"Talking" = someone talking
'Thinking' = someone thinking
"I sense the Pestilence" = the writing for the SCP's and Dr Bright stuff as well as the mysterious voice
The gods and demigods read The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation Part 1
Everything was peaceful on Olympus, Zeus doing his job, Apollo taking a break from his job since it is currently night time, and we're chilling. Then suddenly, a few portals appeared and some demigods came out of those portals while the other gods and goddesses of the twelve Olympians were transported to their seats, even Hades appeared and had his seat restored. "How are you here when we didn't notice the elevator going up?" Zeus said, paranoid that these demigods somehow found a way to get to Olympus without the elevator.
"We don't know, we were at camp and now we are here because someone pushed us through the portal." one of the demigods said. "You are brought here to read about things that aren't part of your world but to best be prepared for, but first, you must read The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation, and there are currently 288 things he can't do, but you must read these in parts first. There are some extra rules but those were added in by SCP-001 so that Dr Bright can't mess with his creations." a mysterious voice said. "Also, don't ask for my name, it is best if you do not know, and you can only leave during breaks, then you must return." the mysterious voice added.
"So, do we read this or what?" Percy said. "Well, if i want to get back to my Hunters, Male, then we must." Artemis said. "So who is going first, or do I have to pick on Seaweed Brain over here?" Annabeth said. "Well, looks like I have to do it, Annabeth." Percy said. After that, Percy started to read.
Rule 0 and ½: Dr. Bright is DEFINITELY not allowed to discuss this list in any interviews on Youtube.
"Huh, seems like a good rule, but why is it Rule 0 and ½?" Athena asked. "Don't know, but might be that Dr. Bright might not be allowed to do anything that results in him doing wrongs to others." Poseidon said.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to feed anything with peanut butter to Kain.
Telling new researchers that you can tame SCP-682 with a rolled up newspaper and a tummy rub is right out.
No longer allowed to challenge Able to unwinnable games like tic-tac-toe. It was three weeks before Able conceded a draw.
SCP-018 is not to be taunted!
Giving 113 to Diogenes is just plain pointless.
Attempting to disprove 343, to 343, is a horrible idea. Agents are still studying the resulting paperweight, supposedly so heavy that 343 should not be able to lift it.
"Who is SCP-682 and 343?" Annabeth asked. "I don't know who these are but I think that they can't even be killed." Athena said." Zeus was paranoid that two SCP's can't be killed but somehow had a shiver down his spine that if he even tries to kill them, he will have his ass handed to him by a stronger being.
While it is true that "No one expects the SCP Inquisition!", that is only because there is no such thing.
Dr. Bright is not king of anywhere. Or queen.
SCP-963 is not to be used for recreational or procreational purposes.
Although it is entirely possible to use SCPs currently under control of the Foundation to create tentacle monsters, no.
Not even if Dr. Palmer asks nicely.
There is no market for SCP brand pornography.
No, not even in Germany.
"Whoever creates Tentacle monsters will be extremely perverted and should be killed and wiped from existence." Artemis said while Aphrodite was giggling pervertedly. The goddesses and female demigods were blushing and hit the boys for trying to think of that, whether they did or not.
Should not replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with any of the following: birdseed, confetti, cake sprinkles, sawdust, or glitter.
The Better Business Bureau is not the correct agency for dealing with containment failures from horrible eldritch artifacts sold by Marshall, Carter, and Dark.
Victims of SCP-217 are not toys.
Nor are they to be used as props at a Steampunk Convention.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to bargain with personnel for their "souls."Not even if he can get them a good deal.
"How do you even bargain with a soul, that should be next to impossible." Percy said while Hades bowed his head down, knowing the ways he can bargain with a soul.
Don't let Dr. Bright get a sample of SCP-379. Let my laptop be the last victim.
Not allowed to go off my medication.
May not use any form of the word 'accident' as an excuse.
Violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays.
No matter how many times you say please, Dr. Bright, we won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.
If an SCP file says never to do something, it is not because we want to control your mind. Yes it is.
No, it's not, and Dr. Bright may not edit this document.
"Whoever must be this Dr. Bright person, i want to meet him and slap him for being stupid, how did he even get access to the thing anyway?" AThena said while the gods and goddesses and demigods were staring at her all with one thought 'Does she even know where this person is?'.
SCP-437 is not to be handed out as weaponry to unsuspecting new researchers.
[DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use.
"Who is the O5, and why do they not want us to know about it." asked Annabeth.
Not allowed to send Nigerian-esque spam email to the Church of the Broken God.
Not allowed to lead a Mobile Task Force against the UIUunder any circumstances.without inviting Dr. Clef at all. In fact, just stay 500 feet away from any Mobile Task Force at all times.
Not allowed to end reports with lyrics from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air".
But is allowed to end with lyrics from the Safety Dance.
The interpretive dance routine, however, is forbidden until he gets lessons for the foreseeable future.
