I know what you're expecting.
You want me to begin with "What a peaceful…" and then read with sadist pleasure how bad, horrific and most of all, UN-peaceful the situation really is:D
Well, not this time^_^ For it IS (unbelievable but true!) peaceful!!!
…not for so long though…(evil grin)…ready Sesshou-dear?
Sesshoumaru (tiny voice): noOOooO—OoOooOO!!! Please, I'll do whatever you want! But not this chapter!! Out there, HELP ME!!!
As you can see, he's really enthusiastic!! Let's not make him wait longer!!! ON WITH THE STORY!!!
(background) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAARRgg….!!
What's Love, Sesshoumaru-sama?
Chapter 4: Hot Springs, Babies and other Troubles…
Hot springs.
The gift from Heaven.
The only thing on earth able to relax Sesshoumaru from his very stressed life. And the surroundings sounds…calm…zen…very peaceful…the chirping of the birds…the waterfall…child's footsteps running to him…bubbles popping at the surface of the water…
CHILD'S FOOTSTEPS RUNNING TO HIM??
"'coming, Sesshou-sama!! Watch out!!!"
ssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSPLAAAAAAAAASHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Rin has just humped bomb-style in the hot spring, making the area all soaking wet and Sesshoumaru look like Medusa (sorry couldn't resist:D)
-Very funny, Rin.
But she wasn't listening. Floating on the back, swimming slowly by moving her legs, Rin was in the middle of a magisterial imitation of a wheal, expulsing water from her mouth as high as she could.:D
That's when Sesshoumaru remembered that they were both naked and he couldn't get out of the water without showing Rin all from his perfect, godlike, and (most of all) GROWNUP MALE body.
And if she goes out first…she'll wait for him…
…how does he get trapped in this embarrassing situation?...
-Sesshoumaru-sama? Are you ok? You look a little…tensed.
He was as white as a sheet, in fact.
-I'm ok, Rin. Perfectly ok. (strangled voice).
-Sure? Do you want Rin to rub your back?
-NOOOOO!!...er…hmm…I mean...no Rin, thank you, said Sesshoumaru, regaining his high aristocratic tone.
His heart has just skipped a beat. Why did he deserve *this*?
-Can Rin ask a question then?
He has a bad feeling about this.
-(sigh)…yes Rin…you CAN…but…
-Where do babies come from?
In this very moment, Sesshoumaru was regretting that Naraku hasn't completely absorbed him. All that was InuYasha's fault…that brat…
-Sesshoumaru-sama?
-Well…when a girl and a boy gets older…sometimes…something happens and…
-What "something"? Be clear!
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Meanwhile, in India…
-SESSHOUMARU-SAMA!!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!
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Back to the hot, very hot, every second passing more hot water…
-They…hug…tightly…and nine months later the girl has a baby…
-It's that simple? COOL!! So we can have a baby too, Sesshoumaru-sama? How tightly has Rin to hug you?
She swam to him, placing her feets on his thighs and hugged him, chest on chest.
-Like this?
Panic was rising.
-Well…not…exactly…Rin don't move your feet please…
She could hurt him very bad…and ask after what she had hit…the only thought makes him want to commits suicide.
-More tighter? Like this?
Her feet moved closer.
If InuYasha has showed up Sesshoumaru would have ran to him screaming "YES! PLEASE FINISH ME!!!"
Suddenly he has an idea.
-Hold very tightly Rin and close your eyes. Don't open them until I tell you to.
Sesshoumaru get out of the water, Rin clutched to his neck. He quickly covered himself and put his arm under Rin's back to prevent her to fall.
Out of danger, both senses. Ouffff…
-You can open your eyes now.
-Does it worked?
-I'm afraid not.
-Why?
-You're still too young.
-Ooo…(she looked a little bit disappointed, then quickly brightens up) Will Rin be old enough tomorrow?
-Maybe, Rin, maybe.
Peace, just peace, for heaven's sake…
-Rin is happy!
-I know.
-Really? How?
-You're always happy.
-You should be too, Sesshoumaru-sama. It's good for the health.
-Depends on which one's health you're talking about…
-Eh?
-Nevermind. Let's go, Rin.
-Yes sir!! Where are we going?
-To India!!
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What will happen? Will Sesshoumaru and Rin find Jaken? How cruel will I make their journey?:D
Please! It's my birthday today!! I'm turning 18!! Be nice and send me a lot of reviews to make me happy!!!^_^
Sesshoumaru: NOOOO!! DON'T!!! (squash his face in your computer screen) THE MORE YOU REVIEW, THE MORE SADIST SHE BECOMES!!! HAVE PITY!!!
Rin: Rin loves you Sesshou-sama!!
Sesshoumaru: I know, Rin, I KNOW!!!
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Kit Airiden: @_@ That thing you did when you were young…does have make them feel REALLY uncomfortable…muahahaha…should use this…(evil glare at Sesshoumaru) :D Yes he'll go crazy…believe me…^_^
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