Chapter 1: The Plan

(A/N: Hello minna-san! This is my first Naruto fic! Teehee, I'm so excited. Lolz. Well, it's going to be yaoi, no doubt about it. Oh yeah and my disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but the story plot is mine! Well, I hope you guys enjoy the fic and please R&R!)

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The wind blew north, as the leaves scattered along, finally become one with the weightless air. The trees were freshly green and the sky was heavenly blue. Cherry blossoms bloomed everywhere, as the petals are at the point of dropping. The ground was smooth and soft, as the town was peaceful and silent. Spring has come.

Although it was the type of day to admire the wondrous scenery and beautiful landscape of Konoha village, school must be attended and never skipped. You can say that it's a requirement that must be done by all students of all ages, even though it would have been such a nice day to go outside.

The Chuunin exam had ended with satisfying results and chances to show off everyone's new abilities and strength. It was just the time of the year to improve on knowledge other than physical strength and it just happened to take place in spring.

"Argh, this sucks.." Naruto groaned, as he slouched in his seat. He had hesitated whether or not to ditch class, but it was a requirement and a step to become hokage. He had to go to school. It was a must.

Naruto groaned and moaned to satisfy his unhappiness. He had arrived to class early and was one among five other students. He stretched on the table out of boredom and shifted his head to see what time it was.

"Ten more minutes.." Naruto put down his head in his arms, as he decided to get some sleep. But then he couldn't sleep. Sleep doesn't come to you when you want it too, it happened to come naturally. He gave up on sleeping, as he heard two running footsteps.

"Ah-hah! I got here first, Ino!"

Naruto's head bolted up with delight. A sweet lovely angel walked into the room. Swaying her disappointing, yet beautiful, short pale pink hair. She walked back straight with her head tilted high. She was a woman of determination and strength, not to mention smart. Her outfit suited her of a red Chinese-like outfit and black shorts. She was his girl. Naruto's girl.

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto rose, as he waved his hand furiously. Although her back was facing him, he continued to wave, trying to reach her attention.

"It's no doubt that you cheated poor Sakura. Oh look, your lover's calling out to you!" Ino pointed at the furiously waving Naruto.

Sakura, a bit annoyed at the fact that a person that she did not like, liked her, calmly walked up to the poor loving boy.

"Good morning Naruto.." Sakura greeted through clenched teeth, as she vowed that she would be a bit kinder to the poor fox demon cursed boy, even though deep inside her heart, she was a bit peeved at the sight of him.

"Good morning Sakura-chan! How are you this morn-" Naruto was suddenly cut off by squeals of delight. He looked up to see the classroom filled and a crowded bunch of girls at the door, just to see that among them happened to be Sakura.

"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun!"

Naruto was angered, annoyed, and not to forget to mention, jealous. For all his life, this mere mortal had destroyed his love life. He was the idol of each girl and the key to open and melt each girl's heart. It seems as if he was a walking god worshipped by every female human.

"Good morning..Naruto-kun.."

"Hmm?" Naruto looked up to see Hinata blushing, as she sat besides him.

Well, maybe not EVERY female human.

"Morning.." Naruto smiled slightly, as he was still disappointed at the fact that Sasuke had stole his love interest, FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

"What's wrong?" Hinata asked, still blushing furiously.

"Ehh, nothing." Naruto grinned uneasily, as the class was soon to begin.

"I'm going to sit next to Sasuke-kun!"

Naruto heard the voice of Sakura, as she sat on the right of Sasuke.

"I'm sitting on the other side!" Ino cried out, as she took a seat, leaving a huge disappointment to the other girls.

Naruto groaned in disappointment once again, loud enough for other's to hear.

"What's the matter with you Naruto! Show some cheerfulness!" Sakura cried out.

"B-but..Sakura-chan.." Naruto pouted. He had just enough of it. It was time to defeat Sasuke and regain his pride.

Class had ended with yet another boring lesson on the history of hokages. Although it was quite amusing to learn of each of the famous hokage's embarrassing moments. Naruto decided to train a bit before he would go home, but something had been bothering him in the back of his mind. A thing that had been itching to reach him.

To defeat Sasuke.

Naruto sat on a nearby log, as he pondered what to do. Sasuke was never really interested in any of the girls, right? He could care less how Sakura or Ino would confess their feelings for him.

"What a bastard.." Naruto commented to himself. He thought hard and hard to think up of a plan that would satisfy his overly pondering mind. What would be a great plan? What would succeed in defeating Sasuke? What the hell was his weakness?

Naruto looked to the other side to see a couple of age 17 walking beside a lake. He listened intently to their conversation, mainly out of boredom and a source of amusement.

"Hey, if I was taken away, would you come and look for me?" The girl asked, as she twirled around.

"Of course. I will go search the ends of the world for you!" The guy cried out.

"But what if your best friend was taken away as well? Who would you save?" The girl asked.

The guy paused for a bit, but he didn't take too long to respond. "I would save you because.."

"Because?"

"I know my friend can take care of himself and I don't want to lose the one I love."

The girl smiled. "But don't you love your friend as well?"

"True. I love my friend as well, but a woman is a man's weakness, even my friend would agree with me."

"Why, you," the girl smiled, as the couple shared a kiss.

Naruto grinned furiously. A woman is a man's weakness? Then he thought up of a plan. A plan that will destroy Sasuke's pride and call out defeat.

It was the next day of school, as Naruto came early once again, hoping to find Sasuke. To his luck, he found Sasuke already in the classroom, reading a book.

