I do not own Harry Potter, if I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfics =P
Please don't mind if the characters are being out of character, this is for pure enjoyment and laughs and also, don't mind comments, I don't really mean them.I think.
Whenever it's that time of the month for me, I always wonder how it is for other people in other places where they don't have what we have here. So, one day, my friends and I were discussing about that time for us, and so my friends (being the Harry Potter freaks they are) said "Hey! What about those girls in Hogwarts, what happens to them when they get their periods?" "Hey yeah! What does Hermione do and what do the guys say about it?"
~*dedicated to Carla and Kayla-Jo, who gave me the idea for this crazy fic*~
The Gryffindor common room was as noisy and crowded as usual, some girls flirting with the boys, and vice versa, some just relaxing in the coolness of spring breeze flowing through the open windows, and some.just studying, like a certain trio, by the corner of room.
"Utinam barbaray sputiam popruim-- Oh I don't know! What's this thing supposed to be for anyway?" Ron groaned as his head met the table surface out of boredom and frustration.
"It's Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! And it directs anything negative coming your way back at who ever sent to towards you, now get it right! You're starting to get ME frustrated!" Hermione grumbled, looking as if she were to break her wand in half.
Harry raised an eyebrow at her with a look of concern on his face, "Hermione, what's wrong? You don't seem like yourself today."
Hermione sighed slouching over placing a hand on her cheek, "Oh, it's nothing-" CRASH! A huge crash landed in front of them. And it was none other than Neville, he grinned, his toad, Trevor, was caught squarely between his hands.
Neville laughed nervously keeping a good grip on Trevor, "He-hey guys, what's up?"
Fists slammed on the desk as Hermione showed her great annoyance, "Great! I'll have to re-organize this whole thing again!"
Ron blinked at Hermione's sudden outburst. Just then, something clicked in his mind, "Oh.I get it," he said in a barely audible whisper. That's right folks, Hermione's on her period! (And Ron's about to make it worse)
Neville blinked as well and turned towards Ron trying to keep his voice low, "Geez, what's with her?"
A small chuckle came from Ron as he snickered in a semi-whisper, loud enough for Hermione to hear, "Oh, it's just THAT time of the month, PMS-ing you know!" Neville's eyes grew wide. (Argh, why do guys say that when they know we're mad? JUST WHY?!)
Hermione jumped up knocking her chair to the floor as her face became immediately inches away from Ron's, "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH?!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
The whole Gryffindor common room fell into complete silence as they stared at her.
Hermione's face grew as red as a tomato as she sunk back into her chair, the crowded room slowly coming back to life.
"Oh Ron." Harry chuckled, putting his hand over his mouth stifling a laugh, "That wasn't right, but, ha, it was funny."
"You don't know how hard it is putting up with this every month! I'd put a stop to it if I could, but there's nothing for it! YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING IF YOU WERE A GIRL!" (That's right!!) Hermione pouted crossing her arms as the redness faded from her face. Neville took this cue to leave.
"Oh GEEZ Hermione it can't be as bad as you say it is!" Ron rested back on his chair still with a goofy kind of grin on his face.
"Yeah Hermione, it's just a little blood," Harry said, as plainly as possible. (oh PUH-LEASE! How would you know? *cough*dorkwad*cough*)
Hermione grumbled something as she clenched her fists, "Oh! You! OH!" she ran up to her own room, leaving the two slightly confused boys behind.
PMS. hey girls, don't it suck?
She slammed the door, knowing no one else was around and collapsed on her bed, clutching her stomach. "Ow.Ow." she sighed and mumbled and groaned. Hermione pulled enough strength and set up a small place by her bedside and lit a fire, putting a kettle filled with water over it.
"I hate my period, I hate my period, I hate my period." (Yeah, don't we all) Hermione muttered as she reached for a hot water bottle and a box of chocolates and a note attached to it:
"Dear Hermione,
I know how horrible cramps can get and hopefully this will help you through and remind you of home.
With love,
Mom"
Hermione smiled and nodded her head as she took a bite out of a caramel filled bit of chocolate, "Thanks Mom, I'm glad you sent these." The kettle whistled and she put the note in her drawer in her bed stand. Hermione felt a little better already as she started to fill up the hot water bottle with the thoughts of home on her mind.
She plopped back on her bed, but then sat up straight as she felt books at her backside, "Ow! Geez!" Hermione slid off the books on her bed and lay down on her stomach. A side of a bright green book caught her eye in the midst of her dull colored schoolbooks.
"Hmm.It must be Ron's." She reached over and pulled the book out of the small pile. "Jokes and Pranks for All Ages and REVENGE." Hermione read as an idea and a spark of vengeful hope came to her.
She flipped through the book and finally found it: "THAT Time of the Month Invoker - For boys now! (Girls use only)"
Hermione giggled as she read over the spell. Oh, how revenge is sweet!
How is that? This is my first shot at a Harry Potter fic. I hope you people out there got a few giggles out of that! Please review! I'd like to know how I'm doing! And please give me a few pointers! I'd really appreciate that!
Oh, and the spell that they were studying, translates to "May barbarians invade your personal space!"
(PS, sorry this chapter was a little short, and I'm so sorry if it's so crappy, this was written especially for my friends =P )
(PSS, oh, and please excuse my calling Harry a dorkwad, but, wouldn't you want to call any guy a dorkwad after they say your period is "just a little blood"? .....yeah, thought so)
Please don't mind if the characters are being out of character, this is for pure enjoyment and laughs and also, don't mind comments, I don't really mean them.I think.