Dr. Bright is not allowed anywhere near a Renaissance Festival.
Especially not with D-class in garb.
"What is the Church of the Broken God and why are there letters crossed out a lot?" Leo asked while Hephaestus remembered where he accidentally sent one of his creations to the void and it never came back but this universe had found it.
SCP-963 is not a joy buzzer.
If a mind-controlling SCP is discovered, it is to be turned over to the proper authorities. It is not to be used to advance himself or others higher in the Foundation. Kondraki
Dr. Bright is NOT: A superhero of any sort, Head of Public Relations, in charge of Orientation for new staff, a doctor of psychology, a member of Site Command, made out of bacon, in possession of a IQ over 300, Head of SCP Review, or a member of Maintenance Staff. (Sorry boys, Dr. Bright IS a member of Site Command. It's usually best not to ask why. It's O5 Command you're thinking of.)
"Why is Dr. Bright a member of Site Command while the words are crossed out?" Percy asked. "Seaweed brain, the O5 Command done it, it also has 'best not to ask why' in it." Annabeth said.
There is no Ethics Committee.
And even if there was, does anyone believe Dr. Bright would be on it?
As anything other than a 'What not to do?'
No longer allowed to make up jodies for morning calisthenics.
Yes, this includes The Mickey Mouse Club song.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to apply SCP-963 to any major political figures. Again.
Dr. Bright is not from an alternate timeline.
Dr. Bright cannot issue orders to "preserve the timeline".
Or to "corrupt the timeline".
Or to "screw with those history nerds".
"Who here wants to screw with those history nerds?" Leo said but everyone was glaring at him. "Only me, okay…" Leo said after the glaring.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge anyone to a duel, and then give them SCP-572.
Dr. Bright is not allowed near SCP-5555-J in any way or any excuse. Remember what the miniature version did to Dr. L██████.
"Why is there black rectangles after Dr. L? Shouldn't there be the name of the person?" Percy asked confused. Annabeth on the inside was laughing at how stupid he can be since it was to protect the Identity of the person.
Dr. Clef and Dr. Bright are not allowed to interact without the presence of a responsible administrator.
Dr. Kondraki does not count as a responsible administrator.
Nor does Agent Strelnikov.
Or Dr. Mann.
In fact, let's just keep the two of them apart, period.
Chainsaws are not the solution to every question.
Nor is 'More Chainsaws'.
Or "Chainsaw cannons"
Except for that one time. And yes, it was awesome.
Hephaestus was making plans on how to make a chainsaw cannon while Leo was making plans on the paper he had somehow gotten. Athena was wondering how a chainsaw cannon would work while Ares wants to know how much damage a chainsaw cannon can do.
Now for the extra rules that SCP-001 had put into place
Don't test on his creations otherwise he will destroy the body you are possessing Dr. Bright
Don't test on SCP-001-2 through 8, No i don't care if it will give you powers, just don't. No, I also don't care if it will give you a super form.
Don't make him remember about his relatives, he will get nervous and the last time that he was nervous, a planet got destroyed, how do you think he has the title World Destroyer.
"Should we worry about him getting nervous here?" Percy asked while the gods were in shock that he can destroy a planet while he is nervous.
5. Don't call him "boy", just don't, because his girlfriends will delete your other existences, and yes, I am talking about Ophis and Tiamat, Infinite dragon god and Chaos karma dragon respectively.
"Artemis, don't say the word boy around him, you know he can destroy a planet while he is nervous." Zeus said, worrying about SCP-001 and what his name is. Somewhere in the vast universe of Percy Jackson, Chaos was laughing that Zeus, her many times grandchild, is worrying about SCP-001. After laughing, she then starts to get a portal done so that she can meet SCP-001 since he is remembering about what he had done in his past self.
6. Don't do anything to SCP-001-9 and SCP-001-10, otherwise known as Callie and Marie, or you will end up getting sent to the void, in fact, don't do anything to SCP-001 and his creations.
There will be more rules for Dr Bright and some rules that were asked by SCP-001 to stop Bright from doing anything that can harm his creations or the others.
"Well, we need to prepare for this person if we can survive, we must also know a way to find a way to keep him calm and to also stop our enemies from gaining a powerful member from another universe. We can't let anyone know about this." Zeus said, worrying about the future.
"The next thing you are going to read about is SCP-001, that should at least help you know about who SCP-001 is." the mysterious voice said. "Brief warning about SCP-001, SCP-001 came first in the multiverse. So he essentially came first before Chaos did. And yes, SCP-001 did create Chaos, so you are essentially his many times grandchildren." the mysterious voice added.
Zeus was now being worried since SCP-001 came first before Chaos did, and what worried him was that his children will antagonize SCP-001 or they will be completely erased from existence.
To Be Continued...
Yes, this is part of the multiverse for Harry Potter and the SCP foundation.