10 reasons why you shouldn't sleep with shamans
by : Skye Pirate
Disclamer : * Tied down to a chair* Me : Noooooooooooooooo I won't tell something that everybody already knows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marco : Do it or I'll . . . I'll . . . I'll touch you ! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Me : Noooooooooooooooooooo ! alright ! alright : I do not own a monkey . . . Marco : * evil glare* Me : . . . Or Shaman King *innocent smile* Marco : . . . better . . . Me : Wish I could own a monkey though . . .
Me : Alright ! I'm back in business ! Lemme explain to you the origin of this little fic I "wrote" at 12:00 pm in a motel room when I wasn't able to sleep , the floor was sooooooooo uncomfortable . . . anyway when I REALLY can't sleep ( which is a really rare occasion , by the way ) I start thinking about random stuff and , this time , I thought about how funny people can be when they're sleeping in the same room and one of them can't sleep . . . at first my imagination didn't "starred" the good ol' SK character but . . . then I remembered that last year , while preparing my English oral (which was about shamans) I read somewhere that shamans could sing in their sleep and me and my friend started to picture Ren singing opera and thinking about that made me want to write a fic . . . huh . . . that's about it for the story of "how was this fic born" so . . . enjoy . . . I guess . . . Oh ! and yeah . . . Hao (and don't ask why he's here) has the same personality as in my fic : V is for vacation so . . . yeah . . .
Lance : So we can begin , now ?
Me : Yep ^-^ ! watch out 'cuz here I come *evil laughter*
Lance (sarcastic) : I'm soooooooooooooooooo scared . . .
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It was one peaceful night at one peaceful motel in one peaceful town but unfortunately , not everything was peaceful in the room where our friends had decided to settle down . . .
Hao : *scared chibi eyes * Hao doesn't want to sleep on the floor . . . the floor is cold . . .
Yoh : Well . . . someone HAS to sleep on the floor . . .
Ren : . . . and it won't be me . . . I'm to important to sleep on the floor . . .
Lyserg : Alright . . . let's calm down there are . . . huh . . . 3 beds and we're *counts on his finger* Me , Yoh , Ren , Horo , Hao , Manta that means we're 6 . . . why don't we each share a bed with someone else ? that way nobody will have to sleep on the floor !
Horohoro : Yeah good idea !
Manta : But who will sleep with who ?
Yoh : Let fate decide !
So after a game of Inie-Mini-Manie-Mo , miss Fate decided that Lyserg should sleep with Yoh , Horohoro with Hao and Ren with Manta O.O . . . fate is weird . . . anyway . . . After everyone washed his tooth and put on their pyjamas , everyone went to bed and fell asleep . . . that's when all the madness started . . . Hour 1 : The infernal war cry of the sleeping Chinese warrior . . .
Ren : SSSNNNNnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNoooooOOOOOOOrrRRRReeEEEEeeeeeE !
Manta (wide awake) : O.O
Ren : SSSNNNNnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNoooooOOOOOOOrrRRRReeEEEEeeeeeE !
Manta : * puts a pillow in Ren's mouth *
Ren's nose : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR . . .
Manta : Urg ! * puts some kleenex in Ren's nose*
Ren : *Spits the pillow* SSssssssNNNNnnnnnOOOOOOOOOrrrrRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeEEEEE !
Manta : I can't take it anymore . . . * Hits him with a lamp*
Ren : X_________________________________x
Manta : Thank god . . . he's asleep . . .
Two minutes later . ..
Manta : *is sleeping *
Ren : SssssSSSSSnnnnNNNNNNNoooooOOOOOOORRrrrrrrEEEEEEEEeeeeee !
Manta : O.O *Puts all the things he could find on Ren's face*
Bed : * is shaking because of Ren's snoring vibrations *
Manta : O.O aaaaw . . . alright , man you asked for it . . . * pushes Ren out of the bed and covers him with tons of blankets *
Ren : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Manta : ^-^ better ! * falls asleep*
An hour later . . .
Ren : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . .
Horohoro : * wakes up* -.- what the heck is that noise ?
Ren : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Horohoro : -.- it comes from under those blankets . . .* Removes a few blankets*
Ren (Still hid by the blanket) : SSSSSSSssssssNNNNNnnnnnnoOOOOOOOrrrrrRRRRRReeEE !
Horohoro O.o EEK ! A DRAGON ! * takes off all the blankets* no wait . . . it's only a snoring Ren . . . what are you doing on the floor ?
Ren : SSSSSSsssssssssssNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnOOOOOOOOooooooRRRrrrreeeeeEE
Horohoro : ^-^ well back to bed you go * pushes Ren in bed * * falls asleep*
One minute later . . .
Manta : * rolls over and feels something next to him * -.- what the heck is that . . ?
