Me and Nny, Talk Show Style!
Disclaimer: I don't own Johnny, Jhonen Vasquez does, YOU CAN'T SUE!
Onward to insane FUN!
Me: *sits at desk* Welcome to Insanity Tonight! *news show music* Today we are having one of my most favorite comic book characters on the show. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Johnny!
Nny: *pops into big cushy chair beside Me* WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!
Me: Now, Now, aren't we feisty!
Nny: *evil eye* Why have you brought me here?
Me: To answer my questions!
Nny: *looks at Me with annoyed look* Where is the door? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY KNIVES!?!?
Me: I didn't want you to kill me so I took them.
Nny: YOU WHAT? *gives long rant*
Me: *didn't hear anything Nny said, is humming stuff song*
Nny: *gets very, very angry, starts to strangle Me*
Me: You-choke-bastard-choke-get-choke-off-gag-me *pulls out stun gun, shoots Nny with it*
Nny: *goes limp*
Nny's fan club of girls: NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT THE @#$! DID YOU DO!
Me: Relax, I only stunned him, HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!
Fan club: We don't care! *attacks Me* Me: *screams like prissy girl and runs* (Author's Note: I'm a guy!)
Nny: *wakes up. still very angry, joins angry mob of girls*
Girls: *see Nny, all have hearts in eyes, start to hug Nny*
Nny: *has rude awakening* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams like prissy girl and runs*
Girls: *chase after Nny*
Nny: * escapes to alley behind studio, finds Me sitting on a box*
Me: Why are you here?
Nny: *collapses down into sitting position on ground* Angry mob of girls *shivers*
That's the end of chapter 1 stay tuned for chapter 2: the BRAIN FREEZIES!
Please R+R! Thanks!
Disclaimer: I don't own Johnny, Jhonen Vasquez does, YOU CAN'T SUE!
Onward to insane FUN!
Me: *sits at desk* Welcome to Insanity Tonight! *news show music* Today we are having one of my most favorite comic book characters on the show. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Johnny!
Nny: *pops into big cushy chair beside Me* WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!
Me: Now, Now, aren't we feisty!
Nny: *evil eye* Why have you brought me here?
Me: To answer my questions!
Nny: *looks at Me with annoyed look* Where is the door? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY KNIVES!?!?
Me: I didn't want you to kill me so I took them.
Nny: YOU WHAT? *gives long rant*
Me: *didn't hear anything Nny said, is humming stuff song*
Nny: *gets very, very angry, starts to strangle Me*
Me: You-choke-bastard-choke-get-choke-off-gag-me *pulls out stun gun, shoots Nny with it*
Nny: *goes limp*
Nny's fan club of girls: NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT THE @#$! DID YOU DO!
Me: Relax, I only stunned him, HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!
Fan club: We don't care! *attacks Me* Me: *screams like prissy girl and runs* (Author's Note: I'm a guy!)
Nny: *wakes up. still very angry, joins angry mob of girls*
Girls: *see Nny, all have hearts in eyes, start to hug Nny*
Nny: *has rude awakening* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams like prissy girl and runs*
Girls: *chase after Nny*
Nny: * escapes to alley behind studio, finds Me sitting on a box*
Me: Why are you here?
Nny: *collapses down into sitting position on ground* Angry mob of girls *shivers*
That's the end of chapter 1 stay tuned for chapter 2: the BRAIN FREEZIES!
Please R+R! Thanks!