chapter 2
As I finished regenerating, I open my eyes and what greeted me was an endless expanse of white cubes with a reddish-purple sky. As I began to survey the area, I noticed that there were blue roads travelling in between the white blocks.
So, all of that wasn't a dream huh, That made me realize somethings.
Well dying for a second time, made me realise a couple of things:
1. This is very much real and not a hallucination. The pain felt too real to be a dream.
2. Dying has a tendency of knocking sense into your skull.
3. Dying in hell hurts a lot and regenerating in hell feels like your entire body is submerged in magma, which hurts even more.
4. When you die, you begin to remember random and obscure facts, that you would normally never find the need to, for example I remembered that this is hell, to be more specific, This is the bleach hell, that was first shown in the 5th episode of the Bleach anime, And then later expanded upon in the 4th bleach movie into the hell verse.
5. Lastly, I am so beyond fucked, I am in the bleachverse, ya you know that place, where Quincy Jesus has an Army of Quincy nazis with overpowered bullshit abilities, that want to take over the world.
And on the other hand we have a group of fanatic soldiers that was originally built by a group of killers and is still controlled by a Millenia year old serial killer with overpowered Bullshit abilities, ya that place with non-existent power scaling, remembered it? Good.
Because this is my life now.
Well at least there's a brighter side of things, I have a near limitless supply of EXP bags from the countless numbers of hollows, and the worthless cannon fodder Shinigami, which are basically walking EXP bags that no one will ever miss, and I haven't even started on hell.
Everyone is too broken here to care what happens to themselves, so they most likely wouldn't even resist when I try to kill them, and if I ever figure out a method to permanently kill them, they will willingly come to me, so that they can escape the torment of hell.
''hhhaa'' I sigh out
''I seriously need a game plan, and a good one at that. But first I need to gather some information, and the best way of doing so is by asking the system''. I mumble under my breath.
''Game, can you please tell me when will the Canon of bleach start?'' I ask the system in a drawl
*ping* the string of events you call canon shall start in 1 year 11 months.
Ok that could work. If I break out on the deadline of the quest, I will have roughly 2 months before Rukia gets kidnapped, and just like that, I have a rough but workable timeline to work off of.
''Next question game what are the baseline STR and END stats of Kenpachi Zaraki when he first appeared in the Anime without the eyepatch?'' I ask the system in curiosity.
*ping* Kenpachi Zaraki when he first appeared without the eyepatch possesses an STR stat of 30 and an END stat of 40.
…
''I think I asked the wrong questions, Because this is really not telling me much'' I drawl out while facepalming
''Ok game let me rephrase the question, How much DEX do you need to move at the speed of lightning and how much DEX do you need to move at the speed of light?'' I asked the system in a drawl
*ping* you need a DEX stat of 50 to move at the speed of lightning and a DEX stat of 250 to move at the speed of light.
So when Ichigo first fought Byakuya in his Bankai, He had a DEX stat of 50-55, Interesting, So that should be my goal, to reach 50-55 in all my baseline stats before leaving hell.
''Before I continue making my plans and goals, quick question game, do you have a note function.'' I ask the system.
*ping* yes The Gamer System possesses such a function, you may activate it by vocalising the command "Notes".
Saying "Notes" a blue screen with a keyboard appears in front of me, getting my hands on the keyboard I start typing.
*ping* Notes.
Game plan for hell:
1) kill and drain as many sinners as possible while in hell (minimum goal 50 per day) and experiment.
2) gain skills and grind them up to max level.
3) kill all the villains from the hell verse movie, because they were all shitty villains, especially the fat one, find and torture the fat one, Because fuck him.
4) reach 50 or above in all base stats.
5) escape hell
Game plan for after escaping hell:
1) just relax for a couple of days then jump into an instant Dungeon and grind all my Quincy and fullbringer skills up
2) take a plane to Japan and buy a house in Karakura Town, and then enrol in Ichigo's High School, since all the fun things happen around him and his friends, (the main reason is because of the amount of waifus that appear there).
3) Get waifus and lose my V card, because I don't want to die a virgin for the third time.
4) deal with the soul society, And then with the Quincy nazi Jesus and his Army of Quincy nazis
(sadly I did not know much about them, Since I never read the Manga, which I am currently regretting, I mean really really regretting, the only information I have about them, Is from YouTube videos, That I barely remember).
5) relax and enjoy my life maybe get married, and if I get strong enough, travel to different Worlds.
6) maybe Hangout and chill with the other Gamers or if they are annoying, Kill them off. (But we will cross that bridge when we get to it).
*ping* Would you like to save your progress?
[Save] [Delete]
''Before I save will I be able to modify my notes later on, Game?'' I asked the system in a drawl.
*ping* you may modify your notes as you please before or after you save them.
''Ok I just wanted to be sure'' after saying that I tap the save option.
*ping* Quest created: strength even in Hell.
