~ I HATE Toonami! They took away my Hiei! ;_; I tell ya'll somehin',
that's the most I've ever cried in a long time! Does anybody know when Yu
Yu Hakusho will be played on air again? If so, PLEASE tell me! Ok, here's
the Devil Went Down to Georgia. You can tell whenever they are singing,
'cause it will ryhme.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or the song "Devil went Down to Georgia." Hn.
Botan: (flying around in the crystal blue sky on a beautiful summers day) "Hallo, everyone! I'll be your narrator for the rest of the story. Well, actually, I'll be the singer . . .ahem (fiddles start to play; Botan is now wearing a blue jean skirt, white tank top with red bandanna tied around her neck, and cowgirl boots)
Botan (again) "The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal . . ."
Kuwabara: "Cut, cut! Hold it right there!"
Botan: (sighing) "Wot's the matter now, Kuwabara?"
Kuwabara: "Don't 'wot' me, miss priss! I wanna know why I'm wearin' this crappy costume!"
Kuwabara stomped over to Botan, dressed in red pajamas (hole at the butt patched in with blue) with plastic horns glued on top. He carried a broken pitch-fork, taped together unsuccessfully. A bent wire with red material thrown on it served him as a tail.
Kuwabara: "If SHE gets to wear somethin' cool like that, then I think I should to! Kareyu!"
Kareyu: (shyly) "Yes?"
Kuwabara: "Make me look real!"
Kareyu: "But Kuwabara, the devil's stupid and ugly!"
Kuwabara: "Does he have a wire tail?"
Kareyu: "How am I suppose to know? *sigh * I guess I can do better. (to audience) Okay people. I don't know what the devil looks like, but I have read a lot of Grimm's Fairytales, and they describe him a whole bunch. So, I just describe to you what he looks like base on what they said."
Kareyu waved her magic author fingers (all authors have them) and instantly, Kuwabara's costume ripped off of him, leaving him standing in his boxers. Botan almost fainted from the whiteness of his skin.
Botan: (fighting for conscious) "Needs . . . tan . . .badly . . ."
Kuwabara's ivory skin began to grow red and fury. His once cat like eyes now beamed a bright gold color, like those of a goats. Horns twisted from his curly orange hair. The feet he was standing on transformed into cloven hooves, like the ones of a goat. Cloaked in a black cape, Kuwabara swished his spiked tail back and forth.
Kareyu: "What have I done . . ."
Kuwabara: (through fanged teeth) "I look . . .real!"
Kareyu: "You've still got your face though, even if it is red and fury. And I kept your hair, and most of your own body."
Kuwabara: "Awright! Let's get this thing started!"
Kareyu: "I hope I won't go to hell for this . . .Botan, please continue!"
Botan: "My pleasure!"
The fiddles started playing again as Kuwabara galloped off stage.
Botan: (trying to maintain a Southern accent) "The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, and he was willing to make a deal . . ."
Kuwabara: (dancing around and humming loudly)
Botan: "KUWABARA!"
Kuwabara: "What? Oh! Right, the bind thing . . . (pulls out pocket watch) Shoot! I AM way behind! Guess I'll just have to go look for some easy targets . . ."
Botan: " . . .when he came across this young man, sawing on a fiddle and playin' it hot."
Hiei: (dressed in cute overalls and barefooted, skillfully playing a fiddle)
Botan: "Hiei?"
Hiei: (stopped playing) "What?"
Botan: "You . . .er . . .never mind."
Hiei: (shrugs shoulders and continues playing)
Botan: "Then the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said-"
Kuwabara: "Boy, let me tell you what!"
Hiei: (stopped again) "Will you people stop interrupting me!"
Kuwabara: "But. . .but I'm the devil!"
Hiei: "So? I'm a demon."
Botan: (growing angry) "Listen! This is not real! It's just a song! Hiei! For right now you are a human BOY, and Kuwabara is the devil! Didn't you read the script?"
Hiei: "Oh . . .yeah . . .*cough * let's just get this over with!"
Kuwabara: "Yeah! (Music starts again) Where was I?"
Botan: (clenching fist and teeth) "Boy - let - me - tell - you - "
Kuwabara: "Oh yeah! Ahem, : I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too. And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you! Now you played a pretty fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due. I gotta fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you! *squeals * Gaw that was awesome!"
Botan: "Kuwabara, shut-up."
Kuwabara: "Kay."
Botan: (continuing) "The boy said -"
Hiei: (standing up) "My name's Hiei, and it might be a sin . . .(poking Kuwabara in the chest) . . .but I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been!"
Kuwabara: "Oooh, big words, lil' britches."
Hiei: "Just bring it, red."
Botan: "Hiei, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard! 'Cause hell broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards. (watches Kuwabara dance idiotically as Hiei rolls his eyes) And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold . . .(holds up golden fiddle; Hiei begins to drool) . . .but if you lose, the devil gets your soul! (Kuwabara laughs wickedly)
~Please review and tell me what you think! I hope I haven't offended anybody, I'm sorry! Anyway, find out what happens in the next chapter (second and last). See ya' soon!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or the song "Devil went Down to Georgia." Hn.
