I dun own Pokemon or Kirby blah blah blah blah BLAH...

On with the FIC!

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The crowd goes silent. Sir Kibble raises his cutter, and swings it at Kabu. Suddenly Kabu disappears, and re-appears behind Sir Kibble. The round little knight is surprised, but doesn't waste any time. He raises his cutter, and is charging it up, and it looks like Kabu is charging up an attack, too.

Charging, charging, charging...

CLICK!

"TIFF!" shouted Tuff. He turned around to see his older sister, holding the remote to the TV and smirking. "I was watching that!"

"TV is STUPID!" said Tuff's sister. "And anyway, Mom says ya gotta go ta BED! It's 11:00"

"But I get to be a KIRBEMON trainer tomorrow! I need to prepare for my journey! You know... Learn stuff about the battles!" Tuff complained.

"You? Try to lean something?" Tiff chuckled. "That's a first. Here, take this." With that, she handed her brother a rather thick book. "This'll teach ya all the stuff you need about battles and Kirbemon care."

Tuff sighed and took the book into his room. He lay on his bed, and began to flip through the book. He didn't read anything in it, however. He just looked at the pictures of the different Kirbemon and their attacks. Soon he fell asleep, and the book was open to a page with three Kirbemon: Burning Leo, Chilly, and Wispy Jr...

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"I choose you! Wispy Jr! Chilly! Burning Leo!" Tuff threw three PuffBalls into the air, each opening to reveal the different monsters. All three of them were very fierce looking, but completely obedient to Tuff.

Suddenly the person who was battling the Kabu on TV appeared before Tuff, and called out his Sir Kibble.

"Alright! Time to kick some-"

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"WAKE UP, TUFF!" a shrill voice shouted directly in Tuff's ear. The cappy instantly leaped into the air, and threw the nearest object at the source of the voice. The object turned out to be his alarm clock, and the owner of the voice turned out to be Tiff.

"Sheesh Tiff, what's the big idea? I gotta get some nice sleep if I wanna have enough energy for my journey!" he said, obviously annoyed.

"Yeah, but you also gotta get to the lab on time if you wanna even have a journey!" said Tiff, holding up the clock. 9:45.

"What the- GYAH! I'M LATE!" Tuff shouted. He darted out of the house, and sprinted to the lab. "Stupid Tiff! Why didn't she wake me up earlier?" He looked over his shoulder to look back at his house, but suddenly bumped into someone.

"HEY! Watch it, mop head!" said a rather snobby voice. Tuff instantly recognized it, and turned around.

"SpikeHead? What're you doing here?" That was a rather stupid question, but SpikeHead answered it anyway.

"To get a Kirbemon. I got the best one, of course!" the cappy replied.

"I bet ya the Kirbemon I'll get it gonna be better!" Tuff boasted.

"What Kirbemon?" asked another cappy, named Iro.

"Whadaya MEAN, 'What Kirbemon?'"

"They're all gone!" said Honey, another cappy.

"WHAT!??! It can't be!" Tuff darted into the lab. "PROFESSOR BLUSTERGHAST!"

"What is it- OH!" Tuff practically tackled the professor, then began to shake him by his collar.

"PLEASE don't tell me there's no Kirbemon left! PLEASE!"

"Fine, I won't tell you, then," joked the professor. "They were all taken by those three cappies that just left."

"NO!" shouted Tuff. "NO, NO, NO! There's gotta be at least ONE left!"

"Well... I do have ONE. But he's... shall we say... not the sharpest tool in the shed?"

"I don't care! Just give 'im to me!"

"Fine, fine..." Blusterghast said with a sigh. He pressed a few buttons on a nearby machine, and a PuffBall rolled out. The professor handed it to Tuff, who quickly opened it. There was a bright flash, then a small, round, pink creature appeared. "His name is 'Kirby'"

"WOW! He's so COOL!" exclaimed Tuff, picking up the creature. "Hi Kirby!"

Kirby blinked for a few seconds, then smiled. To him, Tuff looked like a big piece of ice cream. Kirby started to drool, and attempted to swallow the cappy, but only succeeded in stuffing his head in his mouth.

"Kirby is a rather odd Kirbemon that was just recently discovered," explained the professor as Tuff ran around in the background, trying to yank Kirby off his head. "This one currently has two abilities: Inhale and Copy. Inhale will make it swallow small monsters, and ONLY small monsters. Copy will copy his opponent's powers." Tuff finally pulled Kirby off of his head.

"Yeah, yeah, I hear ya."

"Now take these, and good luck!" The professor handed Tuff several PuffBalls and a flat, round, navy blue object.

"What's this thing?" asked the cappy, holding up the odd object.

"That," explained Blusterghast. "Is a MetaDex. It was invented by Professor Meta, who has mysteriously disappeared... Anyway, this device will explain everything you need on any Kirbemon. It's like a mini Kirbemon encyclopedia!"

"Thanks!" said Tuff. He turned to look at his new friend. "C'mon Kirby, let's go!"

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Tuff walked along a dirt path, Kirby following not too far behind. Tuff examined his MetaDex, opened it, and pointed it at Kirby.

