Cacti-chan: TA-DA! Arentcha proud of me, folks? I updated! Woohoo! In any case, there's a repeat game in here, but I've been running out of ideas lately, and when these hit e I just –had- to use them . Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Whose Line is it Anyway OR Yu Yu Hakusho, though I'm an avid worshipper of both. Also, I do not own any movies or Hiei's Glare of Doom (C) thank you. Oh! And I dun own any of the songs, either. As a warning, the first game isn't very funny….but read on to the scenes from a hat! They are! Promise!
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!
Cacti: We're BAAAAAAAAAAACK. Yes, Ladies, Gents and everything in between, we are indeed back to the one of many…Who's Line is it Anyway! I'm your authoress…Cacti-chan! . I'd tell you who's winning, but in this game- its irrelevant! That's right, the points don't matter. . .just like that character from the Dark Tournament Saga that tried to steal Hiei's sword. Suggestions today from bleedingrosedg, Jenali Rose, Mcasset, Rowena
All right, let's move onto a game called 90 second Alphabet with Kurama, Kuwabara and Hiei. The game works like this- each person will be given a character. They must speak in order, and only one sentence each. The catch is, the sentences all have to begin with a letter of the alphabet, in order, starting with Z, so we'll end on Y. Because this is Yu Yu Hakusho. Kurama? You'll be Keiko. Kuwabara, you will be Yusuke. And Hiei will be Botan. The scene is, you were on a canoe trip and Botan stole one of the oars and now you're all plummeting towards a waterfall. Begin!
Kuwabara: :eyes closed, mouth open: Zzzzz
Hiei: :looking at Kuwabara in disbelief: Absolutely ridiculous…
Kurama: Baka, he's sleeping!
Kuwabara: Can't a guy get some shut eye without crazy girls screaming at him every time we- woah!
Hiei: Duh, peabrain.
Kurama: Every time I'm in trouble, its all your fault, Yusuke…this included!
Kuwabara: Ferry-girl stole the oar, not me!
Hiei: Gum tree wood…its made from gum tree wood, do you know how rare that stuff is?
Kurama: How rare is it?
Kuwabara: It doesn't matter, we have to get off this dang boat before it goes over the waterfall.
Hiei: Just a minute, Yusuke…Keiko and I are discussing wood types.
Kurama: Kurama might have some of the seeds for gum wood.
Kuwabara: Like fox-boy would waste seeds for rare wood for a damn oar.
Hiei: Maybe he would!
Kurama: Never know, do you?
Kuwabara: Oh shut up.
Hiei: Possibly, you may be right, Keiko.
Kurama: Quite so.
Kuwabara: Rushing toward waterfall..., remember?
Hiei: Shoot, he's right!
Kurama: Terrific, we're all going to die…and…and its all your fault, Yusuke!
Kuwabara: Under what law, she stole the damn oar!
Hiei: …Very pretty oar.
Kurama: Why you…
Kuwabara: X-off Botan:shoves her out of boat, Hiei whacks him on the head with the oar, knocks him out and marches off to his seat:
Kurama: :shrill, accusing voice: YUSUKE!
:and the sheer power of the shriek causes the mountainside to crumble, filling the waterfall with rocks and allowing them to stop.:
BZZZ
Cacti: Now then, our next game is for Everyone. You probably remember this game, but we're doing it again. Why? 'cause I said so! Anyway…its called 'Scenes From a Hat'. Ready?
Your first one is…Things magic eightballs would never say!
Kurama: Go Fish.
Yusuke: I'm sorry, this branch of the Magic 8 Ball© is out of order. Would you like to try our new Magic 9 Ball?
Hiei: Look pal, don't ask me. I've got problems of my own.
BZZZ
Cacti: Yu Yu Hakusho Theme Songs that didn't quite make it
Kurama: (to the tune of Spongebob Squarepants)
Ooooh…Who lives an apartment with his mommy?
YU-SUKE YURA-MESHI
Deliquent and dangerous and rude is he!
YU-SUKE YURA-MESHI
With a magical gun, his en'mies get fried,
YU-SUKE YURA-MESHI
All 'cause when the car came, poor Yusuke died!
BZZZ
Cacti: What's really going through Hiei's mind.
Yusuke: You know, blue just isn't Koenma's color…
Kuwabara: No! How could Art School reject my application? My rendition of The Battle of Me vs. The Loser Demon was simply a masterpiece!
BZZZ
Cacti: Books from Kurama's personal library!
Yusuke: Chicken Soup for the Demon's Soul
Kuwabara: Hair and Make Up tips for the Fashion-Concious Kitsune
Hiei: Martha Stewerts Guide to a Friendly, Human-eating Garden
BZZZ
Cacti: Things besides plants that Kurama keeps in his hair.
Yusuke: Hey! My spirit egg! I knew it was around here somewhere.
Kuwabara: Fertilizer Fresh Hairspray
Hiei: :walks over to Kurama, rummages through his hair and pulls out a copy of Hair and Make Up tips for the Fashion-Concious Kitsune:
BZZZ
Cacti: The scariest-looking Demons in the Makai.
Kurama: Hiei taking a shower
Kuwabara: :points to Cacti:
Cacti: ¬¬ Careful, buddy.
Yusuke: Michael Jackson
BZZZ
Cacti: Budget cuts for Yu Yu Hakusho would mean…
Hiei: Rose's are too expensive…Daisy Whip!
Kuwabara: Ladies and Gentleman, Hiei will now be played by the munchkin mayor from Wizard of Oz. Just ignore the high-pitched voice.
Kurama: cough Uh, sorry, folks, we didn't have enough money for special effects in the fight scenes. Just ignore the fact Yusuke's holding up a blue flashlight…and Kuwabara has a plastic lightsaber. Oh, and while you're at it, try and pretend they aren't making the "woosh" noises themselves.
Cacti: All right kiddos, that sums it up for now…we'll be back (hopefully) after a lovely lil' commercial break. Kurama's woosh line credit goes to Rowena. And remember…
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