Me and Nny, Talk Show Style!

Disclaimer: I don't own Johnny, Jhonen Vasquez does, YOU CAN'T SUE!

Onward to insane FUN!

Me: *sits at desk* Welcome to Insanity Tonight! *news show music* Today we are having one of my most favorite comic book characters on the show. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Johnny!

Nny: *pops into big cushy chair beside Me* WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!

Me: Now, Now, aren't we feisty!

Nny: *evil eye* Why have you brought me here?

Me: To answer my questions!

Nny: *looks at Me with annoyed look* Where is the door? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY KNIVES!?!?

Me: I didn't want you to kill me so I took them.

Nny: YOU WHAT? *gives long rant*

Me: *didn't hear anything Nny said, is humming stuff song*

Nny: *gets very, very angry, starts to strangle Me*

Me: You-choke-bastard-choke-get-choke-off-gag-me *pulls out stun gun, shoots Nny with it*

Nny: *goes limp*

Nny's fan club of girls: NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT THE @#$! DID YOU DO!

Me: Relax, I only stunned him, HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!

Fan club: We don't care! *attacks Me* Me: *screams like prissy girl and runs* (Author's Note: I'm a guy!)

Nny: *wakes up. still very angry, joins angry mob of girls*

Girls: *see Nny, all have hearts in eyes, start to hug Nny*

Nny: *has rude awakening* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams like prissy girl and runs*

Girls: *chase after Nny*

Nny: * escapes to alley behind studio, finds Me sitting on a box*

Me: Why are you here?

Nny: *collapses down into sitting position on ground* Angry mob of girls *shivers*

That's the end of chapter 1 stay tuned for chapter 2: the BRAIN FREEZIES!

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