughty authoresses

are dumped in the middle of Shinjuku?

Only one way to find out!

KEEP READING!