I thought this one up late one night. Enjoy.

I don't own Transformers Armada so don't sue me.

The Legs Have a Mind of Their Own

"I'm bored and it's raining outside," Cobalt weakly exclaimed as she spun around in her computer chair. Day or night, rain or shine, the weather was always the same in the Autobot's base. But even then, she could still tell if it was raining or sunny out without taking a step outside of the base. "I wonder what everyone else is doing?" She rode her hoverboard out of her transformer sized room and speeded down the cooridor to the target room.

"Nothing interesting, funny or out of the ordinary going on here," she said as she watched Red Alert and Smokescreen compete with each other to shoot at the moving targets. After a few minutes of watching, she boarded her hoverboard and rode out of the room unnoticed. She rode her hoverboard for awhile over to a balcony that overlooked where the five other kids had a card table and chairs set up.

"Nothing from the usual going on here," she observed. Alexis, who was riding Grindor, was chasing Carlos, who was riding Sureshock, around the room about something. Rad, Highwire and Billy sat at the table, watching the two. Fred who sat with them just continued to complain about how hungry he was as he always did, but the three did not seem to listen to him. Getting more bored than she already was, Cobalt glided away and made her way down to the battle simulation and obsticale course room.

She watched as Hotshot spared with Blurr and Scavenger taught Sideswipe a few things in fighting. It was interesting to watch, but she could watch them whenever she wanted; they did this almost every day. Not feeling like watching today, she rode her hoverboard of find the last two mechs, Jetfire and Optimus, and see what they were doing.

She glided soundlessly to a stop when she saw both Jetfire and Optimus at the largest space in the base, the warpgate launching dock. 'What could they be doing?' she thought. Jetfire looked to be like he was pleading Optimus to do something. Cobalt decided that she should probably take out her digital camera and record this. Knowing there was enough power and memory to record for 30 minutes, she started recording.

"Please Optimus, please can we link up please?" pleaded Jetfire with his fingers interlocked together.

"Why do you want to link up Jetfire?" questioned Optimus with his hands on his hips.

"I just do, please?" now he's on his knees.

"Oh alright, what harm could come from it," he droped his hands to his sides. "TRANSFORM AND COMBINE!" they combined to form Jet Convoy. "Alright Jetfire, now why did you want to-," he tries to walk, but finds that he can't. "Jetfire, why did you cut off the circuits that enable me to walk?" he put his hands on his hips again.

Jetfire did not say anything but starts tapping his right foot.

"Jetfire," he says, sounding annoyed.

"Oh boy, I get the feeling that I was in the right place at the right time," says Cobalt off screen.

Jetfire then starts doing the CanCan, Optimus waves his arms and body around to keep from falling down from Jetfire's erratic dancing.

"Someone help me," cried Prime. Jetfire stopped dancing just then. "Are you finished?" he put his hands on his hips, again.

"No way, I'm just getting started."

"Oh boy," he mumbles, it's almost inaudible.

Jetfire then runs out of the warpgate, carring Optimus with him, "Whoooo hoooo!" he cries. Cobalt is following close behind on her hoverboard, still recording unnoticed.

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"Someone help me."

Both Blurr and Hotshot stopped sparring and looked up, listening to hear anything else, as did Sideswipe and Scavenger. Thinking it was nothing, they were about to continue what they were doing when they heard:

"Someone help me! Jetfire has possessed my legs!"

"What the heck?!" exclaimed Hotshot. The four of them and their minicons stuck their heads out to look into the cooridoor, just as Optimus ran by waving his arms around. Cobalt flew by on her hoverboard a second later, following him with her camera in hand. The four Autobots and their minicons followed her.

"What's going on Cobalt?" asked Scavenger.

"All I know is Jetfire was begging Optimus to combine with him to do this," she informed him, still recording.

"And what's 'this?'" asked Blurr.

"He took control of the legs, Jetfire is basically taking Optimus wherever he wants, Optimus can't walk for himself," she replied.

"Why would he be doing this?" wondered Hotshot.

"I don't know why, recording it can't be it because even though I happened to be in the right place at the right time with the right equitment; I had no prior knowledge that this was going to happen."

As we came near the balcony overlooking the table belonging to the kids, Jetfire stopped running and turned Optimus around to face them. The five kids stoped what they were doing and looked up at them.

"Jetfire, why did you take control of Optimus' legs?" Scavenger demanded to know.

"For the last time people, they're MY legs, NOT his."

"Okay, we get it, but why Jetfire?"

"Why? This is why," he jumped over to us and...

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What did he do?! I don't have a clue! Oh and I hate Wheelie just so you know. I need some ideas, remember, Jetfire has control of the legs, but it looks like Optimus is the one doing it. It just seems funnier that way. Please review!

Cobalt