The Search for Sanity By MiniMidget
Author's Notes: Okay. I was insane when I wrote this so if I was to crazy for your sane minds you have the permission to whack me with a cheese stick. I will have my revenge Domon Kasshu! Ahahahaha!
Disclaimer: I don't own G Gundam or anything else.
Progress on Day 1
Rain: [Sits there making weird looking dolls] Bwahahaha! Make more and more. Make more and more. Ahahaha!
Domon: [Stares at Rain] She's lost it.
Sai: Duh @___@
Domon: [Pokes Sai] Is there something wrong with you?
Sai: NOTHING'S WRONG! I DIDN'T DO IT! YOU HAVE NO PROOF! [Runs away]
Domon: Weird. [Thinks] What did the little shrimp do?
Rain: :D Sai ate your sword after loosing his sanity to the devil in a game of Poker.
Domon: O_o Do you know where I can get a new sword?
Rain: Go to the 99 cent store and get a sword there or prey to the mighty Keebler Elves for a sword and they should answer your plea if you are a follower. ::Weaves buttons on the doll's face::
Domon: O_o Are those the eyes?
Rain: [Hisses] Yesssss... my pppprrrrecccccccioussssssss... [Strokes the doll]
Domon: o.O The author got to you.
*~*~*~*~*10 minutes Later
Domon: Ahhh! [Runs away with an Allenby attached to his legs]
Allenby: DOMON! ^_^ [Glomps]
Domon: Help me George!
Allenby: Yay! Domon! Faster! Faster!
George: What's the magic word?
Domon: No time for that Sh*t! Just get her off.
Allenby: Wheee!
George: Not until you say the magic word.
Domon: No way!
Allenby: ^_^ Domon! [Glomps tighter]
George: Fine then. Have fun with Allenby! :)
Domon: All right! All right! Please?
George: :D Okay! [Pulls out a crowbar]
Allenby: NoooOOOOoooOOOO! You cannot remove me from my true love! [Insert evil possessed by revengeful author smile here]
Domon: o_O
George: Oh. It's true love? You should've told me Domon. I cannot interfere with such happiness. (AN: He's gone insane too the symptoms haven't shown MUCH difference)
Domon: That's not it! She's bluffing! BLUFFING!
George: You cannot escape love. [Walks off]
Domon: [Shakes fist] I'm going to get you for that you gullible idiot! Curse you author! I'm going to rip MiniMidget's head off once Allenby's back to normal.
*~*~*~*~* Somewhere else...
Chibodee: Hello Rain.
Rain: [Eyes are closed] I have sensed a disturbance in the force. Sensed a great disturbance have I. Yesssss...
Chibodee: o.O What is this disturbance?
Rain: Some evil person that we met has come back to haunt us and is trying to make our lives miserable. [Stuffs the doll with cotton candy]
Chibodee: Shouldn't you just use regular cotton?
Rain: Then the pointy-eared beasts can't eat the sacrifice.
Chibodee: O.O Okay... I'm not going to ask. Maybe you should go see the therapist.
Rain: I'm perfectly sane. See? [Shoves a pencil up Chibodee's nose]
Chibodee: -_-U
*~*~*~*~*
MiniMidget: :D Guess what Bob?
Bob: You finally decided to see the therapist?
MiniMidget: You're funny. [Hisses] No! They're possessed!
Random Bishi: Do you know where I am? The last thing I remembered was about to die.
All: o.O
MiniMidget: ^0^ [Glomps with the Death-o-glomp off no escape]
Bishi: -_-U Can you get this... thing off me?
MiniMidget: No!
Bob: [Pulls out the crowbar that George had] Don't worry this will only take a while.
Bishi: Well do it quickly. It's practically choking me.
BOOM!
Bishi: Who's there?
Domon: MINIMIDGET!
MiniMidget: Eek! [Hides]
Domon: Turn Allenby back to normal! My feet hurt a lot!
MiniMidget: Why? I like seeing people like you suffer. [Hugs Bishi]
Bishi: [Small voice] Help.
Bob: Don't worry once she gets over you in 5,000,000 years you can die a happy sane being.
Bishi: -_-U Why me?
MiniMidget: Because you're cool.
Domon: Argh! Just turn Allenby back to normal or I'll kill you if that's the last thing I do. :D
MiniMidget: Eep! Poof!
