Okay people, another babysitting fanfic is here! Including ONLY the
Majestics, Bladebreakers, and Demolition Boys (oh, and a bit of the Dark
Bladers)! So here I go.
Enrique: We're gonna die.
Oliver: How can you call this a piece of work when you might torture us in this fanfic?
Robert: If it looks uncouth, acts uncouth, and smells uncouth, then it must be uncouth! This story is irrelevant. I'd say others would much rather hear my family stories. Why I remember the time-
Johnny: Put a sock in it! I wouldn't like either of your stories! Especially when you actually considered pairing me up with that loudmouth Misty in Pokemon... *shudders* I swear... That crossover is twisted...
There's nothing wrong with that. But I have a surprise in store for you...
Majestics: What is it this time?
Babysitting!
Johnny: WHAT?! No way am I going to change diapers and all.
Robert: Taking care of a child is a waste of my time.
Enrique and Oliver: Our's too!
And what would you two be busy at? Anyway, the Dark Bladers, Sanquinex to be exact does not want to take care of his great, great, great, great, etc. grand-niece. After all, he IS 500 years or so. Since the Dark Bladers don't wanna handle her, they bring her to the Majestics.
Majestics: Oh boy. Can't wait.
You betcha! ^_^
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::{Dark Bladers' house (if they had one. O.o)}::
The Dark Bladers sat around their dingy house, utterly bored. Lupinex was the first to break the silence.
"Why don't we torture someone for fun or something? I can't just sit around; I need my walk! Someone gimme my leash!"
"Oh be quiet. I need some peace." Cenotaph muttered.
"As if you needed anymore of it, we've been quiet for 368 years now, and the rest of our life we kept on talking." Zomb counted.
*Ding Dong*
Sanquinex looked at the door of their ruined, dark and gloomy mansion.
"Now who could that be?"
"Your mother." Cenotaph said sarcastically.
Sanquinex ignored him and answered it. He gasped loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Worse. M-my great, great, (etc.) grand-niece!" Sanquinex pulled back at the sight of the innocent little girl. Her vibrant pink hair was in a style that looked almost like Tala's of the Demolition Boys. She had pale skin and red eyes to match. She wore a plain white dress that came up to her knees and white shoes. (Funny how a great, great, great, etc. grand-niece of a vampire could wear white, ne?) But most noticeable of her was her sharp fangs. She was also very short, up to Sanquinex's waist.
"What're you doing here, you little brat?!" the vampire yelled.
"Daddy sent me here to visit my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great..."
"Okay I get it already! I'm not that old!"
"Great, great, great... Uncle! *nods* That means I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great..."
"Shut up! I know!"
"Great, great, great, great, great grand-niece!" She smiled.
"Sanquinex, what's wrong?" Zomb inquired as he edged closer to him and when he saw the little girl, he screamed.
"Ah! My eyes! Too much white!" Zomb looked away.
"What is going on?!" Cenotaph went over to the two followed by Lupinex.
He looked at the girl and rolled his eyes. "What're you afraid of? It's just an incompetent child!"
"This is not JUST a child, this is a child that's supposed to be under MY care now!!! I can't care for her! I haven't got the time." Sanquinex hissed.
Lupinex snorted. "Is ten millennia enough time for you? We're the living dead! What time are you talking about? I say you just don't want to take responsibility."
"Oh, and you do? You-"
"Um, where is my bedroom?" The little girl asked.
"First, what's your name?" Sanquinex asked.
"I thought you knew her name you fool!" Cenotaph said.
"After having dozens of family members with strange names, you tend to forget a few." Sanquinex quipped. "So, what's your name?"
"It's Chikorosu Quinnasilaf Valkerius." She replied (very weird name, I know, I thought of nothing and threw it together. Oh, and chi means blood in Japanese and Omae o korosu means 'I will kill you' so I combined chi and korosu. CHIKOROSU! ^_^)
The Dark Bladers raised their eyebrows. "Er, do you have a nickname?"
Chikorosu Quinnasilaf Valkerius smiled sweetly. "Chi!"
"Can we call her 'Cheese' for her cheesy name?" Zomb said to Sanquinex.
"Shut up! Alright, Chi, we're going on a field trip." Sanquinex announced.
Dark Bladers: "FIELD TRIP!?"
