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A/N: I've had this idea floating aimlessly around in my head for months now, and, I guess I might as well write it, so, here it is. Tell me what you think!

            "……..Let me get this straight. You want me to go teach at some ningen school?" Hiei calmly asked Koenma. The toddler nodded. Hiei just calmly nodded, much to the surprise of Botan and the rest of the Rekai Tantei, "Alright then, but, Koenma I have one question." Koenma just looked curiously at him.

            "What?"

            "…….WHAT THE HELL IS GOING IN THAT OBVIOUSLY EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS TO ACTUALLY THINK I'LL AGREE TO THIS?!" He demanded.

            "Now, now, Hiei, I'm sure Koenma has a reasonably good answer, right?" Kurama asked. Koenma nodded.

            "Hiei, with the revolt led by that ningen, we don't have much of a choice but to send you! The reason is simple too, you're the only one with enough trust from me, astounding fighting capabilities, and useful connections in Makai that is able to……pretend to know Divination." He quickly mumbled the last part.

            "……..Divi-what?" Yusuke asked.

            "It's the art of……becoming a seer, so to speak. It's usually taught by a seer and is the subject of teaching people what happens when certain planets align, reading crystal balls, palm readings, tea leave readings, reading or predicting the future, and……..reading prophecies that certain other gods make up." Koenma explained. Hiei's eyebrow began to twitch while Yusuke and Kuwabara started to hysterically laugh.

            "Tea leaves?! Palm readings?! CRYSTAL BALLS?! Ah HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!! That's the kinda' bullshit all those old ladies use to cheat stupid people out of their money, by claiming they can 'read their future'!!" Yusuke snickered.

            "Yeah, and the shrimp's gonna' actually teach it!!"

            "What kind of ningen school teaches this Divination?! And why the hell am I the best choice?! Kurama acts more 'mysterious' then me, and he can pull of all this faking to know what Divination is thing, and he probably won't try to kill the little ningen brats if they get annoying!" Hiei pointed out, ignoring Yusuke and Kuwabara.

            "Oh it's simple Hiei, you were chosen because of the Jagan, I mean, sure you can't read crystal balls, or tea leaves, or….palms, but, you do understand planet alignments, the jagan can see the future, the present, telepathy, and you can read minds to some extent, am I right? So, you can somehow……teach these students how to do the stuff you do with the Jagan." Botan explained,

            "You never answered my first question, and why are they" Hiei said as he glared pointedly at the grinning Kurama and laughing guffawing Yusuke and Kuwabara, "here if this mission briefing is all about me?! And how the hell am I supposed to teach how I do things with my Jagan if they don't have any Jagans!?"

            "You're going to be teaching at a………wizarding school, and, they have missions too, and part of theirs has to do with yours, and, I'm sure you can think of a way to teach them." Koenma uneasily informed Hiei. Kuwabara and Yusuke stopped their brassy laughter and looked at Koenma like he stopped talking without his pacifier over his mouth.

            "Wizards? What do wizards have to do with this? I thought they stayed away from youkai." Kurama asked, while Yusuke and Kuwabara now gaped at the unsurprised Kurama.

            "Hn, Baka Kitsune, Wizards are the ones leading the revolt in the Makai, didn't you know? And how am I supposed to think of a way?!"

            "……Hold it, hold it, HOLD IT!!!! Wizards?!" Everyone except the Kuwabara eyed Yusuke strangely.

            "Of course, Yusuke, you should already know this. You were actually in the Makai while the wizards attacked, unlike the Kitsune." Hiei pointed out.

            "But, but, I thought they were just a bunch of high B class demons that looked like people……wearing robes and waving sticks pretending they were wizards!" Yusuke defensively said.  He sweat dropped when he saw the cynical looks he was getting, "Well, I've never seen a god forsaken wizard before, and I've been living in the Ningenkai my whole life growing up! Plus, I've never heard of them in the Reikai or Makai before wither, so can you blame me if I don't buy it?!" Yusuke asked.

            "Yeah, I agree with Urameshi! I've never seen anybody with robes and a magical stick walking around!" Kuwabara exclaimed.

            "Well, that's because they hide from people who don't know their magic. They believe it best the two societies be separated, they're both two different to not start a war with each other, and, they do live the Ningenkai, they just dress in normal clothes." Kurama explained.

            "Why don't they just cast some spell so we're peaceful and stuff?" Kuwabara asked.

            "Because, they don't believe in forcing things upon others, Kuwabara." Koenma drawled. Hiei snorted and rolled his eyes.

            "Whatever, I'm not doing it," Hiei stated with a hint of finality in his voice. Koenma sighed as he watched Hiei about to leave.

            "Hiei, you've just reminded me, I have a note to you from Mukuro." He said. The fire Koorime(1) stopped at the door and glanced at Koenma with a scowl. He growled to himself and quickly walked up to Konma and snatched the said note. Then, he quickly read it while everyone except Koenma waited in eager anticipation to know what it says.

            "………" Hiei snarled at Koenma as finished reading the note.

            "What does it say?" Kurama asked as he curiously peered over Hiei's shoulder. Hiei held the note so that Kurama could read it easier.

            "………Kurama, read it out loud!!" Botan urged. The Youko gave a questioning look to Hiei who shrugged.

            "It says,

            Dear Hiei,

            If you're reading this chances our you didn't agree to the baby's mission," Everyone snickered at that, including Hiei, except Koenma, who just glared at everyone, " So, I have only one thing to say to you, I, Mukuro, one of the three main rulers of the Makai command my heir, Hiei, to accept the brat of Rekai's, Koenma's, mission. You must now teach at this school for magical humans, I trust you enough to know you won't disobey my command.

                                                Sincerely,

                                                Mukuro  

            "……..Wow, Mukuro actually agreed, it must be one important magic school." Yusuke said in awe. Hiei just growled again and turned to leave.

            "I can't believe I have to do this….." he muttered as he stalked off, the note in his hand now being engulfed by the black flames surrounding that same hand.

            "…….So….uhh……what's our missions?" Kuwabara asked after a few moments of silence.

            "Oh, right, I need you all to……."

A/N: And the first chapter is out!! Tell me what ya'll think, please!! (In other words, R&R, please!!) Ü

            (1) I know a koorime is an ice maiden, but, I refer to Hiei as the "Fire Koorime" since he is a Fire youkai and a Koorime.