Disclaimer: Alright, finally I've gotten around to making a parody of the
new movie because I mean come on that movie had so many mistakes in it that
it was so awesome! Oh yes I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter and
his little magical buddies but I do own my watch again! Oh and I just
figured out that Slytherin is named that way because snakes slither! Ha! I
mean who would of thunk it!
Harry Potter and... uhh...ooo I know Harry Potter and the Parody of Azkaban! Ha! I made a funny!
The scene we are now seeing is the beginning of the movie with the overly fat man that looks a lot like Don Vito so we shall call it Don Vito with a side of mustache.
Don Vito with a side of mustache: Oh Harry's parents were so retarded! That's why Harry is retarded to the max!
Harry: Oi! Shut up! I'm British!
So, Harry leaves and jumps on the magic school bus. And then, out of nowhere, this huge pimple comes up to him.
Huge pimple: HE'S A MURTHERER! No wait, murderer. Or is it murtherer? O well! MURTHERER!
So, Harry gets freaked out and jumps into the Leaky Cauldron. Then, about five seconds later, he hears Hermione and Ron going at it no not like that you silly goose!
Hermione: O Ron! You can be so retarded at times! Why must I love you so?!
Ron: Hey man! I'm hungry, constipated, and British! Stop talking to me and make me a sandwich! BLERGH!
Alright so then about two seconds later they are on the Hogwarts Express and Ron is looking constipated as usual. But then, out of nowhere this creepy hooded dude comes into the room.
Creepy hooded dude: I'M SPICY!
So Harry took a nap cause that's what he does when he gets scared. And of course Ron and Hermione started making out cause that's what they do when they get scared.
And then they are at Hogwarts playing a litto game o' Quidditch without Cho Chang mind you! But since it is raining so hard, Harry had to put on his scuba gear. Out of nowhere, Harry fell down because he just realized how very British he was!
So Harry ends up in the hospital place and when he wakes up he uhh well he uhh he opened his eyes like normal people do when they wake up. And then the camera shoots to Ron and Hermione leaving on their little date to Hogsmeade.
camera shoots to that one scene in front of the Shrieking Shack
Hermione: Hey, do you wanna make out?
Ron: Huh? What!
Hermione: By the Shrieking Shack of course.
Ron: Ooo ok.
And then Malfoy comes in.
Malfoy: Oi! I bet you I'm more British than you! Filthy little Mudblood! Haha I just made fun of you what are you gonna do about it!! You got served! starts doin the robot
And then Harry comes in all invisible like.
Harry: Haha! You can't see me! You'll never know that Harry Potter is standing in front of you right now!
Malfoy: Man...wait ahhh! What happened to my hair! Crabbe! Goyle! Emergency #5876 just happened!
Crabbe: You mean there has been a loss of gel?!
Goyle: To the gel-mobile! Stat!
A little while later, Hermione, Ron, and Harry started to leave Hogsmeade. But then, Hermione remembered she had to hit Malfoy. So Hermione grabbed this chair and bashed Malfoy over the head WWF style.
Hermione: That's for interrupting my love-fest with Ron! smashes Hilary Duff over the head And that's for making so many crappy movies and shows! smahes Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen over the head And that's for a very happy birthday!
Alright, and now they are in Trelawney's class.
Ron: Well Harry it looks like you are very constipated but extremely happy about it.
Harry: No, Ron, that's your cup.
Hermione: ARGH! I've had enough of this class! ROOOOAAAARRRR! drops magic eight ball I'm leaving this class and never coming back! So suck on this! moons everyone in the class HAHA!
Trelawney: Oh my o I need some biscuits o my umm yes! (haha I couldn't think of what to say for her haha)
Alright then Ron is dragged into the forest for some odd reason.
Ron: Hey man I didn't finish my lunch! SANDWHITCH!!!!! COME TO ME!!!!!
Hermione: O no! Not my little Ronniekins! OOOO! BOOHOOBOOHOO!
Harry in a dramatic voice : Come Hermione, we must go forth and find Ronald or else this bomb on my leg will go off any second!
So the first place they look for Ron is this homeless dudes house, and, but of course, Ron is there chatting away with said homeless guy.
Hermione: O Ron! I'm so glad I found you! smoochy smoochy
Homeless dude: Hey kid with cool hair! I'm your godfather now let's go get our lives sucked out by some dementors.
Harry: Okie dokie! Tralalalala skips away with homeless dude
Hermione: Hey man we gotta go back in time to like uhh save some stuff and plus I'm pretty hungry so come on.
Meanwhile back in the before time or the long, long ago...
Hermione: Alright now lets go save some youngens. Wait, wait, wait! Hold up! Is that really what my hair looks like from behind? Man I should use some of Malfoy's gel.
Malfoy: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE! I HAVE NO GEL!!!! WAHHHHH!!!
Snape: Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HE IS SO FREAKIN' BRITISH!
Meanwhile, back in the present...
Ron: Well, my leg's broken and no one is around...NAKED TIME!
Meanwhile back in the past...
Hermione: Well we just saved a whole bunch of people and a lot of money on our car insurance. So, we better go back to the present.
So back in the present, Harry finally realizes he got a new broom. So he decides to fly it into this huge screen and crashes into it.
Audience: What a rip off! You left out a whole bunch of stuff!
So, the movie goes back in time again, and, once again, everyone is British as usual and Ron and Hermione are STILL making out.
THE END!
A/N: Will Hermione and Ron EVER just admit they like each other cause for all of you out there that think Harry and Hermione are "destined" watch the third movie and the very end of the second movie. Will Malfoy get his gel back? Will everyone stop being so darn British that it's starting to get scary? Stay tuned and listen to Alkaline Trio, Brand New, and Coheed and Cambria.
