Hey all, I've had this idea ever since I watched the movie but never figured out how I'd get it to slip out of my dirty little head and onto the computer screen. Anyways, I just found the fan fiction for pirates of the carribean and of course this has jack sparrow in it because johnny depp is beautiful. Well, I would just like to warn everyone who hasn't read my stories: I have a weird dominating/sadist sort of writing style so you'll probably see a lot of that. ;-)

Disclaimer: I own Jack Sparrow! Yea thats right!! I do! Heh sike. Does it count if I WANT him??? no?? Shit....

Oh and Another Disclaimer: There is rape in this story. So turn back now and save yourself the time to bitch at me. For the people that have already bitched at me, it was my fault I didn't put up a disclaimer and I am truly sorry that you were offended.

Also, these aren't spelling mistakes. Its just how they sound outloud.

Let's get started......

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"So have ye heard the news, Capn'?" asked Jimminie, pulling the rope to the mast of the ship as Captain Jack Sparrow docked his love, his one and only, the Black Pearl.

Men, pirates to be exact, from other ships stared as the huge, dark legend stopped moving and some of the Pearl's crew ran out of it.

"Nay, what news?"asked Jack, stretching his back and breathing in the fresh sea air.

"The news about the Grace Boa," the older man said, wiping the sweat from his brow.

"What news there be about the Grace Boa to be worth hearin'?" Jack smirked, squinting against the sun, "Tis be a worthless ship with a scalliwag for a capn'."

"Then news worth hearin' it be!" Jimminie said as they started to walk down to Jack's cabin, "The Grace Boa be a disgrace to the very water it treads on!"

"Aye , mate, tis true," he sighed and smiled at Jimminie, "So are ye goin' to tell me this bit o' news?"

"Ahh...wha??" Jimminie looked up, his thoughts lost, "Aye! The news! Well, from what I hears, the Boa had a slight run-in with Capn' Shamerick and his Johnson a few months ago."

"Ahh yes, the ship Johnson," the Captain nodded, "Go on."

"Well accordin' to some men from the Johnson," Jimminie continued, "the whole entire Boa was destroyed, the Capn' an' crew killed and everythin' taken, all the booty." The Captain's eyes flew wide open.

"Ye knows of Shamerick," Jimminie reminded, "Not one to take mercy."

"Aye," Jack nodded, "But niether am I and I still wouldn' destroy it completely." He seemed deep in thought for a moment. "I wonder what happened to anger Shamerick so that he would....hmmmm...."

"What ye thinks of this incident?" asked Jimminie.

"I think, "Jack sighed, "Tis wonderful. One less ship in the sea, more booty for me, as I always say. But I always had deep contempt for the Grace Boa for me own reasons. Always hated that ship, that Capn'...."

"But thas not all, Capn' Jack," Jimminie grinned, toothless, "Thas not all! They say Capn' Filiger's daughters be here, on this very island that we are docked at. I hear he had many daughters an' all of them be here! Never seen them meself, but I hear good things!" He laughed harshly and then exploded into a coughing fit.

"There, there mate, "Jack said, hitting him on the back, "I shall have to see this. Children bred from the loins of Capn' Filiger can't be all that nice-looking can they?" Him and Jimminie laughed again and walked on the dock to look out at the island. Some men were gathering around the boat, faces in awe, touching the dark wood to feel if it was real.

Captain Jack and Jimminie walked off the boat and set off towards Tortuga..

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Yes um thats it so far.