Ren : SSSSsssssssssNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOrrRRRReeEEEE !
Manta : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Hour 2 : the baseball game of HELL
Yoh (talking in his sleep) : (with a young man voice) hmmm . . . please coach let me go and hit the ball , I'll hit it this time I swear !
Lyserg : * wakes up* -.- What the . . ?
Yoh : (with an old aggressive man voice) No way ! we HAVE to win this game or the evil bats of doom will have our brains for sure !
Lyserg : O.o? he's . . . sleep talking . . . whatta freak ! . . . . .. . . .. . . . .. . . . . .. . .. . I wanna see how this turns on . . .
Yoh : ( young man voice) But coach my girlfriend his here to watch me hit the ball and I haven't play yet and the game is almost finish !
Lyserg : Yeah , you moron ! let him play !
Yoh : (old man voice) no way ! and what about the evil bats of doom ?
Lyserg : Why the hell is there evil bats of doom in this story ?
Yoh : (really sharp voice) MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The evil bats of doom will have your brains soon ya human losers ! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHA !
Lyserg : Those bats are really creepy . . .
Yoh : (young man voice) please coach . . . let me play and I'll the entire humanity !
Yoh : (old man voice) No way ! you play so bad . . . sometimes I wonder is you found your trophies in a Fruit Loops box . . .
Yoh : ( young man voice) Actually . . . it was in a Corn Pops box . . . anyway , please coach you have to let me play !
Lyserg : Yeah , let him play !
Yoh : (old man voice) Never !
Yoh : (young man voice) Why ?
Lyserg : Yeah , why ?
Yoh : ( Old man voice) Because . . . I'm not the one you call coach ! (really sharp voice) I'm an evil bat of doom ! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Lyserg : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! DON'T KILL HIM !
Yoh : * wakes up* Huh . . . Lyserg are you the one who screamed ? you talk in your sleep ? . . . whatta freak * falls asleep*
Yoh : ( girlie voice) please mother . . . let me go out with brad you can't keep me from going !
Lyserg : . . .
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Me : Mwuhahahahahaha ! I don't feel like writing anymore !
Lance : so . . . ?
Me : So if you guys review , I may write next chapter with hour 3 : The devil's lullaby and hour 4 . . . . . .. . . . . which has not title yet . . . SO DON' T FORGET TO REVIEW ! MWUHAHAHA ! or the evil bats of doom will suck your brain in your sleep !
by : Skye Pirate
Disclamer : * Tied down to a chair* Me : Noooooooooooooooo I won't tell something that everybody already knows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marco : Do it or I'll . . . I'll . . . I'll touch you ! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Me : Noooooooooooooooooooo ! alright ! alright : I do not own a monkey . . . Marco : * evil glare* Me : . . . Or Shaman King *innocent smile* Marco : . . . better . . . Me : Wish I could own a monkey though . . .
Me : Alright ! I'm back in business ! Lemme explain to you the origin of this little fic I "wrote" at 12:00 pm in a motel room when I wasn't able to sleep , the floor was sooooooooo uncomfortable . . . anyway when I REALLY can't sleep ( which is a really rare occasion , by the way ) I start thinking about random stuff and , this time , I thought about how funny people can be when they're sleeping in the same room and one of them can't sleep . . . at first my imagination didn't "starred" the good ol' SK character but . . . then I remembered that last year , while preparing my English oral (which was about shamans) I read somewhere that shamans could sing in their sleep and me and my friend started to picture Ren singing opera and thinking about that made me want to write a fic . . . huh . . . that's about it for the story of "how was this fic born" so . . . enjoy . . . I guess . . . Oh ! and yeah . . . Hao (and don't ask why he's here) has the same personality as in my fic : V is for vacation so . . . yeah . . .
Lance : So we can begin , now ?
Me : Yep ^-^ ! watch out 'cuz here I come *evil laughter*
Lance (sarcastic) : I'm soooooooooooooooooo scared . . .
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It was one peaceful night at one peaceful motel in one peaceful town but unfortunately , not everything was peaceful in the room where our friends had decided to settle down . . .
Hao : *scared chibi eyes * Hao doesn't want to sleep on the floor . . . the floor is cold . . .
Yoh : Well . . . someone HAS to sleep on the floor . . .
Ren : . . . and it won't be me . . . I'm to important to sleep on the floor . . .
Lyserg : Alright . . . let's calm down there are . . . huh . . . 3 beds and we're *counts on his finger* Me , Yoh , Ren , Horo , Hao , Manta that means we're 6 . . . why don't we each share a bed with someone else ? that way nobody will have to sleep on the floor !
Horohoro : Yeah good idea !
Manta : But who will sleep with who ?
Yoh : Let fate decide !
