1,000 questions!
A/N: The fic you are reading right now is how my sister acts around me every day.
So I am quite like Inuyasha is and she, Kagome! Lol! Is quite funny! I hope
that you enjoy it!
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Author: Shatsui Ukami Shi-shi
(Hot wolf #7)
Type: Annoying, humor.
WARNING: May cause dizziness!
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"It Starts...."
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Kagome just got through the well and has a curiosity lightning bolt just strike her mind.
(A/N: Ok, imagine a lightning bolt hit you strait on the head.....scary, ne?)
She began waking to the last camp site she was at, when a familiar hanyou jumped right in front
of her.
Inuyasha: *puts hand on her shoulders and shakes lightly* Where have you been wench?
Kagome: *off in her own little world suddenly asks him* Do you have friends in high places?
Inuyasha: *stares at her very confused* Wha?
Kagome: I have some. One lives on Cloud 9. *Puts finger on chin, and begins tapping it*
What if I blew up right now?
(A/N:My younger sister made up that fraze, the rest is all me and stuff.)
Inuyasha shuddered at the thought
Kagome: What would happen if Kikyo were alive? But them Naraku killed her again?
*begins to look serious, and Inuyasha puts hands off her shoulders* But he couldn't kill
her 'again' because if she were alive then that would meen that he didn't kill her in
the first place.
Inuyasha: Hmm??????????????????????????????!
Kagome: What if the sky gave way and the sun flew down and killed us all?
Inuyasha is getting worried
Kagome: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? Why is grass green?
*Very quickly looks strait at Inuyasha in the eyes* How many ducks could it take
to peel an orange?!
Inuyasha: O.O
Kagome: *paces back and forth, waving her hand around* Would a chocolate chip cookie still
be called a chocolate chip cookie if the cookie was made of raisin bread?
Inuyasha gapes very worried
Kagome: Can fish sing? Probly if fishy friend language. But dat is not dee point!
Inuyasha...getting scared now
Kagome: Ya know what?
Inuyasha: uhh....what......?
Kagome: I think I am going to 'SIT' down...
(BAAAAAANG!!!)
Kagome: * on the ground cross-legged, and stares at Inuyasha* Inuyasha? What are you doing in a crevice, in the ground?
Inuyasha: I don't know Kagome....who was the queen of England?
Kagome: Ooh! I know this! It was on 'Jeopardy' once! *bounces fists up and down on her knees one at a time, humming the Jeopardy theme song.*
Inuyasha: *cocks head and raises and eyebrow*
Kagome: QUEEN ELIZABETH!!!!!.............................is there a 1st 2nd and 3rd Queen Elizabeth Inuyasha?......
Inuyasha stares.....
Inuyasha: Uhhhhh.....
Kagome: How do you peel an apple with know hands? why do people have two legs and not 5?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers! How many Pickle peppers did peter piper pick?
Inuyasha just stares at her sorta feeling like he should leave
Kagome: How much candy can a dog hanyou eat?
Inuyasha: Al-
Kagome: NONE! Dogs get sick on candy! Why do you look all scared like? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A COUGAR JUMPED OUT FROM THE WOODS RIGHT NOW AND ATTACKED US!!!!!!???????????????
Inuyasha looks around cautiously
Kagome: 1 3 4 5 6 7 9! Witch numbers are missing? *She said bouncing up and down*
Inuyasha: ahhhhhhhh...................
Kagome: 2 and 8!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Inu-chan.....*she ducked down a little and whispered* why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Inuyasha: *decides to play along for a little while* I donno...why?
Kagome: Because he didn't want to end up like the chicken that attempted to cross the road before that got runned over by a car..............BOO YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha jumps back in surprise
Kagome: Inuyasha, why do you look weird? and why are you shivering? and why are you looking at me that way? and why are you walking closer? and where did you find that sack? *bang* and rhy rid it sudrenrey gret sro dark? *mumble, mumble, mumble*
Inuyasha with a very large sack over his back, walks towards Kaede's village
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(Before Inuyasha was at Kaede's village, Kagome jumped out of the bag)
Inuyasha falls backwords
Kagome: AH! FRESH AIR! Do you like fresh air Inuyasha? Why did you put a sack over me? -sit sit sit- How many stars are in space? It there really life on mars?
Bang bang bang
(A/N: Just to let you know, Kagome is VERY hyper right now and is talking very, very, very, fast!)
Inuyasha gets up from his sits
Inuyasha: Ka-GO-ME!
Kagome: Thats m' name! don't where it out! Then again, who 'would' wanna where something with my name all over it?
