Hey! Sorry it took a while to update, I was working on another fic....
Hao: Excuses....Excuses.....
Me: Shut up & go away.
Hao: *Twitch* *Leaves*
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Hao: Hello everyone, & welcome to--Aw screw it!
Audience: O.o;;
Panther: Hao-sama~!!
Hao: *Hides* *Finds himself in front of DA's torture chamber* *Finds DA in front of him* Ko-konnichiwa...?
DA: Hao? What the hell are you doing here?
Hao: Kamisama....Onegai tasukete....Onegai.....
DA: Lemme repeat the question: What are you doing here?
Hao: Well, you see.... I'm hiding from Panther.
DA: Whhhyyyy?
Hao: DAMMIT SHE LOCKED ME UP IN HER ROOM!! SHE....LOCKED.....ME.....UP.....AFTER.....THE.....LAST.....CHAPTER....!!!
DA: O.o;; Anyway, we've got a new guest, please welcome--
???: Hi! I'--*Trips* *Falls on her butt*
DA: *Sweatdrop* Daijoubu?
???: Hai!! I'm fine! I'm fine!! *Gets up* *Dusts off highschool uniform skirt* Hello!!
Audience: HELLO!! um...
???: JSF!
Audience: HELLO, JSF!
JSF: Hai! *Sees Amidamaru* *Bows respectively*
Amidamaru: *Confused* *Bows also*
JSF: *Kneels down* Amidamaru-sama!! Is there anything I can serve you? You name it! I'll fetch it, do it, & sacrifice it!!
Amidamaru: O.o;;
JSF: Huh? Did I say the last part out loud?
Everyone: *Nod*
JSF: ^_^;; I thought so....
Meanwhile......
Panther: KOORI!!
Koori: Yes, mistress?
Panther: Have you seen Hao-sama? You can fly, so I'm sure you've seen him.
Koori: (The poor guy.... Better not tell her... Let see.....Excuse... Excuse....) Oh yeah! Um, he went to a-a-a.... Shop! Yeah, shop!
Panther: ^__^ Koori, you're not good at lying, are you?
Koori: -_-;; No.....
Angels: Ne, Pyron-kun, why does DA like to kill characters?
Pyron: Kill characters?
DA: *Is killing random characters from other animes for no apparent reason* MWA HA HA HA HA!!!
Pyron: I have...No idea....
DA: *Still on a killing spree* DIE!!
Keii: Wait, was that Sakuragi from Slam Dunk?
DA: MWA HA HA HA HA!!!
Lyserg: That's nothing, she has Marone from Tales of Eternia chained to a torture stretch table.-_-;;
Keii: O.o;;
Loppy: Manta-chan, you're so kawaai!!
Manta: Arigatou! ^__^
Loppy: Ne, how come Yoh & the others sometimes don't listen to you?
Manta: Good question!! I once warned Yoh not to eat the tengu mushroom, but nooo..... He thought it was a matsutake!! No one ever listens to the short encyclopedia guy do they?!!
Loppy: Wait....If Yoh ate a tengu mushroom, shouldn't he be dead?
Manta: Lucky for him, there was a clinic near by & he was saved so he lived happily ever after eating the rest of the roasted matsutake mushroom....But then again, he ate too much & ended up getting a stomach ache.
Loppy: ^__^; Interesting.....
Rei: Ren-sama~!!
DA: Another missing bishie?
Rei: Yep.
DA: Honestly, some guys are afraid of commitment....
Joruri: *Still squeezing Horo2x's neck*
Horo2x: *Still having a circulation cut, but man....He's still alive...Scary....*
Joruri: Joruri really likes Horo-chan!!
Keii: Don't worry....Everything'll be okay...I think....
Lyserg: I pray so....I pray so....T-T;;
Keii: ^__^;; Lyserg-ku sayang, you're really suffering huh?
Lyserg: Lyserg-ku sayang?
Keii: Means Lyserg my sweetie (Is that right?)
Lyserg: Language conquers all ^__^
JSF: Here's Yoh-sama, Amidamaru-sama!! *Brings in Yoh who is tied up with his mouth shut with a pineapple*
Amidamaru: Arigatou, JSF.
