I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!

Okay, I started this chapter out for chapter 2 on "Emerald Lake" but then, as I started to work on it, I thought that it wasn't serious enough for "Emerald Lake" so, I made another story ^__^

Now, I'm just gonna make the Yamis & hikaris be in separate bodies, cuz otherwise it's too confusing. ^__^

Hope u enjoy it ^__^

(And NO my name isn't really Crystal, but we're gonna pretend it is, kay? GREAT! And yes, Tea is hosting the show and that is the most awful thing in the world. .. But it will work out. . .you'll see. . MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *Clears throat*)

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*All Yamis are sitting by their hikaris*

Announcer: And here's our host. . . TEA???

Tea: Yes, hello, all of my adoring fans! It is I, Tea! I am finally getting the respect that I-

*gets pelted with tomatoes*

Tea: I will not comment on that. BUT today, we're going to have an interview with the Yamis of the show, and of course, Crystal's Yami, Emerald, cuz, well, Crystal wrote the fic, so she and/or her Yami have to be in it

*All people come onstage*

Tea: So, Yamis, introduce yourselves

Yami Bakura: *edges closer to Crystal & Emerald to try to steal their millenium coin*

Crystal: I think that that guy has the hots for you, Emerald!

Emerald: *anime fall over* OF COURSE HE DOESN'T! He just wants the millenium coin!

Tea: *clears throat* INTRODUCE YOURSELVES, PLEASE!

Yugi: Wow, she really CAN yell!

Yami Yugi: Well, I'm Yami Yugi, of course

Emerald: And you all already know me, Emerald ^__^

Yami Bakura: I'm Yami Bakura. AND THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! *clears throat* I mean. . . . the. . . WALRUS. . . . will be mine . . ?

Tea: Bakura's Yami is kinda dim-witted, to put it politely.

Joey: Not to worry. I got the tranquilizer gun. At first, I only got this for on Tristan when he hits on Serenity, but now it serves a double purpose!

*Anime sigh from all*

Tea: He was the only form of security we could afford

Yami Bakura: FOOLISH MORTAL *clears throat* "I mean. . . .umm. . .

Tea: So, none of you Yamis have any real names? Besides Emerald, I mean.

Yami Yugi: No, not really

Crystal: Okay, will you PLEASE stop getting that close to me? You are invading my BUBBLE!

Yami Bakura: *slowly backs away*

Tea: So, what's it like being a Yami?

Emerald: Eh. . You know. Kinda annoying sometimes-

Crystal: I resent that.

Emerald: But all in all, it's pretty cool. I mean, I'm thousands of years old, and look: Not a single wrinkle!

*Anime sigh from all boys*

Tea: So, what's with the highlights?

Crystal: We happen to like the color green, thank you very much. And if ANY OF YOU make another comment on our COMPLETELY stylish hair, you will be sent to Hades, and have to listen to Yami Bakura tell you about his plots to take over the world.

*cricket, cricket*

Yami Bakura: I don't have any plots to take over the world. . . . What makes you think that?. . . . .

Tea: So, Emerald, how long have you been Crystal's Yami?

Emerald: About two years

Yami Yugi: Wow! I've only been with Yugi for about a year

Joey: *laughs*

Yami Yugi: NOT IN THAT WAY YOU IMBECILE!

Joey: *laughs harder*

Tea: Do you guys get along with your hikaris? I couldn't imagine being stuck in the same body with someone for so long

*All Hikaris glare at Tea*

Tea: Sorry. . .sorry

Yami Bakura: Well, if mine weren't such a baby, then we'd get along juuuuust fine

Yami Yugi: Well, I'm perfectly happy with Yugi

Emerald: I like Crystal, but she let her dad move us here, away from all of the awful kids that she hung with

Tea: Well, wouldn't that be a good thing?

Emerald: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Those people were AWESOME!

Crystal: They were HER friends, NOT mine! AND WOULD YOU PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME YAMI B?

Yami Bakura: Yami B? *backs away AGAIN from Emerald & Crystal*

Crystal: Well, yeah. I mean, you guys don't have any actual names, so, you're Yami B, and Yami Yugi is Yami Y

Yugi: I really should have given Yami a name

Yami Y: I'M A YAMI, NOT A DOG!

*Anime sigh from all*

Joey: GREAT! Yamis fightin' Hikaris! AWESOME! *Grabs a bag of potato chips and rips them open*

*Anime fall over*

Emerald: This is getting boring

Tea: Yeah. Bye everyone!!

*People throw tomatoes at Tea*

Crystal & Emerald: Bye ^__^

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Okay, that was kinda/sorta/a little/maybe crappy, but oh well ^__^

PLEASE REVIEW! I need some ideas as to where this is all going! Well, no one ever said that there had to be a plot. . . .