Mission: get all your baseline stats to 50
Bonus mission 1: get all your baseline stats to 60
Bonus mission 2: get all your baseline stats to 50 without spending a single stat point.
Rewards: 100K Exp, A custom Quincy weapon, 100M yen, Up item.
Bonus reward 1: 1M Exp, 10M yen, 3 gacha token, ?.
bonus reward 2: 10M Exp, 2 1up item, 4B yen, skill book, ?.
Time limit: before you leave Hell
failure: [Weakened] debuff for a week.
I blink, well aren't you a tough little quest, but those rewards, I want them, I want them all, I will have them all. Well thanks to this quest, my goals have changed a bit, now I have to get 60 in all my baseline stats without spending a single stat point.
Anyway, besides from me turning into a greedy little fucker out of nowhere, I have a game plan to start and eventually complete, and the first thing on the list is go kill some sinners, so that is what I am going to do, I just have to find them first.
…
After looking around for a couple of minutes, I found someone lying on the ground looking catatonic, drool leaking out of his mouth and everything, so he will be my first target… hmmm no subject fits more in this situation, but target sounds cooler, so target it is.
I walk and jump down to my target, he was lying down in a crevice in between the large cubes.
As I landed, I quickly look around to see if anyone else is here with him, but to my luck, there was no one else, quickly double-checking my surroundings to make sure that no one can see, what is about to happen.
I walk up to him and lightly kick him with my foot.
''Hello is anyone in there'' I ask in a drawl.
… No response
So I kick him harder.
… still no response.
''Well aren't you an interesting conversationalist'' I drawl out
Game how do I activate Vampirical? I ask the system.
*ping* simply bite into the body of the target, till you draw blood and then will / think the ability to activate, Warning this ability can only be used on target's that are weakened or disabled.
Good to know, thank you game.
But before I did anything, Out of sheer curiosity, I Observed him
*ping* Observe.
Name: Tsumibito jū
*ping* Observe has levelled up to level 2.
... Well that was useless, I deadpanned.
No. no, I am sorry system, that was rude of me to say, Since you put so much effort into it, that wasn't completely useless, now I know his name is jū, that was such crucial information, that I can't believe, I was able to live for so long without it, But now, now with that information, I have learnt the meaning of life, I am ascending to a grea-, OK you get the point.
It levelled up let's try this again, because why not I think Observe.
I remembered something about the definition of insanity, but it was probably nothing so I ignored it.
*ping* Observe.
Name: Tsumibito jū
Race: Togabito/Sinner
...
''haaa'' I sighed in frustration
''I guess this is what I get, for getting my hopes up'' I say in an irritated drawl.
''Anyway, what was I doing, Before I wasted my time?'' I pondered to myself.
''ah yes I was about to eat someone, back to it I guess'' I say in a cheery drawl.
I picked up the prawn body by the neck, still no reaction, and sink my teeth into the flesh. I begin to feel a weird coppery flavour on my tongue, it's obviously blood, but the taste isn't as bad as I remember it, it's actually quite pleasant, After pondering about why the blood tastes pleasant for a short while, I activate vampirical.
A warm feeling began to rush into my body, I couldn't describe it as anything else but warmth. But to my disappointment it left abruptly as it came.
Funnily enough, I didn't actually drink his blood, it's more like I drained him of all his energy, since when I was finished, his body crumbled to dust.
*ping* for killing Tsumibito jū You have gained 10,000 Exp and for permanently killing a Togabito/Sinner by devouring their soul you have gained an extra 10,000 Exp.
*ping* you have gained a random skill off of the drained target. Skill gained: 'look mum no hands'.
*ping* 0.01 has been added to your DEX
I am sorry. Did that just say, I ate his soul?
I read the notification for a second time. Yes. yes, it definitely does, well apparently, I just became a discount Bount, that's neat.
...
Well, the problem of finding a way to permanently kill sinners, and them coming back for revenge is, well no longer a issue.
ahm. game where are the alerts for the level up, and where is the description for the new skill? I ask the system in a curious drawl.
*ping* You do not have those options enabled.
I blinked, ''Excuse you Game, I think there was a glitch in the text, may you please repeat yourself?'' I requested with a smile.
*ping* You do not have those options enabled, visit [menu] alerts to enable them.
Game, I graciously give you an option to simply admit that you made a mistake, And fix it, I understand that you are not perfect, and you can make mistakes, you do not need to feel bad about it. I say with an attempt at a reassuring smile.
…
And it just ignored me, lovely.
…
This is going nowhere.
…
So fine I will bite, How do you visit the menu, Game? I ask the system in a annoyed drawl.
*ping* you may visit the menu page by saying or thinking [Menu].
[Menu] I think of activating the command.
A blue transparent screen appears in front of me, labeled menu-sama
*ping* Menu.
