Disclaimer:  I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho... or anything therein.  I do not own Taco Bell, and their little dog, too.  I do not own El Gwapo, SouoftheSavior does.  He's insane.  I don't own the Afflack duck... AFFLACK does... duh.  Most of this came from an IM conversation Pierce and I had… that's scary, ne?  So I have to give half-credit to her, since it is due, and otherwise she'd glaymore me into who-knows-what!  Oh, and I quoted "Surf Ninjas"... so see if you're all smart and know where!

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     *as the reader enters, Draith can be seen sitting with a circle of sheep, all baa-ing and seeming to be discussing something rather important*

     Draith:  See sheepses?  I TOLD you it would work... My powers are beyond all stoppage ability now!  Mwa ha!  I told you, taking control of the cloning factory was the best thing...  You didn't believe me... now there's 200 of you where one stood last...  Poor Sam... where IS he anyways...

     *all of the sheep baa*

     Draith:  Oh, yes, of course, ALL of you ARE sam!!  *giggles insanely, and starts putting numbers on the sheep's backs, as they file past her and towards a darkened doorway*  Go, my sheep!  Go confuse the people trying to sleep!  Bwa hahaha!!  With these repeated numbers, and fractions, and decimal numbers with repeating places, they shall NEVER rest!!  My evil plan is unthwartable!!  MWA HAHAHA *cough*, Mwa ha *gag*  Mwa *choke*...  ha.

     *looks up to see reader*  You REALLY don't listen do you... I distinctly said, "Don't read this."  But, noo-ooo!!  You!  You little beast! You entered!!  Baa!  Baa I say!!!  *all the sheep run away towards the doorway*  Do your deeds, sheepses!!!

     For I, your founder and wondrous cloner-thing-person-or something, shall now punish these horrible listeners with a bout of the most random insanity that makes absolutely no coherent sense even when played backwards on a sit-and-spin with a chicken squawking the words to 'Ave Maria"!! 

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You HAVE been warned....

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     Draith runs down the hall... and jumps into a big bright glowy portal thinger.  "You'll never catch meeeee!!!!"  She disappears, and when she does, the reader - that's YOU kids - is frozen in place, and can only SEE HEAR AND .. smell?  what's going on, but cannot move, or touch, or for the love of Bob TASTE what's going on. 

     I mean, come on, TASTE?!  What kind of fic do you think this is?!?!?! 

     Draith appears out of the portal in a white padded room.  She looks around, and nods her approval.  "Purrrfect starting grounds!  Now for some entertainment!"  She pushes a panel in the wall, and suddenly Pierce appears, falling from a hole in the ceiling that honestly wasn't there a minute ago.

     Pierce thumps on the floor, face down.  She gets up with an oof-ing sound, and glares at Draith.  "Halfling, there had better be a bloody darn well absolutely wonderfully AWESOME reason for this, I was taking a NAP, chikuso!!"  She makes a face at Draith that could scare the elderly.  Or, anyone.

     Draith chuckles, and points at the reader - still you, folks - and laughs maniacally.  "I've got them, Pierce!  I've really got them!  They're here! They are reading!  It's 2am!  Or SHOULD be, as I told them not to read it, but said if they DID it has to be two a-"  Draith stops talking as Pierce's fist has made a mysterious type of contact with her face.  Well, perhaps not THAT mysterious.

     "Shut it, Draith."  Pierce looks at the reader.  "So.... what are your plans?  And when in the four winds of time-travel did you come up with THIS place?"

     Draith gets up.  "Well..."  she says, tottering on her feet a bit.  "I suppose I should bring at least one Yu Yu Hakusho character in soon, or else they're going to yell at me for not writing fan fiction, only messing with their minds..."  she scratches her head in annoyance. 

     Pierce sighs.  "Must I do EVERYTHING myself, halfling?"  She walks over, and presses on a spot on the wall, and Hiei and Kurama suddenly materialize into the room.  "Hey, they materialize, and I fell from the sky?  How is THAT fair?!"

     Draith looks at the now angry Fae, "Eh heh... Hi boys!"  She waves enthusiastically at the newly arrived bishis. 

     Kurama looks at her, and smiles.  "Hello, Draith-chan.  Nice to see you again.  Glad to see you are having fun, and writing again... what's it about this time?"

     Hiei looks around.  "Hn."

     Draith giggles.  "Well, it's about... INSANITY!!!"  She runs over and glomps Kurama. 

     Pierce sees this, and sighs, walking over the pry the girl from the poor fox.  "Don't glomp the bishis, Draith... TORTURE THEM!!"  An evil gleam appears in Pierce's eyes as she says this, and she uses her glaymore on Hiei and Kurama.

     Hiei looks down and, to his horror, discovers that he is now clad in a pink prom-style dress.  "Onna!  How DARE you!!"  He snarls at Pierce.  "You WILL pay if you do not turn this back IMMEDIATELY!"

     Draith giggles.  "Wow, Hiei!  A whole sentence and a half, and not one hn!  I'm so proud!"  She hugs him... then quickly backs away as she is nearly sliced and diced six ways from Sunday by Hiei's pretty katana.

     Kurama yells.  Yes, he yells.  He can yell.  "PIERCE!  WHY would you DO this?!  I already have too many people mistaking me for a girl!"  To his absolute terror, Kurama has been fitted with a nice little black dress...  and looks all too good in it. 

     Pierce giggles.  "Because it's FUN!"  She proceeds to chuckle as the boys try to get the dresses off, only to realize glaymore doesn't WORK that way, and they can actually touch the material.  "See? You couldn't get them off if you had a pack of wild dogs attack you!"

     As if on cue, a pack of wild dogs runs towards, around, and then past them, yelping and barking.  Draith watches, looking shocked.  Pierce's eyes widen. "Whoa... weird..." Pierce says.

