Chapter 1 – Pilot part 1
"Kids breakfast" Brittany shouts from the kitchen "Kids" She sighs "Sam, would you get them?" She asks her husband who´s playing with his phone
"Yeah. Just a sec." He says distrected by his phone picking something to eat
"Kids!" She shouts again and turn to the fridge to put the food but drop it
"That is-"
"Okay" She says cutting him and after that putting her hands on her head
"Kids? Get down here!" Sam shouts feeling bad for Brittany
"Why are you guys yelling at us when we´re way upstairs?" Quinn asks entering in the kitchen using her cell phone "Just text me" She says looking back at her phone
"All right. That´s not gonna happen." Brittany says calm "And, wow! You´re not wearing this outfit" She looks at the balcony
"What´s wrong with it?" She says still looking at her phone
"Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter," Quinn looks at her "About her skirt?" She says putting eggs on another plate
"Sorry." He looks up from his game to her skirt "Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart"
"Thanks" Quinn smiles at himand turn to the living room walking away
"No it´s way too short." She looks to Quinn´s skirt "People know you´re a girl. You don´t need to prove it to them."
"Finn got his head stuck in the banister again." Rachel says entering the kitchen and going to the fridge
"I got it." Sam turns off his game and start to walk away "Where´s the baby oil?"
"It´s on our bedside tab-" She realises he´s no longer there "I don´t know. Find it." She whispers mad. She turns to the fridge and and knock on the open door. "Come on!" She shouts
Sam and Brittany : Married 16 years
"I was out of control growing up." Brittany and Sam turn their faces to look at each other "There, you know? I said it. I-I just don´t want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made." She turns her face "I-If Quinn never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked, I´ve done my job."
"Our job" Sam says looking at Brittany
"Right." She nods "I´ve done our job." They both nod
"Vamos, Blaine! Kick it! Kick it!" Santana shouts "Don´t let him- Kick it! Blaine, go!" She continues "A la derecha! A la derecha! No! No, no" she kneels desperate with her hands on her head. "He tripped him, Mike. Where´s the penalty?" She shouts turning to look at Mike who´s reading the paper News
"Santana, they´re O and 6. Let´s take it down a notch." He says calm
Mike and Santana: Married 6 months
"We´re different" Santana says pointing to them both with the hand from the armo n Mike´s shoulder "Mike´s from the city. He has big business. I come from a small vilage. Very poor but very, very beautiful." Mike smile looking at her "It´s the number one village in all Colombia for all the- What´s the word?" She turns to Mike
"Murders" He whispers to her
"Yes. The murders." She says calm
"Blaine, stop him" Santana shouts "Stop him! You can do it!" She says to Blaine who is distracted by a girl on a bike
Blaine waves at her and the other team makes a goal.
"Damn it, Blaine!" A boy says "Come on, Coach"
"Come on, Coach. You gotta take that kid out." A woman says and Santana looks at her
"You wanna take him out? How about I take you out?" She shouts mad
"Honey, honey." Mike says trying to keep Santana calm
"Why don´t you worry about your son? He spent the first half with his hand in his pants" She shouts and the woman walks away mouthing wow
"I´ve wanted to tell her off for the last six weeks" A guy approaches "I´m Josh. Ryan´s dad" He hands his hand to her to shake
"Hi, I´m Santana Chang. Blaine´s mother." She shakes his hand
"Oh, and this must be your dad." He points to Mike
"Her dad?" He says
"Yeah" Josh answers
"No, no. That´s funny." He says dropping the News and preparing himself to get out of the chair "Actually, no, I´m her husband. Dont´t be fooled by the, uh-" He tries to get out of the chair but is having some trouble "Give me a second here" He says still trying
"Who is the good girl? Who´s that?" Kurt asks at Tina in the plane at the airport "Who´s that?"
"Oh, she´s so adorable" A lady says
"Oh, thank you." Kurt answers
"Hi, precious. Hello" She smiles at the baby
"Hi. Hi." Kurt says with a baby voice "Uh, we just, uh- We just adopted her from Vietnam. And we´re bringing her home for the first time, huh?" He asks the baby
"She´s an angel. You and your wife must be thrilled." The guy besides him says
"Sorry, sorry, sorry. Daddy needed snacks." Elliot says sitting between Kurt and the guy besides them "Hi." He says to the guy and grunts "So, what are we talking about?" He looks at Kurt and the guy and Kurt turns his face
Kurt and Elliot
"Uh, we have been together for- guh, five- five years now?" Kurt looks at Elliot and he nods "And, uh, we just- we decided we really wanted to have a baby. So, we had initianlly asked on of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-"
"Then we figured, they´re already mean enough" Elliot says cutting him "Can you imagine one of 'em pregnant"
"Pregnant, no" They shake their heads
"No, thank you" Elliot says
"You saw that right? Everybody fawning over Lily, and then you walk on and suddenly it´s all" Kurt says to Elliot "Ooh, Skymall. I gotta buy a motorized tie rack" He looks around "All right, you know, I´m gonna give the speech." He says trying to get up
"You´re not giving the speech" Elliot says looking around "You´re gonna be stuck with these people for the next five hours."
