Trick-or-Treating with the Yu-Yu Hakusho Cast
Psychiatrist: Now look. You do not own Yu-Yu Hakusho.
Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs: How do you know that?
Psychiatrist: Because I just do. Now say it with me: I do not own Yu-Yu Hakusho.
Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs: I...do...not...own...
Psychiatrist: Yu-Yu Hakusho.
Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs: I just can't say it!
Psychiatrist: Fine. I'll say it for you. Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho, legend of Zelda, Rurouni Kenshin, or anything else in this fic that she does not own.
GotC: WAAAAAH!
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(Special thanks to Crystal Jaganshi and Kitsune of Light for help w/the costumes!)
~Costumes~
Kuwabara: A Cat Yuske: Kuronue (I don't know if I spelled that right, so don't shoot me if it's wrong) Hiei: Link (from Legend of Zelda) Botan: A Fairy Keiko: A Pumpkin Kurama: Kenshin (from Rurouni Kenshin and Samurai X)
~Other Random Chars~
Goten: A Puppy InuYasha: Cloud (from Final Fantasy) Future Trunks: Li (from Card Captor Sakura) Sanosuke: Wolfwood (from Trigun) Tetsuo: a...pink bunny? Mokuba: the dark magician (from Yu-Gi-Oh) Mimiru: A witch Fujiko: A vampire queen. Vash: Jak (from Jak and Daxter, duh!) Sakura: A butterfly Kari: Xiao (from Dark Cloud) Ichiro: the (traditional-not Botan) Grim Reaper (Ichiro in black; that sounds so bishie! *Glomps Ichiro*) Van: Jiro (from Kikaider) Chi Chi: the queen of hearts
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Kuwabara: There's the first house!
Yuske: Brilliant deduction, Einstein. Oh yeah, by the way, thanks for loaning me Kuronue's clothes. He didn't die in this outfit, right?
Kurama: No, he didn't.
Hiei: what is the point of this, anyway?
Botan: Oh Hiei, do lighten up. It's fun!
Kurama: Just try to enjoy yourself, Hiei. It'll all be over soon.
[They walk up to the first house.]
Kuwabara: AAAH! THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD!
Yuske: try to chill out, Kuwabara. We can all hear it.
[I'm the narrator.]
Kuwabara: Why didn't you just say so?
[As I was saying, they walked up to the first house, and Yuske rang the doorbell.]
Goten: *opening the door* what do you say?
Yuske: Trick-or-Treat...or a shotgun in your face!
Goten: all right. *picks up a bowl of candy lying on the table next to him, and holds it out.* Okay, everybody take one!
Hiei: candy? CANDY? You never said anything about candy! *takes a roll of smarties and throws it into his pillowcase.* I LOVE candy. :P
[They go to the next house, which is completely dark, and knock on the door]
Kuwabara: Guys, I don't think anybody's home.
Inuyasha: (in a creepy voice) who dares to approach this house?
Botan: I've got this one. We're lost and our car broke down can we...Trick or Treat!
Hiei, Kurama, Yuske, Keiko, & Kuwabara: *Sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: *opens the door* -_- okay. *picks up a basket and puts it in front of the group* Take a handful.
[And so they did, and then they continued on to the next house.]
Kuwabara: Do you ever shut up?
[It's my job to narrate the story.]
Kuwabara: well you don't have to do your job THAT well.
[:0 this is what you're doing, :| this is what I want you to do.]
Kuwabara: what the heck is that supposed to mean?
Keiko: I think he just told you to shut up.
(Allllllllllrighty then. It's supposed to look like a face, but it doesn't. Oh well, moving on.)
[On their way to the next house, the gang runs into Trunks, Sanosuke, and Tetsuo.]
Kuwabara: Nice outfit there, Tetsuo. Really manly.
Tetsuo: -_- shut up. It's a bet.
Trunks: I have to give him fifty dollars if he wins. ^_^.
Kurama: *sweatdropping, blushing, and smiling at the same time* okay.
[Okay then, so that's why he was wearing that outfit.]
Hiei: *stuffing a Crunch bar into his mouth* I'd never wear something like that.