[Alerts]
Store
Gacha
[Skills]
[Stats]
[Perks]
[Inventory]
[Game]
[Music]
[GUI]
[Character appearance]
The store and the gacha were greyed out, so I'm assuming like the gacha, I will have to earn the store, which is kind of annoying. But at the same time, I will get it eventually, so who really cares.
I tap on the alerts option, And another screen appears with alerts this time.
*ping* Alerts.
System alerts (On/Off)
Stat increase alerts (On/Off)
Skill descriptions upon receival (On/Off)
Levelling up alerts (On/Off)
Damage notification (On/Off)
Energy use notification (On/Off)
I quickly turn everything but Energy use notification to on and tap Confirm on my changes.
Now that that's done, is there anything you did not notify me of before, for example, any skill that I was not notified of? I asked in annoyance.
*ping* you have gained 3 new skills since the last time you checked the skills tab.
As I read the message my eye begins to twitch sporadically.
Calm down, calm down, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, slow and gentle, that's right, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.
I am a calm and collected person, and this piece of shit system, does not bother me. I am a calm and collected person, and this piece of shit system, does not bother me. I keep repeating this like a mantra in my head.
After repeating the action, a couple more times, I finally begin to calm down.
I go back to the menu, at least this one doesn't fucking! close after you switch to a different screen.
I tap on the skills option and a screen with all my skills appears.
*ping* Skills
Skill ''Hellfire manipulation''
Skill ''Observe'' level 2
Skill ''Gamer's Body" level max
Skill "Gamer's mind" level max
Skill ''healing magic'' level 1
Skill ''Flame Manipulation'' level 1
Skill ''Earth magic'' level 1
New Skill "Physical resistance" level 3
New Skill "Pain resistance" level 10
New Skill ''look mum no hands'' level max
And would you look at that, 3 new skills, I wonder why I wasn't notified when I got them, aa yes now I remembered, because I have a piece of shit system Hip Hip Hurray for me.
Anyway, besides my mental asshole-ishnys towards the system, I tap on the 3 new skills to look at their descriptions.
*ping* Skills Descriptions.
Skill "Physical resistance" level 3 90% Passive.
Description: this skill allows the user to resist all forms of physical damage.
at the current level can only resist 3%
requirements to damage user: none
Skill "Pain resistance" level 10 15% Passive.
Description: this skill allows the user to resist and Ignore the influence of pain.
at current level you can only ignore pain up to the level of a deep stab from a knife
Skill ''look mum no hands Doughnut eating'' level Max Active
Description: You have truly mastered, the art of eating a jelly-filled doughnut without using your hands, you can eat a doughnut without using your hands In a single instance of time..
I begin to read through the skill descriptions.
Holy shit, I got physical resistance it's like one of the most overpowered abilities ever, if I Max it out, I could literally be a reverse Askin but better, now I only need to figure out how to get magic resistance and reishi resistance, and then I could be nai-Invincible, tho I wonder What does requirements to damage user mean.
Pain resistance, that's a skill that I really and I mean really needed, because being submerged in Lava, and then regenerating while you are still covered in Lava hurts, it really fucking hurts, So this is literally one of the best skills I could have gotten while I'm in hell, you know that place that is literally made to torture you and till you break.
I began to read the description for the 3rd skill an-
…I stare in a stupor.
I blink a couple of times then re-read the description one more time.
...
no, I did read the correct description of a skill I just changed, OK then...
''The actual FUCK Game!'' I burst out in anger.
No seriously, what the actual fuck am I supposed to do with this, and it's a shitty Pokemon reference that doesn't want to die, die goddamn it!
No, That's not important right now, at first you messed up with the notifications, then instead of fixing it yourself you made me do it, and now you give me one of the worst skills I have ever seen, And that's not mentioning that you literally dropped me in hell, what is the actual use of you, you buggy piece of shit system.
I began to repeat my actions from before to calm myself down.
calm down, calm the fuck down, breathe in, breathe the fuck out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.
I am a calm and fucking collected person, and this piece of fucking shit system, does not fucking bother me. I am a fucking calm and collected person, and this piece of fucking shit system, does not bother me…
it bothers me, It fucking bother m-
*ping* Gamers mind has activated.
''haaa'' I let out a sigh
So that's what it meant, when it said, suppresses negative emotion after a certain point, good to know.
Now that I look back on it, I was being an immature child, and lashing out all my frustration on to the gamer system, which to be fair, it was the main cause of most of it, and being a sarcastic asshole For no apparent reason, well more of a sarcastic asshole than I usually am.
and now that I look back at my actions, I was acting like a retard, from yelling out loud too verbally speaking to the system, In enemy territory, at least I double-checked the area, to make sure that no one saw me eating that guy, so at least I didn't act like a complete retard.
I need to stay calm and analytical, while I am in hell that is the only way, I will be able to break out, before the deadline.
Now that I think about it, why was I acting so emotional, I usually am not that easily angered...