Whenever it's that time of the month for me, I always wonder how it is for other people in other places where they don't have what we have here. So, one day, my friends and I were discussing about that time for us, and so my friends (being the Harry Potter freaks they are) said "Hey! What about those girls in Hogwarts, what happens to them when they get their periods?" "Hey yeah! What does Hermione do and what do the guys say about it?"
~*dedicated to Carla and Kayla-Jo, who gave me the idea for this crazy fic*~
The Gryffindor common room was as noisy and crowded as usual, some girls flirting with the boys, and vice versa, some just relaxing in the coolness of spring breeze flowing through the open windows, and some.just studying, like a certain trio, by the corner of room.
"Utinam barbaray sputiam popruim-- Oh I don't know! What's this thing supposed to be for anyway?" Ron groaned as his head met the table surface out of boredom and frustration.
"It's Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! And it directs anything negative coming your way back at who ever sent to towards you, now get it right! You're starting to get ME frustrated!" Hermione grumbled, looking as if she were to break her wand in half.
Harry raised an eyebrow at her with a look of concern on his face, "Hermione, what's wrong? You don't seem like yourself today."
Hermione sighed slouching over placing a hand on her cheek, "Oh, it's nothing-" CRASH! A huge crash landed in front of them. And it was none other than Neville, he grinned, his toad, Trevor, was caught squarely between his hands.
Neville laughed nervously keeping a good grip on Trevor, "He-hey guys, what's up?"
Fists slammed on the desk as Hermione showed her great annoyance, "Great! I'll have to re-organize this whole thing again!"
Ron blinked at Hermione's sudden outburst. Just then, something clicked in his mind, "Oh.I get it," he said in a barely audible whisper. That's right folks, Hermione's on her period! (And Ron's about to make it worse)
Neville blinked as well and turned towards Ron trying to keep his voice low, "Geez, what's with her?"
A small chuckle came from Ron as he snickered in a semi-whisper, loud enough for Hermione to hear, "Oh, it's just THAT time of the month, PMS-ing you know!" Neville's eyes grew wide. (Argh, why do guys say that when they know we're mad? JUST WHY?!)
Hermione jumped up knocking her chair to the floor as her face became immediately inches away from Ron's, "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH?!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
The whole Gryffindor common room fell into complete silence as they stared at her.
Hermione's face grew as red as a tomato as she sunk back into her chair, the crowded room slowly coming back to life.
"Oh Ron." Harry chuckled, putting his hand over his mouth stifling a laugh, "That wasn't right, but, ha, it was funny."
"You don't know how hard it is putting up with this every month! I'd put a stop to it if I could, but there's nothing for it! YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING IF YOU WERE A GIRL!" (That's right!!) Hermione pouted crossing her arms as the redness faded from her face. Neville took this cue to leave.
"Oh GEEZ Hermione it can't be as bad as you say it is!" Ron rested back on his chair still with a goofy kind of grin on his face.
"Yeah Hermione, it's just a little blood," Harry said, as plainly as possible. (oh PUH-LEASE! How would you know? *cough*dorkwad*cough*)
Hermione grumbled something as she clenched her fists, "Oh! You! OH!" she ran up to her own room, leaving the two slightly confused boys behind.
PMS. hey girls, don't it suck?
She slammed the door, knowing no one else was around and collapsed on her bed, clutching her stomach. "Ow.Ow." she sighed and mumbled and groaned. Hermione pulled enough strength and set up a small place by her bedside and lit a fire, putting a kettle filled with water over it.
"I hate my period, I hate my period, I hate my period." (Yeah, don't we all) Hermione muttered as she reached for a hot water bottle and a box of chocolates and a note attached to it:
"Dear Hermione,
I know how horrible cramps can get and hopefully this will help you through and remind you of home.
With love,
Mom"
Hermione smiled and nodded her head as she took a bite out of a caramel filled bit of chocolate, "Thanks Mom, I'm glad you sent these." The kettle whistled and she put the note in her drawer in her bed stand. Hermione felt a little better already as she started to fill up the hot water bottle with the thoughts of home on her mind.
She plopped back on her bed, but then sat up straight as she felt books at her backside, "Ow! Geez!" Hermione slid off the books on her bed and lay down on her stomach. A side of a bright green book caught her eye in the midst of her dull colored schoolbooks.
"Hmm.It must be Ron's." She reached over and pulled the book out of the small pile. "Jokes and Pranks for All Ages and REVENGE." Hermione read as an idea and a spark of vengeful hope came to her.
She flipped through the book and finally found it: "THAT Time of the Month Invoker - For boys now! (Girls use only)"
Hermione giggled as she read over the spell. Oh, how revenge is sweet!
How is that? This is my first shot at a Harry Potter fic. I hope you people out there got a few giggles out of that! Please review! I'd like to know how I'm doing! And please give me a few pointers! I'd really appreciate that!
Oh, and the spell that they were studying, translates to "May barbarians invade your personal space!"
(PS, sorry this chapter was a little short, and I'm so sorry if it's so crappy, this was written especially for my friends =P )
(PSS, oh, and please excuse my calling Harry a dorkwad, but, wouldn't you want to call any guy a dorkwad after they say your period is "just a little blood"? .....yeah, thought so)