"You´re right, you´re right. Okay. I´m sorry."
"Look at that baby with those cream puffs" A woman says
"Okay. Excuse me." Kurt says to the woman "Excuse me. This baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn´t for us 'cream puffs'" He looks at the rest of the people in the plane "Andy ou know what? Note to all of you who judge-"
"Kurt" Elliot tries to call him but he ignores
"Hear this. Love knows no race, creed-"
"Kurt" Elliot tries to call again
"Or gender. And shame on you" He points to someone "You small-minded, ignorant few-"
"Kurt!" He calls again
"What" He looks down to Elliot
"She´s got the cream puffs" He whispers and Kurt looks at everyone ashamed
"Oh" He looks at everyone with a apology face and sits down
"We would like to pay for everyone's headsets" Elliot says to the people behind him
"Buddy." Sam says passing the oil baby on Finn´s head "Why do you keep getting stuck like this?"
"I thought I could get out this time." Finn says
"I´m just gonna say it" Rachel says walking on the stairs "He needs to be checked by a specialist"
"Ow" Finn complains
"There." Finn gets out "Be free. Excalibur" Sam chuckles
"I´m having a friend over today" Quinn says going to the stairs
"Who?" Brittany asks with a basket of clothes in hand coming downstairs
"Uh, you don´t know him." Quinn says passing Sam and Brittany
"Him?" She looks at Sam chocked "Him?" Now she looks up searching for Quinn
"Ooh, a boy." Finn says "You´re gonna kiss him?" He says with a disgusted face
"Shut up" Quinn responds
"Easy, easy" Sam says trying to calm them down
"Yeah, shut up!" Rachel shouts to Finn
"No, you shut up!" Finn says back
"Finn, Rach, why don´t you take it outside, okay?" Brittany suggests
"And do what?" Rachel asks
"Fight in the sun. It´ll be a nice change." Sam says
"Quinn" Brittany calls and Quinn looks down to her
"I´m kidding" Sam says to Finn nad Rachel
"Who´s the boy?" Brittany asks
"His name is Noah, but everyone calls him Puck. I might as well tell him not to come because you guys are just going to embarrass me again" She says going upstairs
"Sweetie, hang on a second" Brittany says to Quinn but looks at Sam "You´re 15, and it´s the first time you´ve had a boy over" She looks upa t Quinn "I mean, I´m bound to be a litle surprised, but I´m not gonna embarrass you."
"I better charge the camcorder" Sam says and Quinn cries while going upstairs "I´m kidding. Come on. Who are you talking to?" He shouts
Sam
"I´m the cool dad. That´s- That´s my thing." He looks at the table "I´m hip. I-I surf the Web. I text, 'LOL' – Laugh out loud, 'OMG' – Oh, my God, 'WTF' – Why the face?." He says looking at his phone "Um, you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so-"
"We´re all in this together"
"Yes, we are"
"We´re all stars something, something you know it" Sam sings to Quinn, Finn and Rachel while dancing
"Mom! Dad!" Rachel shouts
"What happenned?" Brittany shouts back
"Finn just shot me!" Rachel says with her hand on her arm
"I didn´t mean to" Finn says running behind
"Are you okay?" Brittany asks dropping the basket of clothes on the next chair
"No. The little bitch shot me" Rachel says to Finn and Sam chuckles
"Language" Brittany scold
"They´re only plasti BBs." He holds the gun closer to Rachel "It was na accident"
"What did I tell you would happen if you got him a gun?" Brittany madly asks Sam "Deal with this"
"Buddy, uncool" Sam tells Finn, who just nods his head
"That´s it? That´s- No, no, no, no." She shakes her head "The agrément was that if he shoots someone, you shoot him."
"We were serious about that?" Sam sadly asks
"Yes, we were" Brittany nods her head "And now you have to follow through." She sighs
"I´m so sorry" Finn says faking the cry and Rachel sighs
"Liar" Brittany coldly says and Finn looks at her with 'are you serious' face
"Go" Brittany says
"He´s got a birthday party" Sam says
"What´s more importante here, Dad?" Rachel asks unbelievable
"You can shoot him afterwards" Brittany says turning to Sam "He´ll be home at 2:00"
"I can´t shoot him at 2:00. I´m showing a house at 2:00" He says to Brittany
"What about 3:00?" Rachel suggests
"No, he´s got a soccer game at 3:00" Brittany says "And then- Oh, we gotta leave for that dinner thing at 5:00. 4:15. You could shoot him at 4:15"
'Yeah, I guess that Works for me."