I facepalm
I am in bleach hell and it was stated in the movie, that Hell amplifies all your negative emotions, goddamnit, how could I have forgotten about something so crucial. Gamers mind only suppresses my negative emotions after a certain point, and it doesn't touch my positive emotions, shit I was to confident in Gamers mind. I should have been more careful, more wary, but I just took everything for granted, luckily I realised this early on or it could have been really bad.
About me being more analytical, my two sins, they are a problem, especially greed, the second I saw the rewards from the quest, I unhesitatingly changed my plans, and most likely would have gone with the changes, even if it meant being stuck in hell for the rest of eternity, And that's very very dangerous, now it doesn't mean I won't attempt the bonus quest, I might be self-aware but the sin didn't go anywhere, I am still a greedy bastard, but now if it gets too close to the deadline, I will simply drop it, and it doesn't matter how much the thought alone hurts me.
The next thing that is currently bothering me is why didn't I receive a quest to kill all the villains from the movie, the same way I received the quest to bring up my baseline stats.
''hmmm'' I hummed under my breath in curiosity.
Maybe I will gain it later, or maybe I have to interact with one of them to receive it, which is far more likely.
And the system will not answer me, obviously. I can't really tell if it's sentient or not, I think I shall just ask and hope to receive an answer.
Hay Game, are you sentient? I mentally ask the system.
What? It has never once lied to me, It just ignores me half the time.
*ping* No the Gamer System is not sentient, it is an AI. But you may make it sentient, if you wish, by enabling the sentients in the Game options [Menu].
Interesting, I am not going to do that anytime soon. But it's interesting that I have the option.
Now that you have mentioned it, I remember there was some interesting options in the menu, that I haven't look through yet .
I think menu, to summon up the menu.
*ping* Menu.
[Alerts]
Store
Gacha
[Skills]
[Stats]
[Perks]
[Inventory]
[Game]
[Music]
[GUI]
[Character appearance]
I tap on the character appearance option, to see what that is about.
To my slight disappointment, I can't actually change my physical appearance.
But I can change, what I am wearing, what my accessories are, and what weapon I have equipped, which is still ridiculously useful.
Next we have GUI.
tapping on it another screen pops up.
ping* GUI
HP Bar (On/Off)
MP Bar (On/Off)
RP Bar (On/Off)
mini-map (On/Off)
I quickly turn all of them to on, as I did that a red, blue and white bars appeared on the upper-left of my vision with a 100% written in each of them in black, and on the bottom right of my vision a little Minimap appears.
The next one up is music.
I tap on the music option and another screen pops up.
But music was a little confusing, It was just a compilation of a lot of songs, that I have heard Before, If I had to guess, I would say it had every single song I have ever heard, but this is where the confusing part comes in, it doesn't actually tell me, how to listen to the music, and it doesn't exactly have a play button.
Game, how do I listen to music? I ask the system
*ping* you may listen to music by using the headphones that are in your inventory.
I open my inventory and see the headphones, and in a slot right next to them, was the Quincy pendant, That I received earlier for completing my first quest. Pulling them out, I quickly hang the headphones around my neck, and start to examine the Quincy pendant.
I attempt to figure out how to use it.
*ping* warning as you are not currently a Quincy, you require the skill Reiryoku Manipulation to be at level 5 to use this item.
Well now, isn't that convenient.
the Only weapon I have in hell and I can't actually use it yet, Neat.
How am I exactly supposed to get Reishi Manipulation, I can't exactly pull it out my ass, like everyone else in bleach does.
,,,
Well after pondering for a bit, I got nothing, so I am going to use the tried and true method of science, try shit until it works.
Test number 1: will it to happen…
ya no, nothing happens, it would have been stupid if it did, funny but stupid.
Test number 2: Do the exact same thing that every other gamer, Does to get a manipulation skill, look within until you find something that wasn't there before, and push it to the surface or through your arm, the only problem is that I have two different energy sources, and I can't tell them apart, and I don't want to sit here for the next 30 minutes trying to meditate to unlock my energies, So plan B it is.
Test number 3 also known as plan B: use the Reiatsu and magical abilities that I have and attempt to unlock their respective energy manipulations through them.
So I use the Flame Manipulation skill to create a basketball-sized orb of Fire on top of my outstretched palm, after succeeding in creating the orb of fire, I take a couple of minutes to examine it, trying to understand every single inch of it, trying to unravel all its secrets by my gaze alone. Not getting any result, I begin to focus on sensing the energy that is fuelling the Fireball.
My efforts in attempting to Focus on the energy for the past couple of minutes is rewarded with a ping resounding through my skull, but I ignore it since I am 90% sure that isn't the skill I want, because for one I didn't do anything but sense the energy, and two, the second I heard the ping, the energy I was struggling in locking on to for the past couple minutes, just became instinctive and effortless, if I try to explain it in a different way, it's like I had the sense for my entire life but then forgot about it and now that I remembered it, I cannot understand how I was able to ever forget it.