"That's right. A field trip to 'uncle' Robert's house!" Sanquinex confirmed.
"Yay! I love field trips!" Chi cheered.
"Good. Now let us find that repulsive castle of his."
"Why do we have to come?" Cenotaph grumbled.
"Just because." With that Sanquinex headed out the door with the rest trailing behind him.
"How old are you?" Sanquinex asked Chi.
"Four. I'm gonna turn five in one week!" Chi smiled.
"Good. The sooner you can get kicked out of our lives and go to kindergarten the sooner we can relax." Sanquinex said.
"One question!" Chi raised her hand.
"Yes, little one?" Sanquinex drawled.
"Who's Uncle Robert?"
::{Robert's castle that got confused with Count Dracula's}::
"Checkmate." Robert Jurgen said with boredom as he beat Johnny, AGAIN.
"Aw man! This time I've played 24 games and still haven't won this stupid game!" Johnny McGregor fumed and crossed his arms.
"You should quit while you're ahead. Your arrogance won't get you anywhere." Robert said calmly.
"Whatever, Snobert."
Robert rolled his eyes at this. He's used to being called that now, although he still doesn't know why.
The door suddenly opened. Gustav walked in and bowed. "Master Robert, Master Johnny. You have guests to see you."
"That couldn't be Enrique or Oliver... Oh well, bring them here." Robert said.
Gustav bowed again and motioned for the 'guests' to come in.
Johnny growled when he saw them. "What're YOU doing here? Come to beg us for another battle you know you can't win?"
Lupinex gritted his teeth. 'Remember, you are not here to strangle him... JUST TO SHOVE HIS AXE DOWN HIS THROAT!'
"We are here to ask for your help. It is an emergency." Sanquinex said solemnly.
"Oh? And what is it?" Robert asked.
Sanquinex pushed Chi in front of him. "This child. We need you to care for this child for at least a week."
"What? Tell me you're joking! You can handle beyblading but you can't handle a little girl?" Johnny scoffed.
"Uncle Robert!!!" Chi ran over to hug Johnny because she thought he was Robert.
"Wha-What?! I'm not Robert! And I'm definitely not your uncle. Robert is over there!" Johnny points to him.
"Uncle Robert!!!" Chi ran to the real Robert.
"Get your filthy hands off, child!" Robert said as she continued to hug his knees since he was so tall.
He looked at the Dark Bladers. "No. Take care of her yourself."
"Sanquinex, I have an idea." Lupinex whispered to the vampire. He nodded.
"Oh I get it. Come on, Dark Bladers, Robert is afraid to take care of her. Let us go."
Robert snapped. "Afraid...? AFRAID? ... AFRAID?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, AFRAID?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM ONE OF THE BRAVEST MEN ON THE PLANET! IF YOU SO MUCH AS SAY ANOTHER WORD LIKE THAT, I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR THROAT WITH MY BARE HANDS!" Robert looked VERY scary at that moment. I wasn't the only one thinking that.
The Dark Bladers looked in fear and Johnny cringed. "Yup, that's what happens when you do that to Robert. Call now and you can have a protection suit for just $500,000,000.00! Call 1-800-UNCOUTH for your order! That's 1- 800-UNCOUTH. If the product doesn't work, you WILL NOT have your money back, guarantee!" Johnny broadcasted.
"Um, so... Does this mean you'll take care of her?" Zomb asked timidly.
"What does it look like, you fools? Yes! Now get out before I change my mind!" Robert ordered.
The Dark Bladers obediently complied. "Oh, her name is Chi, by the way. She'll eat anything you give her, trash your home, and be sure to throw her out the window once this is over!" Sanquinex said.
The Dark Bladers immediately took off after that. "Um, Uncle Robert?" Chi asked with a pained look on her face.
"Yes?"
"Um, I gotta go to the bathroom."
"Well then, go. It's two doors down this hall. Ask Gustav for a map of the other 139 restrooms." Robert said.
"But, I don't know how," She said, fidgeting her dress.
"What?! You aren't potty-trained? Just go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet, and uh, well, let loose!"
Johnny sniggered at this. Robert shot a glare at him.
"But I'll get my panties wet."
Robert: O.o "You, pull them down, then do it of course!" he said, now very red in the face.