Botan: (flying around in the crystal blue sky on a beautiful summers day) "Hallo, everyone! I'll be your narrator for the rest of the story. Well, actually, I'll be the singer . . .ahem (fiddles start to play; Botan is now wearing a blue jean skirt, white tank top with red bandanna tied around her neck, and cowgirl boots)
Botan (again) "The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal . . ."
Kuwabara: "Cut, cut! Hold it right there!"
Botan: (sighing) "Wot's the matter now, Kuwabara?"
Kuwabara: "Don't 'wot' me, miss priss! I wanna know why I'm wearin' this crappy costume!"
Kuwabara stomped over to Botan, dressed in red pajamas (hole at the butt patched in with blue) with plastic horns glued on top. He carried a broken pitch-fork, taped together unsuccessfully. A bent wire with red material thrown on it served him as a tail.
Kuwabara: "If SHE gets to wear somethin' cool like that, then I think I should to! Kareyu!"
Kareyu: (shyly) "Yes?"
Kuwabara: "Make me look real!"
Kareyu: "But Kuwabara, the devil's stupid and ugly!"
Kuwabara: "Does he have a wire tail?"
Kareyu: "How am I suppose to know? *sigh * I guess I can do better. (to audience) Okay people. I don't know what the devil looks like, but I have read a lot of Grimm's Fairytales, and they describe him a whole bunch. So, I just describe to you what he looks like base on what they said."
Kareyu waved her magic author fingers (all authors have them) and instantly, Kuwabara's costume ripped off of him, leaving him standing in his boxers. Botan almost fainted from the whiteness of his skin.
Botan: (fighting for conscious) "Needs . . . tan . . .badly . . ."
Kuwabara's ivory skin began to grow red and fury. His once cat like eyes now beamed a bright gold color, like those of a goats. Horns twisted from his curly orange hair. The feet he was standing on transformed into cloven hooves, like the ones of a goat. Cloaked in a black cape, Kuwabara swished his spiked tail back and forth.
Kareyu: "What have I done . . ."
Kuwabara: (through fanged teeth) "I look . . .real!"
Kareyu: "You've still got your face though, even if it is red and fury. And I kept your hair, and most of your own body."
Kuwabara: "Awright! Let's get this thing started!"
Kareyu: "I hope I won't go to hell for this . . .Botan, please continue!"
Botan: "My pleasure!"
The fiddles started playing again as Kuwabara galloped off stage.
Botan: (trying to maintain a Southern accent) "The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, and he was willing to make a deal . . ."
Kuwabara: (dancing around and humming loudly)
Botan: "KUWABARA!"
Kuwabara: "What? Oh! Right, the bind thing . . . (pulls out pocket watch) Shoot! I AM way behind! Guess I'll just have to go look for some easy targets . . ."
Botan: " . . .when he came across this young man, sawing on a fiddle and playin' it hot."
Hiei: (dressed in cute overalls and barefooted, skillfully playing a fiddle)
Botan: "Hiei?"
Hiei: (stopped playing) "What?"
Botan: "You . . .er . . .never mind."
Hiei: (shrugs shoulders and continues playing)
Botan: "Then the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said-"
Kuwabara: "Boy, let me tell you what!"
Hiei: (stopped again) "Will you people stop interrupting me!"
Kuwabara: "But. . .but I'm the devil!"
Hiei: "So? I'm a demon."
Botan: (growing angry) "Listen! This is not real! It's just a song! Hiei! For right now you are a human BOY, and Kuwabara is the devil! Didn't you read the script?"
Hiei: "Oh . . .yeah . . .*cough * let's just get this over with!"
Kuwabara: "Yeah! (Music starts again) Where was I?"
Botan: (clenching fist and teeth) "Boy - let - me - tell - you - "
Kuwabara: "Oh yeah! Ahem, : I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too. And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you! Now you played a pretty fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due. I gotta fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you! *squeals * Gaw that was awesome!"
Botan: "Kuwabara, shut-up."
Kuwabara: "Kay."
Botan: (continuing) "The boy said -"
Hiei: (standing up) "My name's Hiei, and it might be a sin . . .(poking Kuwabara in the chest) . . .but I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been!"
Kuwabara: "Oooh, big words, lil' britches."
Hiei: "Just bring it, red."
Botan: "Hiei, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard! 'Cause hell broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards. (watches Kuwabara dance idiotically as Hiei rolls his eyes) And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold . . .(holds up golden fiddle; Hiei begins to drool) . . .but if you lose, the devil gets your soul! (Kuwabara laughs wickedly)
~Please review and tell me what you think! I hope I haven't offended anybody, I'm sorry! Anyway, find out what happens in the next chapter (second and last). See ya' soon!