Kurama: Hiei, watch your sugar intake. Remember what happened at the New Year's Eve party?
[Flashback]
Kuwabara: *dumping a pile of sugar into the champagne* ya know, Yukina, I don't really like champagne, but if you put enough sugar in this stuff, it tastes just like ginger ale.
Genkai: what a dimwit. -_-
Botan: Have some champagne, Hiei.
Hiei: how does it taste?
Botan: It's kind of bitter, but it's sweet.
Hiei: ?_?
Botan: Just try some.
Hiei: *takes a sip* It tastes like ginger ale.
Botan: It does?
Hiei: *grabs Yukina (note: the song baby got back is playing)* Yukina, Dance with me?
Kuwabara: what the BLEEP is wrong with him?
(Kuwabara: what? that's not the way it went! I said a different word there!
Godrina: I rated it PG, so that means it is censored!
Kuwabara: oh.)
Hiei: Yeee-HAW! SING WITH ME! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!
All but Hiei: *sweatdrop*
Hiei: WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN IDDY-BIDDY WAIST, AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE, YOU GET SPRUNG! JUST LOOK AT WHAT SHE'S WEARIN, I'M HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARIN! OH BABY! I WANNA GET WITHYA, AND TAKE YOUR PICTCHA! MY HOMEBOYS TRIED TO WARN ME, BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT MAKES ME SO HORNY! Do I get my presents now?
All but Hiei: *sweatdrop*
Yuske: -_- Hiei, this is New Year's Eve, not Chanukah. Besides, the authoress doesn't celebrate Chanukah.
Hiei: awwww.
Yuske: It's New Year's Eve.
Hiei: NEW YEARS EVE!?! LET'S DROP A BOMB ON A MAJOR CITY THEN TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR!
[End flashback]
Kurama: O.o
Yuske: THAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT KUWABARA!
Kuwabara: no, it wasn't.
Yuske: then whose was it?
Kuwabara: maybe he was just drunk.
Kurama: with all that sugar in it, the alcohol would never have gotten through his body that fast.
[They arrived at the next house]
Mokuba: what's the password?
Kurama: trick or treat.
Mokuba: okay. *picks up a tray of candy bars and offers it to the group* Take one.
Mimiru: *running up behind Mokuba* Hey, are any of you going to Shippo's karaoke party later?
Keiko: Shippo is having a karaoke party?
Mimiru: yeah. Rin told me to invite anyone who is over the age of five.
Yuske: we'll think about it.
Botan: So where's the party?
Mimiru: It's at Shesshomaoru's mansion.
[Okay. so they leave that place, and on the way to the next house, Kuwabara walks into a tree because it is getting darker and he can't see. O.o moving on, they arrive at the next house. They knock, yada, yada, yada. You get the picture.]
Fujiko: Hello?
Keiko: don't tell me you've run out of candy already.
Fujiko: ^_^ not by a long shot.
Hiei: *stuffing a starburst into his mouth* ^_^ that's a good thing.
Fujiko: *puts a laundry basket in front of the group* Take as much as you like.
Hiei: O.O...*grabs two handfuls*
Fujiko: ^_^. Okay see you people later.
[-_- at the next house...I need a less boring job.]
Vash: *opening the door* HAPPY HALLOWEEN! *silly strings Keiko, Kuwabara, Yuske, Kurama, and Botan* (Hiei jumped out of the way)
All but Hiei & Vash: -_-
Vash: *laughing* ^_^...wait...one, two, three, four, five...I coulda sworn there was one more.
Hiei: I'm over here. *standing at the other end of the porch*
Vash: what a poor sport. !_!
Sakura: *coming up onto the porch* Hey everybody! Trick or treat!
Vash: hello, little lady. Just a minute.
Keiko: :(
Vash: *takes out the candy bowl* take a piece, now just one, mind you.
*All but Vash, Hiei, and Sakura do the anime style fall.*
Sakura: Thank you.
Botan: hey! What about us?
Vash: *eating a donut* oh, you can take one too! ^_^
*All but Vash and Hiei do the anime style fall.*
[Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Now this is officially getting freaky.]
