AN: Yes this is a gamer story, Yes it's gonna be bad, And No I Don't Care
Sup it's me Jenes-db Here with my first ever story, a gamer fic at that. I am not prepared for the math but that ain't gonna stop me! as you can tell if you aren't blind this was inspired by The Dark Wolf Shiro and Mirlnirs gamer fics, if you like good gamer ones be sure to check them out, and join the discord seriously it's full of awesome people. And dickheads, Dickheads as well
Anyways onto the story
Chapter 1
The Beginning
In my opinion I was a weird man, in modern society I would be deemed immoral. However I still followed the rules of society to stay in society? I just didn't want to be arrested ok. I was 5'11 had flat dark hair, rather odd multicolored eyes with one being green and the other being blue and was walking home back from work. It was a tiresome day, I had just been yelled at by my boss and i honestly would have killed him if I had been able to avoid the punishment
I'm now walking to my car so I can go home, my car is parked a few miles away from work so I have to walk a bit.
As I walk down the street I eventually see my car on the other side of the street, and decide to cross over without looking at the street to save myself a few precious seconds, I know that it's dumb but it felt like the right idea ok? Why do I feel so judged for some reason
It hit me, it hit me like the biggest pain I have ever felt, it crushed my body to paste and my head was ripped clean off of my neck, as I watch my head fly from my crushed body I felt the pain fade and a strange feeling reside over me as I watched my beheaded body fly through the street.
Whats Next?
Why is it so empty here?
Why is it so black?
Why can't i see anything?
What is this?
I was here, seeing not but this dark nothingness, it was dark, cold and frankly overwhelming, I vaguely noticed that I was not in possession of a physical form, it alarmed me to again see not but void even when i look downwards, I looked around, or tried to at least, however my current being was in a place one cannot understand, there is nothing here, even with nothing in existence, my existence is still in this void. It is frankly concerning that I am alone, alone in a cold and desolate void of nothing
[Welcome! You have been chosen as the host of the Gamer System B8-852]
In front of me, a bright blue screen appeared, I was relieved to finally see something, the emptiness of this void was getting to me, I was starti-
[Continue? Y/N]
The previous blue screen dissipated and was replaced by another one, this one simply saying continue with 2 buttons, one was glowing brightly and the other one was grayed out, it seemed that this screen desired but one outcome so I pressed the big button that had a glowing Y on it
[Please Select Difficulty!]
[Super Easy] [Easy] [Normal] [Hard] [Nightmare]
My current state does desire normality above all else, a disruption of my beings natural order shall not be accepted, it shall be normal
[Selected Difficulty: Normal]
*DIFFICULTY ACCEPTED*
[Please Choose A Name]
Enter Name: _
It seems this screen desired my name, I tried to enter what my previous vessel was named, but-
Enter Name: William John *ERROR: MUST ENTER NAME OTHER THAN PREVIOUS ONE*
It seemed that this screen denied me the right, so I shall choose a different one
Enter Name: Steve Smith
*NAME ACCEPTED*
[Please Select Your Class]
[Warrior] [Mage] [Rogue]
My current being vaguely remembers that the name Steve Smith has a meaning, but I currently do not deem it important, I think about what this class means, is this a concept like those shared by these video games? If that is the case then I shall select carefully, Warriors mean getting close to opponents something which I do not like
Being a mage means I can stay from a distance and throw spells from safety, plus I can utilize support or help magic for a normal life, although I doubt this shall be the case
Rogue seems like sneaking and hiding a valuable skill to utilize indeed however it does not seem to hold up well for combat, I could possibly gain a stealth attack, however there is too much danger
With these points in mind my self selects the [Mage] Class
The screen dissipates from my vision and a new screen appears
*MAGE CLASS ACCEPTED*
Please Select Your Class Specialization
[Summoner] [Necromancer] [White Mage] [Illusionist] [Eromancer] [Druid] [Telekinetic] [Elementalist] [Demonologist]
I start thinking about the pro's and con's on my existence for these, these classes shall determine my life and existence for my eternity
After thinking it over I choose Elementalist since it shall provide the most variety
I press Elementalist and yet another screen appears
*CLASS ACCEPTED*
Please Choose an Element
[Hydrokinesis] [Crytokinesis] [Umbrakinesis] [Aeorokinesis] [Geokinesis] [Pyrokinesis] [Locked] [Locked]...