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*Kagome's time*
Hojo walks to school with his friend.
Hojo: So what do ya think?
Friend #1: Uhhh...
Friend #2: Where DID you get a shirt like that?
Hojo: I made it! I hope Kagome likes it!
Close up of Hojo's shirt
It says, (A/N: I'll give you ONE guess....) ..................kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome alllllllllllllll over. And on the back is a heart saying, _I LOVE KAGOME_
Kagome: *comes from outa nowhere* :( *Hits Hojo on the head 29 times* You jerk.....I-I think you are the stupidest guy in the worl- no, make that the whole UNIVERSE!!! *poof*
Friend 1 and 2: *On the floor laugh their heads off* (A/N: Me: *waves* Bye bye heads!)
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*Inuyasha's time*
Kagome: *poof!* That was FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! F, is for friends who do stuff together! U, is for You and ME! N, is for anywhere and anytime at all!
Strange voices: Here in Feudal Japan!
Kagome: *Runs in circles* Inuyasha guess what!?
Inuyasha: whaaaa~aaaat.......
Kagome: *Stops running and runs up to Inuyasha.* I gotta ask you a question....
Inuyasha: What.....
Kagome: Promise you'll answer RIGHT away? *leans head closer*
Inuyasha: Yeah yeah....feh....
Kagome: Doyouloveme?
Inuyasha: Ye- *slaps hand over mouth*
Kagome: That was a yes.....
Inuyasha: *blushes deeply* Uhhh.....yeah?
Kagome: I love ya too!
Inuyasha stares at kagome and kisses her
After the kiss is done, Kagome has an idea....
Kagome: Lets go bug Miroku, Songo and Shippo....
Inuyasha: *Snickers*....ok.....
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A/N: So what did ya think?! Was is funny? Weird? stupid? ANNOOOOOOOOOYING???????
I think it was pretty funny, but not the kind of funny that you would burst out laughing type of thing. Soooooo......tell me if there should be a sequel!
Inuyasha: What kind of crap was that?
Kagome: I think it was pretty good! But Now my mouth hurts from talking
so much......
Inuyasha: .................What is going to happen to Songo, Miroku, and Shippo?????
Me: Well....it all depends if the audience wants a sequel or not!
Inuyasha: FEH!
Kagome: WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!??????
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Please Review!
Ja ne!
~Shatsui
A/N: The fic you are reading right now is how my sister acts around me every day.
So I am quite like Inuyasha is and she, Kagome! Lol! Is quite funny! I hope
that you enjoy it!
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Author: Shatsui Ukami Shi-shi
(Hot wolf #7)
Type: Annoying, humor.
WARNING: May cause dizziness!
______________________________
"It Starts...."
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Kagome just got through the well and has a curiosity lightning bolt just strike her mind.
(A/N: Ok, imagine a lightning bolt hit you strait on the head.....scary, ne?)
She began waking to the last camp site she was at, when a familiar hanyou jumped right in front
of her.
Inuyasha: *puts hand on her shoulders and shakes lightly* Where have you been wench?
Kagome: *off in her own little world suddenly asks him* Do you have friends in high places?
Inuyasha: *stares at her very confused* Wha?
Kagome: I have some. One lives on Cloud 9. *Puts finger on chin, and begins tapping it*
What if I blew up right now?
(A/N:My younger sister made up that fraze, the rest is all me and stuff.)
Inuyasha shuddered at the thought
Kagome: What would happen if Kikyo were alive? But them Naraku killed her again?
*begins to look serious, and Inuyasha puts hands off her shoulders* But he couldn't kill
her 'again' because if she were alive then that would meen that he didn't kill her in
the first place.
Inuyasha: Hmm??????????????????????????????!
Kagome: What if the sky gave way and the sun flew down and killed us all?
Inuyasha is getting worried
Kagome: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? Why is grass green?
*Very quickly looks strait at Inuyasha in the eyes* How many ducks could it take
to peel an orange?!
Inuyasha: O.O
Kagome: *paces back and forth, waving her hand around* Would a chocolate chip cookie still
be called a chocolate chip cookie if the cookie was made of raisin bread?
Inuyasha gapes very worried
Kagome: Can fish sing? Probly if fishy friend language. But dat is not dee point!
Inuyasha...getting scared now
Kagome: Ya know what?
Inuyasha: uhh....what......?
Kagome: I think I am going to 'SIT' down...
(BAAAAAANG!!!)
Kagome: * on the ground cross-legged, and stares at Inuyasha* Inuyasha? What are you doing in a crevice, in the ground?
Inuyasha: I don't know Kagome....who was the queen of England?
