Me: For some really weird reason, you people actully LIKE this fanfic...
Ivan: I know... It's sooo weird...
Felix: Yeah... Next to Golden Sorrow and Tears for Kalay, this fanfic was her best one to be reviewed...
Zidane: And do you want to know what the weirdest part is?
All: Yeah!
Zidane: Someone asked her to make another chapter about this stuff!
All: * gasps *
Cloud: Woah! I can't believe that people would want her to update... The world just gets weirder and weirder...
Me: Hem, hem! ... God I've got to lay off the Harry Potter for a while... Do you mind? If you don't have nothing nice to say-
All but her: DON'T SAY IT AT ALL!
Me: ...No, If you don't have anything nice to say, shut-up or I'll chuck you out! Now bug-off or go have a lie down.
Link: Umm...
Me: Yes?
Link: I think you should really lay off the Harry Potter... Your starting to use terms from the book...
Me: Soo? * holds up 300 pound, 6 feet tall, axe.*
Link: ummm... nothing!
Me: good idea...
Hiro: Where did you get that?
Me: Get what?
Dart: The giant axe.
Me: I Borrowed it from Kongol...
Dart: Which means...
Ivan: She took it without asking and now hes going to wonder where it went...
* Sure enough, Kongol comes in to the room, scratching his head. *
Kongol: Kongol wants to know if you see Kongol's axe.
All: NO!!
Kongol: Fine, Kongol go look somewere else...
* He leaves *
Me: OK, lets get on with this... I think I'll go on with the weird thing... I might repeat things that I've said before, but, Think of this as a review...
1) Your Party will always have the same kind of stats.
Some one in your party will have a high attack stat and a low speed stat. A girl in your party will have a high speed stat and a low defense stat, plus she'll have lots of healing magic. There will be somebody that as a good mix of all the stats, that person will most likly be the hero. There will be somebody that as good magical defense and attack but sucks in regular attack and defence. I can go on and on about stats but you get the point.
2) Your party will always have more boys then girls.
For some reason, most of the RPGs have more boys then girls and when a girl does enter, she will be the healer and she will be the easyist to kill. This really gets to me, so thats why I was happy when I played Lunar II. because, There are more girls then boys, The second best attacker is not a boy, but a girl, the healer in the party is a boy. This rocks!
3)The story behind the RPG will always be the same.
The story the will always be just about the same. You play the hero, he leaves home and one member of his family back at his house. Over time he learns more about the main villain and gets more party members and in the end, they win and the their world is saved.
4) The disappearing of people.
For some weird reason, all the people in your party will always be away for sight, unless something happens that makes them appear.
5) The reappearing people.
When something happens that makes your people reappear, they will always just suddenly pop out from the person you move around, how they got there is anyones guess, and then when its done they disappear right back into the hero again.
Ivan: Yeah that is weird...
Me: You do it!
Ivan: Well, its not my fault that Isaac is the person that the people that control!
Isaac: Hey its not my fault! The people just love me!
Felix: Me too!
Cloud: Ditto!
Zidane: 'Yo!
Hiro: Yeah!
Garet: YOU! Don't get to be in that group!
Hiro: Why?
Garet: Because your party doesn't disappear! They always follow behind you!
Hiro: Don't hate.
Me: Can we get back to the story now people!
Link: Hey you did that on yourself!
Me: Huh?
Link: Your running out of things, so your having them talk while you think!
Me: ... Don't make me hurt you...
Link: I'm not scared of you.
Ivan: You should.
Link: Why?
Garet: Because she's well know for her creatively.
Link: Whys that a bad thing?
Isaac: Because right now shes thinking of a why to hurt you and its going to be cruel and unusual.
Link: Your kidding right?
Ivan: Wish we were.
Me: Ohhh Link...
Link: Get away from me! * turns and runs away *
Me: What? I was just going ask him if he wanted a cookie...
All the others: heh heh heh!!!
Me: Did you scare him!
All: Yes...
Me: Wow... I gotta try that in Golden Sorrow... Anyways... back to the story-ish thing!
6) Talkative people.
In most storys the people do more talking in fighting. I don't really have a joke about this but it really gets to me.
7) Leveing of hell.
For some reason the makers of RPGs find it quite fun to watch people watse hours and hours of time getting their butts kicked so they can beat some boss guy.
8) Fazeing light.
Note: Thank you Mr. Jupiter for this one. How the hell does lighting get in the houses and things without blowing a hole in the roof? Does the roof have some kind of build in spell that maeks lighting go throught roofs? Its a weird world, that of video games...
9) Size matters.
How about when you go in a cave, I mean the ones that you go in on the gameboy. you just go in a hole and all of a sudden, you've got this huge place that, if logic was real to the makers of video games, wouldn't be there. How the hell did it all get there?
10) I feel special.
How about when you enter a place filled with monsters and you have to fight them, but sometimes you run into other people and THEY don't look like they had to fight monters. They act like there just talking a hike.
11) Other randomness.
And their are loads of other stuff that RPGs have in common but I'm going to let you have the fun of finding them out.
Garet: Gee... you really did run out of ideas!
Me: Shut-up.
Garet: Why?
Me: Because I have a cruel and unusual idea that I will make you do if you don't.
Garet: Shuting up.
Me: Good.
Ivan: La-la-laaa!
Isaac: Why are you so happy...?
Ivan: Because my Kitsune is a fbm!
Link: I think we all got that before you told us.
Ivan: How?
Felix: Her pen name in ' Ivan's Kitsune' I think that says it all.