JSF: You SURE you don't want him to be told to do anything?
Amidamaru: No...
JSF: Sacrificed for anything?
Amidamaru: No!
Yoh: T-T Mmmph....Mumph....Fmmmph......
JSF: He said that the pineapple in his mouth hurts him. ^__^
Amidamaru: O.o;; Thank you, JSF, I'd like to talk privately with my master for a moment...
JSF: Anything I can get you?
Amidamaru: Um.... Maybe.... Just some tea & snacks.....
JSF: Hai ^_^ *Leaves*
Amidamaru: *Takes pineapple from Yoh's mouth*
Yoh: My...mouth...hurts....Can you please untie me & explain who that was?
Amidamaru: ^__^;; She's JSF, apparantly she worships me like a crazed nun who would worship her God.
Yoh: Ooookaaayy....
Amidamaru: I never had experience with rabid fangirls before...I need help....
Yoh: Try Ren, but he's hiding from one right now....
Rei: REN!! Did you say Ren???!!!! Tell me!! WHERE IS HE??!! *Shakes Yoh without mercy*
Yoh: ((((O__O)))) *Points to somewhere*
Rei: Thank you. ^__^ *Leaves*
Amidamaru: O.O Is Ren-san really hiding to where you pointed at?
Yoh: No....But I hadta stop her from shaking me....Advil....Need advil....
Rei: *Founds Ren* Ren-san!! Waaaii!! *Drags him out of his hiding place*
Ren: YOH!! KISAMA!!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR TELLING HER WHERE I WAS!!!
Yoh: But I didn't kno--
Rei: Arigatou, Yoh-kun!!
Ren: *Eyes twitch* *Glares at Yoh* *Gives him the finger*
Yoh: *Sweatdrops*
Rei: *Drags Ren with a smile* *Sings happily* *Dissappears into the horizon*
Amidamaru: That was just plain weird....
Yoh: O_O *Nod*
JSF: I'm BAAACK!!!
Amidamaru: *Sees snacks & tea*
Snacks: *Is a very expensive bulgarian chocolate* *Are high quality import melons* *Also high-class biscuits*
Tea: *Comes from England*
Teacups: *Has the royal family crest of the UK royal family*
Yoh: ((O_O))
Amidamaru: O.o;; Where you get all of this?
JSF: I *Borrowed* the teacups from the queen of England, the tea I got exclusively with the teacups & the snacks also came with the tea & teacups ^__^
Amidamaru: I....was expecting something more....'traditional'....
JSF: Oh, okay, but at least try them! I purposely took them from the queen!! Ooops....Did i say that out loud?
Everyone: *Nod*
Hao: Oi!! Has anyone known a good hiding place around he--
JSF: *Looks at Hao's earrings**Goes in a trance* Ooohh....Prettyyy....
Hao: Okay....I'm gonna slowly back away, & pretend I never saw this...
JSF: *Still staring at Hao's earrings*
Hao: *Runs to hide in DA's torture chamber*
Kororo: *Looks for Horo2x* *Founds him*
Joruri: Aaaa!! Kororo-chan!! How are you?
Kororo: *Nods happily*
Matsuzake: *Taps on Kororo's shoulder*
Kororo: *Plays with Matsuzake*
Joruri: Joruri really likes koroppokurus!!
Horo2x: Me too....
Joruri: ^____^ *Hugs Horo2x's neck again*
Horo2x: *Face turning into an unusual colour*
MEANWHILE, AT THE TORTURE CHAMBER.....
Panther: Hao!! Torture chambers aren't a very good place to be!! Well, DA's an exeption, but....Let's go!!
Koori: Misstress!! Be careful! These torture items are dangerous!! Don't fool around with them otherwise you're gonna hurt someone!!
Panther: *Sees spike bolted hammer* Cool! DA's got a lot of weird things in here!! *Drops it*
Spike bolted hammer: *Rolls to a row of thorned metallic armours*
Thorned metallic armours: *Falls on top of each other like dominoes* *Tips over a bunch of spears*
Bunch of spears: *Drops on top of Hao*
Hao: ((O_O)) *Is safe, but stunned with a spears's edge pointing at his neck & face*
Panther: ^___^;; Ooops?
