Freakizuki

Okay, so figured that this can only get funnier if this progresses so get ready for a Freakazoid My hero academia crossover.

This contains a female Izuku, Freakazoid, F/F, M/M, M/F, potential lemons, course language, violence, gore, stupidity, loony toons style antics, potential bad spelling and grammar due to reliance on auto correct, questions on sanity, questioning if I'm serious half the time and finally, a really scatter brained plot from me eating pop tarts before bed and having a weird AF dream that inspired this story.

Chapter 1: Freak a me!

We open this chapter with the theme song!

Super-teen extraordinaire, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Rescues Tokyo City., Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Unless something better's on TV, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Her brain is overloading, It has a chocolate coating, Textbook case from Sigmund Freud, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Check out young midoriya, nerd hero ace, Went surfing on the Internet and gets zapped to cyberspace. Her quirk turned out to be Freakazoid, who's strong and super-quick. She drives the villains crazy, 'cause she's a lunatic!

Her home base is the Freakalair, Freakazoid! Fricassee! Floyd the barber cuts her hair, Freakazoid! Nemuri Rides around in the Freakmobile, Freakazoid! Freaka-zoo! Hopes to a hero for real, Freaka-me! Freaka-you! She's here to save the nation, So stay tuned tothis station! If not, we'll be unemployed, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

"We open this story where all good stories start, NOT the end. The middle seems to be a bit off too leaves...the credits! Wait...no, ah stuff it, lets do half way through my teens for the story for now." A 16 year old Izuki Midoriya thought to herself as she happily kicked her legs back and forth infront of her now smoking computer. One she had just lept out of too. You see Izuki like many others had a Quirk, a genetic super power that 80% of the world population had. Most were minor like the ability to grow hair quicker or having an unusual skin color however some were much more drastic and were classified as super powers like the cartoons and comics of the early 20th and 21st century.

Now you may be wondering about the computer comment from earlier, to put simply unlike her dad's fire breathing or her mum's telekinesis and fountian tears, Izuki possessed her grandfather's Quirk called Freakazoid. Her skin was a slightly dark tone of blue, her hair was green and messy with a white lightning bolt through it. Asides her appearance however her quirk gave her access to rather powerful abilities on par with the Toon quirk in terms of survivability and ability to defy logic and physics while also allowing her travel using the internet, cell phone signals and even shoot lightning to a limited degree. Sadly this quirk did have a downside known as Quirk based Instability.

It was arranged on a scale from 1 to 10 with 1 being unaffected by their quirks while 10 was the most dangerous and only had 2 recorded instances ever. The first being Jack candle, first name came second whenever referring to him unless you wanted to get kidnapped then killed by the scarecrow based villain. The other was a villain from the dawn of quirks responsible for the great hero wars of the 2200s, a villain called All for one who could steal quirks leaving the victim brain dead.

Izuki on the category fell into a 7 on the scale. While she wasn't a murderous psychopath her mind did have problems acting normal for lack of better terminology. It was very difficult to actually hurt her and even then it was often temporary leaving her with a warped sense of self preservation where she could have a safe dropped on them from above and shrug it off a few moments later. She seriously never understood why her mother always seemed to go into a panic when she electrocuted himself either. The few scant years she knew her grandfather before his death she could safely class him as a 6 as he still had some problems with bodily harm where she she had little to none.

"Izuki, dinner is ready!" Inko called from the dining area. With a manic grin Izuki who literally rushed down to the table as a blue of blue and white before springing to a stop at the table, rocking slightly at the sudden stop, a pair of chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other as her tongue rolled out and drooled at the sight of the meal infront of her.

"Someone is hungry." Inko giggled as her daughter was a literal blur of hands, chopsticks, spoons and chewing as she demolished the massive bowl of Kasudon and rice.

"Of course." Izuki grinned with a piece of pork sticking out of her mouth while she paused briefly to swallow it. "I've got the mock exam tomorrow and I need all the energy that I can get."

"Izu honey it's just a written test." Inko gave a nervous chuckle at her daughter's antics.