"Oh" Finn complains
"'Shoot Finn'" Brittany notes on the board
"Sorry, dude." Sam says shuffling his hair "It´s on calendar"
"Oh, come on!" Finn complains again
"I´m quitting soccer" Blaine says to Santana while they´re walking "It´s a game for children."
"No, you´re not quitting. You would have stopped that goal if you weren´t staring at that little girl" Santana says and Blaine looks at her
"She is not a girl. She´s a woman" Santana rolls her eyes and start to walk faster to the car where Mike was waiting
"You know, Santana that little blowup with that other mom. Why do you have to do things like that?" Mike says looking around to drive
"If somebody says something about my Family, I´m going to-"
"I´m jus- I´m just saying you could- you could take it down here a little bit. That´s all"
"Oh yeah. 'Cause that´s where you live, down here." She says sarcastically "But I live up here!" She puts her hand up
"Yeah, but you don´t have to be so emotionel all the time." He says not taking his eyes from the street "That´s all I´m saying." He looks at the rearview to look at Blaine "Blaine, you´re with me on this, right?"
"I wanna telle Brenda Feldman I love her" He says looking out the window
"Oh, for God sakes" Mike complains
"Blaine, she´s 16." Santana says to Blaine without looking at her
"Oh. It´s okay for you to take na older lover?" He sacarstically asks
"Hey, watch it." Mike scolds
"I wanna go to the mal where she works" Blaine continues "But first I need to get my white shirt, the silk one."
"Okay. If that´s what you really want to do."
"Seriously. Not to be evil stepdad, but if you put on a puffy white shirt and declare your love for a 16-year-old, you´re gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants." Mike says
"Stop the car" Blaine quickly says
"Oh, where are you going?" Santana says looking at the open door and they hear a car honking "See? You hurt his feelings"
"Ah- Well, if toughens him up a little bit then-" He´s is distracted by Blaine picking flowers "Oh, geez. He´s picking flowers." He says unbelievable
Mike and Santana
"Blaine´s very passionate, just like his father. My first husband- He´s very handsome, but too crazy." She looks at Mike besides her who has his hands on his lap "It seemed like all we did was fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I´m not kidding you, we fell out the window together." She laughs
"Which- Which one were you doing?" Mike says and looking at her "I´m hearing this for the first time." He says and Santana makes and apology face
"This doesn´t worry you?" Kurt asks Elliot while holding the baby sit "She barely slept on the plane and she´s still awake." Elliot goes closer to the door to open it
"Oh, stop worring" He puts the bags on the ground and open the door to Kurt to pass
"I can´t. That´- That orphanage was all women" He says enteiring the house and Elliot picks the rest of the bags "Maybe she just- she can´t fall asleep unless she feels a woman´s shape"
"I guess that´s possible"
"So here" He holds the baby sit closer to Elliot to him to pick
"What the hell is that supposed to mean" He asks offensive
Kurt and Elliot
"Yes, I´ve gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby, which has been very difficult. But apparently your body does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing-
-Where it retains nutrients-" Elliot is in the closet eating a chocolate looking at the things inside "some sort of molecular physiology thing. But that´s Science" He looks at the câmera filming him "You can´t- You can´t fight it, so-
Kurt and Elliot
-so..." They stay silente for a while
"I´m not saying anything" Kurt says in a low voice looking at his hands on his legs crossed
"You´re saying everything" Elliot says to Kurt but looking at the air and they stay silente again
"count to three" Kelliot says getting close to some door
"One, two-"
"Three" Elliot says cutting Kurt
"Okay" Elliot opens the door and they enter the pink room
"Oh, Cam" Kurt looks around the room "This is beautiful"
"Oh, my god. Do you love it?" He says looking to a wall
"Yes, I-" He looks to the same wall "What the hell is that?" He asks looking at the painting of them two looking like angels on the wall
"I had Andre do it while we were gone." Elliot says
"Is that us, with wings?" He asks confused
"We´re floating above her, always there to protect her." He says looking at the wall and Kurt and doing movement with his hands
"Okay. Well, that´s reassuring right, Tina?" He asks looking at the baby in the baby stroller "Yes, we tore you away from everything you know, but don´t worry, things are normal here. Your fathers are floating fairies." He says sarcastically "No, can you call Andre, have him paint something a little less gay?" They approach the wall "By the way, we need to stop having friends with names like Andre" They look at Tina
"Short dad is angry daddy" He whisper closer to the baby
"No, I´m not"
"Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from airport." He says on a low voice
"Okay, that´s another one-Pepper" He says sarcastically
"Okay, what´s up?" Elliot asks
"All right, look. I-" He pauses and looks at the painting "I-I never told my Family we were adopting a baby. And-"
"I know" Elliot cuts him
"You do?" He asks more relieved but still tense
"Yeah, and I don´t blame you. I know your family. You´d tell ´em. They´d say something judmental." He says not taking his eyes from Kurt´s
"Exactly" Kurt looks at his eyes
"You´d get mad."
