#…# - Means thought

Disclaimer: I don't own Artimis Fowl, or the song. Though I wish I did, I don't.

Artimis Fowl: Music Class

Desmond has a barrow in the market place

Molly is the singer in a band

Desmond says to Molly - girl I like your face

And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand.

~ Artimis' school, music class ~

Artimis stared in disbelief, how could he: A child prodigy, a criminal mastermind, a genius. Be expected to sing along to…this? #My God, what possessed me to take music class? # The song just got sunnier and the other boys just kept singing. He banged his head on his desk #Why, why, why? WHEN WILL THE TORTURE END!? #

~A black car, parked outside the school ~

Butler, Artimis' bodyguard was not allowed on school grounds, but he already had cameras everywhere to ensure his charges safety anyway. Speak of the devil, Young Artimis appeared to be trying to end his life by banging his head against his desk. # Sigh, he doesn't like making my job easy does he?# Then again the Beatles never were his thing either.

~ Back at school ~

# My GOD! This is worse than those stupid fangirls that 'magically' make me years older and falling for girls that somehow look like themselves! Er…no wait; they are worse than this, my mistake. #

~ Couple of seconds later, still at school ~

# Come to think of it, the tune to this song is kind of catchy. # Artimis hummed along, while Butler stared at the screen in disbelief.

~ The car ~

Butler couldn't believe his eyes or ears, Artimis had burst into full song! Butler began to prepare for the Apocalypse. Just then he had a thought, # What if the Lower Elements Police can see this? They are Artimis' worst enemies, even if he Holly, Root and Foaly can stand each other, the rest of the LEP…I don't know. #

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~ Deep Under Ground ~

The entire LEP was currently laughing their pointy, elfin ears off, so we won't be able to get any comments from them.