Koori: Misstress.....You could've killed him!!
Panther: Are you okay, Hao?!
Hao: *Still stunned*
A FEW MINUTES LATER....
Faust: Don't worry, just a shock....He'll be out of it in a few minutes
DA: FAUST-SAMA!! ^_____________^
Faust: I've already got Eliza, thank you.
DA: ^____^;;
Panther: Arigatou, Faust-sama!!
Faust: Hai. *Leaves*
Hao: O_O NEVER....STAY....IN....DA's....TORTURE.....CHAMBER....AGAIN....
Panther: He's awake!! ^_____^ *Hugs Hao*
Hao: Can't....Move....
BACK WITH KEII
Keii: Lyserg!! Where's DA?
Lyserg: She's in--
DA: Yeah?
Keii: Ne, I wanna ask, weren't you suppose to take over the world?
DA: I still can't think up of anything...Yet *Evil smile*
Lyserg: O__O
Keii: Okay....
DA: In any case, has anyone seen my spike-bolted hammer?
Panther: Oh yeah, they should be somewhere near the tipped thorned metallic armours!
DA: *Goes back to torture chamber*
TORTURE CHAMBER.....
DA: Ah! Found it!! Time to try it on....
STUDIO....
Angels: Chocolove?
Chocolove: Hey! Got more jokes coming up!! Wanna hear?!
All: NO!!
Chocolove: Okay, here goes!
Angels: He's gotta be kidding me....
Chocolove: I always 'kid'
Loppy-chan: O.o;; that's just scary...
Joruri: Where's DA-san with her authoress powers when you need her?
DA: Someone called?
Special guests: *Whispers to DA*
DA: HAI!! *Sends Chocolove to a dark abyss with no toilet*
Hao: About time....
DA: ^__^;;
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Hao: You have a torture chamber?
DA: Yep.
Hao: You scare everyone, especially us, the SK crew....
DA: Don't I?
Hao: Excuses....Excuses.....
Me: Shut up & go away.
Hao: *Twitch* *Leaves*
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Hao: Hello everyone, & welcome to--Aw screw it!
Audience: O.o;;
Panther: Hao-sama~!!
Hao: *Hides* *Finds himself in front of DA's torture chamber* *Finds DA in front of him* Ko-konnichiwa...?
DA: Hao? What the hell are you doing here?
Hao: Kamisama....Onegai tasukete....Onegai.....
DA: Lemme repeat the question: What are you doing here?
Hao: Well, you see.... I'm hiding from Panther.
DA: Whhhyyyy?
Hao: DAMMIT SHE LOCKED ME UP IN HER ROOM!! SHE....LOCKED.....ME.....UP.....AFTER.....THE.....LAST.....CHAPTER....!!!
DA: O.o;; Anyway, we've got a new guest, please welcome--
???: Hi! I'--*Trips* *Falls on her butt*
DA: *Sweatdrop* Daijoubu?
???: Hai!! I'm fine! I'm fine!! *Gets up* *Dusts off highschool uniform skirt* Hello!!
Audience: HELLO!! um...
???: JSF!
Audience: HELLO, JSF!
JSF: Hai! *Sees Amidamaru* *Bows respectively*
Amidamaru: *Confused* *Bows also*
JSF: *Kneels down* Amidamaru-sama!! Is there anything I can serve you? You name it! I'll fetch it, do it, & sacrifice it!!
Amidamaru: O.o;;
JSF: Huh? Did I say the last part out loud?
Everyone: *Nod*
JSF: ^_^;; I thought so....
Meanwhile......
Panther: KOORI!!
Koori: Yes, mistress?
Panther: Have you seen Hao-sama? You can fly, so I'm sure you've seen him.
Koori: (The poor guy.... Better not tell her... Let see.....Excuse... Excuse....) Oh yeah! Um, he went to a-a-a.... Shop! Yeah, shop!
Panther: ^__^ Koori, you're not good at lying, are you?
