Chapter One - Living with Malik
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh though I wish owned Yami
Summary- General structured madness as we look in to the lives of Yugi and his Yami.
Notes - This was my very first fanfic that got posted on ELAD and so here it is complete and slightly revised from the original. Enjoy.
Malik = hikari Marik = yami I know I keep changing it around but it depends on a how I feel.
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Yugi and Yami were busy getting dressed and Yami was trying on different shirts.
Yami: How about this one?
Yugi:*looks* That one makes you look gay. Just wear what you normally do.
Yami:*scowls* Fine *throws shirt out of window*
A loud banging on the door.
Grandpa:*yells* YUGI GET THE DAMN DOOR I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Hai *opens door to see a tearful Malik standing there, who collapses on to Yugi's shoulder and sobs*
Yami:*comes downstairs* What the hell is going on? *sees Malik crying and sniggers* Oh dry up for Ra's sake.
Yugi:*glares* Yami don't be mean! Can't you see he's upset? *pushes Malik off who sniffs* What's wrong?
Malik:*sniffs* I've been living at Ryou's place I had a fight with Bakura and he threw me out.
Yami:*looks pissed off* So go back and live Isis then.
Malik: Isis threw me out as well *evil grin* I put a centipede in her shoe and it bit her, me and my yami laughed as she hopped round the house screaming.
Yugi: How come only you got kicked out?
Malik:*shrugs* She knew I did it. Isis said that was the last straw especially after I put liquefied worms in her shampoo *evil chuckle* Anyway my yami said he'd like to be alone with Isis even though he's a virgin.
Yami:*laughs*
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Well stay here until you patch things up with Bakura *yells upstairs* GRADNPA MALIK'S STAYING FOR A WHILE!
Yami:*anime fall* Nani?
Grandpa:*yells* NAZE?
Yugi:*yells back* HE FELL OUT WITH BAKURA.
Grandpa:*yells* AGAIN? THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH!!! Malik walks in to the house goes to the living room, sits down and puts his feet on the coffee table.
Yami:*glares at Yugi* He's your responsibility I want nothing to do with the little shit.
Malik: I heard that arsehole.
Yugi: Ok Yami *watches Yami storm off*
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A week later... Yugi is standing outside the bathroom.
Yugi:*bangs on door* Hurry up Malik stop taking so long.
Malik:*opens door and smiles evilly* There you go Yugi enjoy.
Yugi:*enters bathroom* AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! *runs back out*
Malik:*laughs*
Yami: Why are you screaming? *looks in bathroom* OH MY GOD! *looks mad* MALIK!!
The bathroom sink is covered in toothpaste, the bath has shit smeared in it and on the mirror were the words shit hole.
Yami:*curses Malik's name in Egyptian* Either he goes or I'll kill him.
Yugi:*nervously* You didn't used to be this violent.
Yami:*glares* How the hell would you know? Were you around 5000yrs ago? No you weren't.
The phone rings Yugi runs off to answer it leaving Yami to clean the bathroom, still cursing loudly puts on an apron and rubber gloves. Drags out a large box of cleaning chemicals from a cupboard.
Yugi:*picks up phone* Hello?
Ryou:*sighs* Oh thank Ra. Yugi I need your help its my yami, ever since Malik left he keeps getting drunk. It's wearing me down.
Yugi:*sweatdrop* I'll be over in an hour.
Ryou: Alright see you soon *hangs up*
Malik:*calls from living room* Who was it?
Yugi: Wrong number.
Malik is making strange noises Yugi looks and sees Malik doing odd hand movements near his groin.
Yugi:*shocked* What are you doing?
Malik: Polishing my rod.
Yugi:*more shocked* In here? That's disgusting!
Malik: Nani? *laughs and holds up a rag and his Millennium Rod* See I'm polishing my rod grow up dickhead. Yugi: It just sounded rude.
Malik:*evil laugh* It was supposed to.
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An hour later Yugi and Yami stood outside Ryou's place, Yugi rings doorbell.
*DING DONG*
Bakura opens the door his eyes are bloodshot and he's holding a bottle of vodka.