Harry Potter and... uhh...ooo I know Harry Potter and the Parody of Azkaban! Ha! I made a funny!
The scene we are now seeing is the beginning of the movie with the overly fat man that looks a lot like Don Vito so we shall call it Don Vito with a side of mustache.
Don Vito with a side of mustache: Oh Harry's parents were so retarded! That's why Harry is retarded to the max!
Harry: Oi! Shut up! I'm British!
So, Harry leaves and jumps on the magic school bus. And then, out of nowhere, this huge pimple comes up to him.
Huge pimple: HE'S A MURTHERER! No wait, murderer. Or is it murtherer? O well! MURTHERER!
So, Harry gets freaked out and jumps into the Leaky Cauldron. Then, about five seconds later, he hears Hermione and Ron going at it no not like that you silly goose!
Hermione: O Ron! You can be so retarded at times! Why must I love you so?!
Ron: Hey man! I'm hungry, constipated, and British! Stop talking to me and make me a sandwich! BLERGH!
Alright so then about two seconds later they are on the Hogwarts Express and Ron is looking constipated as usual. But then, out of nowhere this creepy hooded dude comes into the room.
Creepy hooded dude: I'M SPICY!
So Harry took a nap cause that's what he does when he gets scared. And of course Ron and Hermione started making out cause that's what they do when they get scared.
And then they are at Hogwarts playing a litto game o' Quidditch without Cho Chang mind you! But since it is raining so hard, Harry had to put on his scuba gear. Out of nowhere, Harry fell down because he just realized how very British he was!
So Harry ends up in the hospital place and when he wakes up he uhh well he uhh he opened his eyes like normal people do when they wake up. And then the camera shoots to Ron and Hermione leaving on their little date to Hogsmeade.
camera shoots to that one scene in front of the Shrieking Shack
Hermione: Hey, do you wanna make out?
Ron: Huh? What!
Hermione: By the Shrieking Shack of course.
Ron: Ooo ok.
And then Malfoy comes in.
Malfoy: Oi! I bet you I'm more British than you! Filthy little Mudblood! Haha I just made fun of you what are you gonna do about it!! You got served! starts doin the robot
And then Harry comes in all invisible like.
Harry: Haha! You can't see me! You'll never know that Harry Potter is standing in front of you right now!
Malfoy: Man...wait ahhh! What happened to my hair! Crabbe! Goyle! Emergency #5876 just happened!
Crabbe: You mean there has been a loss of gel?!
Goyle: To the gel-mobile! Stat!
A little while later, Hermione, Ron, and Harry started to leave Hogsmeade. But then, Hermione remembered she had to hit Malfoy. So Hermione grabbed this chair and bashed Malfoy over the head WWF style.
Hermione: That's for interrupting my love-fest with Ron! smashes Hilary Duff over the head And that's for making so many crappy movies and shows! smahes Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen over the head And that's for a very happy birthday!
Alright, and now they are in Trelawney's class.
Ron: Well Harry it looks like you are very constipated but extremely happy about it.
Harry: No, Ron, that's your cup.
Hermione: ARGH! I've had enough of this class! ROOOOAAAARRRR! drops magic eight ball I'm leaving this class and never coming back! So suck on this! moons everyone in the class HAHA!
Trelawney: Oh my o I need some biscuits o my umm yes! (haha I couldn't think of what to say for her haha)
Alright then Ron is dragged into the forest for some odd reason.
Ron: Hey man I didn't finish my lunch! SANDWHITCH!!!!! COME TO ME!!!!!
Hermione: O no! Not my little Ronniekins! OOOO! BOOHOOBOOHOO!
Harry in a dramatic voice : Come Hermione, we must go forth and find Ronald or else this bomb on my leg will go off any second!
So the first place they look for Ron is this homeless dudes house, and, but of course, Ron is there chatting away with said homeless guy.
Hermione: O Ron! I'm so glad I found you! smoochy smoochy
Homeless dude: Hey kid with cool hair! I'm your godfather now let's go get our lives sucked out by some dementors.
Harry: Okie dokie! Tralalalala skips away with homeless dude
Hermione: Hey man we gotta go back in time to like uhh save some stuff and plus I'm pretty hungry so come on.
Meanwhile back in the before time or the long, long ago...
Hermione: Alright now lets go save some youngens. Wait, wait, wait! Hold up! Is that really what my hair looks like from behind? Man I should use some of Malfoy's gel.
Malfoy: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE! I HAVE NO GEL!!!! WAHHHHH!!!
Snape: Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HE IS SO FREAKIN' BRITISH!
Meanwhile, back in the present...
Ron: Well, my leg's broken and no one is around...NAKED TIME!
Meanwhile back in the past...
Hermione: Well we just saved a whole bunch of people and a lot of money on our car insurance. So, we better go back to the present.
So back in the present, Harry finally realizes he got a new broom. So he decides to fly it into this huge screen and crashes into it.
Audience: What a rip off! You left out a whole bunch of stuff!
So, the movie goes back in time again, and, once again, everyone is British as usual and Ron and Hermione are STILL making out.
THE END!
A/N: Will Hermione and Ron EVER just admit they like each other cause for all of you out there that think Harry and Hermione are "destined" watch the third movie and the very end of the second movie. Will Malfoy get his gel back? Will everyone stop being so darn British that it's starting to get scary? Stay tuned and listen to Alkaline Trio, Brand New, and Coheed and Cambria.