"Won't I fall in?" Chi tilted her head.
"Ugh! Why did I fire all the maids?!" Robert slapped his forehead.
"Because they were 'uncouth'. Makes you think everything is uncouth." Johnny said amused at this scene.
"Look, you need to help me care for her!" Robert yelled.
"Why should I? The Dark Bladers asked YOU to help, not me." Johnny said not budging.
"WILL YOU QUIT BEING SUCH A PAIN IN THE NECK? HELP ME OUT OR ELSE!" Robert switched to scary mode almost instantly.
Johnny gulped. "Um... Okay..."
"Uncle Robert!" Chi cried.
"What is it?"
"I have to go really, really bad!"
"Uh-um... Just do as I said, go to the bathroom, pull down your, um, panties, (very red when he said that) sit on the toilet and let it go!"
"Okay." Chi ran into the bathroom.
"Whew... That's over with." Robert said. He heard footsteps coming in a few minutes later. "It looks like she's done."
Chi walked in with a smile on her face. "Wow, that bathroom is really big!"
"Yes I know."
"So I had to go so bad that I couldn't walk to the hole anymore, and peed right where I was!"
"What..." Robert croaked. He ran into the bathroom and saw the mess, Johnny reluctantly followed.
"By God! Gustav! Clean this up!" Robert stared as Gustav rushed in the bathroom and cleaned the mess.
Johnny, however, laughed at this. "Maybe you should have smaller bathrooms...? Ahahahahahaha!!!"
Robert glared at him. Johnny stopped and shrunk back a bit.
"We need backup. I will call Oliver and Enrique." Robert announced.
"Oh, so now you need 'backup?' Pppphhhhtttt!" Johnny blew raspberry.
"Johnny..." Robert warned.
"I'm hungry!" Chi Piped up.
"After I make the call, Chi." Robert picked up a phone nearby and dialed Oliver's number.
"Hello? Yes Oliver, this is Robert. I have an emergency... No, I did not burn the chicken... No, I did not destroy the Mona Lisa..... No! I certainly did NOT lose in chess! Just come over, alright? I am calling Enrique as well, so pick him up in 'Air Oliver'."
Robert dialed Enrique's number next. "Hello? Er, who is this? Bianca? I did not call because I wanted YOUR phone number, I want to speak with Enrique please. *waits*... Enrique? I have an emergency... What?! You're Henrietta? I asked for ENRIQUE. Yes, that's E-n-r-i-q-u-e. Enrique! *waits again* Yes! Finally Enrique! I need your help. No time to ask questions now. Oliver will pick you up... NO! You cannot, WILL NOT stay with your girlfriends! Just be ready!"
Johnny smirked. "Hard to get through, huh?"
Robert sighed. "Alas, yes."
"I'm hungry!" Chi said for the second time.
"Alright. You eat anything, correct? Good. Now, Gustav, cook whatever you can."
Gustav, after the cleaning crisis, bowed and turned to the kitchen.
"I'm hungry!" Chi said.
"I KNOW. Johnny, escort her to the kitchen, I need a rest."
"Fine, whatever. C'mere, ya little brat." Johnny muttered.
Chi skipped alongside him. "Um, what's your name, mister?"
"It's Johnny. But to you, it's Perfect, no MASTER Johnny, got that?" Johnny smirked.
"Okay Perfect no MASTER Johnny!"
Johnny rolled his eyes. 'This is gonna be a looong week. Hope it ends soon.'
::{Dark Bladers' house}::
Cenotaph: "Got any 4's?"
Sanquinex: "Go fish."
Zomb: "Any 2's?"
Sanquinex: "Go fish."
Lupinex: "3's?"
Sanquinex: "Go fish, my brother."
"5?"
"Go fish."
"6?"
"Go fish."
"7?"
"Go fish."
"8?"
"Go fish."
"9?"
"Go fish."
"10?!"
"Go fish."
"Jack?!"
"Go fish."
"Queen?!?!"
Sanquinex: *clicks tongue* "Gooo fiiiisshh."
"Kings?"
"Go fish."
"ACES. You must have ACES!!!"
"Nope. Go fish."
Dark Bladers: What?!
"Let me see!" Cenotaph growled as he ripped the cards off Sanquinex's hands.
His eye twitched. "...Jo-ker...?"
