Disclaimer: JK Rowling's Characters!
Notes on this chapter: Sorry this sucks so bad people.. The next chapter
will hopefully be better..
Cast: Albus Dumbledore - Host
Harry Potter - contestant
Hermione Granger - contestant
Ronald Weasly - contestant
Draco Malfoy - contestant
Pavarti Patil and Lavender Brown - Instruments
Dumbledore: "Good evening and welcome to The Wizard's Who's Line is it Anyway! Tonight we have Mr. Potter who in the past has fought of Lord Voldemort" [everyone in the audience gasps] "Many times!" [Harry looks at the camera and lifts up his bangs to show his scar] "Next we have the beautiful Miss Granger who is, if I must say, one of the smartest people who goes to Hogwarts!" [She smiles, blushes, then takes a sip of pumpkin juice.] "Next, we have Mr. Weasly, who is Harry's best friend and sidekick in action!" [Ron turns away from the camera and then looks back with Bertie Botts every Flavor beans in his mouth.] And last, the talented Mr. Malfoy! [He looks up at the camera and grins] "Sorry folks can't really find anything to say about Mr. Malfoy accept the fact that he is talented. Anyway.Let's go have some fun!" [He runs down from the audience and goes to sit at his desk] "Welcome to Who's Line. This is the show where we do fun stuff and give out points. But the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter. They are just like Harry's new socks." [Dumbledore looks around and sees Harry's socks]
Harry: "Hey! I like my socks! Dobby made them for me!"
Dumbledore: "Anyway, welcome to the show! Our first game tonight will be..." [Looks at card] "Ah yes! The first game is Props! This is for all four of you. Yes, why don't we have Draco and Harry. Then Hermione and Ron. Here are your props." [He hands Ron and Hermione a two pieces of wood that look like the have been broken. Then he gives Harry and Draco a hula hoop] "And when you are ready, go ahead and start."
[Harry takes the hula hoop and puts it around his wrist then looks at Draco] : "I think its to big.. Instead of Extra Large.. maybe you should try a small."
[Buzzer]
[Ron looks at the wood than Hermione] : "I broke my wand again."
[Buzzer]
[Draco takes the hula hoop then tries to toss it around Harry. When he misses he says] : "Man.. I knew playing Horse Shoes with a Hula Hoop was a bad idea!"
[Buzzer]
[Hermione tries to do nun-chucks with the wood] "It doesn't work very well."
[Buzzer]
[Harry takes the Hula Hoop and kneels infront of Draco] : "Will you marry me?"
[Buzzer numerous times]
Dumbledore: "Great Job everyone! That was great! 10 points to all of you. Remember.. The points don't matter!! Alright, to the next game!"
Cast: Albus Dumbledore - Host
Harry Potter - contestant
Hermione Granger - contestant
Ronald Weasly - contestant
Draco Malfoy - contestant
Pavarti Patil and Lavender Brown - Instruments
Dumbledore: "Good evening and welcome to The Wizard's Who's Line is it Anyway! Tonight we have Mr. Potter who in the past has fought of Lord Voldemort" [everyone in the audience gasps] "Many times!" [Harry looks at the camera and lifts up his bangs to show his scar] "Next we have the beautiful Miss Granger who is, if I must say, one of the smartest people who goes to Hogwarts!" [She smiles, blushes, then takes a sip of pumpkin juice.] "Next, we have Mr. Weasly, who is Harry's best friend and sidekick in action!" [Ron turns away from the camera and then looks back with Bertie Botts every Flavor beans in his mouth.] And last, the talented Mr. Malfoy! [He looks up at the camera and grins] "Sorry folks can't really find anything to say about Mr. Malfoy accept the fact that he is talented. Anyway.Let's go have some fun!" [He runs down from the audience and goes to sit at his desk] "Welcome to Who's Line. This is the show where we do fun stuff and give out points. But the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter. They are just like Harry's new socks." [Dumbledore looks around and sees Harry's socks]
Harry: "Hey! I like my socks! Dobby made them for me!"
Dumbledore: "Anyway, welcome to the show! Our first game tonight will be..." [Looks at card] "Ah yes! The first game is Props! This is for all four of you. Yes, why don't we have Draco and Harry. Then Hermione and Ron. Here are your props." [He hands Ron and Hermione a two pieces of wood that look like the have been broken. Then he gives Harry and Draco a hula hoop] "And when you are ready, go ahead and start."
[Harry takes the hula hoop and puts it around his wrist then looks at Draco] : "I think its to big.. Instead of Extra Large.. maybe you should try a small."
[Buzzer]
[Ron looks at the wood than Hermione] : "I broke my wand again."
[Buzzer]
[Draco takes the hula hoop then tries to toss it around Harry. When he misses he says] : "Man.. I knew playing Horse Shoes with a Hula Hoop was a bad idea!"
[Buzzer]
[Hermione tries to do nun-chucks with the wood] "It doesn't work very well."
[Buzzer]
[Harry takes the Hula Hoop and kneels infront of Draco] : "Will you marry me?"
[Buzzer numerous times]
Dumbledore: "Great Job everyone! That was great! 10 points to all of you. Remember.. The points don't matter!! Alright, to the next game!"