Bakura:*slurred voice* Ryou the mother fucker Pharaoh is here and he brought shrimp.
Yami:*goes to punch Bakura* I'll give him mother fucker!
Yugi:*holds Yami* Don't he's drunk he doesn't know what he is saying.
Bakura:*sneers* I know exactly what I'm saying I'm not that pished.
Ryou:*ushers Yugi, Yami and Bakura in to the house* Please go to the kitchen *all sit down at table except Bakura* You've got to help me get Malik and Bakura back together.
Yami: Great I'll go get Malik now.
Ryou: Wait! You can't do it like that it has to be a subtle way otherwise they won't talk.
Yami: Any ideas?
Yugi:*light-bulb* We can all go see the Shaolin monks, they perform self mutilation they'd love it. It's gonna be at the Domino theatre tonight.
Bakura:*starts to sing a song to the tune of "I'm a little teapot"* I'm a tomb robber tall and stout I'm gonna punch Yami out *does a drunken dance before collapsing*
Yugi:*tuts* How does he get so drunk anyway?
Ryou:*sighs* Quite easily one bottle of vodka and he's gone.
Yami: That's cos alcohol wasn't that strong in Ancient Egyptian times, Bakura can't hold his liquor *sniggers*
Ryou: I know I'm fed up of cleaning up after him.
Yugi: Ok I'll go home and book the tickets. Also I'll call Joey, Serenity, Miho, Anzu, Mai, Seto, Mokuba, Isis, Marik, Otogi and Honda.
Yami: Erm Naze?
Yugi:*rolls eyes* It has to be a group thing so they don't feel singled out. Yami stay here and help Ryou sober up Bakura, don't do anything stupid.
Yami: For the love of Ra I'm a Pharaoh I know how to be responsible.
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Two hours later Yugi had just convinced Malik to see the show. Malik:*smirks* Sure I'll go sounds like fun.
Phone rings.
Malik:*picks up phone* Fucking whore hotline how can I help?
Ryou: Is Yugi there?
Malik:*passes phone* For you shit brains.
Yugi:*glares at Malik* Hai?
Ryou:*panic* Mayhem central Bakura goaded Yami in to a drinking contest.
Bakura and Yami in the background singing Egyptian songs with slurred voices.
Yugi:*mad* I'll be right over.
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At Ryou's place Yugi is fuming mad as he watches Yami and Bakura still drunkenly singing Egyptian songs.
Yugi:*shouts* I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO BE RESPONSIBLE!
Yami:*staggers up to Yugi and puts an arm round him* Yugi you know who I am? I'm the king of games, I'm Yu-Gi-Oh *bursts in to laughter* I beat the tomb robber.
Ryou:*sweatdrop* Gomen Yugi it's my fault Bakura called Yami a lot of names, then said he couldn't hold his drink.
Yugi:*smacks head* I hate your yami.
Yami:*kneeling on floor* Yugi I don't feel well I think I'm gonna puke.
Ryou:*panic* Get him upstairs now second door on the left I'm not cleaning up after him.
Yugi grabs his yami and rushes him upstairs just in time.
Ryou:*yells* DID HE MAKE IT?
Yugi:*yells* HAI!
Some time later Yami and Bakura are sobering up after eating raw coffee.
Yugi:*shouts* I HOPE YOU TWO LEARNT YOUR LESSON!!!
Both yamis hold their heads and moan about headaches.
Yugi:*scowls* Serves you right.
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Outside the theatre the group gathers.
Serenity: What are we seeing again?
Otogi:*flicks hair* Yugi said it's the Shaolin monks.
Seto: Great violence on stage.
Marik: Heh heh heh.
Malik:*snorts* Why did he have to come? *points at Bakura*
Bakura:*shoots Malik dirty look* I was invited you twat.
Yami:*holds head* Please stop shouting.
Anzu: What's his problem?
Joey and Honda: Hung-over.
Seto:*laughs*
Everyone begins to take seat.
Isis:*screams* There's a tarantula on my chair eeeekkkk!!
All girls scream except Mia and Marik laughs.
Mai:*picks up spider* Ah how kawaii.
Malik and Marik:*anime fall* NANI?
