Eri slowly stepped up the stairs. She had gotten a juice box from the common area fridge when she heard the voices of Midoriya and Uraraka. She decided to investigate.

"Ochako..." Midoriya's voice had come out of a small closet,"I-I don't know about this. What if someone finds us?"

Uraraka spoke in the same closet,"I don't think anyone's going to come looking for us right now. This is the perfect time for some snuggling, and maybe a little something else..."

Eri cocked her head. What on earth could they be talking about? She walked towards the closet, where she began to hear some noises.

"You taste good, Deku..." Uraraka let out a breathy moan,"I want more of you..."

"Oh..." Midoriya moaned.

Eri let out a gasp. Midoriya's moans could only mean that he was in pain! She reached for the doorknob, and pulled on it.

Inside, she saw Uraraka, lips interlocking with Midoriya's, hands on his back. For some reason, they weren't wearing any shirts, which was odd as Eri didn't feel hot in the dorm. However, that wasn't what was important.

The two stopped and turned to the intruder in shock,"Eri!?" They both said at the same time.

Eri let out a scream, and ran for the stairs.

Some members of Class 1-A were sitting around the common area when Eri ran in, sobbing uncontrollably.

Yaoyorozu ran over to her,"What's wrong, sweetie?" she knelt down to her level.

Eri sniffled,"Uraraka... she's trying to suck out Izuku's ribs!"

Yaoyorozu's concerned look turned to one of shock,"Uh, what!?"

Ashido and Kaminari burst out laughing behind her.

"Um, Eri, you don't understand-" Yaoyorozu began,

"That's totally normal!" Ashido said in between bouts of laughter.

Yaoyorozu turned to her with a look that said,'What the hell are you doing!?'

Todoroki looked up from his book,"This will not end well..."

Eri cocked her head in confusion," Really?"

"When two people love each other very much, they try to suck on each other's ribs! It's a form of affection!" Ashido continued, grin never leaving her face,"I've had my fair share of rib sucking!"

"Yeah, me too!" Kaminari said, having been doubled over in laugher.

Jirou had a smirk on her face,"Wait, you've been successful?"

Kaminari looked at her in credulously,"Of course I've been successful! What, you jealous?" This earned him a poke in the forehead with her earphone jacks,"Ow!"

Jirou turned to Eri with a grin,"Anything else they were doing?" she noticed Yaoyorozu's look of betrayal,"Hey, I just want to see where this goes!"

"Well, their shirts were off for some reason. I don't know why, it doesn't feel hot..." Eri twirled one foot while looking down.

"Oh SHIT!" Kaminari fell to the ground, laughing even harder.

Ashido was hitting the arm of the chair she was sitting in,"Oh my god!" She laughed,"Don't worry, that's just a little ritual some people who love each other very much do!"

Eri gasped in amazement,"Really!?"

Yaoyorozu blushed in embarrassment, and then got up,"I'm going, I refuse to take part in the corruption of this poor little girl!" she walked away towards the elevator.

Todoroki got up,"I'm leaving too, I don't want to be considered an accomplice to this." He walked in her direction.

Eri looked back at them,"Is Yaoyorozu going to suck on Todoroki's ribs now?" She asked.

Ashido nodded,"Oh, you bet!"

"And they'll do the ritual too!" Kaminari said in between laughs.

"Can't this thing go any faster!?" Yaoyorozu shouted from afar.

"I'm pressing this thing as many times as I can, but it won't go any faster." Todoroki said.

Ashido walked up to Eri, and placed a hand on her shoulder,"So, don't worry about those two, okay!?" She snickered.

Eri nodded,"Okay, now I know better!" she turned on her heels and walked away.

At that moment, Midoriya and Uraraka ran down, straightening themselves up. Uraraka was conspicuously missing a tie."Did Eri come by... here..." Midoriya stopped, noticing their sly grins,"Oh, no..." He and Uraraka turned away with a blush.

Kaminari got up and then walked over to punch him in the shoulder,"Nice going, tiger!" He walked off, laughing, while Midoriya let out a low whimper.

Ashido ruffled Uraraka's hair,"Don't worry, we got everything under control!" She winked,"You just finish making Green Boy yours, and then tell me all the saucy details!"

Uraraka only responded with an embarrassed mutter.

Jirou walked between them and poked their shoulders with her jacks,"Pick a better spot, next time!" She snickered.

One week later...

As class began to finish up, Aizawa turned to Ashido and Kaminari,"You two, a word." He frowned.

The two gulped as they looked at each other. They walked up to him.

"... I took Eri to see the Wild Wild Pussycats." Aizawa said, tapping his fingers onto his desk,"We discussed things, explored the wilderness, introduced her to Kouta. And then," He narrowed his eyes in anger,"Kouta ran screaming to his aunt about how Eri wanted to suck on his ribs. Why? She said it was because she liked him. Now, care to explain the reason why Eri thought this?"

"... it was freaking hilarious?" Ashido scratched the back of her head.

"And kinda cute?" Kaminari gulped.

"The Pussycats thought so," He got up,"So I won't punish you that badly. However..."

The two were in their hero outfits, staring at Bakugo in fear,"I told him that Kaminari called his mom a milf, and Ashido called her a bitch," Aizawa explained,"He's very angry at you right now."

Ashido and Kaminari winced,"Well." Kaminari turned to Ashido,"Nice knowing you."

"Agreed." they then hugged each other, and screamed in terror as Bakugo leaped at them.