Allenby: Ahhh! [Falls over] What the h*ll was I doing attached to Domon's leg? XD
MiniMidget: It's the Therapist! Evil! [Hisses]
Bishi: Actually it was MiniMidget. [Raises the arm the author attached to]
Allenby: o.O
Bishi: I really wished I died. -_-U
*~*~*~*~*12 minutes later
Rain: Killing the evil one can summon the antidote for Sai's mental illness.
Domon: So who's the evil one?
Rain: Who knows? [Shoves doll in the toilet and flushes] Bwahahaha! Die evil corrupted politic!
Domon: Don't tell me. It's a voodoo doll.
Rain: You have become smart. [Eats the couch]
Domon: Uh. MiniMidget? Is there a way to restore her sanity?
MiniMidget: Yes.
Domon: How?
MiniMidget: I'm only telling you one at a time. :)
Domon: [sigh]
Rain: [Punches Domon]
Domon: Ow.
Rain: I don't need to be cured. [Feeds her new pet hamster]
MiniMidget: Hey what's it's name?
Rain: Satan.
All: o.O
Bob: Hey! That's my uncle's name!
All Except Rain (AER): [Slowly backs away from the two]
Domon: Please? She really needs it.
MiniMidget: Screw you.
Rain: Sic em Satan! Bwahahaha!
Satan: RAWR! [Eyes glow evilly]
AER: [Slowly back away from the evil hamster]
Satan: SQUEAK! [Bites Chibodee] Bwahahahah! RWAR!
Chibodee: AHHH!
Domon: Holy Sh*t!
Allenby: [Gives Chibodee Rabies Shots] Run for your lives! AHHHH!
Satan: Bwahahaha! SQUEAK!
Chibodee: AHHHHH! [Hides from the evil hamster]
AER: [Running around flailing their arms]
Domon: MiniMidget? Restore her to her normal sane state or all of us will have to kill you before we die... NOW!
MiniMidget: Har. Too bad.
Satan: RWAR! Bwahahahaha! [Scratches Chibodee's eyes out]
Chibodee: AHHHHHH! Blinded by the darkness! [Runs around]
Satan: SQUEAK! [Lunges at Allenby]
Allenby: [Dodges] Er... Rain? I don't think Satan likes Chibodee. COME BACK TO THE LIGHT CHIB! COME TO THE LIGHT! DON'T LOOK AT THE DARKNESS. [Goes all hysterical] AHHHHHH!
Rain: [Doesn't hear anything] Bwahahahaha! Kill! Kill! Nyahahahaha!
Chibodee: AHHHHH! [[Claws the air] IT'S FUCKING EATING ME! SOMEONE HELP! CALL ANIMAL CONTROL! JUST DO SOMETHING BEFORE THE FUCKING SCARY THING EATS ME! AHHHHH!
George: I think that Miss Rain needs to go see the therapist. NOW.
MiniMidget/Rain: [Hisses] No! They're possessed!
Chibodee: AHHHHHH!
Hamster: RAWR! Rot in the underworld ahahaha!
Domon: Holy Sh*t! We're all going to hell!
All: AHHHHHHHH! Someone save us!
BOOM!
He-Man: Fear not for I am here!
Satan: RAWR! *Bites He-Mans Head off*
He-Man: AHHHHHH!
All: AHHHHHH!
Satan: RAWR!
He-Man: x.x [Is dead]
*~*~*~*~* 3 hours later after putting Satan in his little cage
Clock: DING!
Sai: Whoa. Dude. It's 12:00 man. That is so whacked.
Domon: Take Sai to the therapist too.
Sai: You'll have to catch me first! Bwahahaha! [Jumps on a giant banana and flies away]
All: O_o
Rain: [Is tied up]
Domon: I'm going to sleep now.
Everyone Else: [Goes to bed]
Bishi: [Small voice] Help. [Is slowly dragged away by the author]
MiniMidget: Don't worry I'll protect you! [Huggles Bishi]
Bishi: I really wished I died.
Chibodee: [Bumps into the walls because he's blind] Ouch.
Striker: Will the Shuffle Alliance restore their friends back to normal? Will they be able to track down Sai? Will Satan eat them before they can make it out of this fic alive?
Satan: RAWR! *Eats Striker*
Striker: AHHHHHHH! IT'S EAITNG ME! SOMEONE HELP! AHHHHHHH!
Satan: RAWR! Mwahahahaha! Review or I'll eat you!
