Screeching Dragon: This is my second venture into the world of RK, so I hope it's as good as the first!
Disclaimer: I don't own Ruroni Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, or Master of Disguise. But I wish I did...
P.S: Sorry, I just can't seem to get their names spelled right...
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It has been two weeks since Miss Karou, Yahiko, and Sanosuke left Kenshin all alone in the dojo. To Kenshin, the terrible, empty, scary, mouse-got-killed-by-cat dojo. And Karou had to leave AGAIN. But this time she knew better. This time, she hired a baby-sitter for the ex-battousai. And the only one who would answer the call she absolutely HATED! (Not Megumi, who DID sign up, but she didn't trust her...) Saito decided it would be easy, because all he had to do was sit and drink coffee and smoke then vola, he's paid. But the catch was he also had to keep Kenshin in his sights at all times. Oh, goody.
Karou: Kenshin, try not to get in trouble!
Sanosuke& Yahiko: *Break out in hesterycal laughter only to be silenced by Karou's wooden sword she seems to carry everywhere*
Kenshin: * Thinks,"It's good that I'm not alone, it is true... but SAITO!?!" *
Saito: You heard the demented raccoon. Behave.
Kenshin: *Illegible mumbling*
Saito: *Glares* I heard that.
Karou: -.-; Good-bye! *Leaves dragging Sano& Yahiko with her*
Kenshin: Bye!!! ^___^; .; Saito, stop staring.
Saito: I'm watching you. *Sits on the porch and starts smoking*
Kenshin: O.K! *Sits still and starts twiddleing his thumbs*
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One hr. later...
Kenshin: *Is asleep*
Saito: This is the easiest mony I've ever earned...
*A squirll jumps out of the tree and steals his cigarette*
Saito: .; DAMN!!!
Squirll: *Is imitating Saito*
Saito: GIVE ME THAT BACK!!!
Kenshin: *Is wide awake* Saito?
Saito: *Ignores him* THAT WAS MY LAST ONE!!!
Kenshin: Saito!?!
Saito: *Can't hear Kenshin* GIVE IT BACK!!!
Kenshin: *Is angry* SAITO!!!
Saito: *Hears Kenshin and freezes* *Snarles* What do you want?
Kenshin: The squirrel's gone.
Saito: DAMN YOU DEMONIC SQUIRLL!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: *Sighs* It's O.K. You can buy more...
Saito: ...*Has fainted from lack of air*
Kenshin: Alone... all alone... nobody there... always alone... *Uses his sword to draw animals and squiggley lines in the ground*
And that's exactly how the gang found the pair later. (Only Kenshin had someone's underwear on his head and was claiming his name was Pistachio Disguisie)
Needless to say, Saito was not paid.
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S.D: What do you think? All reviews are appreciated, and flames are also accepted, but used to burn Shishio... again. Please R+R!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Ruroni Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, or Master of Disguise. But I wish I did...
P.S: Sorry, I just can't seem to get their names spelled right...
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It has been two weeks since Miss Karou, Yahiko, and Sanosuke left Kenshin all alone in the dojo. To Kenshin, the terrible, empty, scary, mouse-got-killed-by-cat dojo. And Karou had to leave AGAIN. But this time she knew better. This time, she hired a baby-sitter for the ex-battousai. And the only one who would answer the call she absolutely HATED! (Not Megumi, who DID sign up, but she didn't trust her...) Saito decided it would be easy, because all he had to do was sit and drink coffee and smoke then vola, he's paid. But the catch was he also had to keep Kenshin in his sights at all times. Oh, goody.
Karou: Kenshin, try not to get in trouble!
Sanosuke& Yahiko: *Break out in hesterycal laughter only to be silenced by Karou's wooden sword she seems to carry everywhere*
Kenshin: * Thinks,"It's good that I'm not alone, it is true... but SAITO!?!" *
Saito: You heard the demented raccoon. Behave.
Kenshin: *Illegible mumbling*
Saito: *Glares* I heard that.
Karou: -.-; Good-bye! *Leaves dragging Sano& Yahiko with her*
Kenshin: Bye!!! ^___^; .; Saito, stop staring.
Saito: I'm watching you. *Sits on the porch and starts smoking*
Kenshin: O.K! *Sits still and starts twiddleing his thumbs*
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One hr. later...
Kenshin: *Is asleep*
Saito: This is the easiest mony I've ever earned...
*A squirll jumps out of the tree and steals his cigarette*
Saito: .; DAMN!!!
Squirll: *Is imitating Saito*
Saito: GIVE ME THAT BACK!!!
Kenshin: *Is wide awake* Saito?
Saito: *Ignores him* THAT WAS MY LAST ONE!!!
Kenshin: Saito!?!
Saito: *Can't hear Kenshin* GIVE IT BACK!!!
Kenshin: *Is angry* SAITO!!!
Saito: *Hears Kenshin and freezes* *Snarles* What do you want?
Kenshin: The squirrel's gone.
Saito: DAMN YOU DEMONIC SQUIRLL!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: *Sighs* It's O.K. You can buy more...
Saito: ...*Has fainted from lack of air*
Kenshin: Alone... all alone... nobody there... always alone... *Uses his sword to draw animals and squiggley lines in the ground*
And that's exactly how the gang found the pair later. (Only Kenshin had someone's underwear on his head and was claiming his name was Pistachio Disguisie)
Needless to say, Saito was not paid.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____________________%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
S.D: What do you think? All reviews are appreciated, and flames are also accepted, but used to burn Shishio... again. Please R+R!!!