I walked down the main street of Port Royal, tossing my glistening blond
hair back over my perfect shoulders, A light breeze caching my hair behind
me making it and my silk skirt fan out gracefully in the wind.
The common folk of Port Royal stopped to kneel at my perfect feet as I passed, murmuring words of shock and wonder.
I saw the form of a man walking toward me, as he came closer he knelt at my feet.
'Rise Jack Sparrow'
'My lady' he said rising before me, 'I come to beg of you a favor' pleading in his eyes.
'Anything for you my love,'
~*~*~
Siting back in her chair the author of the words written above sighed in pure joy, reading though what she had just written, then her eyes fell on something written after "anything for you my love".
~*~*~
Drawing his sword from its scabbard Caption Jack Sparrow swung it high in the air, and brought it down to the lady's neck cleanly removing her over large head from her shoulders.
Jack Sparrow, Caption of the Black Pearl, smiled down at the bleeding headless body in front of him. 'Interesting. anything was it?' he said to the cheers of the people of Port Royal.
~*~*~
"What the hell! How did that get there?" Cried the author.
"I put tha' there, 'lot better then an'thing you'd come up with!" Said a familiar voice behind the author, making her jump so that she fell gracelessly backwards out of her chair.
The author still lying on the floor stared straight up in to the dark eyes of Caption Jack Sparrow.
"Uhhh." Was the only sound that came from her.
"Well 'ello to you to love, now get up so we can talk."
The author (still lying on the floor) gasped, "OhMyGod! Johnny Depp! How did you get in here?"
"That's where you've got me wrong, I'm not this 'Depp' person you people keep talkin' 'bout, I'm Jack Sparrow, Caption of the black pearl, pirate, and corrector of all stories that concerns me or any of my crew." He said this last part with a mocking bow. "Now that we 'ave that taken care of, what's you name?"
Trying desperately to get her dignity back the author stands up and says, "My name is Jennifer. And would you mind telling me how you got in here?"
"Well Jenny, I seem to remember tellin' you that I'm the Corrector of all Stories Concernin' me or my crew. Meanin' that I go 'round correctin' a bad story here and there. But you, you keep making these terrible stories, giving me no time to do anything. Now, what I need is your sworn word that you will stop writing this nonsense." Jack Sparrow warned her, drawing his sword.
"No! I can't stop writing it! The reviewers love it! They love me! I have to keep writing it!" Jennifer screeched hugging her keyboard to her chest.
"I thought that's what you'd say. There anything else?"
"No!"
"Alright then." Jack Sparrow swung the sword, and as easily as he had in the story, he removed her head, and let the body, in two parts now, fall to the floor.
"What a mess." Remarked William stepping from the shadows.
"Yeah, but it gets the job done." Replied Sparrow cleaning he's sword off on her shirt. "So where do we go next?"
Will pulled a peace of paper out of a pocket. "This says there is one in California that need taking care of."
"Well then, California, here we come!"
*~*~*
The end.
So how did you like it? I don't know where I got this idea, it just popped in to my head, savvy? (
The common folk of Port Royal stopped to kneel at my perfect feet as I passed, murmuring words of shock and wonder.
I saw the form of a man walking toward me, as he came closer he knelt at my feet.
'Rise Jack Sparrow'
'My lady' he said rising before me, 'I come to beg of you a favor' pleading in his eyes.
'Anything for you my love,'
~*~*~
Siting back in her chair the author of the words written above sighed in pure joy, reading though what she had just written, then her eyes fell on something written after "anything for you my love".
~*~*~
Drawing his sword from its scabbard Caption Jack Sparrow swung it high in the air, and brought it down to the lady's neck cleanly removing her over large head from her shoulders.
Jack Sparrow, Caption of the Black Pearl, smiled down at the bleeding headless body in front of him. 'Interesting. anything was it?' he said to the cheers of the people of Port Royal.
~*~*~
"What the hell! How did that get there?" Cried the author.
"I put tha' there, 'lot better then an'thing you'd come up with!" Said a familiar voice behind the author, making her jump so that she fell gracelessly backwards out of her chair.
The author still lying on the floor stared straight up in to the dark eyes of Caption Jack Sparrow.
"Uhhh." Was the only sound that came from her.
"Well 'ello to you to love, now get up so we can talk."
The author (still lying on the floor) gasped, "OhMyGod! Johnny Depp! How did you get in here?"
"That's where you've got me wrong, I'm not this 'Depp' person you people keep talkin' 'bout, I'm Jack Sparrow, Caption of the black pearl, pirate, and corrector of all stories that concerns me or any of my crew." He said this last part with a mocking bow. "Now that we 'ave that taken care of, what's you name?"
Trying desperately to get her dignity back the author stands up and says, "My name is Jennifer. And would you mind telling me how you got in here?"
"Well Jenny, I seem to remember tellin' you that I'm the Corrector of all Stories Concernin' me or my crew. Meanin' that I go 'round correctin' a bad story here and there. But you, you keep making these terrible stories, giving me no time to do anything. Now, what I need is your sworn word that you will stop writing this nonsense." Jack Sparrow warned her, drawing his sword.
"No! I can't stop writing it! The reviewers love it! They love me! I have to keep writing it!" Jennifer screeched hugging her keyboard to her chest.
"I thought that's what you'd say. There anything else?"
"No!"
"Alright then." Jack Sparrow swung the sword, and as easily as he had in the story, he removed her head, and let the body, in two parts now, fall to the floor.
"What a mess." Remarked William stepping from the shadows.
"Yeah, but it gets the job done." Replied Sparrow cleaning he's sword off on her shirt. "So where do we go next?"
Will pulled a peace of paper out of a pocket. "This says there is one in California that need taking care of."
"Well then, California, here we come!"
*~*~*
The end.
So how did you like it? I don't know where I got this idea, it just popped in to my head, savvy? (