I saw 6 available options and about 200 Locked Options
I sorted through the 6 options one by one, Water No, Ice No, Shadow/Dark No, Air No, Stones No
And then finally Fire, the Element of Life And Death, Birth And End, the element that shall embody my very being from now on
*ELEMENT ACCEPTED*
[Pyromancer] - LVL 1/100 [0%]
Gain 5 INT and 5 WIS every level
Skills Gained
[Firebolt]
30 MP To Cast
From your finger spews fort a small flame that burns and bites your target, Deals INT+100 Fire Damage
[Create Small Ash]
20 MP To Cast
At the location you target, a small cloud of ash erupts to confuse and hinder enemies
[Flaming Hands]
10 MP Per Minute To Cast
Your very own fire spews and licks your hand waiting for a moment to spread, Deals INT+10 Fire Damage per strike
As 4 different screen come into existence my mind is filled with knowledge on how to use these "spells".
[Choose your Race]
[Human] [Locked] [Locked] [Locked] [?] [?]
To me there is but one choice, after all the only states of being I can choose is human, so I select that one
[Human]
The common folk that lives in the omniverse
The jack of all trades master of none
25% Bonus Class EXP
Coming with this confirmation I suddenly feel, off...
I look around the void and now see one thing, a physical state. I stare at it with interested eyes before realizing that it was in fact me, the vessel that my mind now possesses, it had gold hair, and amber/orange eyes, and was about 5'11 the same height as before and had a rather average face, it was not dressed yet, a detail that helped me take in it's rather large genitalia which is bigger than mine before coming to the void. I just feel jealous now
Please Think "Menu"
"Menu"
[Menu]
[Settings]
[Status]
[Quests]
[Perks]
[Skills]
[Classes]
[BGM]
[The Store]
[Gacha]
[Journal]
Ok Game can you explain this please, I don't really understand the menus, also I finally feel normal again, Who knew that staying in a void of nothing without a body could change a man?
Settings - Here you can see see and modify your settings
Status - The Place where you can see your stats, name, level, hp/mp/sp
Quests- The place where you can see your quest logs, your current quest lines are here
Perks - The Menu to see your perks
Skills - The Menu where you can find all your skills and abilities
Classes - Where you find your classes
BGM - Now this one is a little more interesting! BGM Stand for Back Ground Music, you can toggle back ground music with either your mind or your words
The Store - [LOCKED]
Gacha - The place where you go to spin the gacha with your hard earned gacha tokens
Journal - A Place where you can create chapters and write down things on your mind or keep track of stuff
New Tabs/Menus will be unlocked during gameplay
Eyy thank you game it's really handy, also how can I add more music?, also what is the store? Why is it locked? What could I use the journal fo-
Please Select Status, alternatively you could also say or think the Words "Status"
Just gonna ignore me huh? Whatever! Also you can't just cut me off like that, it's rude
"Status"
Stats will be adjusted based on your Class Choices
Steve Smith
Level - 1
Age - 18 (27 Before Death)
Class - Pyromancer - LVL 1/100 [0%]
Race - Human
Tier- Mortal
Alignment - True Neutral
HP - 100 [Regen 20 per minute]
MP - 200 [Regen 40 per minute]
SP - 100 [Regen 20 per minute]
STR - 10
END - 10
DEX - 10
INT - 20
WIS - 20
CHA - 10
LCK - 10
MP Regen - WIS x 2
MP - INT x 10
HP/SP - END x 10
HP/SP Regen - END x 2
Ah so that's my status, it seems to be around average, also why am I true neutral? I always thought I was more of a lawful evil type, Whatever
You can choose to obtain a powerful boon, in exchange you will gain a flaw, do you wish to test your luck?
