The alarm went off again. Hoses and pipes and various pointy things perpetrated the air, and carried Zim off to another, secret section of the house.

"Beautiful! I love nothing more than to CRUSH opposing fools! "

Suddenly, the power went out.

"Doooh! This damned shoddy craft of mine! Work or I shall wrench you apart into a playset!"

Startup sequence initiated

"Nyessss.... "

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"You're not supposed to be here! You must be destroyed!"

Gir eyes turned blue at the site of the cute teddy bear being clutched by the human child's little pink digits.

"Awwww! How cute! Cute cute cute cute cute! Ah cutey-doot! Acutey Doot!"

Gir started dancing and singing.

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Squee wasn't sure why the robot started to dance and sing. Perhaps he was schizophrenic like the scary neighbor man. Looking around, he saw Nny continue down a different hallway. Squee ran after.

A low rumbling sounded. The scary neighbor man turned around.

"Was that you?"

"No..."

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Johnny wasn't worried. Nothing bad ever happened to him. Right?

That's what he thought until the giant mechanized suit with the tiny alien inside came popping up out of the floorboards.

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AAAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Zim's Ultra Death Suit Of Derrier Spanking Power was a huge success.

"This will teach those disgusting skinned wretches to come upon my property line!"

"That's what you think!"

A giant mechanized foot comes crashing into Zim's suit out of nowhere. Zim didn't even have to turn around.

"Dib."

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Dib had sworn to rid the world of Zim, the alien menace that threatened mankind's very existance. Upon hearing of Zim's plot to enslave mankind with toaster oven radiation, he had to make a robotic suit out of plans he stole from Zim's lab.

This epic battle is the culmination of years of hard work, sacrifice, and not getting girls for Dib. This was the last battle where he would prove Zim is an alien.

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Neither Squee nor Johnny felt like sticking around, and thus promptly left.

That night at home, Johnny went underground and threw dynamite at a skinhead. He heard nothing.

But Squee heard the entire battle as he lay awake at night, if only to avoid the horrendous nightmares he would have after this.

As he finally was able to drift off to sleep, once the battle had died down, he heard laughter sound off in the distance.

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Zim stood atop his roof, triumphant that he has one upped his rival Dib once again. His suit may lay in shambles, and Mrs. Greenluick will never be the same again, but now was the time to boast triumphant Irkan laughter.

"AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

-The end-