After that little incident the show began.
Miho:*glomps Ryou* Oh this real nasty hold me.
Ryou:*waves arms* Ack help me.
Joey:*prises her off* God Miho you're like a limpet.
Seto, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, Yugi and Malik all laugh. Honda sniggers and Otogi smiles.
Yami: This takes me back to the days when I had this at my court.
Bakura:*evil chuckle* Heh I did most of it.
Malik:*sighs* Wish I lived in your time you have all the fun.
Bakura:*evil grin* We can practice on Ryou later.
Malik:*smiles* You mean it Bakurykins?
Bakura:*growls* I told you never call me that in public.
Yami: Bakurykins? *laughs loudly*
Bakura:*glares* Shut up Pharaoh or I'll kill you.
Yami:*laughing so hard he has tears* BAKUYKINS!!
Bakura:*yells* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
A loud scream comes from the stage as a monk who had been distracted by Yami's laughing had stabbed his hand wrong and was running around pouring blood. Forgetting their fight Bakura, Marik, Seto, and Malik all laugh loudly. Otogi, Yami, Joey, Honda and Ryou look disturbed. While Mai, Yugi, Miho, Anzu, Isis, Serenity and Mokuba hide their faces. And for some odd reason a sword flies through the air, embedding itself in Anzu's skull which, made everyone laugh.
Everyone thanks Yugi for a great night out, Bakura and Malik were talking again. Ryou didn't want to go home cos of what he heard earlier, holds on to a lamp post for dear life while his would be tormentors try to drag him home.
Yami:*smirks* Mission accomplished and no more Malik the bastard in our house.
Malik:*shouts while dragging Ryou* I HEARD THAT YOU FUCK!
Yugi:*sweatdrop* I feel sorry for Ryou.
Marik: Well I don't I'm gonna join in
They all go home.
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Well chapter one has now been revised not much I just added in words where I forgotten to put them in first time round, or I changed some of the names I had in it to English ones. Like I said this is my 1st fic that crawled out of my twisted mind, enjoy r&r do whatever bye.
Ruth (Blueraydragon)
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh though I wish owned Yami
Summary- General structured madness as we look in to the lives of Yugi and his Yami.
Notes - This was my very first fanfic that got posted on ELAD and so here it is complete and slightly revised from the original. Enjoy.
Malik = hikari Marik = yami I know I keep changing it around but it depends on a how I feel.
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Yugi and Yami were busy getting dressed and Yami was trying on different shirts.
Yami: How about this one?
Yugi:*looks* That one makes you look gay. Just wear what you normally do.
Yami:*scowls* Fine *throws shirt out of window*
A loud banging on the door.
Grandpa:*yells* YUGI GET THE DAMN DOOR I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Hai *opens door to see a tearful Malik standing there, who collapses on to Yugi's shoulder and sobs*
Yami:*comes downstairs* What the hell is going on? *sees Malik crying and sniggers* Oh dry up for Ra's sake.
Yugi:*glares* Yami don't be mean! Can't you see he's upset? *pushes Malik off who sniffs* What's wrong?
Malik:*sniffs* I've been living at Ryou's place I had a fight with Bakura and he threw me out.
Yami:*looks pissed off* So go back and live Isis then.
Malik: Isis threw me out as well *evil grin* I put a centipede in her shoe and it bit her, me and my yami laughed as she hopped round the house screaming.
Yugi: How come only you got kicked out?
Malik:*shrugs* She knew I did it. Isis said that was the last straw especially after I put liquefied worms in her shampoo *evil chuckle* Anyway my yami said he'd like to be alone with Isis even though he's a virgin.
Yami:*laughs*
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Well stay here until you patch things up with Bakura *yells upstairs* GRADNPA MALIK'S STAYING FOR A WHILE!
Yami:*anime fall* Nani?
Grandpa:*yells* NAZE?
Yugi:*yells back* HE FELL OUT WITH BAKURA.
Grandpa:*yells* AGAIN? THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH!!! Malik walks in to the house goes to the living room, sits down and puts his feet on the coffee table.
Yami:*glares at Yugi* He's your responsibility I want nothing to do with the little shit.