He-Man: [Rots away]
*~*~*~*~*
Author's Notes: Okay. I was insane when I wrote this so if I was to crazy for your sane minds you have the permission to whack me with a cheese stick. I will have my revenge Domon Kasshu! Ahahahaha!
Disclaimer: I don't own G Gundam or anything else.
Progress on Day 1
Rain: [Sits there making weird looking dolls] Bwahahaha! Make more and more. Make more and more. Ahahaha!
Domon: [Stares at Rain] She's lost it.
Sai: Duh @___@
Domon: [Pokes Sai] Is there something wrong with you?
Sai: NOTHING'S WRONG! I DIDN'T DO IT! YOU HAVE NO PROOF! [Runs away]
Domon: Weird. [Thinks] What did the little shrimp do?
Rain: :D Sai ate your sword after loosing his sanity to the devil in a game of Poker.
Domon: O_o Do you know where I can get a new sword?
Rain: Go to the 99 cent store and get a sword there or prey to the mighty Keebler Elves for a sword and they should answer your plea if you are a follower. ::Weaves buttons on the doll's face::
Domon: O_o Are those the eyes?
Rain: [Hisses] Yesssss... my pppprrrrecccccccioussssssss... [Strokes the doll]
Domon: o.O The author got to you.
*~*~*~*~*10 minutes Later
Domon: Ahhh! [Runs away with an Allenby attached to his legs]
Allenby: DOMON! ^_^ [Glomps]
Domon: Help me George!
Allenby: Yay! Domon! Faster! Faster!
George: What's the magic word?
Domon: No time for that Sh*t! Just get her off.
Allenby: Wheee!
George: Not until you say the magic word.
Domon: No way!
Allenby: ^_^ Domon! [Glomps tighter]
George: Fine then. Have fun with Allenby! :)
Domon: All right! All right! Please?
George: :D Okay! [Pulls out a crowbar]
Allenby: NoooOOOOoooOOOO! You cannot remove me from my true love! [Insert evil possessed by revengeful author smile here]
Domon: o_O
George: Oh. It's true love? You should've told me Domon. I cannot interfere with such happiness. (AN: He's gone insane too the symptoms haven't shown MUCH difference)
Domon: That's not it! She's bluffing! BLUFFING!
George: You cannot escape love. [Walks off]
Domon: [Shakes fist] I'm going to get you for that you gullible idiot! Curse you author! I'm going to rip MiniMidget's head off once Allenby's back to normal.
*~*~*~*~* Somewhere else...
Chibodee: Hello Rain.
Rain: [Eyes are closed] I have sensed a disturbance in the force. Sensed a great disturbance have I. Yesssss...
Chibodee: o.O What is this disturbance?
Rain: Some evil person that we met has come back to haunt us and is trying to make our lives miserable. [Stuffs the doll with cotton candy]
Chibodee: Shouldn't you just use regular cotton?
Rain: Then the pointy-eared beasts can't eat the sacrifice.
Chibodee: O.O Okay... I'm not going to ask. Maybe you should go see the therapist.
Rain: I'm perfectly sane. See? [Shoves a pencil up Chibodee's nose]
Chibodee: -_-U
*~*~*~*~*
MiniMidget: :D Guess what Bob?
Bob: You finally decided to see the therapist?
MiniMidget: You're funny. [Hisses] No! They're possessed!
Random Bishi: Do you know where I am? The last thing I remembered was about to die.
All: o.O
MiniMidget: ^0^ [Glomps with the Death-o-glomp off no escape]
Bishi: -_-U Can you get this... thing off me?
MiniMidget: No!
Bob: [Pulls out the crowbar that George had] Don't worry this will only take a while.
Bishi: Well do it quickly. It's practically choking me.
BOOM!
Bishi: Who's there?
Domon: MINIMIDGET!
MiniMidget: Eek! [Hides]
Domon: Turn Allenby back to normal! My feet hurt a lot!
MiniMidget: Why? I like seeing people like you suffer. [Hugs Bishi]
Bishi: [Small voice] Help.
Bob: Don't worry once she gets over you in 5,000,000 years you can die a happy sane being.
Bishi: -_-U Why me?
MiniMidget: Because you're cool.
Domon: Argh! Just turn Allenby back to normal or I'll kill you if that's the last thing I do. :D
MiniMidget: Eep! Poof!