"So?" The girl asked with a tilted head. " You know I want to be a hero, I've got to start training as soon as I can, only so much I can do in cyber space anyway."

"You've been keeping away from those sites right?" Inko asked a blush covering both their cheeks. Needless to say at age 13 Izuki had stumbled upon a porn site while traversing through the internet superhighways and it was then that she discovered she was a lesbian. It was also an embarrassed and flustered Inko who found the open laptop. You see whenever Izuki traveled through the internet it would show what she was doing on the device she entered through.

"Muuuuuummmm!" Izuki blushed a deep purple from head to toe as steam wafted off of her. "Don't be so embarrassing!"

"It's okay if you are!" Inko quickly added, her face as red as a tomatoe. "I know you don't like boys in that way and all so just find someone who makes you happy sweety like your grandfather did, he didn't care about titles or labels."

"So you're okay if I choose to be with a villain then?" Izuki asked as she adopted a thinking pose. " Huh, wonder if Queen Cobra is single." She muttered with a faint blush followed by a perverted giggle.

"Mind. Gutter. Out." Inko warned her daughter with a sigh.

"Fine." Izuki groaned as she made the motion of pulling a toilet chain before a flushing sound was heard and she began to spin and go lower under the table. A few moments later she shot out of the sink, slamming into the roof next to several Izuki shaped crators in the same general area each in a different pose. Moon walking, comedic splat, the thinker, cactus and even a snow angel...somehow. "look mum! I'm roof pizza!" The now flat girl giggled as she peaked herself from the roof by her head before slowly floating to the ground. Sticking her thumb in her mouth she began to blow and inflate herself back to normal proportions.

"FUCKING EXTRA KEEP IT DOWN!" An enraged voice shouted from above. "DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND BLOW UP YOUR SHITTY ASS DEKU!"

"No thanks, not my type, call me back when you're a girl!" Izuki called back with a giggle before she pulled out a glass and filled it with almost everything from her pockets. Three week old cheese, two thirds of a baloney sandwitch, two and a half gumballs, half a chewed gumball, a can of soda, three sticks of butter and a old sock. With a grin she pulled a hammer from her pocket and with a loud WHAP slammed it down onto the horrid mix and was left with a hotdog. With a shrug she happily began to eat the hotdog only pausing briefly to pull a small ringpull from the soda out of her mouth before continuing on.

"THE FUCK YOU SAY SHITTY DEKU?!"

Inko could only shake her head. " That girl." She giggled fondly as her daughter continued to have a verbal and half hearted fight with her friend Bakugo. The two had an odd dynamic to say the least. Izuki was borderline insane and almost always full of energy, if it wasn't for her drive to be a hero Inko would dredd the kind of villain she would become, Bakugo was just as bad, the kid had type 6 quirk based instability and tended to get violent very quickly but like Izuki his drive to be a hero was one of the few things that stayed the hand of psychologists and his also easily angered mother. Speaking of...

"YOU BRAT WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT IZUKI AGAIN!"

"PISS OFF OLD HAG!"

"HOTDOGS!" Izuki called up. There was quiet for a few seconds before a loud thud was heard.

"YOU BETTER FIX THAT DENT BRAT!"

"FUCK YOU! OW! OWOWOWOWOW!"

"NOW KATSUKI!"

Inko once again was glad her mother wasn't here to see this, the woman would never let them live it down. With a soft frown she turned her attention to a small photo in a frame atop the mantle. It was of a tall black haired woman with a white cape, yellow gloves, white boots and a dark grey, almost black uniform, next to her was a blue skinned man with a red onsie with a stylised "F" designed to look like a "!" Aswell and in the other corner a skinny runt in baggy clothes with messy blonde hair and a large grin. In the corner of the photo was the words "The people in this world who can smile are always the strongest"

"Hey, you okay mum?" Izuki asked noticing her mum's expression. Following her line of sight She gave a soft frown too. "I know you miss her mum, do you think she'd of liked me?"

"I'm sure she'd be proud." Inko gave a watery smile as she pulled her daughter in for a hug which she quickly returned. "Wherever she is, she smiling down on us, I know it."

Chapter end.