"But that can't be! There are only two Jokers in a set!" Zomb protested.
"Yeah, well, I stole some from the extra decks. So ha! You lose." Sanquinex said.
Dark Bladers: "Grrrrrr..."
::{Robert's castle that got confused with Count Dracula's}::
"Okay, we're here! So what's the emergency?" Oliver asked as he got off his blimp.
Enrique followed. "Yeah what's so important?"
"You have to help me baby-sit." Robert said exasperatedly.
"What?! You sent us all the way to Germany for this?!" Enrique said enraged.
"DO NOT QUESTION ME!" (^_^;; Yup... You guessed it... Robert's scary again!)
Oliver and Enrique were blown back by his words. "S-sorry..." Enrique said.
"We didn't mean to anger you. So who's the kid?" Oliver asked.
"AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH!!!"
A scream was heard through the long hallway.
"What's that?" Enrique said as he looked at Johnny who just stepped in. Johnny looked smoked.
"What happened to you? Did you start a fire?" Robert asked.
He growled viciously. "No. But that little bugger did. She said she wanted to cook just because I told the chefs to. I followed her and she made a total mess in the kitchen; flour on her face, pots and pans on the floor, knives that nearly hit my head, and a burnt dinner. The chefs ran for cover, so I don't think we'll even have a meal tonight!"
"Oh my. Looks like you've got your hands full." Oliver said. Chi came out with flour from head to toe. She grinned.
"Yay! I can cook! Come on, Uncle Robert, try my goodies!" Chi tugged at Robert's sleeve.
"So this is her." Enrique said bending down. "Aren't you the tiny one!" he said. She was up to his waist.
"Hiya! What's your name?"
"It's Enrique. Nice to meet you, er..."
"You can call me Chi. And what about you?" she looked at Oliver.
"Hello there. I'm Oliver. Hey Robert, is this your niece? I heard her call you uncle." Oliver looked at the prince.
"No. But she just calls me that, for some reason."
"Come on, Uncle Robert! I wanna show you what I made!" Chi started to whine.
Robert sighed. "Alright."
Once the Majestics entered the kitchen they all gasped. "Oh-my-god..." Robert trembled at the horrific sight before them.
Chi just smiled and took out round, squishy like things and presented it to them. "Try it! It's my special donut surprise!"
Robert looked at them. They were a white color, and inside seemed to stick out some raspberry jam. He didn't want to eat it, but he took one anyway to not disappoint her. He took a slow bite of it.
'Disgusting! Oh, when is this going to be over?' Robert said as he chewed the donut slowly. It seemed to have egg shells in it since it made a crunching sound.
"So? How is it?" Chi asked excitedly.
"It... Has a unique flavor..." Robert began as he tried to swallow to get it over with. "And uh... It's... First class food..." He lied.
"Really? Let me try!" Enrique said as he reached for one.
"I would like to know how you do it." Oliver said taking one as well.
"You guys might try to poison me... But oh well." Johnny took a huge bite out of his. His face turned blue and he choked.
"What the blade is that?!" He said coughing.
Robert drilled his elbow into Johnny's ribs. "Ouch! I-I mean... That was, great! Yeah great..." he got the message.
Oliver ate his as well. He too, had the same reaction. "...Yes... How did you do it?"
"Well, first I mixed some flour with water since I couldn't find milk, put in eggs but I think I put in the shells instead, then I put in those dark sprinkles in there to bake them for two minutes!"
"By 'dark sprinkles', do you mean... Pepper?" Johnny said spitting out the rest of his donut.
"I think so. Then I took 'em out and squirted some mustard, ketchup, relish, yogurt, and mayonnaise onto it. Then I added the yummy jam! It's really good, isn't it?" Chi said.
"Yeah!" Enrique said who for some strange reason seemed to like it. He grabbed another one and gobbled it up, looking quite content. The rest of the Majestics looked at him weirdly.
"What do you call this? I've just gotta tell my chefs to cook this at home." Enrique said reaching for three more.
"Disgusting..." Johnny muttered.
"Well, now that that's settled, why don't you have something to eat yourself?" Robert said, changing the subject.
"Okay!"
And so, the nightmare begins..............................
