THE SHOW IS ON!! WELCOME TO: SHAMAN TALK 100!!!!
Hao: I'm your host, Hao! Today's topic is: Getting engaged in an early age! The guests are- Yoh,
Yoh: Konnichiwa!
Hao: Ren,
Ren: Kill you.
Hao: & Faust & Eliza!
Faust: He heh... He heh...Muaha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Hao: (sweatdrop) Uuuum.....moving on....Yoh, I heard that you & Anna are engaged since you two were born, but tell me, do you have any feelings for her?
Yoh: Hell yeah I do! I have feelings of fear when ever I'm with her or thinking of her! Man...She is a satan's deciple!
Hao: Well, Yoh, in that case, I would like you to meet someone special. Anna! Come out !
Yoh: Oh no... I'm now about to scream like a little girl if you're serious...
Anna: Hello, Yoh. (Anna gives Yoh an evil glare)
Yoh: Kyaaaaaahh!!!
(The others look at Yoh being...um...murdered by Anna)
Hao: In any case...Ren, Faust, what's your view on this topic?
Faust (With a psychopath look): I'm already married, & I'll always love my Eliza no matter what...Since I was very young...
Audience: Aaaawww.....
Faust (Breaking into tears): But why...? She just had to die! Now she's just a mere puppet being controlled by my powers, just like what Yoh said!
Ren: Oh, Quit yer crying! You're ruining your lipstick!
Faust: It's not a Fat ass lipstick you bastard!!
Ren: Who cares? You're also ruining your eyeshadow!
Faust: It's not A fuckin' eyeshadow!!! & it's not a lipstick!!!
Faust was about to use his bone dead rebone when hao's fire spirit prevents the two (Yup, you guessed it! He's gonna be the security! ^ ^)
Hao: Well, Ren, I also heard you're engaged with this girl who is also a shaman...Her name is... (Hao, stoned when he looked at the queue card) Ha...Ho...
Ren: C'mon! Say it!
Hao: HoroHoro....
Ren: Yeah! Hear that, HoroHoro?! I'm gonna be yours!
HoroHoro (Appearing out of nowhere in the audience): I LOVE YOU TOO REN!!!
Hao: Any...questions from the audience?
One person from the audience: Can I go to the bathroom?
Hao: ........T_T;;
Hao looks at the backround behind him, he sees Anna killing Yoh, Faust trying to kill the fire spirit & Ren, & HoroHoro making flying kisses to Ren & Ren doing those 'I love you too' messages & running towards HoroHoro trying to *Ehem* kiss him...
Hao: This career isn't working for me...That writer bitch fooled me by saying it's a calming job.... Well, until the next time I see you, tune in for SHAMAN TALK 100!! where our next topic is: Dreams!
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DM: Well, first I'd like to say sorry for those who are Ren's fan & HoroHoro's fan, but it's just a fanfic & it's my 1st Mankin Fanfic, Gommen ^ ^;;
Hao: Yeah, & what's this about being based on Oprah Winfrey's show?!! Looking at the story, it should've been based on Jerry Springer Show!! You Fat ass bitch mother fucker from hell!!!
DM: Ohyo ho ho ho ho ^0^
Hao: You have something against me, don't you? ~ ~+;;
Hao: I'm your host, Hao! Today's topic is: Getting engaged in an early age! The guests are- Yoh,
Yoh: Konnichiwa!
Hao: Ren,
Ren: Kill you.
Hao: & Faust & Eliza!
Faust: He heh... He heh...Muaha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Hao: (sweatdrop) Uuuum.....moving on....Yoh, I heard that you & Anna are engaged since you two were born, but tell me, do you have any feelings for her?
Yoh: Hell yeah I do! I have feelings of fear when ever I'm with her or thinking of her! Man...She is a satan's deciple!
Hao: Well, Yoh, in that case, I would like you to meet someone special. Anna! Come out !
Yoh: Oh no... I'm now about to scream like a little girl if you're serious...
Anna: Hello, Yoh. (Anna gives Yoh an evil glare)
Yoh: Kyaaaaaahh!!!
(The others look at Yoh being...um...murdered by Anna)
Hao: In any case...Ren, Faust, what's your view on this topic?
Faust (With a psychopath look): I'm already married, & I'll always love my Eliza no matter what...Since I was very young...
Audience: Aaaawww.....
Faust (Breaking into tears): But why...? She just had to die! Now she's just a mere puppet being controlled by my powers, just like what Yoh said!
Ren: Oh, Quit yer crying! You're ruining your lipstick!
Faust: It's not a Fat ass lipstick you bastard!!
Ren: Who cares? You're also ruining your eyeshadow!
Faust: It's not A fuckin' eyeshadow!!! & it's not a lipstick!!!
Faust was about to use his bone dead rebone when hao's fire spirit prevents the two (Yup, you guessed it! He's gonna be the security! ^ ^)
Hao: Well, Ren, I also heard you're engaged with this girl who is also a shaman...Her name is... (Hao, stoned when he looked at the queue card) Ha...Ho...
Ren: C'mon! Say it!
Hao: HoroHoro....
Ren: Yeah! Hear that, HoroHoro?! I'm gonna be yours!
HoroHoro (Appearing out of nowhere in the audience): I LOVE YOU TOO REN!!!
Hao: Any...questions from the audience?
One person from the audience: Can I go to the bathroom?
Hao: ........T_T;;
Hao looks at the backround behind him, he sees Anna killing Yoh, Faust trying to kill the fire spirit & Ren, & HoroHoro making flying kisses to Ren & Ren doing those 'I love you too' messages & running towards HoroHoro trying to *Ehem* kiss him...
Hao: This career isn't working for me...That writer bitch fooled me by saying it's a calming job.... Well, until the next time I see you, tune in for SHAMAN TALK 100!! where our next topic is: Dreams!
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DM: Well, first I'd like to say sorry for those who are Ren's fan & HoroHoro's fan, but it's just a fanfic & it's my 1st Mankin Fanfic, Gommen ^ ^;;
Hao: Yeah, & what's this about being based on Oprah Winfrey's show?!! Looking at the story, it should've been based on Jerry Springer Show!! You Fat ass bitch mother fucker from hell!!!
DM: Ohyo ho ho ho ho ^0^
Hao: You have something against me, don't you? ~ ~+;;