"Kirby," stated the device in a deep voice. "This Kirbemon is a pink creampuff, and will eat almost anything."

"No duh," said Tuff as he snapped the device closed. Pocketing his MetaDex, he glanced over at Kirby. "Say, you should get in your PuffBall..." He took out Kirby's PuffBall, and tossed it at him.

Kirby watched the ball fly towards him, and opened is mouth. Instead of entering the ball, he swallowed it.

"Great..." muttered Tuff. Suddenly there was a light chirping sound, and a little yellow bird flew into the tall grass. "Hey, a Kirbemon!" Tuff whipped out his MetaDex, and pointed it at the bird.

"Chicky is a bird Kirbemon. It can fly quickly, and catch bugs with it's beak."

"Gee, a lot of help this thing is," Tuff grumbled. He put away the device once more, and grabbed Kirby. "Go get it, buddy!" He tossed Kirby into the air, and the creampuff landed directly next to Chicky. Kirby just stood there and blinked in confusion. "Come on! Attack!" Kirby blinked again, noticed a butterfly fluttering just behind Chicky, and ran off to chase it. "Guess the professor was right about Kirby not being very smart... Oh well. I don't need him! I'll get that bird by MYSELF!"

Tuff took a PuffBall out of his pocket and tossed it at Chicky. Once it hit, the ball opened, and sucked in the bird.

"YEAH! I did it! I did it!"The ball suddenly burst, and Chicky flew away. "... I blew it."

"Poyoh?" Kirby questioned. A butterfly wing was hanging out of the edge of his mouth. Tuff sighed, and picked up the creampuff.

"What am I gonna do with you?" Suddenly there was a loud squawking sound, and a large, white chicken flew in front of Tuff. The Chicky he tried to capture before flew behind the other bird. "What's with that bird?"

"Hennie is the metamorphed form of Chicky, and will attack anyone who tries to harm its young," stated MetaDex.

"...attack?"

"BBBWWAAWWWK!" screeched Hennie as she flew directly at Tuff.

"LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!" he shouted. With that, he grabbed Kirby and ran as fast as he could away from the hen Kirbemon.

A few other Hennies joined the other one, so Tuff had to outrun an entire FLOCK of birds, now! Kirby jumped out of his trainer's arms, and faced the group of birds.

"No, Kirby! You can't fight all those!"

"POYOH!" Kirby shouted as he jumped up to attack. However, the Hennies outnumbered him, and started to attack. After a beating from the birds, Kirby dropped to the ground.

"KIRBY!" shouted Tuff. He ran over to his friend, picked him up, and ran like heck away from the birds. "I'll get you to safety Kirby, don't worry!" Suddenly he skidded to a halt. A huge river was right in front of him. He looked back at the Hennies, then at the river. Tuff was no good at swimming, but he had no other choice, but to jump in.

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Tiff was fishing with her two Kirbemon, Lololo and Lalala.

"Caught anything yet?" she asked. The two creampuffs shook their heads. Tiff sighed and looked back into the water. "I wonder where Tuff is..."

"HEY!" shouted Lololo. He began to pull on his fishing pole, and Lalala and Tiff ran over to help. With their combined strength, the trio pulled out a cappy and a Kirby.

"...Tuff?" asked Tiff in confusion. "How did you-"

"No time to explain, Tiff! I gotta heal Kirby!" panted Tuff. Tiff looked at the injured creampuff in his arms.

"The nearest KirbeCenter is in the next town. Just over there," she said, pointing north.

"Thanks..." Tuff turned around, and saw the flock of Hennies still following him. "THEY'RE COMIN' BACK!" He continued to run as fast as his feet would carry him away from the birds.

"HEY! Wait a second!" shouted Tiff. She watched the birds fly just above her. "He's always getting himself in trouble..."

Tuff slipped on a puddle, and fell over. This gave the Hennies time to swoop down and attack.

"GYAH!" Tuff held Kirby to make sure he wouldn't get hurt. Suddenly, Kirby jumped out of Tuff's arms once more, and stood up to the birds. "You can't fight them, Kirby!" Kirby didn't listen, but opened his mouth and started to use his Inhale ability. "What the-"

While a few of the Hennies escaped Kirby's vacuum, the rest weren't so lucky. They were inhaled, and swallowed.

"Yeah! Ya did it Kirby! You beat 'em!" Kirby gave Tuff a weak smile, then collapsed. "Kirby? KIRBY!?!? What's wrong?"

"Hit point meter: 2 HP remaining," stated MetaDex. Tuff lifted Kirby up, and looked into the sky. That's when he noticed a huge multi-colored bird fly gracefully across the sky.

"What's that?" he asked, pointing MetaDex at the bird.

"Unidentified Kirbemon," it responded.

"Well, what do ya know, Kirby? We found a new-"Tuff paused suddenly, when he noticed that Kirby had passed out. "Oh yeah..." He sighed, and watch the bird disappear into the clouds.

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That took forever to write. Hope ya enjoyed the first chapter. Tell me what ya think, and REVIEW!