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This is going to be four chapters long. Why? Because I have to go through the Bladebreakers and Demolition Boys, then the Dark Bladers again. How is it so far? Is it good, bad, or okay? Please review!
Enrique: We're gonna die.
Oliver: How can you call this a piece of work when you might torture us in this fanfic?
Robert: If it looks uncouth, acts uncouth, and smells uncouth, then it must be uncouth! This story is irrelevant. I'd say others would much rather hear my family stories. Why I remember the time-
Johnny: Put a sock in it! I wouldn't like either of your stories! Especially when you actually considered pairing me up with that loudmouth Misty in Pokemon... *shudders* I swear... That crossover is twisted...
There's nothing wrong with that. But I have a surprise in store for you...
Majestics: What is it this time?
Babysitting!
Johnny: WHAT?! No way am I going to change diapers and all.
Robert: Taking care of a child is a waste of my time.
Enrique and Oliver: Our's too!
And what would you two be busy at? Anyway, the Dark Bladers, Sanquinex to be exact does not want to take care of his great, great, great, great, etc. grand-niece. After all, he IS 500 years or so. Since the Dark Bladers don't wanna handle her, they bring her to the Majestics.
Majestics: Oh boy. Can't wait.
You betcha! ^_^
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::{Dark Bladers' house (if they had one. O.o)}::
The Dark Bladers sat around their dingy house, utterly bored. Lupinex was the first to break the silence.
"Why don't we torture someone for fun or something? I can't just sit around; I need my walk! Someone gimme my leash!"
"Oh be quiet. I need some peace." Cenotaph muttered.
"As if you needed anymore of it, we've been quiet for 368 years now, and the rest of our life we kept on talking." Zomb counted.
*Ding Dong*
Sanquinex looked at the door of their ruined, dark and gloomy mansion.
"Now who could that be?"
"Your mother." Cenotaph said sarcastically.
Sanquinex ignored him and answered it. He gasped loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Worse. M-my great, great, (etc.) grand-niece!" Sanquinex pulled back at the sight of the innocent little girl. Her vibrant pink hair was in a style that looked almost like Tala's of the Demolition Boys. She had pale skin and red eyes to match. She wore a plain white dress that came up to her knees and white shoes. (Funny how a great, great, great, etc. grand-niece of a vampire could wear white, ne?) But most noticeable of her was her sharp fangs. She was also very short, up to Sanquinex's waist.
"What're you doing here, you little brat?!" the vampire yelled.
"Daddy sent me here to visit my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great..."
"Okay I get it already! I'm not that old!"
"Great, great, great... Uncle! *nods* That means I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great..."
"Shut up! I know!"
"Great, great, great, great, great grand-niece!" She smiled.
"Sanquinex, what's wrong?" Zomb inquired as he edged closer to him and when he saw the little girl, he screamed.
"Ah! My eyes! Too much white!" Zomb looked away.
"What is going on?!" Cenotaph went over to the two followed by Lupinex.
He looked at the girl and rolled his eyes. "What're you afraid of? It's just an incompetent child!"
"This is not JUST a child, this is a child that's supposed to be under MY care now!!! I can't care for her! I haven't got the time." Sanquinex hissed.
Lupinex snorted. "Is ten millennia enough time for you? We're the living dead! What time are you talking about? I say you just don't want to take responsibility."
"Oh, and you do? You-"
"Um, where is my bedroom?" The little girl asked.
"First, what's your name?" Sanquinex asked.
"I thought you knew her name you fool!" Cenotaph said.
"After having dozens of family members with strange names, you tend to forget a few." Sanquinex quipped. "So, what's your name?"
"It's Chikorosu Quinnasilaf Valkerius." She replied (very weird name, I know, I thought of nothing and threw it together. Oh, and chi means blood in Japanese and Omae o korosu means 'I will kill you' so I combined chi and korosu. CHIKOROSU! ^_^)
The Dark Bladers raised their eyebrows. "Er, do you have a nickname?"
Chikorosu Quinnasilaf Valkerius smiled sweetly. "Chi!"
"Can we call her 'Cheese' for her cheesy name?" Zomb said to Sanquinex.
"Shut up! Alright, Chi, we're going on a field trip." Sanquinex announced.
Dark Bladers: "FIELD TRIP!?"
"That's right. A field trip to 'uncle' Robert's house!" Sanquinex confirmed.
