Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda Ocarina of Time. And neither does Billy Bob
the pillow. So there.
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Raru: Oh crap! We have to get ready, we don't have time!
Ruto: What's wrong, Raru?
Raru: A VISIT FROM ZELDA! INSPECTION!
All: *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Saria: *inhales some powder*
Saria: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Impa: SAVE THE CHICKENS!
*crickets chirp*
Impa: *shrugs*
All: *resumes screaming*
Suddenly, everything falls silent!
Zelda: *in Professor Umbridge voice © * Hello everyone!
All: *dully* Hello, Zelda . . .
Zelda: I can't hear you!
All: Hello Zelda!
Zelda: Very nice! Now, I have something special for you today!
Ruto: Did Link come along?!
Zelda: *eyes become like windmill dude as adult* FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!!!
Ruto: Forget you, then.
Zelda: Ruto, go to time out!
Ruto: No!
Zelda: Yes!
Ruto: NO!
Zelda: YES!
Ruto: NOOOOOOO!
Zelda: Just shut up and stand in the corner.
Ruto: *flicks her off behind her back*
Zelda: Okay, everybody, today I have with me a dictionary!
*crickets chirp*
Raru: Crap, I knew I forgot something. Link took our last bottle of insecticide. Something about skulltula . . .
Raru: Aren't skulltula arachnids?
All: --U
Zelda: If you don't all shut up soon, I'll decide that you aren't mature enough to handle my surprise.
All: *shut up*
Zelda: Very good! I now have with me the most amazing, wonderful, spectacular . . .
FIVE DAYS LATER:
Zelda: Incredible . . .
Raru: Get to the point!
Zelda: Mango!
Saria: You mean you don't have candy?
Zelda: No.
All: *sigh and wander off*
Zelda: But it's a blue Mango!
Saria: Your point?
Zelda: A blue mango from the sacred tree of which came the OCARINA OF TIME!!!
All: WOW!!!
Ruto: *comes back from corner* Hold on . . . The ocarina is a carved fruit?
Saria: Yeah . . .
All: WOW!
Zelda: What?
Raru: They just AGREED!
Zelda: Wonderful girls! Friendship is a great thing! I'm so glad to see you have solved your internal conflict!
Saria: It's her fault.
Ruto: Was not!
Saria: Was too!
Ruto: WASNOTWASNOTWASNOT!
Saria: WASTOOWASTOOWASTOO!
All: --U
Zelda: Anyway . . .
Ruto: I SAID the Ocarina of Time is actually a carved fruit?!
Zelda: Why, yes. I thought everyone knew that! An ocarina is typically defined as a carved vegetable that can be played like a flute.
All: Ooooooooo . . .
Raru: Overachiever . . .
Zelda: ^________________^
Darunia: *walks in with six McDonald's Happy Meals* Hey everybody, I'm back!
All: *bowing down to blue mango*
Darunia: What the #$&%$?
Link: Yo dogs!
All: *bowing down to blue mango*
Link: Dude, what's going on? Ruto? Saria?
Ruto and Saria: *continue to bow with glazed look in eyes*
Link: *turns to only remotely sane looking one in room* Yo, bro, what's shakin'?
Darunia: I . . . don't . . . know! I came in and they were all worshipping the fruit.
Link: Why the fruit, dog?
Darunia: It is derived of the sacred tree of the Ocarina of Time!
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm deathly allergic to mangoes! I'm DOOOOOOOMED!!! *breaks out in boils*
Darunia: It is the dreaded mango cult! AIEEEEEEEEEE!
Link and Darunia: *run in circles*
All: *bow down to the mango*
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Raru: Oh crap! We have to get ready, we don't have time!
Ruto: What's wrong, Raru?
Raru: A VISIT FROM ZELDA! INSPECTION!
All: *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Saria: *inhales some powder*
Saria: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Impa: SAVE THE CHICKENS!
*crickets chirp*
Impa: *shrugs*
All: *resumes screaming*
Suddenly, everything falls silent!
Zelda: *in Professor Umbridge voice © * Hello everyone!
All: *dully* Hello, Zelda . . .
Zelda: I can't hear you!
All: Hello Zelda!
Zelda: Very nice! Now, I have something special for you today!
Ruto: Did Link come along?!
Zelda: *eyes become like windmill dude as adult* FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!!!
Ruto: Forget you, then.
Zelda: Ruto, go to time out!
Ruto: No!
Zelda: Yes!
Ruto: NO!
Zelda: YES!
Ruto: NOOOOOOO!
Zelda: Just shut up and stand in the corner.
Ruto: *flicks her off behind her back*
Zelda: Okay, everybody, today I have with me a dictionary!
*crickets chirp*
Raru: Crap, I knew I forgot something. Link took our last bottle of insecticide. Something about skulltula . . .
Raru: Aren't skulltula arachnids?
All: --U
Zelda: If you don't all shut up soon, I'll decide that you aren't mature enough to handle my surprise.
All: *shut up*
Zelda: Very good! I now have with me the most amazing, wonderful, spectacular . . .
FIVE DAYS LATER:
Zelda: Incredible . . .
Raru: Get to the point!
Zelda: Mango!
Saria: You mean you don't have candy?
Zelda: No.
All: *sigh and wander off*
Zelda: But it's a blue Mango!
Saria: Your point?
Zelda: A blue mango from the sacred tree of which came the OCARINA OF TIME!!!
All: WOW!!!
Ruto: *comes back from corner* Hold on . . . The ocarina is a carved fruit?
Saria: Yeah . . .
All: WOW!
Zelda: What?
Raru: They just AGREED!
Zelda: Wonderful girls! Friendship is a great thing! I'm so glad to see you have solved your internal conflict!
Saria: It's her fault.
Ruto: Was not!
Saria: Was too!
Ruto: WASNOTWASNOTWASNOT!
Saria: WASTOOWASTOOWASTOO!
All: --U
Zelda: Anyway . . .
Ruto: I SAID the Ocarina of Time is actually a carved fruit?!
Zelda: Why, yes. I thought everyone knew that! An ocarina is typically defined as a carved vegetable that can be played like a flute.
All: Ooooooooo . . .
Raru: Overachiever . . .
Zelda: ^________________^
Darunia: *walks in with six McDonald's Happy Meals* Hey everybody, I'm back!
All: *bowing down to blue mango*
Darunia: What the #$&%$?
Link: Yo dogs!
All: *bowing down to blue mango*
Link: Dude, what's going on? Ruto? Saria?
Ruto and Saria: *continue to bow with glazed look in eyes*
Link: *turns to only remotely sane looking one in room* Yo, bro, what's shakin'?
Darunia: I . . . don't . . . know! I came in and they were all worshipping the fruit.
Link: Why the fruit, dog?
Darunia: It is derived of the sacred tree of the Ocarina of Time!
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm deathly allergic to mangoes! I'm DOOOOOOOMED!!! *breaks out in boils*
Darunia: It is the dreaded mango cult! AIEEEEEEEEEE!
Link and Darunia: *run in circles*
All: *bow down to the mango*
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So, what did you think? Review away!