A/N: It is I, Ken Lot! (Are you cringing yet?)
Me and my fellow cultured author, Lilbloo20, have come up with another fic for your enjoyment. *Giggles Culturedly* Really happy with this idea.
Like usual, there's very little to say with all the important stuff being down below. So just enjoy!
'Thinking'
"Speaking"
Disclaimer: I don't own My Hero Academia or any of its characters.
Aizawa sighed as he walked to 1-A's classroom. He had called all the girls in his class for an announcement.
An announcement that he was definitely not looking forward to.
'Gotta remember to up Mineta's training as punishment.' He mentally grumbled to himself.
Reaching his destination, he slid the door open, the girls quieting down.
'Good.'
"Due to the meddling of a fellow classmate, you'll be part of a list of cafes for the Annual Clubs Showcase. Your participation is non negotiable with how many guests visiting." Aizawa said, his voice sounding even more tired than usual. "U.A. will be competing with various other schools so I expect you to do your best. Some of you will be working with 1-B and a couple of third years so try to get along." He handed the girls a list.
Oppai Hooters
Monster Girl Hut
Tomboy Outback
Dere Café
Their eyes widened as they looked through the names of the cafes they'd be participating in. Some looked at their teacher in disbelief while some were wondering if this was another test.
"Mr Aizawa, surely you must be joking," 1-A's vice president asked in confusion and surprise.
Aizawa wasn't to joke around but with all his logical ruses, no one could really tell at this point. It seemed that the rest of the girls shared her disbelief.
"You can't really be going through with this kero," Tsuyu said, her face ever so calm.
"Yeah! I mean this has to be against the rules." Mina said, looking incredulously at her teacher.
"Um. I don't really think we should do that." Ochaco said, clearly uncomfortable with the idea.
Aizawa sighed as more of the girls voiced their uneasiness. He couldn't blame them though. He wasn't too fond of the idea either but there wasn't much he could do.
Giving another sigh, he spoke up. "Enough. I don't like it either but the principal has already decided to go through with this. Thanks to Mineta messing with the papers, everything was already set up and paid for."
He rubbed his temples to ease the frustration. "The school can't afford to get new equipment for whatever activity you decide on for the festival. Principal Nezu has the final say in this and he's decided to go through with it. If it helps, you get to choose a student you trust to overlook the events. But only one student so it doesn't get too complicated."
"I'll let you decide on who will have to suffer- I mean overlook the events." They sweatdropped at his slip up. "Decide and report to the principal by today," He said before climbing into his sleeping bag and wiggling out the door.
Most of the girls sulked, upset that there was no way out of it while some were happy that they were at least allowed to choose their manager. Trying to lighten the mood, Mina spoke.
"Look on the bright side. At least we'll look cute doing it." She struck a pose causing some of the girls to blush. "I bet we'd get any guy with these outfits."
Hearing this, Jirou just scoffed. "Maybe you would but I doubt I'd have much luck."
"Don't say that. I'm sure boys would go crazy for you" Ochaco said, trying to cheer the rocker girl up.
"Yeah! Looks aren't everything you know." Mina said before a cheshire grin appeared on her face. "In fact... I have an idea."
Tsuyu looked to her friend in suspicion. "I don't like the sound of that kero."
"You getting an idea? That's new." Jirou said with a small smirk.
"Poo. You're both so mean." Mina pouted before her grin returned. "How about a competition?"
"What kind of competition?" Ochaco asked, warily. Any competition Mina had in mind would not end well.
"We pick a guy and whoever seduces him wins." The rest of the girls blushed at the pink girl's
Momo was the first to object. "W-What?! That's improper behaviour!"
"Yeah.
"Who would we choose anyway?" Toru said, getting a few looks in return. "What? I wanna see where this goes." Everyone except Mina sighed at her response. Those two were way too similar.
Mina got into a thinking pose. "Hmm. How about Midoriya?"
"What?!"
Everyone snapped their heads to find Ochaco looking at in Mina shock. Seeing their eyes on her, she blushed and turned away in embarrassment.
Ignoring the brunette's outburst, Tsuyu slowly turned to her pink friend. "No offence but he's way too nervous kero. He'd faint before we could even talk to him."
Not looking deterred, Mina retorted. "That makes it fun! Whoever gets to actually ask him out wins."
"Why him though?" Jirou said with an eyebrow raised.
Mina gave her a deadpan look. "Have you seen him without his shirt? Hoo boy that guy sure has some abs." She fanned herself as she tugged her uniform.
"I-I still don't think we should do this..." Momo said, more than a little flustered.
"Come on it'll be fun~" Toru said, the only one other Mina currently on board.
"What part of this will be fun?" Jirou scoffed.
"Come on Jirou. Don't think I don't notice you staring at him in class~" Mina sang, wiggling her eyebrows.
The girl in question just blushed and looked away.
"Even so, I think it is immoral for us to deceive Midoriya." Momo spoke up, having gotten her blush under control.
"Sheesh. You're making it sound like I'm tricking him or something." Mina said, rolling her eyes. "It's just some harmless flirting. Maybe a date or two."
'T-Two?!' A certain brunette thought in panic.
The rest of the girls seemed to contemplate it. Midoriya was in no way bad looking and his drive and personality was definitely something they liked.
'A date with Midoriya doesn't sound so bad...'
'Midoriya is pretty hot kero.'
'A date with Deku-kun?'
'I could see us together...'
'Wonder what kind of music he likes.'
Finally breaking the silence, Tsuyu spoke up. "I'm in kero."
Momo coughed into he fist. "It is an interesting competition. I guess it would be a fun activity." The blush on her face wasn't helping her case.
"Alright. I'm in." Jirou simply said, shrugging.
"You already know my answer." Toru cheerfully said.
"U-Um. Well I guess I'm in too." Ochaco said, her face more than a little red.
Mina grinned. "Great. First, we've gotta set up some rules." Seeing them nod, she continued. "Rule number one nothing too indecent." She ignored Jirou snorting. "Showing some skin is fine but not too much."
"Next, no sabotaging or underhanded tactics. Finally, no forcing Midori into something he's uncomfortable with." The girls nodded in agreement. Some were surprised that Mina had thought it through.
"Great! Let's go tell Mr Aizawa."
The girls left the room to inform their teacher on their decision. None of them noticed the floating head hiding behind the door.
A/N: To whoever read this whole chapter, you are a man/woman of culture.
Hoo boy. You would not believe how many times I had to rewrite this chapter. Everytime it was either it was too emotional or wholesome. I might release those drafts as alternate openings for this story. We'll see how it goes I guess.
Right. Onto the important stuff. I have something to say and it's an apology. Sorry for not answering to your reviews in two of my stories. I answered reviews to my other stories and those two stories ended up slipping my mind. Really REALLY sorry about that and I'll try to answer them soon. Though it will be hard with me being on mobile, I'll do my best.
With that out of the way, some stuff about this story. It's really short and I apologise for that but this is just to get the ball rolling. The rest of the chapters should be longer.
Lilbloo and I have already sorted the girls and have decided on the names of the cafés so no need to make any suggestions.
HOWEVER, if you have any ideas for omakes or non canon cafes and girls that work there. I'll be happy to write them. Won't write them all, just ones that peak my interest. So feel free to leave reviews and suggestions. As always, criticism is welcomed and hate will be ignored.
Side note, I am once again asking for fanart. Yes, I know I've been asking for quite a lot. I mean can you blame me. The idea of the girls in Hooters uniforms is too cute to pass up. If anyone is willing to draw that then please PM me. I'll tell you the girls that will be in uniform.
Well, that's all I have to say. Bye! See you, hopefully, in my other stories.