Allenby: Ahhh! [Falls over] What the h*ll was I doing attached to Domon's leg? XD
MiniMidget: It's the Therapist! Evil! [Hisses]
Bishi: Actually it was MiniMidget. [Raises the arm the author attached to]
Allenby: o.O
Bishi: I really wished I died. -_-U
*~*~*~*~*12 minutes later
Rain: Killing the evil one can summon the antidote for Sai's mental illness.
Domon: So who's the evil one?
Rain: Who knows? [Shoves doll in the toilet and flushes] Bwahahaha! Die evil corrupted politic!
Domon: Don't tell me. It's a voodoo doll.
Rain: You have become smart. [Eats the couch]
Domon: Uh. MiniMidget? Is there a way to restore her sanity?
MiniMidget: Yes.
Domon: How?
MiniMidget: I'm only telling you one at a time. :)
Domon: [sigh]
Rain: [Punches Domon]
Domon: Ow.
Rain: I don't need to be cured. [Feeds her new pet hamster]
MiniMidget: Hey what's it's name?
Rain: Satan.
All: o.O
Bob: Hey! That's my uncle's name!
All Except Rain (AER): [Slowly backs away from the two]
Domon: Please? She really needs it.
MiniMidget: Screw you.
Rain: Sic em Satan! Bwahahaha!
Satan: RAWR! [Eyes glow evilly]
AER: [Slowly back away from the evil hamster]
Satan: SQUEAK! [Bites Chibodee] Bwahahahah! RWAR!
Chibodee: AHHH!
Domon: Holy Sh*t!
Allenby: [Gives Chibodee Rabies Shots] Run for your lives! AHHHH!
Satan: Bwahahaha! SQUEAK!
Chibodee: AHHHHH! [Hides from the evil hamster]
AER: [Running around flailing their arms]
Domon: MiniMidget? Restore her to her normal sane state or all of us will have to kill you before we die... NOW!
MiniMidget: Har. Too bad.
Satan: RWAR! Bwahahahaha! [Scratches Chibodee's eyes out]
Chibodee: AHHHHHH! Blinded by the darkness! [Runs around]
Satan: SQUEAK! [Lunges at Allenby]
Allenby: [Dodges] Er... Rain? I don't think Satan likes Chibodee. COME BACK TO THE LIGHT CHIB! COME TO THE LIGHT! DON'T LOOK AT THE DARKNESS. [Goes all hysterical] AHHHHHH!
Rain: [Doesn't hear anything] Bwahahahaha! Kill! Kill! Nyahahahaha!
Chibodee: AHHHHH! [[Claws the air] IT'S FUCKING EATING ME! SOMEONE HELP! CALL ANIMAL CONTROL! JUST DO SOMETHING BEFORE THE FUCKING SCARY THING EATS ME! AHHHHH!
George: I think that Miss Rain needs to go see the therapist. NOW.
MiniMidget/Rain: [Hisses] No! They're possessed!
Chibodee: AHHHHHH!
Hamster: RAWR! Rot in the underworld ahahaha!
Domon: Holy Sh*t! We're all going to hell!
All: AHHHHHHHH! Someone save us!
BOOM!
He-Man: Fear not for I am here!
Satan: RAWR! *Bites He-Mans Head off*
He-Man: AHHHHHH!
All: AHHHHHH!
Satan: RAWR!
He-Man: x.x [Is dead]
*~*~*~*~* 3 hours later after putting Satan in his little cage
Clock: DING!
Sai: Whoa. Dude. It's 12:00 man. That is so whacked.
Domon: Take Sai to the therapist too.
Sai: You'll have to catch me first! Bwahahaha! [Jumps on a giant banana and flies away]
All: O_o
Rain: [Is tied up]
Domon: I'm going to sleep now.
Everyone Else: [Goes to bed]
Bishi: [Small voice] Help. [Is slowly dragged away by the author]
MiniMidget: Don't worry I'll protect you! [Huggles Bishi]
Bishi: I really wished I died.
Chibodee: [Bumps into the walls because he's blind] Ouch.
Striker: Will the Shuffle Alliance restore their friends back to normal? Will they be able to track down Sai? Will Satan eat them before they can make it out of this fic alive?
Satan: RAWR! *Eats Striker*
Striker: AHHHHHHH! IT'S EAITNG ME! SOMEONE HELP! AHHHHHHH!
Satan: RAWR! Mwahahahaha! Review or I'll eat you!
He-Man: [Rots away]
*~*~*~*~*