Kuwabara: will you shut up? It's worse down here.
[Riiiiiight. Next house]
Botan: Kari's house is next.
Yuske: which means...?
Botan: We won't be covered in silly string again!
*All but Botan do the anime style fall*
[They come to the door, and there is a note there, with a plastic cauldron filled with candy by the door.]
Keiko: Gone to Shippo's karaoke party. I'll be back around two AM. Take a piece of candy! Love ya everybody! Signed, Kari.
Hiei: *trying to dump the pot of candy into his pillowcase* she won't be back very soon, so-
*Kurama hits Hiei over the head with his rosewhip*
Kurama: oh no you don't!
[*snore*]
Keiko: WAKE UP!
[What was that for?]
Keiko: you were asleep.
[It's a boring fic. So?]
Keiko: -_-. I hate you.
Van: Hey, what's up?
Yuske: hey Van!
Botan: well, we were thinking about going to Shippo's karaoke party.
Ichiro: we were just going there too, considering it was either that or Rin's toga party.
[At Rin's toga party]
*cricket chirping*
Rin: hey! Where is everybody?
[Uh, back to our heroes]
Kurama: O.o
[Across the street]
Chi Chi: How are you doing? Super, thanks for asking.
(Okay, that's an insider joke, and there's a really long story behind it, so I'll just summarize it. At my camp, when we went kayaking, you couldn't hear the people in the other kayaks unless you shouted, so you'd say; how are you, I'm super, thanks for asking!...yeah, I know it's stupid, and if you still don't get it...oh well.)
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That certainly was...interesting. I thought of the narrator as one of those robots...the referees in Zoids...yeah, I know it sounds stupid, and I always thought those guys had attitude problems, so don't shoot me. The next chapter...if there is one, is going to be about Shippo's karaoke party, and all I ask is one review before I continue. If I don't get any... this is a one shot fic. Flames will be used to burn down my school because I hate it and I have to go back to school in one week. T_T. All you homeschooled people, I envy you. I don't wanna go back to school! I hate school a lot.
Psychiatrist: Now look. You do not own Yu-Yu Hakusho.
Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs: How do you know that?
Psychiatrist: Because I just do. Now say it with me: I do not own Yu-Yu Hakusho.
Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs: I...do...not...own...
Psychiatrist: Yu-Yu Hakusho.
Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs: I just can't say it!
Psychiatrist: Fine. I'll say it for you. Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho, legend of Zelda, Rurouni Kenshin, or anything else in this fic that she does not own.
GotC: WAAAAAH!
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(Special thanks to Crystal Jaganshi and Kitsune of Light for help w/the costumes!)
~Costumes~
Kuwabara: A Cat Yuske: Kuronue (I don't know if I spelled that right, so don't shoot me if it's wrong) Hiei: Link (from Legend of Zelda) Botan: A Fairy Keiko: A Pumpkin Kurama: Kenshin (from Rurouni Kenshin and Samurai X)
~Other Random Chars~
Goten: A Puppy InuYasha: Cloud (from Final Fantasy) Future Trunks: Li (from Card Captor Sakura) Sanosuke: Wolfwood (from Trigun) Tetsuo: a...pink bunny? Mokuba: the dark magician (from Yu-Gi-Oh) Mimiru: A witch Fujiko: A vampire queen. Vash: Jak (from Jak and Daxter, duh!) Sakura: A butterfly Kari: Xiao (from Dark Cloud) Ichiro: the (traditional-not Botan) Grim Reaper (Ichiro in black; that sounds so bishie! *Glomps Ichiro*) Van: Jiro (from Kikaider) Chi Chi: the queen of hearts
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Kuwabara: There's the first house!
Yuske: Brilliant deduction, Einstein. Oh yeah, by the way, thanks for loaning me Kuronue's clothes. He didn't die in this outfit, right?
Kurama: No, he didn't.
Hiei: what is the point of this, anyway?
Botan: Oh Hiei, do lighten up. It's fun!
Kurama: Just try to enjoy yourself, Hiei. It'll all be over soon.