"Yay! I love field trips!" Chi cheered.
"Good. Now let us find that repulsive castle of his."
"Why do we have to come?" Cenotaph grumbled.
"Just because." With that Sanquinex headed out the door with the rest trailing behind him.
"How old are you?" Sanquinex asked Chi.
"Four. I'm gonna turn five in one week!" Chi smiled.
"Good. The sooner you can get kicked out of our lives and go to kindergarten the sooner we can relax." Sanquinex said.
"One question!" Chi raised her hand.
"Yes, little one?" Sanquinex drawled.
"Who's Uncle Robert?"
::{Robert's castle that got confused with Count Dracula's}::
"Checkmate." Robert Jurgen said with boredom as he beat Johnny, AGAIN.
"Aw man! This time I've played 24 games and still haven't won this stupid game!" Johnny McGregor fumed and crossed his arms.
"You should quit while you're ahead. Your arrogance won't get you anywhere." Robert said calmly.
"Whatever, Snobert."
Robert rolled his eyes at this. He's used to being called that now, although he still doesn't know why.
The door suddenly opened. Gustav walked in and bowed. "Master Robert, Master Johnny. You have guests to see you."
"That couldn't be Enrique or Oliver... Oh well, bring them here." Robert said.
Gustav bowed again and motioned for the 'guests' to come in.
Johnny growled when he saw them. "What're YOU doing here? Come to beg us for another battle you know you can't win?"
Lupinex gritted his teeth. 'Remember, you are not here to strangle him... JUST TO SHOVE HIS AXE DOWN HIS THROAT!'
"We are here to ask for your help. It is an emergency." Sanquinex said solemnly.
"Oh? And what is it?" Robert asked.
Sanquinex pushed Chi in front of him. "This child. We need you to care for this child for at least a week."
"What? Tell me you're joking! You can handle beyblading but you can't handle a little girl?" Johnny scoffed.
"Uncle Robert!!!" Chi ran over to hug Johnny because she thought he was Robert.
"Wha-What?! I'm not Robert! And I'm definitely not your uncle. Robert is over there!" Johnny points to him.
"Uncle Robert!!!" Chi ran to the real Robert.
"Get your filthy hands off, child!" Robert said as she continued to hug his knees since he was so tall.
He looked at the Dark Bladers. "No. Take care of her yourself."
"Sanquinex, I have an idea." Lupinex whispered to the vampire. He nodded.
"Oh I get it. Come on, Dark Bladers, Robert is afraid to take care of her. Let us go."
Robert snapped. "Afraid...? AFRAID? ... AFRAID?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, AFRAID?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM ONE OF THE BRAVEST MEN ON THE PLANET! IF YOU SO MUCH AS SAY ANOTHER WORD LIKE THAT, I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR THROAT WITH MY BARE HANDS!" Robert looked VERY scary at that moment. I wasn't the only one thinking that.
The Dark Bladers looked in fear and Johnny cringed. "Yup, that's what happens when you do that to Robert. Call now and you can have a protection suit for just $500,000,000.00! Call 1-800-UNCOUTH for your order! That's 1- 800-UNCOUTH. If the product doesn't work, you WILL NOT have your money back, guarantee!" Johnny broadcasted.
"Um, so... Does this mean you'll take care of her?" Zomb asked timidly.
"What does it look like, you fools? Yes! Now get out before I change my mind!" Robert ordered.
The Dark Bladers obediently complied. "Oh, her name is Chi, by the way. She'll eat anything you give her, trash your home, and be sure to throw her out the window once this is over!" Sanquinex said.
The Dark Bladers immediately took off after that. "Um, Uncle Robert?" Chi asked with a pained look on her face.
"Yes?"
"Um, I gotta go to the bathroom."
"Well then, go. It's two doors down this hall. Ask Gustav for a map of the other 139 restrooms." Robert said.
"But, I don't know how," She said, fidgeting her dress.
"What?! You aren't potty-trained? Just go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet, and uh, well, let loose!"
Johnny sniggered at this. Robert shot a glare at him.
"But I'll get my panties wet."
Robert: O.o "You, pull them down, then do it of course!" he said, now very red in the face.
"Won't I fall in?" Chi tilted her head.
"Ugh! Why did I fire all the maids?!" Robert slapped his forehead.