Hm, should I really do that, I gain a powerfull boon/skill/ability, but i could gain a big flaw, sooooo.
Im doing it
Perk Added
[Blessed Magic]
You where blessed on birth with a powerful magic core and great control over your blessed magic
MP and MP Regen from INT and WIS is triple
All your spells are 50% more effective and cost 50% Less MP
Trait Added
[Dragon Sin Of Wrath]
You are are being of rage, you deal out your wrath at the slightest challenge and you cannot be calmed
Is it worth it? TOTALLY i just get fucking triple the MP and MP Regen and all my spells are op AF, and all the flaws I have is that I get a bit angry, HAH TAKE THAT BALANCE I WIN
Finally you should choose the world you wish to go to
[Highschool DxD] [Marvel] [Naruto] [Skyrim] [Star Wars] [Konosuba] [Overlord (Anime)]
Wait a minute! Am I going to be reincarnated! IM GONNA BE A ISEKAI PROTAGONIST FUCK YEAH! If I get to be a Isekai protagonist why am I not getting a original world, Honestly it's probably better than i can choose, since I'm gonna get an easier world so i should really think about it
DxD, Marvel, Skyrim and Star wars are just certain death, like I am not going there, also I love you Naruto but, what could i a level 1 Pyromancer possibly do there?
I mean, konosuba is really good but if I choose Overlord I'm just gonna be ainz, look at me being mister OP
[You Have Selected The World: Overlord (Anime)]
*ERROR: WORLD OVERLORD REQUIRES GAMER TO BE OVER LEVEL 100*
Finally you should choose the world you wish to go to
[Highschool DxD] [Marvel] [Naruto] [Skyrim] [Star Wars] [Konosuba] [Overlord (Anime)]
Are you fucking kidding me I could have been like Ainz! I guess I'm not becoming the next Kirito. Konosuba it is then, in comparison to all these other worlds it's basically a easy paradise, I mean overlord would have been fine but whatever. Anyways, Fuck getting insta-killed by everyone in all of these other worlds i'm going to KonoSuba
[You Have Selected The World: Konosuba]
Before you depart on your journey gamer, you must receive these,
[Gamer's Mind] (Passive)
Keeps the user calm and logical
Prevents all mental type attacks
Grants immunity to psychological debuffs
[Gamer's Body] (Passive)
Allows one to live life like a RPG video game character
[Observe] (Active)
Provides information on a target.
[Create ID] (Active)
Creates an Instant Dungeon
Dungeons Available:
[Zombies] [Demons]
Huh, so it's that type of Isekai I should have really realized that when I had all those screens, but I was thinking a bit weird back then, Also can I finally Llea-
Good Luck Gamer! And May You Have A Great Time
Well boys, I guess i'm gonna be a anime protagonist
Welcome to Axel!
Damm this place looks even better than on the screen, I mean should I follow the "cannon" story and become an adventurer or just fuckin fight around this damm place until I get to level 9000 and insta-kill the demon lord?
...
I'm just gonna grind about this town, i could just go kill some monsters about town, do those frogs have resistance to fire? I'm just gonna go test that theory
[A Beginners Guide To Toad Slaying]
Objective: Slay At Least 3 Giant Toads (0/3)
Reward: 50,000 Eris, 100 EXP
Well I guess that guarantees it, I'm just gonna go kill some frogs, that seems like a lot of money for killing just 3 frogs? What even is the conversion rate? I guess I will have to find that out with good old trial and error, like in the video games of old
Well with questions asked that won't be answered I'm off to toad slaying!
-Skip to Toads-
I am standing in a large grass plane with 3 giant toads jumping around, I look at the toads and [Observe] Them
Giant Green Toad
LVL - 20
HP - 1000/1000
Giant Green Toad
LVL - 15
HP - 800/800
Giant Green Toad
LVL - 25
HP - 1200/1200
They are just so weak, I mean I am level one and they are level 15 to 25 and I could kill them in like 6 to 8 firebolts
I walk to the strongest one who is still just mindlessly jumping about and hit him with a single [Firebolt]
[-15 MP]
[170 Fire Damage!]