[They walk up to the first house.]
Kuwabara: AAAH! THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD!
Yuske: try to chill out, Kuwabara. We can all hear it.
[I'm the narrator.]
Kuwabara: Why didn't you just say so?
[As I was saying, they walked up to the first house, and Yuske rang the doorbell.]
Goten: *opening the door* what do you say?
Yuske: Trick-or-Treat...or a shotgun in your face!
Goten: all right. *picks up a bowl of candy lying on the table next to him, and holds it out.* Okay, everybody take one!
Hiei: candy? CANDY? You never said anything about candy! *takes a roll of smarties and throws it into his pillowcase.* I LOVE candy. :P
[They go to the next house, which is completely dark, and knock on the door]
Kuwabara: Guys, I don't think anybody's home.
Inuyasha: (in a creepy voice) who dares to approach this house?
Botan: I've got this one. We're lost and our car broke down can we...Trick or Treat!
Hiei, Kurama, Yuske, Keiko, & Kuwabara: *Sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: *opens the door* -_- okay. *picks up a basket and puts it in front of the group* Take a handful.
[And so they did, and then they continued on to the next house.]
Kuwabara: Do you ever shut up?
[It's my job to narrate the story.]
Kuwabara: well you don't have to do your job THAT well.
[:0 this is what you're doing, :| this is what I want you to do.]
Kuwabara: what the heck is that supposed to mean?
Keiko: I think he just told you to shut up.
(Allllllllllrighty then. It's supposed to look like a face, but it doesn't. Oh well, moving on.)
[On their way to the next house, the gang runs into Trunks, Sanosuke, and Tetsuo.]
Kuwabara: Nice outfit there, Tetsuo. Really manly.
Tetsuo: -_- shut up. It's a bet.
Trunks: I have to give him fifty dollars if he wins. ^_^.
Kurama: *sweatdropping, blushing, and smiling at the same time* okay.
[Okay then, so that's why he was wearing that outfit.]
Hiei: *stuffing a Crunch bar into his mouth* I'd never wear something like that.
Kurama: Hiei, watch your sugar intake. Remember what happened at the New Year's Eve party?
[Flashback]
Kuwabara: *dumping a pile of sugar into the champagne* ya know, Yukina, I don't really like champagne, but if you put enough sugar in this stuff, it tastes just like ginger ale.
Genkai: what a dimwit. -_-
Botan: Have some champagne, Hiei.
Hiei: how does it taste?
Botan: It's kind of bitter, but it's sweet.
Hiei: ?_?
Botan: Just try some.
Hiei: *takes a sip* It tastes like ginger ale.
Botan: It does?
Hiei: *grabs Yukina (note: the song baby got back is playing)* Yukina, Dance with me?
Kuwabara: what the BLEEP is wrong with him?
(Kuwabara: what? that's not the way it went! I said a different word there!
Godrina: I rated it PG, so that means it is censored!
Kuwabara: oh.)
Hiei: Yeee-HAW! SING WITH ME! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!
All but Hiei: *sweatdrop*
Hiei: WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN IDDY-BIDDY WAIST, AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE, YOU GET SPRUNG! JUST LOOK AT WHAT SHE'S WEARIN, I'M HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARIN! OH BABY! I WANNA GET WITHYA, AND TAKE YOUR PICTCHA! MY HOMEBOYS TRIED TO WARN ME, BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT MAKES ME SO HORNY! Do I get my presents now?
All but Hiei: *sweatdrop*
Yuske: -_- Hiei, this is New Year's Eve, not Chanukah. Besides, the authoress doesn't celebrate Chanukah.
Hiei: awwww.
Yuske: It's New Year's Eve.
Hiei: NEW YEARS EVE!?! LET'S DROP A BOMB ON A MAJOR CITY THEN TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR!
[End flashback]
Kurama: O.o
Yuske: THAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT KUWABARA!
Kuwabara: no, it wasn't.
Yuske: then whose was it?
Kuwabara: maybe he was just drunk.
Kurama: with all that sugar in it, the alcohol would never have gotten through his body that fast.