"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto walked up to the boy, who still had his eyes glued to the book. Naruto swiped the book away from Sasuke's hands.

"Give it." Sasuke glowered with a terrifying glare in his eyes.

"Let's talk."

"Give it."

"After we talk."

"Give me the book or I'll kick your ass."

"Do you like girls?" Naruto asked bluntly.

"No."

"Do you like guys?"

"No."

"Do you like transgender?"

"No."

"Are you bi?"

"No."

"Then what the hell are you?"

"I'm normal."

"GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER!!" Naruto was getting annoyed, as his hand clenched the book tightly.

"To be honest, I'm not interested." Sasuke replied, as he reached for the book. Naruto continued to keep the book out of Sasuke's reach.

Naruto decided to go to Plan B. Driving information out of Sasuke was pretty hard.

"Hey, I like a girl and-" Naruto began.

"Yeah, Sakura."

"Okay, you got me there. I like a girl and I was wondering what type of girls you like, since Sakura really seems to like you, I was wondering why you don't like her back." Naruto hoped he would get something useful out of Sasuke.

"I don't like preppy girls. If a girl defeats me in a fight, I will recognize her higher than other girls and I will acknowledge her and demand a rematch, BUT, that is a very unlikely thing to happen for no one can be possibly stronger than me!" Sasuke smirked, as he snatched the book out of Naruto's hands. "Now get away before I seriously kick your ass."

"All right, dang," Naruto smiled. He surely had a plan and he would go with his plan after school.

Students piled in the classroom, as Naruto looked to the side to see Ino applying something to her face with a white sponge.

"Ino, what is that?" Naruto asked.

"Get away!" Ino snapped, as she snapped the case and placed it inside her school bag. Naruto shrugged, as he saw Hinata and decided to ask her what the queer substance was that Ino was applying to her face.

"Hey Hinata," Naruto walked up to her.

Hinata looked up in surprised. "Y-yes?"

"What's that stuff Ino put on her face?"

"Um, I suppose its powder. It helps cover blemishes and pimples.." Hinata explained quietly.

"Ohh, okay, thanks!" Naruto grinned. That powder could be a helpful addition to his plan. He walked up to Ino once again.

"Seriously! What do you want?" Ino cried out.

"Ino! Sasuke!" Naruto pointed to the side, as he used his fast reflex to grabbed the powder from her bag and place it quickly into his pocket.

"Where? I don't see him! You liar! Now get away!" Ino slapped his head. Naruto rubbed his head, as he grinned to himself.

Class was over, as Naruto quickly ran out of the building. He went slightly deep into the nearby forest to finally accomplish his plan.

His plan was to become a girl and make Sasuke fall in love with him.

Naruto grinned. He had everything ready. The make up, his sexy no jutsu, and his plans to make Sasuke fall in love with his female self, but there was one problem. He had no female clothes. Naruto grabbed his things and went to his house. He ran through his door into the lonely house. Naruto rummages through his closet to find a baby blue colored cloth. All he really needed was some rope. He finally found some rope and ran back outside to the forest he once was. It would be strange for the neighbors to see a girl coming out of the house.

Naruto did his sexy no jutsu, as he adjusted his appearance a bit by making himself look younger. Naruto looked a bit different than his usual appearance as sexy no jutsu. He happened to have shorter hair and decided to have it loose, since there was a rumor that Sasuke liked girls with long hair. Naruto wrapped the cloth around his body, as he tied it securely around his waist and above his breasts. He decided to keep his black boxers on, so perverts wouldn't peep on him, it would make him feel quite uncomfortable.

Naruto walked up to the lake and applied the powder to conceal his three strips on each cheek. He patted and patted his cheek with the sponge until there was no trace of the lines.

"Ah, so this is how I look without my marks," Naruto exclaimed, as he admired his reflection in the mirror. Then it was the time he would make his first appearance to Sasuke. Naruto knew exactly where he was.

Sasuke, as your typical number one rookie, was training in the other side of the forest. He knew that Naruto would be on the other side of the forest, so he took that side to mark his territory and as his training area. Sasuke decided to work on his physical strength to improve his skills and somehow overcome Rock Lee's strength. Sasuke decided not to use his chakra, as he broke wood with his own two hands, naked.

Sasuke heard some rustling, but ignored it, as he continued his training. Then he turned around to see a blonde hair girl, who looked amazingly familiar, but Sasuke couldn't point out where he saw her.

"You must be the famous Sasuke..kun!" The girl smiled at him.

To Sasuke, this girl seemed like another typical fangirl who came to find him and try to flirt with him, but this girl, he swore he had never saw her before.

"Who are you?" Sasuke asked.

"I am, um, I'm," Naruto thought. Who was he? "I'm Narut-, I'm Naru. I'm a distant not blood related cousin of Naruto."

"Naruto's cousin?" Sasuke murmured. "Well, what do you want?"

"I want to challenge you."

"A challenge?" Sasuke smirked. "It's a waste of time for you, go home and take care of your hair."

"Are you afraid that you're going to lose?" Naruto grinned.

"Look girl, I'm giving you a chance to run away. You do not want to fight me."

"I'm challenging you and I won't leave until this challenge is accepted."

Sasuke thought hard. He might as well defeat her and get it over with. "Fine. I accept your challenge."

"Good. Let's begin." Naruto smiled. It was going to be a worthwhile fight.

(A/N: So, what do you guys think? I'm not sure if I should continue this fic or not, well, please R&R! ^^)