Koori: -_-;; No.....
Angels: Ne, Pyron-kun, why does DA like to kill characters?
Pyron: Kill characters?
DA: *Is killing random characters from other animes for no apparent reason* MWA HA HA HA HA!!!
Pyron: I have...No idea....
DA: *Still on a killing spree* DIE!!
Keii: Wait, was that Sakuragi from Slam Dunk?
DA: MWA HA HA HA HA!!!
Lyserg: That's nothing, she has Marone from Tales of Eternia chained to a torture stretch table.-_-;;
Keii: O.o;;
Loppy: Manta-chan, you're so kawaai!!
Manta: Arigatou! ^__^
Loppy: Ne, how come Yoh & the others sometimes don't listen to you?
Manta: Good question!! I once warned Yoh not to eat the tengu mushroom, but nooo..... He thought it was a matsutake!! No one ever listens to the short encyclopedia guy do they?!!
Loppy: Wait....If Yoh ate a tengu mushroom, shouldn't he be dead?
Manta: Lucky for him, there was a clinic near by & he was saved so he lived happily ever after eating the rest of the roasted matsutake mushroom....But then again, he ate too much & ended up getting a stomach ache.
Loppy: ^__^; Interesting.....
Rei: Ren-sama~!!
DA: Another missing bishie?
Rei: Yep.
DA: Honestly, some guys are afraid of commitment....
Joruri: *Still squeezing Horo2x's neck*
Horo2x: *Still having a circulation cut, but man....He's still alive...Scary....*
Joruri: Joruri really likes Horo-chan!!
Keii: Don't worry....Everything'll be okay...I think....
Lyserg: I pray so....I pray so....T-T;;
Keii: ^__^;; Lyserg-ku sayang, you're really suffering huh?
Lyserg: Lyserg-ku sayang?
Keii: Means Lyserg my sweetie (Is that right?)
Lyserg: Language conquers all ^__^
JSF: Here's Yoh-sama, Amidamaru-sama!! *Brings in Yoh who is tied up with his mouth shut with a pineapple*
Amidamaru: Arigatou, JSF.
JSF: You SURE you don't want him to be told to do anything?
Amidamaru: No...
JSF: Sacrificed for anything?
Amidamaru: No!
Yoh: T-T Mmmph....Mumph....Fmmmph......
JSF: He said that the pineapple in his mouth hurts him. ^__^
Amidamaru: O.o;; Thank you, JSF, I'd like to talk privately with my master for a moment...
JSF: Anything I can get you?
Amidamaru: Um.... Maybe.... Just some tea & snacks.....
JSF: Hai ^_^ *Leaves*
Amidamaru: *Takes pineapple from Yoh's mouth*
Yoh: My...mouth...hurts....Can you please untie me & explain who that was?
Amidamaru: ^__^;; She's JSF, apparantly she worships me like a crazed nun who would worship her God.
Yoh: Ooookaaayy....
Amidamaru: I never had experience with rabid fangirls before...I need help....
Yoh: Try Ren, but he's hiding from one right now....
Rei: REN!! Did you say Ren???!!!! Tell me!! WHERE IS HE??!! *Shakes Yoh without mercy*
Yoh: ((((O__O)))) *Points to somewhere*
Rei: Thank you. ^__^ *Leaves*
Amidamaru: O.O Is Ren-san really hiding to where you pointed at?
Yoh: No....But I hadta stop her from shaking me....Advil....Need advil....
Rei: *Founds Ren* Ren-san!! Waaaii!! *Drags him out of his hiding place*
Ren: YOH!! KISAMA!!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR TELLING HER WHERE I WAS!!!
Yoh: But I didn't kno--
Rei: Arigatou, Yoh-kun!!
Ren: *Eyes twitch* *Glares at Yoh* *Gives him the finger*
Yoh: *Sweatdrops*
Rei: *Drags Ren with a smile* *Sings happily* *Dissappears into the horizon*
Amidamaru: That was just plain weird....
Yoh: O_O *Nod*
JSF: I'm BAAACK!!!