So with the information, I was given, my educated guess would be that I just got a sensory-based skill, but now that I no longer have to struggle in pinpointing the energy, I was easily able to find it in my body and push it out into my hand and like I expected another ping resounds through my skull.
As I open my eyes, I immediately focus on the blue screen that was in front of me.
*ping* for doing a certain actions 2 new skills have been created.
Skill ''Reiryoku manipulation'' level 1 0% Active
Description: A skill that allows the user to create, shape and manipulate their own spiritual power you can convert it into various forms of energy, manifest it into solid form, or merge into existing objects.
minimum cost: 250 RP
Skill ''Reiryoku sensing'' level 1 0% Active/passive
Description: A skill that allows the user to sense their own or other spiritual beings reiryoku without relying on their five basic senses.
At current level, you can only feel your own energy and see/detect ghosts.
Wait shouldn't it be reiatsu manipulation sense RP stands for reiatsu points, I am confused, Game explain.
*ping* it has been set to reiatsu points, but you may change it to whatever you like.
Ok that's not much of an explanation, but sure can you please tell me the difference between the two Game?
*ping* Reiatsu vs. Reiryoku
The difference between spiritual energy and spiritual pressure is simple: Reiryoku is the amount of energy a being has stored within their body or soul, whereas Reiatsu is the pressure that a person's Reiryoku exerts. In other words, Reiryoku is potential while Reiatsu is energy in use and can be sensed by other spiritually aware beings. In general, those with high levels of Reiryoku will often have the highest levels of Reiatsu also. A skilled warrior can overcome a person possessing greater Reiryoku by possessing greater Reiatsu - this is achieved by having greater control over their own spiritual energy.
... Makes sense I guess
Game, Can you please change it to Reiryoku that fits better. I mentally ask the system.
*ping* confirmed, it has been changed RP now stands for reiryoku points.
''I swear it's like it's pulling the explanations straight out the bleach Wiki'' I mumble under my breath.
O Right I still have the Fireball in my hand almost completely forgot about it, I really should work on my ability to pay attention to the important things especially with my current massive weakness to the element, how massive are we talking? 475% massive.
So to get rid of the Fireball, Because I don't trust myself around it and I don't want to die again, I would prefer to keep my deaths while I am in hell to a minimum, I just flung it into one of the walls.
To gain my mana related skills, I did the exact same thing, but instead of Fire, I create an orb of earth.
What? Did you expect me to use hellfire? ha you are hilarious did you forget about, That massive fuck off weakness I have to fire, and even worse that's not normal fire, that's hellfire have you read that things description?
For all, I know it might just disintegrate my soul, so no I am not touching hellfire until I'm much stronger or I have a safe environment to work with which I currently do not, so ya no hellfire.
*ping* for doing a certain actions 3 new skills have been created.
Skill "Mana Manipulation" level 1 0% Active
Description: A skill that allows the user to create, shape and manipulate mana, the impersonal source of energy that is both external and internal, existing in people, places and objects, and can be transmuted by the user into magical powers that yields upstanding results in both practice and combat.
minimum cost: 250 MP
Skill " Mana sensing" level 1 0% Active/passive
Description: A skill that allows the user to sense mana within themselves or others.
at current level sensing range is 50 m cost: N/A
Can be increased by spending mana 10 m for every 100 MP.
skill ''Fireball'' level 1 0% Active
Description: A skill that allows the user to create a simple orb of Fire, it is one of the most basic fire manipulation skills.
At the current level, the Fireball does 100 dmg for every 50 RP
Cost: varies
So that's how the manipulation skills work, it's like in the original Gamer, you spend energy to attempt creating a skill if you succeeded, you pay the required energy to create the skill, and if you fail you still pay the energy, and the way it measures if you succeed or fail is determined by how high the level of the manipulation skill is.
well at least that is my assumption, which I'll have to test out, now the only question is what skill should I attempt to create.
Well I am a Quincy and I am going to get my bow soon, so the obvious choice is the ammunition for the bow.
So how am I supposed to do this do I just channel my energy and imagine an arrow or...
ahh screw it, I am doing the same thing that Han Jihan did.
I begin to channel reiryoku into my outstretched palm, at first I create an orb In my palm, then I begin to mould it and condense it into a shaft, which I then give a pointed end, and after I am done, I shoot it into one of the walls.
*ping* Reiryoku manipulation has levelled up to level 2.
*ping* for doing a certain action a new skill has been created.
Skill "Heilig Pfeil" level 1 0% Active.
Description: Spiritual energy formed into the shape of an arrow that is capable of injuring and/or killing spiritual beings.
At the current level: if shot from hands does 200 dmg per every 50 RP with a range of 50 m, if shot from a bow damage and range is multiplied depending on the bow.
Cost: varies
Yep the creation method via manipulation skills is exactly how I guessed it to be, since this time I was specifically paying attention to how much RP I lost, it costed me 6% RP to create the spirit arrow skill, or at least it's Quincy equivalent.