[They arrived at the next house]
Mokuba: what's the password?
Kurama: trick or treat.
Mokuba: okay. *picks up a tray of candy bars and offers it to the group* Take one.
Mimiru: *running up behind Mokuba* Hey, are any of you going to Shippo's karaoke party later?
Keiko: Shippo is having a karaoke party?
Mimiru: yeah. Rin told me to invite anyone who is over the age of five.
Yuske: we'll think about it.
Botan: So where's the party?
Mimiru: It's at Shesshomaoru's mansion.
[Okay. so they leave that place, and on the way to the next house, Kuwabara walks into a tree because it is getting darker and he can't see. O.o moving on, they arrive at the next house. They knock, yada, yada, yada. You get the picture.]
Fujiko: Hello?
Keiko: don't tell me you've run out of candy already.
Fujiko: ^_^ not by a long shot.
Hiei: *stuffing a starburst into his mouth* ^_^ that's a good thing.
Fujiko: *puts a laundry basket in front of the group* Take as much as you like.
Hiei: O.O...*grabs two handfuls*
Fujiko: ^_^. Okay see you people later.
[-_- at the next house...I need a less boring job.]
Vash: *opening the door* HAPPY HALLOWEEN! *silly strings Keiko, Kuwabara, Yuske, Kurama, and Botan* (Hiei jumped out of the way)
All but Hiei & Vash: -_-
Vash: *laughing* ^_^...wait...one, two, three, four, five...I coulda sworn there was one more.
Hiei: I'm over here. *standing at the other end of the porch*
Vash: what a poor sport. !_!
Sakura: *coming up onto the porch* Hey everybody! Trick or treat!
Vash: hello, little lady. Just a minute.
Keiko: :(
Vash: *takes out the candy bowl* take a piece, now just one, mind you.
*All but Vash, Hiei, and Sakura do the anime style fall.*
Sakura: Thank you.
Botan: hey! What about us?
Vash: *eating a donut* oh, you can take one too! ^_^
*All but Vash and Hiei do the anime style fall.*
[Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Now this is officially getting freaky.]
Kuwabara: will you shut up? It's worse down here.
[Riiiiiight. Next house]
Botan: Kari's house is next.
Yuske: which means...?
Botan: We won't be covered in silly string again!
*All but Botan do the anime style fall*
[They come to the door, and there is a note there, with a plastic cauldron filled with candy by the door.]
Keiko: Gone to Shippo's karaoke party. I'll be back around two AM. Take a piece of candy! Love ya everybody! Signed, Kari.
Hiei: *trying to dump the pot of candy into his pillowcase* she won't be back very soon, so-
*Kurama hits Hiei over the head with his rosewhip*
Kurama: oh no you don't!
[*snore*]
Keiko: WAKE UP!
[What was that for?]
Keiko: you were asleep.
[It's a boring fic. So?]
Keiko: -_-. I hate you.
Van: Hey, what's up?
Yuske: hey Van!
Botan: well, we were thinking about going to Shippo's karaoke party.
Ichiro: we were just going there too, considering it was either that or Rin's toga party.
[At Rin's toga party]
*cricket chirping*
Rin: hey! Where is everybody?
[Uh, back to our heroes]
Kurama: O.o
[Across the street]
Chi Chi: How are you doing? Super, thanks for asking.
(Okay, that's an insider joke, and there's a really long story behind it, so I'll just summarize it. At my camp, when we went kayaking, you couldn't hear the people in the other kayaks unless you shouted, so you'd say; how are you, I'm super, thanks for asking!...yeah, I know it's stupid, and if you still don't get it...oh well.)
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That certainly was...interesting. I thought of the narrator as one of those robots...the referees in Zoids...yeah, I know it sounds stupid, and I always thought those guys had attitude problems, so don't shoot me. The next chapter...if there is one, is going to be about Shippo's karaoke party, and all I ask is one review before I continue. If I don't get any... this is a one shot fic. Flames will be used to burn down my school because I hate it and I have to go back to school in one week. T_T. All you homeschooled people, I envy you. I don't wanna go back to school! I hate school a lot.