This is what happens when the Baudelaires, Esme, Olaf, and Lemony Snicket are stranded on a deserted island.

D/C- I don't own anything in this story. Only the plot is mine.

Sunny crawls up to the water and bites a piece of coral.

"Oochies!" It hurts her teeth.

Violet picks her up and comforts her.

"Don't worry we'll be off the island in no time." She says.

Klaus enters.

"Well at least we have no Count Olaf to worry about." He says.

Violet becomes angry at her brother's optimism.

"Hello! We're stranded on a deserted Island!! We have to worry about food. Not our money being stolen!"

"Well if we ate the baby we would be fine!!" Klaus exclaims.

Lemony Snicket enters and breaks up the fight.

"Now, now children. There is no need to fight," he says.

Violet and Klaus see the error of their ways and promise not to fight anymore. (Yeah right)

"Koose boog?!" Sunny screams. Which meant something along the lines of, "Who the hell are you?"

"Yes I believe we have never met." Violet says.

"Oh I'm sorry. My name is Lemony Snicket."

"Hi. Do you by any chance have any food?" Klaus asks.

"Nope sorry."

"OH great! We have no food, sunny has nothing to chew, and we are trapped on a deserted Island with a complete stranger!" Violet yells.

"Funise Gapots?" Sunny says to Lemony. Which meant, "How did you get here?"

"Oh yes, well I was following you."

"YOU WHAT?!" The Baudelaires all said in unison.

"Yes I was following you. I have been since July," said Lemony still acting a tad bit cheery.

"Ok you creep me out." Violet said.

"Yes stay away strange stalker." Klaus said.

Lemony suddenly gets very sad. "Ok..."

Violet and Klaus ignore this and begin searching for food.

Before leaving, Lemony says one thing,

"Oh if want to find food there is lots by Count Olaf's camp."

"Huh?" They said.

"OLAF IS HERE?" Violet screams.

"Yes he is. Been here for quite some time now."

The orphans huddle together in horror. Lemony walks off to the other side of the big island.

"Good bye Baudelaires! And if you die, please say 'hi' to your mother for me."

-The End- -Or is it??-