It's definitely good, but at the same time not good enough, this is a standard Quincy ability, that every single Quincy can do, so that's not good enough for me.
Well, I am a Quincy now so I guess I can say it, my nazi- I mean my Quincy pride demands it, yeah that's definitely what I wanted to say nothing else but that.
Anyway, my Quincy pride, let's just go with that, will not allow me to be average, so I am going to rip off that lightsaber Chainsaw hybrid that Uryu calls an arrow, which I can't remember the name of.
Game, what's that lightsaber Chainsaw hybrid that Uryu calls an arrow called? I asked the system in a droll
*ping* the item you refer to as that lightsaber Chainsaw hybrid is called a Seele Schneider.
Thanks game.
Anyway, I am going to make my arrows spin, except instead of spin to cut like the Seele Schneider at ridiculous RPMs, my arrows will spin to drill at ridiculous RPMs.
So I begin my attempt at making it, I summon up a normal Heilig Pfeil, which I am like 90% sure that I butchered, and begin to wrap it in layers of Reiryoku, and spinning them in different direct-.
*ping* warning you do not possess the necessary skill requirements to create this skill, Reiryoku manipulation Must be at level 15 to create this skill.
And just like that 15% of my RP was gone.
Of course, why would I ever think it would be that easy. I deadpan
''haaa'' I let out a sigh
It's time for attempt number 2 I guess.
I just summon up a normal Heilig Pfeil and made it spin, and After it gathered enough velocity, I shoot it into one of the walls of the crevice I was in.
And wouldn't you know it, that gave me a skill.
*ping* for doing a certain action a new skill has been created
Skill "Heilig Spinnpfeil" level 1 0% Active
Description: Adding a spin on the traditional Heilig Pfeil, due to it spinning at high velocities, the piercing power, damage and range have all been drastically increased, current RPMs: 8000.
At the current level: if shot from hand does 300 dmg per every 100 RP with a range of 80 m and have a chance of piercing a weaker opponent. If shot from a bow, damage and range and piercing power is multiplied depending on the bow.
Cost: varies
I suppose it's good enough for now, but the second I am able to, I am switching to the better version, I want my gungnir 2.0 damn it.
''Game, add another to do, onto the in hell game plan, figure out how to make a file to store all my useless and unnecessary skills in so they don't clutter up the skills list'' I drawl out loud.
*ping* acknowledged adding create a file for unnecessary skills to the game plan while still in hell.
Interesting, it follows voice commands, I did not expect that, I just did it to see what would happen, but I guess it works good to know. good. to. know.
Game, create a file and name it unnecessary skills and place the skills Heilig Pfeil and look mum no hands Doughnut eating into it.
*ping* acknowledged creating a file and placing the skills into it.
Well, that was easy I was expecting to just get ignored.
Anyway, what skill should I attempt to create next I began to Ponder to myself.
Well, I am going with the hole Quincy motif, so I guess let's go with another Quincy skill.
I think the way I unlock it is by attempting to gather reishi from the environment if, I remember correctly it is literally one of the most basic Quincy skills.
I begin by stretching out my hand, palm upwards because of course, once I did that I begin to concentrate onto my open palm and try to make reishi gather on it, but after 5 minutes of nothing happening I switched up my tactics, I began to imagine a black hole that was consuming and condensing reishi, after waiting for another 5 minutes, I finally saw results, on my palm was a bluish orb made out of reishi.
*ping* for doing a certain action a new skill has been created
Reishi Manipulation level 1 active/passive
Description: A skill that allows the user to gather reishi and turn it into reiryoku, One of the first and the most essential skill for a Quincy.
at the current level can only gather reishi from the ambient environment.
Reishi gathering speed at the current level is 10 per 2 minutes. cost: N/A
Quickly scanning over the skill description...
Well this skill isn't overpowered or anything, I almost feel bad for my future opponents, almost, I am definitely abusing the skill, I just need to Max it out first.
the next skill I need is a movement skill.
I have an attacking skill and a sensory skill, I need a movement skill and a defensive skill to complete the set.
if I remember correctly the Quincy high-speed movement technique is them literally just surfing on reishi.
so I attempt to create the Quincy high speed movement technique by gathering reishi under my feet and riding on it like a skateboard.
*ping* warning you do not possess the necessary skill requirement to create this skill, Reiryoku manipulation Must be at level 10 to create this skill.
*ping* Reiryoku manipulation has levelled up to level 3
Seriously game just two more levels really, I swear this like RuneScape all over again.
Fine if I can't do the Quincy technique, I will just make the Shinigami version, you racist fucking system.
since that has failed, cough racist system cough sorry there was something in my throat, I now attempt to create the Shinigami high-speed movement technique. shunpo.
If I remember correctly shunpo works by the method of creating a small explosion under your feet and being propelled forwards at incredible speeds in a straight line.