So after a game of Inie-Mini-Manie-Mo , miss Fate decided that Lyserg should sleep with Yoh , Horohoro with Hao and Ren with Manta O.O . . . fate is weird . . . anyway . . . After everyone washed his tooth and put on their pyjamas , everyone went to bed and fell asleep . . . that's when all the madness started . . . Hour 1 : The infernal war cry of the sleeping Chinese warrior . . .
Ren : SSSNNNNnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNoooooOOOOOOOrrRRRReeEEEEeeeeeE !
Manta (wide awake) : O.O
Ren : SSSNNNNnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNoooooOOOOOOOrrRRRReeEEEEeeeeeE !
Manta : * puts a pillow in Ren's mouth *
Ren's nose : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR . . .
Manta : Urg ! * puts some kleenex in Ren's nose*
Ren : *Spits the pillow* SSssssssNNNNnnnnnOOOOOOOOOrrrrRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeEEEEE !
Manta : I can't take it anymore . . . * Hits him with a lamp*
Ren : X_________________________________x
Manta : Thank god . . . he's asleep . . .
Two minutes later . ..
Manta : *is sleeping *
Ren : SssssSSSSSnnnnNNNNNNNoooooOOOOOOORRrrrrrrEEEEEEEEeeeeee !
Manta : O.O *Puts all the things he could find on Ren's face*
Bed : * is shaking because of Ren's snoring vibrations *
Manta : O.O aaaaw . . . alright , man you asked for it . . . * pushes Ren out of the bed and covers him with tons of blankets *
Ren : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Manta : ^-^ better ! * falls asleep*
An hour later . . .
Ren : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . .
Horohoro : * wakes up* -.- what the heck is that noise ?
Ren : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Horohoro : -.- it comes from under those blankets . . .* Removes a few blankets*
Ren (Still hid by the blanket) : SSSSSSSssssssNNNNNnnnnnnoOOOOOOOrrrrrRRRRRReeEE !
Horohoro O.o EEK ! A DRAGON ! * takes off all the blankets* no wait . . . it's only a snoring Ren . . . what are you doing on the floor ?
Ren : SSSSSSsssssssssssNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnOOOOOOOOooooooRRRrrrreeeeeEE
Horohoro : ^-^ well back to bed you go * pushes Ren in bed * * falls asleep*
One minute later . . .
Manta : * rolls over and feels something next to him * -.- what the heck is that . . ?
Ren : SSSSsssssssssNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOrrRRRReeEEEE !
Manta : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Hour 2 : the baseball game of HELL
Yoh (talking in his sleep) : (with a young man voice) hmmm . . . please coach let me go and hit the ball , I'll hit it this time I swear !
Lyserg : * wakes up* -.- What the . . ?
Yoh : (with an old aggressive man voice) No way ! we HAVE to win this game or the evil bats of doom will have our brains for sure !
Lyserg : O.o? he's . . . sleep talking . . . whatta freak ! . . . . .. . . .. . . . .. . . . . .. . .. . I wanna see how this turns on . . .
Yoh : ( young man voice) But coach my girlfriend his here to watch me hit the ball and I haven't play yet and the game is almost finish !
Lyserg : Yeah , you moron ! let him play !
Yoh : (old man voice) no way ! and what about the evil bats of doom ?
Lyserg : Why the hell is there evil bats of doom in this story ?
Yoh : (really sharp voice) MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The evil bats of doom will have your brains soon ya human losers ! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHA !
Lyserg : Those bats are really creepy . . .
Yoh : (young man voice) please coach . . . let me play and I'll the entire humanity !
Yoh : (old man voice) No way ! you play so bad . . . sometimes I wonder is you found your trophies in a Fruit Loops box . . .
Yoh : ( young man voice) Actually . . . it was in a Corn Pops box . . . anyway , please coach you have to let me play !
Lyserg : Yeah , let him play !
Yoh : (old man voice) Never !
Yoh : (young man voice) Why ?
Lyserg : Yeah , why ?
Yoh : ( Old man voice) Because . . . I'm not the one you call coach ! (really sharp voice) I'm an evil bat of doom ! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Lyserg : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! DON'T KILL HIM !
Yoh : * wakes up* Huh . . . Lyserg are you the one who screamed ? you talk in your sleep ? . . . whatta freak * falls asleep*
Yoh : ( girlie voice) please mother . . . let me go out with brad you can't keep me from going !
Lyserg : . . .
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Me : Mwuhahahahahaha ! I don't feel like writing anymore !
Lance : so . . . ?
Me : So if you guys review , I may write next chapter with hour 3 : The devil's lullaby and hour 4 . . . . . .. . . . . which has not title yet . . . SO DON' T FORGET TO REVIEW ! MWUHAHAHA ! or the evil bats of doom will suck your brain in your sleep !