     Draith shrugs.

     Following, er, chasing rather, the wild dogs is a small pack of rather large hyenas... lead by a particularly menacing looking hyena with... a... bandanna?

     "El Gwapo?" Pierce asks as he approaches. 

      The hyenas yell - and, of course we all know that Hyenas speak in Spanish accents... that will help -  "Run little pig-dogs!  El Gwapo rules!!"  This all takes place in about 5 seconds, and the ground shakes after all of the canine creatures have passed.  Suddenly, the big bandanna-wearing leader returns to stand, salute, and say, "Yo quiero Taco Bell!"

      Pierce giggles.  "Hasta la taco!" she yells back, giving the peace sign.

      Before leaving, the Hyena winks at them all, saying, "Vote El Gwapo for senator!"  He then runs off, yipping. 

     Kurama and Hiei both have amazingly shocked looks on their faces.  They turn to look at Draith accusingly.

     Draith sees this, and mistakes it for attention.  "Hey, I got two bishis lookin' at me, he- no, wait!  It's not MY fault!  I thought this void was clear, HONEST!  There were no hyena raids scheduled when I checked last!"

     Hiei scowls. "Of course it is your fault, pitiful halfling.  It is always your fault."

     Draith starts to cry.

     Kurama puts a comforting arm on her shoulder.  "Now Hiei, look what you've done, you've made her cry!"

     Suddenly a tiny Chihuahua comes running up, looks at everyone, looks at the cloud of hyena dust that still lingers, and angrily responds to El Gwapo's words of wisdom.  "That's MY line, man!"  He spits on the ground in front of Hiei, nearly getting himself sliced for dinner, and start moving away, yelling, "Come back here, Gwapo, y besa mi pollo!"  He runs off after the hyena pack, amazingly carrying a chicken for El Gwapo to kiss. 

     Kurama gets majorly freaked out, and walks over to the one wall, finding an all-to-convenient telephone sitting there.  He makes sure no one's watching, and begins to dial a number, hoping for a way out.

     Pierce spots him, and throws a dagger, expertly hitting the wall right beside the fox boy's head.  "Hey, you!  No using the phone!  Phone bad!  Phone evil!  Phone terrible!"

     Even as she says this, a telephone runs - how? - by, chanting an evil mantra.

     Pierce draws her other dagger, and Hiei unsheathes his pretty katana, both prepared to fight even an insidious telephone to the death.  "Ack!" Pierce yells.

     But the phone keeps on going... A duck follows shortly after, saying, "Afflack!  Afflack!  Evil telephone!!  Afflack!! Afflack!!!" and keeps waddling after the telephone.    Both run into the fading sunset that appears, and get burned.  Cuz, you know, the sun's hot...

     Hiei stares at this in near fear.  "What in the hells in this place, onna?" he looks at Pierce curiously.

     Draith runs, skips, jumps, and hops over just in front of Hiei.  She grins at him, a grin that would freak the living daylights out of any self-respecting brooding fire demon, or the elderly, they should fear her too.  "It's the room of the randomly insane happenings, Hiei!  We love you!  Come see us again soon!"  She proceeds to hop around the room on a natural - really, it's 'natural' - high... shouting off random insane things.

     "Oh!  Later today! Later today!  The sun will come out... later today!  But your bottom penny, that's… later today!" she sings, still bouncing.

     Kurama watches her, amused, until he gets struck by the author bug, and is suddenly forced beyond his will to sing along.  "Later today, later today, I love ya, later today, you're only an hour away!!"

     Hiei looks at Kurama like he's lost his mind.  Then he also gets stung by the insanity bug, and starts doing cartwheels and summersaults around the room, WHILE holding his pretty katana with one hand, and WHILE STILL being glamored in a prom-style DRESS!  Talented little fire demon.  Until he hurts his hand.  Which he doesn't.  Yet.  But he may.  If you watch long enough. 

     El Gwapo runs across their view once again, running the other direction, spitting out chicken feathers as he goes.  "Malo pollo!" he spits.  He then starts muttering... though no one can understand what he says.

     Kurama and Draith keep singing about later today, which won't be sunnier, because we just saw a fading sunset, but don't tell them that, shh!  Or they might send the sheepses after you with their pretty little numbers!

     Hiei continues doing gymnastic stunts around the room, until he lands on his own sword, and slices himself nastily.  "Kuso!" he yells.  See?  You should never play with knives, children. Because money can't BUY knives. 

    Pierce watches this all, wide-eyed and bushy tai--- er, well… wide-eyed anyways.  She wonders if this El Gwapo character has been sent by the pixies to further loosen her grip on sanity.

   The Chihuahua runs by again, the chicken, minus a few feathers, is on his back.  "See mano?  I TOLD you, you would kiss my chicken!!  Always trust a Chihuahua!"

   Pierce reverts to her small form, and goes to fly away....  FAR away.

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Draith:  Mwa hahaha!! They believed me!! They did, they did!  And those who didn't shall be burned at high tide on the grass stake, holding the jello pudding pops close to themselves, though it will do no good!  The blue monkeys have SPOKEN!!  You now know the awesome truth of the dairy mustard!  Fruit!  Fruit, I tell you, Fruit!  It shall be your downfall!! 

Next chapter, look for more insane fun, the duck returns, thunder speaks... and....  Ale?  Oh no…. don't give demons FAE ALE!!! 

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Ok, those of you who didn't catch it... "Money can't buy knives" was the quote from "Surf Ninjas," and I don't own it, so THERE!!  Hmph.  Please review, and tell me if I put you to sleep, scared you out of your wits, made you hate me, or anything...  and tell me if you want the next chapter!!

-Draith