Me: Don't hate. Review y'all!
Ivan: I know... It's sooo weird...
Felix: Yeah... Next to Golden Sorrow and Tears for Kalay, this fanfic was her best one to be reviewed...
Zidane: And do you want to know what the weirdest part is?
All: Yeah!
Zidane: Someone asked her to make another chapter about this stuff!
All: * gasps *
Cloud: Woah! I can't believe that people would want her to update... The world just gets weirder and weirder...
Me: Hem, hem! ... God I've got to lay off the Harry Potter for a while... Do you mind? If you don't have nothing nice to say-
All but her: DON'T SAY IT AT ALL!
Me: ...No, If you don't have anything nice to say, shut-up or I'll chuck you out! Now bug-off or go have a lie down.
Link: Umm...
Me: Yes?
Link: I think you should really lay off the Harry Potter... Your starting to use terms from the book...
Me: Soo? * holds up 300 pound, 6 feet tall, axe.*
Link: ummm... nothing!
Me: good idea...
Hiro: Where did you get that?
Me: Get what?
Dart: The giant axe.
Me: I Borrowed it from Kongol...
Dart: Which means...
Ivan: She took it without asking and now hes going to wonder where it went...
* Sure enough, Kongol comes in to the room, scratching his head. *
Kongol: Kongol wants to know if you see Kongol's axe.
All: NO!!
Kongol: Fine, Kongol go look somewere else...
* He leaves *
Me: OK, lets get on with this... I think I'll go on with the weird thing... I might repeat things that I've said before, but, Think of this as a review...
1) Your Party will always have the same kind of stats.
Some one in your party will have a high attack stat and a low speed stat. A girl in your party will have a high speed stat and a low defense stat, plus she'll have lots of healing magic. There will be somebody that as a good mix of all the stats, that person will most likly be the hero. There will be somebody that as good magical defense and attack but sucks in regular attack and defence. I can go on and on about stats but you get the point.
2) Your party will always have more boys then girls.
For some reason, most of the RPGs have more boys then girls and when a girl does enter, she will be the healer and she will be the easyist to kill. This really gets to me, so thats why I was happy when I played Lunar II. because, There are more girls then boys, The second best attacker is not a boy, but a girl, the healer in the party is a boy. This rocks!
3)The story behind the RPG will always be the same.
The story the will always be just about the same. You play the hero, he leaves home and one member of his family back at his house. Over time he learns more about the main villain and gets more party members and in the end, they win and the their world is saved.
4) The disappearing of people.
For some weird reason, all the people in your party will always be away for sight, unless something happens that makes them appear.
5) The reappearing people.
When something happens that makes your people reappear, they will always just suddenly pop out from the person you move around, how they got there is anyones guess, and then when its done they disappear right back into the hero again.
Ivan: Yeah that is weird...
Me: You do it!
Ivan: Well, its not my fault that Isaac is the person that the people that control!
Isaac: Hey its not my fault! The people just love me!
Felix: Me too!
Cloud: Ditto!
Zidane: 'Yo!
Hiro: Yeah!
Garet: YOU! Don't get to be in that group!
Hiro: Why?
Garet: Because your party doesn't disappear! They always follow behind you!
Hiro: Don't hate.
Me: Can we get back to the story now people!
Link: Hey you did that on yourself!
Me: Huh?
Link: Your running out of things, so your having them talk while you think!
Me: ... Don't make me hurt you...
Link: I'm not scared of you.
Ivan: You should.
Link: Why?
Garet: Because she's well know for her creatively.
Link: Whys that a bad thing?
Isaac: Because right now shes thinking of a why to hurt you and its going to be cruel and unusual.
Link: Your kidding right?
Ivan: Wish we were.
Me: Ohhh Link...
Link: Get away from me! * turns and runs away *
Me: What? I was just going ask him if he wanted a cookie...
All the others: heh heh heh!!!
Me: Did you scare him!
All: Yes...
Me: Wow... I gotta try that in Golden Sorrow... Anyways... back to the story-ish thing!
6) Talkative people.
In most storys the people do more talking in fighting. I don't really have a joke about this but it really gets to me.
7) Leveing of hell.
For some reason the makers of RPGs find it quite fun to watch people watse hours and hours of time getting their butts kicked so they can beat some boss guy.
8) Fazeing light.
Note: Thank you Mr. Jupiter for this one. How the hell does lighting get in the houses and things without blowing a hole in the roof? Does the roof have some kind of build in spell that maeks lighting go throught roofs? Its a weird world, that of video games...
9) Size matters.
How about when you go in a cave, I mean the ones that you go in on the gameboy. you just go in a hole and all of a sudden, you've got this huge place that, if logic was real to the makers of video games, wouldn't be there. How the hell did it all get there?
10) I feel special.
How about when you enter a place filled with monsters and you have to fight them, but sometimes you run into other people and THEY don't look like they had to fight monters. They act like there just talking a hike.
11) Other randomness.
And their are loads of other stuff that RPGs have in common but I'm going to let you have the fun of finding them out.
Garet: Gee... you really did run out of ideas!
Me: Shut-up.
Garet: Why?
Me: Because I have a cruel and unusual idea that I will make you do if you don't.
Garet: Shuting up.
Me: Good.
Ivan: La-la-laaa!
Isaac: Why are you so happy...?
Ivan: Because my Kitsune is a fbm!
Link: I think we all got that before you told us.
Ivan: How?
Felix: Her pen name in ' Ivan's Kitsune' I think that says it all.
Me: Don't hate. Review y'all!