Malik: I heard that arsehole.
Yugi: Ok Yami *watches Yami storm off*
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A week later... Yugi is standing outside the bathroom.
Yugi:*bangs on door* Hurry up Malik stop taking so long.
Malik:*opens door and smiles evilly* There you go Yugi enjoy.
Yugi:*enters bathroom* AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! *runs back out*
Malik:*laughs*
Yami: Why are you screaming? *looks in bathroom* OH MY GOD! *looks mad* MALIK!!
The bathroom sink is covered in toothpaste, the bath has shit smeared in it and on the mirror were the words shit hole.
Yami:*curses Malik's name in Egyptian* Either he goes or I'll kill him.
Yugi:*nervously* You didn't used to be this violent.
Yami:*glares* How the hell would you know? Were you around 5000yrs ago? No you weren't.
The phone rings Yugi runs off to answer it leaving Yami to clean the bathroom, still cursing loudly puts on an apron and rubber gloves. Drags out a large box of cleaning chemicals from a cupboard.
Yugi:*picks up phone* Hello?
Ryou:*sighs* Oh thank Ra. Yugi I need your help its my yami, ever since Malik left he keeps getting drunk. It's wearing me down.
Yugi:*sweatdrop* I'll be over in an hour.
Ryou: Alright see you soon *hangs up*
Malik:*calls from living room* Who was it?
Yugi: Wrong number.
Malik is making strange noises Yugi looks and sees Malik doing odd hand movements near his groin.
Yugi:*shocked* What are you doing?
Malik: Polishing my rod.
Yugi:*more shocked* In here? That's disgusting!
Malik: Nani? *laughs and holds up a rag and his Millennium Rod* See I'm polishing my rod grow up dickhead. Yugi: It just sounded rude.
Malik:*evil laugh* It was supposed to.
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An hour later Yugi and Yami stood outside Ryou's place, Yugi rings doorbell.
*DING DONG*
Bakura opens the door his eyes are bloodshot and he's holding a bottle of vodka.
Bakura:*slurred voice* Ryou the mother fucker Pharaoh is here and he brought shrimp.
Yami:*goes to punch Bakura* I'll give him mother fucker!
Yugi:*holds Yami* Don't he's drunk he doesn't know what he is saying.
Bakura:*sneers* I know exactly what I'm saying I'm not that pished.
Ryou:*ushers Yugi, Yami and Bakura in to the house* Please go to the kitchen *all sit down at table except Bakura* You've got to help me get Malik and Bakura back together.
Yami: Great I'll go get Malik now.
Ryou: Wait! You can't do it like that it has to be a subtle way otherwise they won't talk.
Yami: Any ideas?
Yugi:*light-bulb* We can all go see the Shaolin monks, they perform self mutilation they'd love it. It's gonna be at the Domino theatre tonight.
Bakura:*starts to sing a song to the tune of "I'm a little teapot"* I'm a tomb robber tall and stout I'm gonna punch Yami out *does a drunken dance before collapsing*
Yugi:*tuts* How does he get so drunk anyway?
Ryou:*sighs* Quite easily one bottle of vodka and he's gone.
Yami: That's cos alcohol wasn't that strong in Ancient Egyptian times, Bakura can't hold his liquor *sniggers*
Ryou: I know I'm fed up of cleaning up after him.
Yugi: Ok I'll go home and book the tickets. Also I'll call Joey, Serenity, Miho, Anzu, Mai, Seto, Mokuba, Isis, Marik, Otogi and Honda.
Yami: Erm Naze?
Yugi:*rolls eyes* It has to be a group thing so they don't feel singled out. Yami stay here and help Ryou sober up Bakura, don't do anything stupid.
Yami: For the love of Ra I'm a Pharaoh I know how to be responsible.
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Two hours later Yugi had just convinced Malik to see the show. Malik:*smirks* Sure I'll go sounds like fun.
Phone rings.
Malik:*picks up phone* Fucking whore hotline how can I help?
Ryou: Is Yugi there?
Malik:*passes phone* For you shit brains.
Yugi:*glares at Malik* Hai?
