AN Oh, and yeah…I realize that Snape could likely do some sort of magic to restore his robes or something, but not in this story. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. Right, and obviously this story does not go with novel or movie canon, so it's an AU.

Thanks to all those who have reviewed! (sorry for the long wait…this hopefully will be updated every now and again) Oh! And if any of you have any idears for ways for Snape to improve just drop them in the review. Also…I have no idea who his 'girl friend' could possibly be. Thanks again and enjoy!

"I mailed Leo back you-know-who's robes," Lavender explained the next morning, "told him to burn them."

Parvati nodded, "good." She spread concealer under her eyes, the girls hadn't realized how late they had in fact returned to their dorm. She shuddered at the thought of Snape and sneaking into his room. "Never, ever again." She vowed.

They both did their best not to make a mad dash for the dining room, they were eager to see Snape and his new robes. They each settled down at the table and looked up to the teachers table.

"Blast," Lavender muttered, "he's not even there!" Just as the words left her lips a silence fell over the dining hall. Parvati grabbed Lavender's hand and they both turned to gape with the rest of the staff and students of Hogwarts.

It was truly amazing what a little colour did for the usually pallid professor. The deep crimson robes brought out the colour in his cheeks and contrasted sharply with his dark hair.

Realization rippled through the students.

"Holy shite—"

"Is that—?"

"What happened?"

"Snape."

Lavender and Parvati scooped large helpings of eggs onto their plates and tried to conceal their smiles.

Snape did not look pleased, in fact he looked absolutely livid when he heard the whispers and surprised exclamations of the students his face turned nearly the same colour as his robes.

Parvati cleared her throat, "Leo didn't happen to label his robes did he?"

The two girls watched as Snape spoke to Dumbledore who was trying to keep from smiling.

It was just after Divination that Parvati spotted Professor McGonagall, she clutched Lavender's arm.

"OW," Lavender wrenched her arm away, "What—?"

Parvati turned her pale face towards her friend, "he did label his robes!" She shrieked, "do you know what this means!? This means that Professor Snape knows we stole his robes! He knows we got into his bedroom. HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING"

"Merlin's beard!" Lavender clapped her hands onto Parvati's shoulders. "Pull yourself together!"

Parvati's face was turning a deep shade of red and it looked like she was about to faint. "PULL MYSELF—"

Lavender yanked Parvati against the wall, silencing her mid sentence "are you mad? We'll just play it cool."

Prof. McGonagall cleared her throat, "excuse me ladies."

"Yes?" Parvati squeaked.

"Would you please come with me."

Parvati looked about to faint and Lavender took her about the shoulders, "of course," she flashed a wining smile at the transfiguration professor. "What's this about?"

"I'm sure both of you were present today at breakfast."

They both nodded.

"And I'm sure you both noticed Professor Snape's new robes."

"What does that have to do with us Professor?"

"Well," if Parvati wasn't hallucinating she could have sworn that McGonagall's eyes were twinkling, "it just so happens that Prof. Snape's robes were stolen."

Lavender gasped in a way that perhaps a bit too theatrical.

"And it also just so happens that the robes had the name Leo Brown stitched into the hem." McGonagall narrowed her eyes, "you two wouldn't happen to know anything about Prof. Snape's robes being stolen would you?"

Both girls shook their heads, "no." The replied in tiny voices.

By that time they reached the dungeons they could hear Snape's thunderous yelling from his classroom.

"I WANT THEM EXPELLED THIS MINUTE!"

Parvati flinched.

"Now Now, Severus, calm down--"

"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!" He slammed his fist down on his desk and Parvati jumped. He looked up and saw the two quaking fourth years. If looks could kill the Wizarding world would never had needed the Dark Lord Voldemort.

Albus Dumbledore turned to the two terrified girls, "hello," he said smiling brightly, "won't you two sit down." It was as if Prof. Dumbledore were asking them to tea, not into the dungeons of Hogwarts. "I assume Prof. McGonagall explained the situation."

Lavender nodded, "yes."

Severus stood up suddenly and his chair clattered to the floor, "I KNOW IT WAS—"

Dumbledore sighed, "sit down Severus!"

Severus growled made a sort of harrumph noise in the back of his throat and picked up his chair.

"I think what we have here is—"

"A CASE OF EXPULSION—"

"To be quite frank, if these girls somehow managed to sneak into your room and steal your robes I'd say they did the school a favor!" Dumbledore held out his hand, his eyes twinkling with mirth. "Now would please take a deep breath and calm down?"

Severus Snape's mouth opened and closed a few times, but no sound came out. He looked at Dumbledore almost as if he were about to cry. "Now Professor Snape, detention of course will be given for being out of dorm after curfew, but as for expulsion…I'd say that's not necessary in this case, if—" He looked at Lavender and Parvati, "these two girls promise to never do it again."

"We promise sir!" Parvati blurted, "honestly we've learned our lesson, we are very bad girls and will never do anything like that ever—" Lavender clapped a hand over her best friends mouth.

"If that's all Sir…"

Professor Snape finally managed to find his voice again, "IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT."

Lavender froze, her eyes wide with fright.

Snape sneered at the look on her face, "I must insist upon giving this detention myself."

"Of course Severus, now girls get off to class, you're already late!"

The two girls stood and practically ran out the door

"Miss. Brown and Miss. Patil," Snape called coolly, just as the two girls reached the stars.

They turned.

Snape chuckled, "I'm going to make the two of you wish you'd never meddled in my life…and also…I'm taking sixty points from Gryffindor."

(Snape is a bad, BAD man!)

"Sixty points from Gryffindor!?" Parvati wailed.

"Don't worry, it will all be worth it in the end."

"All be worth it in the end? I thought this was the end!"

Lavender snorted, "oh no. We've just begun."

Parvati snorted in retort, "oh have we? Well I think I've had my share of being rebellious Lavender—"

Lavender sighed.

"What?"

Lavender simply shook her head.

"Well what is it?"

Lavender looked at Parvati, "are you honestly going to stop now? Just when we've started."

"Are you honestly off your nut? Gone 'round the twist? BLOODY MAD?" Parvati took control of her voice, "I'm not sure about you," she began in a low whisper, "but I'm not too excited about having a week's worth of bloody detentions with Professor Snape. In fact I'd rather like to go throw myself to the giant squid!"

Lavender sighed, "you are far to melodramatic for your own good. Don't you trust me?"

Parvati looked reproachfully at her best friend. "I'm not so sure anymore."

"Well, we'll just have to be more careful next time—namely we mustn't get caught."

"You really are mad, I can't believe you're honestly going to go on with this."

"Well…" Lavender paused, "I guess I am mad." And with that she flipped her hair over her shoulder and made her way down the hall.

Parvati could do nothing but stare after her.

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