I began to gather reiryoku under my feet and prepared myself forwards.
In hindsight that was a very dumb idea, since I was in a very confined environment, but as they say, hindsight is 20/20.
I am sent flying and slam into three different walls, ping ponging from one to the other.
BAM
-97HP
FUCK
-97HP
CRASH
-97HP
As I'm finished using myself like a ragdoll, I fell on the floor.
OW
''aaw fuck that hurt'' I drawl out as I pick myself back up to my feet.
As I finished standing up, I hear pings going off in my skull.
*ping* Physical resistance has levelled up to level 4
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 11
*ping* for doing a certain action a new skill has been created
Skill "Shunpo" level 1 0% Active
Description: by reinforcing your legs and creating a small explosion of Reiatsu under your feet, it allows you to move at incredible speed in a straight line.
At current level, you can move 10 m per step.
cost: 100 RP
Well, at least I got the skill, because if I just threw myself into multiple walls, for no reason I would be pissed.
Now for the defensive ski-
*BOOOOOOOM*
Oh, come on not again, what do you have to do to get some peace and quiet in this goddamned place.
I run out of the crevice to see, a bunch of really buff giant skeletons, I am not even joking they have beefy legs, literally nothing but a spinal cord, a Rib cage, really beefy arms, and an elongated Skull with no lower jaw, that for some reason makes me think of aliens, I swear Dan O'Bannon is going to sue the shit out of hell.
I observe one of them.
*ping* observe.
Name: N/A
Race: Kushanāda/guardian of Hell
*ping* Observe has levelled up to level 3
So that is what they are called, good to know, oh and observe has levelled up that's neat.
As I watched them destroy the place killing most of the sinners, some literally getting eaten, how can the eat without a lower jaw, I will never know, so I am just going to call bullshit anime logic and not bother myself with it.
As I continue to watch in slight amusement, I noticed out of the corner of my eye, that one of them was phasing and swinging his unnecessarily muscular hand towards me.
Neat.
Weight, I sharply turn towards the giant hand that was almost on top of me.
I quickly use my newly acquired shunpo skill, to get the hell out of dodge, but something I was too much in a hurry to remember, is that I had never used the skill before and I was rifley unprepared for the tunnel vision that ensued, so I slammed into another wall, the only difference from last time is that I was moving at really high speed.
*ping* For avoiding any attack from a superior opponent Your dexterity has gone up by 0.2
BANG!
-480HP
*ping* For enduring severe damage your endurance has gone up by 0.1
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 12
After I was finished frenching the wall, I began to plummet.
I just realised I have no idea how to fly or how to stand on air. I facepalm while still plummeting.
''FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAA'' I Yelled out
*ping* Gamers mind has activated.
I immediately calm down.
Well this is boring, I mean I am still going to die obviously, but I am in hell, so death is pretty meaningless here, and to me even more so than everyone else, since thanks to Gamers mind, I won't go insane from dying too many times,
I also won't lose hope or fall into despair, And I don't really feel fear after a certain point, the only thing here that is more than slightly annoying is pain, but the second I max out pain resistance that will also be a moot point.
hmm hell is really not designed for Gamers, it's kind of sad actually. Can I speak to hell's manager?
After I finished my mental analyzation of how pathetic hell is.
I finally looked up and saw massive chunks of debris falling right after me, then I looked down and saw an ocean with massive Lily pads.
So I am going to die one of five ways, neat
1. I'm going to fall on one of the Lily pads and die on impact
2. I am going to fall in the ocean and die on impact
3. I am going to drown
4. I am going to fall on one of the Lily pads and survive the impact but get crushed by debris
5. I am going to fall in the ocean and survive the impact but get crushed by debris.
SPLASH
-960HP
*ping* For enduring severe damage your endurance has gone up by 0.2
*ping* Physical resistance has levelled up to level 5
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 13
As I hit the water, I felt searing pain from my back, but it was gone as quickly as it came thanks to Gamers body.
After orienting myself in the water, I begin to swim up, but some of the water went into my mouth, and goddamn is it salty, it tastes like I just chugged a glass of salt, then washed it down with pure citric acid, then ate a whole box of sour heads and washed that down with a glass of vinegar, and then while my mouth was still covered in vinegar I placed a copper plate on my tongue and ran an electric current through it.
or it's so salty it's like I am drinking liquid shiroe.
Mental note to self Gamers body does not negate the taste, but it does negate the negative side effects of drinking that liquid, I am not calling that thing water, its new official name is shitty hell liquid.
As I continue my mental hatred for the shitty hell liquid, a decently sized rock falls into the water with a splash right next to me.
I Look up and remember that I had a lot of debris falling right behind me.
Sooo being crushed to death and drowning it is. neat.
''sigh'' fuck this will be unpleasant.
...
As the debris finally fell some of the smaller ones managed to hit me before the larger once pushed me down into the shitty hell liquid.