"I know. And then something that´s supposed to be nothing but joyful suddenly turns into this huge fight. And-"
"And who wants a big, emotional scene like that?"
"Thank you. Thank you." He says now completely relieved "i´m so- I´m so relieved you understand" He puts his head quickly on Elliot´s shoulder and rubs his arm
"I invited them over for dinner tonight." Kurt looks at him unbelievably and he walks away getting out of the room
"What?" Kurt shouts
"I had to." He shouts too and Kurt start to follow him "This would have gone on forever." He turns to Kurt but continues to walk "You´re na avoider" And turns to his front back
"No. No. No. El, I´m calling them right now and canceling."
"No, you´re not." He stops "You´re telling your Family you adopted a baby, tonight. Andy ou do have avoidance issues. Even Longinus said so." And walks away
"Are- Are you really not hearing these names?" He says and goes to where Elliot is
Puck is out of their house looking throught the window to see if there´s somebody inside and then rings the bell
"Don´t answer it! I´ll get it!" Brittany is folding clothes and stop after hearing it and Quinn finishs passing lipsticks and trows on her bed to go answer the door, but Brittany is faster and continues folding clothes, and open the door
"Hi. Hey, you must be Noah" She helds her hand
"Hey. Noah. Yeah" He says shaking her hand
"I´m Quinn´s mother"
"Hey" Quinn says picking Puck´s hands
"Mm-hmm" Brittany says and clears her throat
"Come on. Let´s go" Quinn says going to her room and Puck starts following her
"Okay. Um-" Brittany says and they turn to her "Hang on one second. Um-" She pulls Puck closer by his jacket "Whoa. Noah, you´re still in high school?"
"Yeah, I´m a sênior" He nods his head
"A sênior. Okay. Cool" Sam enters the space where they´re talking "Hey, Sam. Sweetie. Honey" Sam looks at her "He is Noah, and he is a senior" She says pointing to Puck "You have to scare him." She whispers
"Let me meet this 'playa'" He goes closer to Puck "Sam Evans, yo."
Sam
"It´s like that. You just- You just stare down at 'em, let the eyes do the work" He sighs "Your mouth might be saying, 'Hey, we cool,'" He points to his mouth "but your eyes are like, 'No, we not.'" He points to his eyes and after he finishs talking he smiles and then point to his mouth "'Nice to meet you'" He points to his eyes "'No, it´s not'" He points to his mouth "'It´s all good'" and then point to his mouth and mutters "'No, it isn´t'"
"Yo" Puck says
"Yo" Sam says and Quinn looks at him passing her hand in her hair
"Okay, I see you two guys-"
"Wait, wait, wait" Sam cuts Quinn "You two-" He stands on a step above Puck to get bigger than him and look at his eyes "You tow keep it real, know what I mean, son?"
"Not really" Puck shakes his head
"Please stop" Quinn raises her hand
"That´s cool" Sam says and his hand slips "Ow. Oh, God!"
"Oh, honey" Brittany says trying to calm him down
"That´s my back" He falls
"Sweetheart" Brittany tries again
"Ow! Oh!" Quinn puts a hand on her forehead and sighs "I slipped in the baby oil."
Sam
He points to his mouth "'Oh, where you from originally?'" He then points to his eyes "'I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation'" He smiles proudly
Puck carries Sam to the living room "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Sam complains
"I don´t know about this. Should I call a doctor?" Brittany asks while her and Quinn follow them behind
"No, no, no, no. Okay" Pucks slowly drops Sam "You´re very strong, homes" Puck still slowly drops him
"Thanks" He completely drops him " There you go"
"Okay. Nice-" Both Quinn and Brittany stare at him unbelievably "Nice soft landing"
"Okay, let´s go. Come on." Quinn says pulling Puck by his arm
"Okay, I´m on my though side." Brittany sighs and goes back to what she was doing before Puck came "So just flip me right back, and we´re good. We´ll be good" He tries but everyone is out of the living room "I just need to get flipped right on my back, and we should be fine. So-" He tries again
Chapter 2 – Pilot part 2