Kagome: Ooh! I know this! It was on 'Jeopardy' once! *bounces fists up and down on her knees one at a time, humming the Jeopardy theme song.*
Inuyasha: *cocks head and raises and eyebrow*
Kagome: QUEEN ELIZABETH!!!!!.............................is there a 1st 2nd and 3rd Queen Elizabeth Inuyasha?......
Inuyasha stares.....
Inuyasha: Uhhhhh.....
Kagome: How do you peel an apple with know hands? why do people have two legs and not 5?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers! How many Pickle peppers did peter piper pick?
Inuyasha just stares at her sorta feeling like he should leave
Kagome: How much candy can a dog hanyou eat?
Inuyasha: Al-
Kagome: NONE! Dogs get sick on candy! Why do you look all scared like? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A COUGAR JUMPED OUT FROM THE WOODS RIGHT NOW AND ATTACKED US!!!!!!???????????????
Inuyasha looks around cautiously
Kagome: 1 3 4 5 6 7 9! Witch numbers are missing? *She said bouncing up and down*
Inuyasha: ahhhhhhhh...................
Kagome: 2 and 8!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Inu-chan.....*she ducked down a little and whispered* why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Inuyasha: *decides to play along for a little while* I donno...why?
Kagome: Because he didn't want to end up like the chicken that attempted to cross the road before that got runned over by a car..............BOO YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha jumps back in surprise
Kagome: Inuyasha, why do you look weird? and why are you shivering? and why are you looking at me that way? and why are you walking closer? and where did you find that sack? *bang* and rhy rid it sudrenrey gret sro dark? *mumble, mumble, mumble*
Inuyasha with a very large sack over his back, walks towards Kaede's village
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(Before Inuyasha was at Kaede's village, Kagome jumped out of the bag)
Inuyasha falls backwords
Kagome: AH! FRESH AIR! Do you like fresh air Inuyasha? Why did you put a sack over me? -sit sit sit- How many stars are in space? It there really life on mars?
Bang bang bang
(A/N: Just to let you know, Kagome is VERY hyper right now and is talking very, very, very, fast!)
Inuyasha gets up from his sits
Inuyasha: Ka-GO-ME!
Kagome: Thats m' name! don't where it out! Then again, who 'would' wanna where something with my name all over it?
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*Kagome's time*
Hojo walks to school with his friend.
Hojo: So what do ya think?
Friend #1: Uhhh...
Friend #2: Where DID you get a shirt like that?
Hojo: I made it! I hope Kagome likes it!
Close up of Hojo's shirt
It says, (A/N: I'll give you ONE guess....) ..................kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome kagome alllllllllllllll over. And on the back is a heart saying, _I LOVE KAGOME_
Kagome: *comes from outa nowhere* :( *Hits Hojo on the head 29 times* You jerk.....I-I think you are the stupidest guy in the worl- no, make that the whole UNIVERSE!!! *poof*
Friend 1 and 2: *On the floor laugh their heads off* (A/N: Me: *waves* Bye bye heads!)
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*Inuyasha's time*
Kagome: *poof!* That was FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! F, is for friends who do stuff together! U, is for You and ME! N, is for anywhere and anytime at all!
Strange voices: Here in Feudal Japan!
Kagome: *Runs in circles* Inuyasha guess what!?
Inuyasha: whaaaa~aaaat.......
Kagome: *Stops running and runs up to Inuyasha.* I gotta ask you a question....
Inuyasha: What.....
Kagome: Promise you'll answer RIGHT away? *leans head closer*
Inuyasha: Yeah yeah....feh....
Kagome: Doyouloveme?
Inuyasha: Ye- *slaps hand over mouth*
Kagome: That was a yes.....
Inuyasha: *blushes deeply* Uhhh.....yeah?
Kagome: I love ya too!
Inuyasha stares at kagome and kisses her
After the kiss is done, Kagome has an idea....
Kagome: Lets go bug Miroku, Songo and Shippo....
Inuyasha: *Snickers*....ok.....
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A/N: So what did ya think?! Was is funny? Weird? stupid? ANNOOOOOOOOOYING???????
I think it was pretty funny, but not the kind of funny that you would burst out laughing type of thing. Soooooo......tell me if there should be a sequel!
Inuyasha: What kind of crap was that?
Kagome: I think it was pretty good! But Now my mouth hurts from talking
so much......
Inuyasha: .................What is going to happen to Songo, Miroku, and Shippo?????
Me: Well....it all depends if the audience wants a sequel or not!
Inuyasha: FEH!
Kagome: WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!??????
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Please Review!
Ja ne!
~Shatsui