"Because they were 'uncouth'. Makes you think everything is uncouth." Johnny said amused at this scene.
"Look, you need to help me care for her!" Robert yelled.
"Why should I? The Dark Bladers asked YOU to help, not me." Johnny said not budging.
"WILL YOU QUIT BEING SUCH A PAIN IN THE NECK? HELP ME OUT OR ELSE!" Robert switched to scary mode almost instantly.
Johnny gulped. "Um... Okay..."
"Uncle Robert!" Chi cried.
"What is it?"
"I have to go really, really bad!"
"Uh-um... Just do as I said, go to the bathroom, pull down your, um, panties, (very red when he said that) sit on the toilet and let it go!"
"Okay." Chi ran into the bathroom.
"Whew... That's over with." Robert said. He heard footsteps coming in a few minutes later. "It looks like she's done."
Chi walked in with a smile on her face. "Wow, that bathroom is really big!"
"Yes I know."
"So I had to go so bad that I couldn't walk to the hole anymore, and peed right where I was!"
"What..." Robert croaked. He ran into the bathroom and saw the mess, Johnny reluctantly followed.
"By God! Gustav! Clean this up!" Robert stared as Gustav rushed in the bathroom and cleaned the mess.
Johnny, however, laughed at this. "Maybe you should have smaller bathrooms...? Ahahahahahaha!!!"
Robert glared at him. Johnny stopped and shrunk back a bit.
"We need backup. I will call Oliver and Enrique." Robert announced.
"Oh, so now you need 'backup?' Pppphhhhtttt!" Johnny blew raspberry.
"Johnny..." Robert warned.
"I'm hungry!" Chi Piped up.
"After I make the call, Chi." Robert picked up a phone nearby and dialed Oliver's number.
"Hello? Yes Oliver, this is Robert. I have an emergency... No, I did not burn the chicken... No, I did not destroy the Mona Lisa..... No! I certainly did NOT lose in chess! Just come over, alright? I am calling Enrique as well, so pick him up in 'Air Oliver'."
Robert dialed Enrique's number next. "Hello? Er, who is this? Bianca? I did not call because I wanted YOUR phone number, I want to speak with Enrique please. *waits*... Enrique? I have an emergency... What?! You're Henrietta? I asked for ENRIQUE. Yes, that's E-n-r-i-q-u-e. Enrique! *waits again* Yes! Finally Enrique! I need your help. No time to ask questions now. Oliver will pick you up... NO! You cannot, WILL NOT stay with your girlfriends! Just be ready!"
Johnny smirked. "Hard to get through, huh?"
Robert sighed. "Alas, yes."
"I'm hungry!" Chi said for the second time.
"Alright. You eat anything, correct? Good. Now, Gustav, cook whatever you can."
Gustav, after the cleaning crisis, bowed and turned to the kitchen.
"I'm hungry!" Chi said.
"I KNOW. Johnny, escort her to the kitchen, I need a rest."
"Fine, whatever. C'mere, ya little brat." Johnny muttered.
Chi skipped alongside him. "Um, what's your name, mister?"
"It's Johnny. But to you, it's Perfect, no MASTER Johnny, got that?" Johnny smirked.
"Okay Perfect no MASTER Johnny!"
Johnny rolled his eyes. 'This is gonna be a looong week. Hope it ends soon.'
::{Dark Bladers' house}::
Cenotaph: "Got any 4's?"
Sanquinex: "Go fish."
Zomb: "Any 2's?"
Sanquinex: "Go fish."
Lupinex: "3's?"
Sanquinex: "Go fish, my brother."
"5?"
"Go fish."
"6?"
"Go fish."
"7?"
"Go fish."
"8?"
"Go fish."
"9?"
"Go fish."
"10?!"
"Go fish."
"Jack?!"
"Go fish."
"Queen?!?!"
Sanquinex: *clicks tongue* "Gooo fiiiisshh."
"Kings?"
"Go fish."
"ACES. You must have ACES!!!"
"Nope. Go fish."
Dark Bladers: What?!
"Let me see!" Cenotaph growled as he ripped the cards off Sanquinex's hands.
His eye twitched. "...Jo-ker...?"
"But that can't be! There are only two Jokers in a set!" Zomb protested.
