Disclaimer: Kimmi doesn't own anything!
Kimmi: I do! I own my life, my friends and family… AND I OWN YOU MR. DISCLAIMER!
Disclaimer: 0__o;; Oh, dear…
Kimmi: Indeed, that is the title… Just a few notes before we start… Firstly, Gemini is my Yami
Gemini: Hello!
Kimmi: And my Millenium item is the Millenium Scrunchie!
Gemini: Don't mind any insane things she says… She is a very disturbed little child!
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Kimmi: Well, this seems so quiet… Where is everyone?
Gemini: I think they're coming in 3… 2…
Everyone (except Gemini & Kimmi) Comes rushing in
Gemini: HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Gets trampled by everybody except Kimmi)
Kimmi: Whoo-hoo!!!
Tea: Friends…
Gemini: You say anything about friendship…
Kimmi: And she'll burn you… Honestly, she WILL!
Gemini: Fire is my best friend… ^___^
Yugi: Oh, dear…
Kimmi: ACTIVATE THE LIGHT! (OH, DEAR light goes on)
Gemini: You love that light don't you?
Kimmi: No! I love… either Bakura… Marik… Yami… Tristan… Duke (when he comes here)… or Joey!
Bakura: Me?
Marik & Yami: Not another crazy fan…
Tristan: I told you Tea! I am loved!
Joey: Huh? 0__o
Yami Bakura: I'll rule the world! Give me your Millenium Items
Kimmi: (holding her Millenium Scrunchie) You ain't getting this!
Y Bakura: Why not?
Kimmi: Because… It won't suit you!
Gemini: Great answer…
Kimmi: -__-;;
Marik: Anyway, you won't rule the world you feeble tomb robber… I WILL!!!
Gemini: You decided yet?
Kimmi: No… My choice depends on what reviewers say…
Gemini: Yeah! That's why you peeps MUST R&R!!!
Yugi: So, what's going on now?
Joey: FOOD TIME!!!
Tristan: I agree with Joey!
Kimmi: Oh, dear… Gemini… the light…
Gemini: (turns on OH, DEAR light) I think we should keep this on… knowing you always say 'Oh, dear!'
Kimmi: It's a phase I'm going through! And I must question now how this can be funny…
Gemini: When crazy people disrupt fictional characters lives, it's always funny!
Yami: You're not necessarily disrupting our lives
Kimmi: I KNEW IT!!! No matter what I do, I'm just not good enough!
Yami: O…K…
Y Bakura: You know what you need? BLOOD, DEATH, DESTRUCTION!!!
Gemini: Umm… We're trying to keep this show clean!
Kimmi: That's why you see anonymous people cleaning the stage!
Y Bakura, Yami & Gemini: 0___o;;
Kimmi: Never mind that last comment… It's full of cheese!
Joey: (Pops in from kitchen) Who said cheese?
Tristan: (Pops in after Joey) I like cheese!
Gemini: I bet you would!
Bakura: (Bitch-slaps Gemini) NEVER GAMBLE!!!
Tea: You just bitch-slapped her?
Bakura: (Bitch-slaps Tea) You got a problem with that?
Marik, Yami, Y Bakura, Gemini, Duke, Mokuba & Seto: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Kimmi: When did you three get here? (Points at Duke and Kaiba brothers)
Duke: I just used the back door!
Tea: There wasn't a back... Oof! (Gets hit by Bakura)
Kimmi: Go Bakura! Whoooooooo!!!!!!!!
Jerry Springer (Jerry): Alright, here what is the problem?
Gemini: Jerry, as much as we love ya and so on… You're really not needed here!
Jerry: Fine then! Don't come crying to me if this man cheats on ya with his sister's best friend! (Pointing at Joey)
Joey: How do ya know my sister?
Jerry: Umm… (Shifty faces & then disappears)
Seto: Whoa! Does that mean your sister's going out with Jerry?
Joey: O___O
Kimmi: Mokuba, take your brother away!
Mokuba: Okay, Kimmi! (Takes Seto away)
Kimmi: I like having power!
Gemini: We gotta stop the show soon!
Kimmi: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine then, Gemini, you gotta do the whole R&R though!
Gemini: Fine!
Kimmi: Fine!
Gemini: Fine!
Kimmi: Shut up and do the R&R thingy!
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Gemini: Remember… If you don't R&R, Kimmi could have YOUR man! Do you want that to happen?
Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Gemini: I would have thought so… Now grab your man before she does!