Amidamaru: *Sees snacks & tea*
Snacks: *Is a very expensive bulgarian chocolate* *Are high quality import melons* *Also high-class biscuits*
Tea: *Comes from England*
Teacups: *Has the royal family crest of the UK royal family*
Yoh: ((O_O))
Amidamaru: O.o;; Where you get all of this?
JSF: I *Borrowed* the teacups from the queen of England, the tea I got exclusively with the teacups & the snacks also came with the tea & teacups ^__^
Amidamaru: I....was expecting something more....'traditional'....
JSF: Oh, okay, but at least try them! I purposely took them from the queen!! Ooops....Did i say that out loud?
Everyone: *Nod*
Hao: Oi!! Has anyone known a good hiding place around he--
JSF: *Looks at Hao's earrings**Goes in a trance* Ooohh....Prettyyy....
Hao: Okay....I'm gonna slowly back away, & pretend I never saw this...
JSF: *Still staring at Hao's earrings*
Hao: *Runs to hide in DA's torture chamber*
Kororo: *Looks for Horo2x* *Founds him*
Joruri: Aaaa!! Kororo-chan!! How are you?
Kororo: *Nods happily*
Matsuzake: *Taps on Kororo's shoulder*
Kororo: *Plays with Matsuzake*
Joruri: Joruri really likes koroppokurus!!
Horo2x: Me too....
Joruri: ^____^ *Hugs Horo2x's neck again*
Horo2x: *Face turning into an unusual colour*
MEANWHILE, AT THE TORTURE CHAMBER.....
Panther: Hao!! Torture chambers aren't a very good place to be!! Well, DA's an exeption, but....Let's go!!
Koori: Misstress!! Be careful! These torture items are dangerous!! Don't fool around with them otherwise you're gonna hurt someone!!
Panther: *Sees spike bolted hammer* Cool! DA's got a lot of weird things in here!! *Drops it*
Spike bolted hammer: *Rolls to a row of thorned metallic armours*
Thorned metallic armours: *Falls on top of each other like dominoes* *Tips over a bunch of spears*
Bunch of spears: *Drops on top of Hao*
Hao: ((O_O)) *Is safe, but stunned with a spears's edge pointing at his neck & face*
Panther: ^___^;; Ooops?
Koori: Misstress.....You could've killed him!!
Panther: Are you okay, Hao?!
Hao: *Still stunned*
A FEW MINUTES LATER....
Faust: Don't worry, just a shock....He'll be out of it in a few minutes
DA: FAUST-SAMA!! ^_____________^
Faust: I've already got Eliza, thank you.
DA: ^____^;;
Panther: Arigatou, Faust-sama!!
Faust: Hai. *Leaves*
Hao: O_O NEVER....STAY....IN....DA's....TORTURE.....CHAMBER....AGAIN....
Panther: He's awake!! ^_____^ *Hugs Hao*
Hao: Can't....Move....
BACK WITH KEII
Keii: Lyserg!! Where's DA?
Lyserg: She's in--
DA: Yeah?
Keii: Ne, I wanna ask, weren't you suppose to take over the world?
DA: I still can't think up of anything...Yet *Evil smile*
Lyserg: O__O
Keii: Okay....
DA: In any case, has anyone seen my spike-bolted hammer?
Panther: Oh yeah, they should be somewhere near the tipped thorned metallic armours!
DA: *Goes back to torture chamber*
TORTURE CHAMBER.....
DA: Ah! Found it!! Time to try it on....
STUDIO....
Angels: Chocolove?
Chocolove: Hey! Got more jokes coming up!! Wanna hear?!
All: NO!!
Chocolove: Okay, here goes!
Angels: He's gotta be kidding me....
Chocolove: I always 'kid'
Loppy-chan: O.o;; that's just scary...
Joruri: Where's DA-san with her authoress powers when you need her?
DA: Someone called?
Special guests: *Whispers to DA*
DA: HAI!! *Sends Chocolove to a dark abyss with no toilet*
Hao: About time....
DA: ^__^;;
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Hao: You have a torture chamber?
DA: Yep.
Hao: You scare everyone, especially us, the SK crew....
DA: Don't I?