"Yeah, well, I stole some from the extra decks. So ha! You lose." Sanquinex said.
Dark Bladers: "Grrrrrr..."
::{Robert's castle that got confused with Count Dracula's}::
"Okay, we're here! So what's the emergency?" Oliver asked as he got off his blimp.
Enrique followed. "Yeah what's so important?"
"You have to help me baby-sit." Robert said exasperatedly.
"What?! You sent us all the way to Germany for this?!" Enrique said enraged.
"DO NOT QUESTION ME!" (^_^;; Yup... You guessed it... Robert's scary again!)
Oliver and Enrique were blown back by his words. "S-sorry..." Enrique said.
"We didn't mean to anger you. So who's the kid?" Oliver asked.
"AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH!!!"
A scream was heard through the long hallway.
"What's that?" Enrique said as he looked at Johnny who just stepped in. Johnny looked smoked.
"What happened to you? Did you start a fire?" Robert asked.
He growled viciously. "No. But that little bugger did. She said she wanted to cook just because I told the chefs to. I followed her and she made a total mess in the kitchen; flour on her face, pots and pans on the floor, knives that nearly hit my head, and a burnt dinner. The chefs ran for cover, so I don't think we'll even have a meal tonight!"
"Oh my. Looks like you've got your hands full." Oliver said. Chi came out with flour from head to toe. She grinned.
"Yay! I can cook! Come on, Uncle Robert, try my goodies!" Chi tugged at Robert's sleeve.
"So this is her." Enrique said bending down. "Aren't you the tiny one!" he said. She was up to his waist.
"Hiya! What's your name?"
"It's Enrique. Nice to meet you, er..."
"You can call me Chi. And what about you?" she looked at Oliver.
"Hello there. I'm Oliver. Hey Robert, is this your niece? I heard her call you uncle." Oliver looked at the prince.
"No. But she just calls me that, for some reason."
"Come on, Uncle Robert! I wanna show you what I made!" Chi started to whine.
Robert sighed. "Alright."
Once the Majestics entered the kitchen they all gasped. "Oh-my-god..." Robert trembled at the horrific sight before them.
Chi just smiled and took out round, squishy like things and presented it to them. "Try it! It's my special donut surprise!"
Robert looked at them. They were a white color, and inside seemed to stick out some raspberry jam. He didn't want to eat it, but he took one anyway to not disappoint her. He took a slow bite of it.
'Disgusting! Oh, when is this going to be over?' Robert said as he chewed the donut slowly. It seemed to have egg shells in it since it made a crunching sound.
"So? How is it?" Chi asked excitedly.
"It... Has a unique flavor..." Robert began as he tried to swallow to get it over with. "And uh... It's... First class food..." He lied.
"Really? Let me try!" Enrique said as he reached for one.
"I would like to know how you do it." Oliver said taking one as well.
"You guys might try to poison me... But oh well." Johnny took a huge bite out of his. His face turned blue and he choked.
"What the blade is that?!" He said coughing.
Robert drilled his elbow into Johnny's ribs. "Ouch! I-I mean... That was, great! Yeah great..." he got the message.
Oliver ate his as well. He too, had the same reaction. "...Yes... How did you do it?"
"Well, first I mixed some flour with water since I couldn't find milk, put in eggs but I think I put in the shells instead, then I put in those dark sprinkles in there to bake them for two minutes!"
"By 'dark sprinkles', do you mean... Pepper?" Johnny said spitting out the rest of his donut.
"I think so. Then I took 'em out and squirted some mustard, ketchup, relish, yogurt, and mayonnaise onto it. Then I added the yummy jam! It's really good, isn't it?" Chi said.
"Yeah!" Enrique said who for some strange reason seemed to like it. He grabbed another one and gobbled it up, looking quite content. The rest of the Majestics looked at him weirdly.
"What do you call this? I've just gotta tell my chefs to cook this at home." Enrique said reaching for three more.
"Disgusting..." Johnny muttered.
"Well, now that that's settled, why don't you have something to eat yourself?" Robert said, changing the subject.
"Okay!"
And so, the nightmare begins..............................
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This is going to be four chapters long. Why? Because I have to go through the Bladebreakers and Demolition Boys, then the Dark Bladers again. How is it so far? Is it good, bad, or okay? Please review!