Rose woke up at 2 PM. The house was quiet. her stomach growled like an angry beast, clawing at the caverns pit that is her stomach. Rose walked into the living room confidentially, her foot slammed down on a trip wire, she dives into the living room as three smuppets impact the wall where her head used to be. she rolls into a crouch, not the crouch of someone scared but a predatory crouch, she is ready to strike, eyes scanning the living room. Rose gives lil cal a polite nod. She spots her target, Bros wallet, lying on computer keyboard. The screen saver says "lets play a game" in bloody lettering. There is a rock on top of the wallet. Rose sees the trap, once the keys are normal state the computer will trigger another trap.

"what will it be this time dear brother" she thinks "a smuppet avalanche? Perhaps a simple air horn? Or maybe this is a misdirect and Cal will jump me as soon as I turn my back? But no dear bro Cal is not yours to use this day he is mine" she grabs lil cal intending to use him as a puppet shield to trigger the trap. However, Bro had other plans. In roses hast to get her price she failed to notice the resistance from cal until the string goes taut. A rubber squeaky mallet swings down from the crawl space nocking Rose flat, another ceiling tile comes lose. As rose is buried in smuppets.

Rose pulls her daggers out of her strife specibus and in a flash the fowl puppets are eviscerated. She stomps up to bros wallet and takes 50 dollars out. She hesitates and takes another 20, for her troubles. she puts on her shoes checks that her bus pass is still in her Laptop bag. "the things a 10-year-old can get with a forged signature" she muses. Rose grabs her shades at the door, the same kind of shades that Morpheus wore during the Matrix.

As Rose Strider began her walk to the bus stop a flock of crows coalesced, circling above her. One of her Crows lands on her shoulder, stark white compared to the others jet black. "Hello Minnie, do you want breakfast?" "aak aak"

One bus ride later she enters her destination, Chipotle. Rose was a regular, so they hardly batted an eye. "hey crow girl what will you have" one worker called. "my usual" she responded. When her food was done, she went outside. In one hand her meal, in the other a mix of chips and refried beans. She opens the container, lays it on the ground with a flourish and calls "breakfast" crows swarm. As the Raven Girl eats, she offers a small bit of meat to Minnie.

Another bus ride later she arrives at the mall. The Crows settle in for a long wait.

Rose walked her well beaten path through the mall, she nodded to the security guard Earl and paused in front of a shop, there was a dress in its window. She stares and after a moment scoffs. Soon Rose reaches her destination, a bench. Pulling out her laptop Rose begins her day, first she starts on an assignment for her concurrence classes. Next she edits the newest chapter of her novel, complacency of the learned. Deeming it fit for public consumption she uploads it to her website. The Crow girl hears laughter looking down at the fountain below she sees a group of friends. Rose pulls up Pesterchum

TenticlesandTripwires [TT] began pestering MadscienceGodhead [MG]

TT: Hello, David. how goes your artistic endeavors? I have just published the newest chapter of my E-novel.

MG: oh sick ill have to check it out I just published the newest installment of Jeffery and the bro

TT: Oh? I will have to look.

TT: you're still on the DMV arch? David, I'm disappointed.

MG: you just dont get it the dmv is supposed to be a hell scape of lines and waits got to teach people how to deal with that shit

TTI highly doubt that you need a whole 6 months to explore the topic, or are you just out of material?

MG: no comment although i have plenty of ideas for sweat bro and hella jeff iv just been pumping them out lately like a creativity geysier my minds getting all ol faithful up in here

TT: My brother will be overjoyed to hear that. He finds your work entertaining.

MG: shit that means a lot from the master of irony oh hey rose guess what my mom finally oked the sword lessons

TT: indeed? congratulations David in a couple of decades you might very well be at my level.

MG: hahaha fuck you rose i have to go now im in the middle of mad science shit its time sensitive

TT: Oh, David, you can't just leave me at that. Do tell.

MG: cloning a sabertooth tiger

MadscienceGodhead [MG] ceased pestering TenticlesandTripwires [TT]

TenticlesandTripwires [TT] began pestering GardenGnostic [GG]

TT: Hello Jade. How are you?

GG: good! How are you?

TT: I am fine. How was school today?

GG: not good D: dad picked me up early and everyone is saying i keep on falling asleep in class! But I don't remember at all!

GG: now dads talking about homeschool :B

TT: Oh, a dreadful occurrence. I cannot help you stay in school, however, if you need assistance adapting don't hesitate to ask David and I.

GG: thanks rose :B your so nice

TT: What are friends for?

TT: Jade?

TT: Jade?

TT: I see, sleep well my friend.

TenticlesandTripwires [TT] ceased pestering GardenGnostic [GG]