-475HP
-960HP
*ping* For enduring severe damage your endurance has gone up by 0.2
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 14
As the rocks began to push me further and further under the shitty hell liquid, I remembered something that ocean in Hell doesn't have a bottom…
...
So, I am going to be crushed to death after all, Good to know.
…
As I finally reached the bottom of this shitty hell liquid ocean, apparently thanks to Gamers body I don't need to breathe, that neat.
As I breach the bottom of the ocean, I began to see clouds and I began to fall.
A Shit, here we go again.
As I continue to plummet I began to survey the area I was in.
Greyish white clouds, plateaus of brimstone, and large lakes of yellow acidic goo.
Yep, this is the exact same place that I first appeared in, why do I feel a sense of nostalgia, I have been gone at most only half a day.
As I continued to ponder, where did the feeling of nostalgia come from, I failed to notice the ever-approaching ground but most importantly I failed to notice, the ever-approaching lake of acid that was right underneath me, so I fell, back first into a lake of acid, even if I did notice it earlier I would have been unable to do anything about it.
As my body falls in the acid.
SPLASH
HEESSSSSSSSS
-580HP
*ping* for being submerged in a potent acid you lose 10% HP per second.
*ping* Physical resistance has levelled up to level 6
-10% HP
*ping* For enduring crippling damage your endurance has gone up by 0.2
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 15
The pain I felt is quite hard to put into words, my entire body felt like it was melting but at the same time it felt like I was being electrocuted.
If I had to put it into a single word I would say it was agonizing, Gamers body would remove the pain but it would reappear a moment later.
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 16
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 17
-10% HP
*ping* Physical resistance has levelled up to level 7
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 18
*ping* For enduring crippling damage your endurance has gone up by 0.2
*ping* Physical resistance has levelled up to level 8
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 19
-10% HP
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 20
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 21
*ping* For enduring crippling damage your endurance has gone up by 0.2
*ping* for doing a certain action a new skill has been created
skill Acid resistance.
-10% HP
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 2
*ping* Physical resistance has levelled up to level 9
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 3
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 4
-10% HP
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 5
*ping* For enduring crippling damage your endurance has gone up by 0.3
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 6
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 22
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 7
-10% HP
*ping* For enduring crippling damage your endurance has gone up by 0.2
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 23
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 8
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 24
-10% HP
*ping* For enduring crippling damage your endurance has gone up by 0.3
*ping* Physical resistance has levelled up to level 10
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 9
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 25
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 10
-10% HP
*ping* For enduring crippling damage your endurance has gone up by 0.3
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 26
*ping* Acid resistance has levelled up to level 11
*ping* Physical resistance has levelled up to level 11
*ping* Pain resistance has levelled up to level 27
*ping* For enduring crippling damage your endurance has gone up by 0.3
Gamers mind prevented me from falling unconscious from the pain, so I had to suffer through the bombardment of fucking alerts that was currently using my skull as a fucking football stadium, until my HP Fina-fuckinglly dropped to 0
''Will fuck me'' I said in a bored mix of a drawl and a sigh.
-10% HP
After about 10 seconds My HP finally dropped to 0 and I finally fell into the sweet but most importantly quiet embrace of death.
-10% HP
In my final moments, as I was being literally melted alive, my only thoughts were about, how annoying it is to be interrupted while creating awesome anime moves and goddamnit system shut up.
I wonder were is the debris?
*BOOOOOOM*
*You have died*
*GAME OVER*
*You will respawn in 55 minutes''
A/N: SUP, it's me the shitty author here to say that: Holy shit this fanfic got a lot more attention than I expected, to be fair I did set my expectations quite lowe, but you guys blow them right out the water, so thank you.
So this is the part where an author begins to make promises of updating quicker, and that he will become a better author, but since I hate making false promises I won't.
My schedule is chaotic at best and downright unbearable at worst, and I am a shitty author you know the usual English is not my native language blah blah blah blah.
So let's just skip that and move right along to the review responses.
jenes-db: neat.
yourgay6969696969: no you
Therummaster: why thank you, good sir, for the compliments and yes he will keep the immortality but with a twist, I don't give powerful perks for free.
legendaryNOT: thank you, I hope I don't disappoint.
Waterflames3: thanks mate, this will be fun.
Frescko: yes I could have done that, but there are a couple of problems with that 1) in bleach people can move faster than the speed of light and cut planets in half with a single slash. 2) his physical body is only aesthetical and serves no other purpose. 3) he does not need to eat or breathe thanks to Gamer's body. 4) if he did all the body modifications you suggested, he would look like little Hulk junior and 5) bullets what are those are they tasty?
Biotek2389: thanks mate
M2R: neat.
Srsdbz1: why thank you, kindly good sir and I appreciate the high praise.
JackWhitenight: I hope you stay interested.
Guest: thanks mate.
EN: Grim sucks at writing. He is a good boy anyways so no problem here. Also commas lol
edited by jenes-db and the white birb.