Ryou:*panic* Mayhem central Bakura goaded Yami in to a drinking contest.
Bakura and Yami in the background singing Egyptian songs with slurred voices.
Yugi:*mad* I'll be right over.
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At Ryou's place Yugi is fuming mad as he watches Yami and Bakura still drunkenly singing Egyptian songs.
Yugi:*shouts* I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO BE RESPONSIBLE!
Yami:*staggers up to Yugi and puts an arm round him* Yugi you know who I am? I'm the king of games, I'm Yu-Gi-Oh *bursts in to laughter* I beat the tomb robber.
Ryou:*sweatdrop* Gomen Yugi it's my fault Bakura called Yami a lot of names, then said he couldn't hold his drink.
Yugi:*smacks head* I hate your yami.
Yami:*kneeling on floor* Yugi I don't feel well I think I'm gonna puke.
Ryou:*panic* Get him upstairs now second door on the left I'm not cleaning up after him.
Yugi grabs his yami and rushes him upstairs just in time.
Ryou:*yells* DID HE MAKE IT?
Yugi:*yells* HAI!
Some time later Yami and Bakura are sobering up after eating raw coffee.
Yugi:*shouts* I HOPE YOU TWO LEARNT YOUR LESSON!!!
Both yamis hold their heads and moan about headaches.
Yugi:*scowls* Serves you right.
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Outside the theatre the group gathers.
Serenity: What are we seeing again?
Otogi:*flicks hair* Yugi said it's the Shaolin monks.
Seto: Great violence on stage.
Marik: Heh heh heh.
Malik:*snorts* Why did he have to come? *points at Bakura*
Bakura:*shoots Malik dirty look* I was invited you twat.
Yami:*holds head* Please stop shouting.
Anzu: What's his problem?
Joey and Honda: Hung-over.
Seto:*laughs*
Everyone begins to take seat.
Isis:*screams* There's a tarantula on my chair eeeekkkk!!
All girls scream except Mia and Marik laughs.
Mai:*picks up spider* Ah how kawaii.
Malik and Marik:*anime fall* NANI?
After that little incident the show began.
Miho:*glomps Ryou* Oh this real nasty hold me.
Ryou:*waves arms* Ack help me.
Joey:*prises her off* God Miho you're like a limpet.
Seto, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, Yugi and Malik all laugh. Honda sniggers and Otogi smiles.
Yami: This takes me back to the days when I had this at my court.
Bakura:*evil chuckle* Heh I did most of it.
Malik:*sighs* Wish I lived in your time you have all the fun.
Bakura:*evil grin* We can practice on Ryou later.
Malik:*smiles* You mean it Bakurykins?
Bakura:*growls* I told you never call me that in public.
Yami: Bakurykins? *laughs loudly*
Bakura:*glares* Shut up Pharaoh or I'll kill you.
Yami:*laughing so hard he has tears* BAKUYKINS!!
Bakura:*yells* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
A loud scream comes from the stage as a monk who had been distracted by Yami's laughing had stabbed his hand wrong and was running around pouring blood. Forgetting their fight Bakura, Marik, Seto, and Malik all laugh loudly. Otogi, Yami, Joey, Honda and Ryou look disturbed. While Mai, Yugi, Miho, Anzu, Isis, Serenity and Mokuba hide their faces. And for some odd reason a sword flies through the air, embedding itself in Anzu's skull which, made everyone laugh.
Everyone thanks Yugi for a great night out, Bakura and Malik were talking again. Ryou didn't want to go home cos of what he heard earlier, holds on to a lamp post for dear life while his would be tormentors try to drag him home.
Yami:*smirks* Mission accomplished and no more Malik the bastard in our house.
Malik:*shouts while dragging Ryou* I HEARD THAT YOU FUCK!
Yugi:*sweatdrop* I feel sorry for Ryou.
Marik: Well I don't I'm gonna join in
They all go home.
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Well chapter one has now been revised not much I just added in words where I forgotten to put them in first time round, or I changed some of the names I had in it to English ones. Like I said this is my 1st fic that crawled out of my twisted mind, enjoy r&r do whatever bye.
Ruth (Blueraydragon)