Giant Green Toad
LVL - 25
HP - 1030/1200
huh, so they don't have a fire resistance cool! The Giant Toad hops over to me and tries to jump on me, but I hit him with a few more [Firebolt]'s
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[1,020 Fire Damage!]
Dude I hit him with 7 firebolt total how Is he not dead! How much HP does he have left? [Observe]
Giant Green Toad
LVL - 25
HP - 10/1200
10 FUCKING 10 HP, DID I JUST GET THAT UNLUCKY WITH MY FUCKING SPELLS, TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING FROG AT 10 HP, Now I'm just pissed off at my luck
[-15 MP]
[170 Fire Damage!]
Killed [Giant Green Toad LVL 25] x1
[+5000 EXP]
[Level Up!]
[Level Up!]
[Level Up!]
[Level Up!]
Steve Smith
Level - 5
HP - 100/100 [Regen 20 per minute]
MP - 1,200/1,200 [Regen 240 per minute]
SP - 100/100 [Regen 20 per minute]
Muhaha fear me mortals I killed a giant toad without taking damage.
[-40 HP]
Fuck! I fucking forgot the other 2 frogs, god dammit stupid frog! [Observe]
Giant Green Toad
LVL - 15
HP - 800/800
I am burning this damm toad to the ground! [Firebolt]
[-15 MP]
[190 Fire Damage!]
Take that, O shit he isn't dying! Why isn't he dying aaaaaaaa
[-5 HP]
TOAD MOTHER FUCKER, AAA I just want to live I'm only at about half HP I can't take anymore big hits, I cast [Create Small Ash] to obscure it's damm vision while I run away, while it tries to hop into the ash I cast a Firebolt on the ground it tries to jump into. Did you know that one those toads jump that they can't stop, once they jump they dedicate themselves to that jump, so the toad lands on the burning and smoldering ground and takes 40 damage while it seems to activate the closets thing it has to pain and visibly flinches allowing me time to cast 2 more Firebolts bringing him to around 100 HP, In a last ditch effort the toad tries to eat me by sending it's tongue at me and pull me into it's mouth to eat me but i cast a [Firebolt] and burn off it's tongue finally killing it
[-15 MP]
[-10 MP]
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[800 Fire Damage!]
Killed [Giant Green Toad LVL 15] x1
[+3500 EXP]
[Level Up!]
Steve Smith
Level - 6
HP - 100/100 [Regen 20 per minute]
MP - 1,350/1,350 [Regen 270 per minute]
SP - 100/100 [Regen 20 per minute]
Huh so leveling up heals me back to full I am so going to abuse that fact, also 800? Did i just fucking waste those spells? I really need to do my math during battle
Now where is that damm last frog?1,
-A Few minutes of running-
I Fucking found this last froggy motherfucker [Observe]
Giant Green Toad
LVL - 20
HP - 1000/1000
At least I only chased him for like 3 minutes so I now have my fucking MP and HP back
I'm going to fuckin burn out your fuckin eyes and eat them while i feast on your frog meats, (Note that apparently it's really good sooo), I aim at his foot and [Firebolt] [Firebolt] [Firebolt] this froggy fuck!
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[-15 MP]
[585 Fire Damage!]
[Observe]
Giant Green Toad
LVL - 20
HP - 265/1000
I knew it! If I hit him with a extra firebolt I would deal 195 Fire Damage, which wouldn't kill him but would take him down to 70 HP, after which I could hit him with Flaming Hands and deal 65 Fire Damage and easily kill him
The toad tries to jump away but because i hit him in the legs he falls on his belly, I use [Firebolt] on his legs, the frog looks way to derpy to be scared but he probably was, probably
[-15 MP]
[195 Fire Damage!]
I activate Flaming Hands and run up to the frog "So you dumb frog! You thought that you could run from me! Take this" I lower my flaming hands onto the stupid frogs chest, the flames spread from my hands and lick on it's fat stomach burning a hole in It finally fucking killing it.
[+2500 EXP]
Killed [Giant Green Toad LVL 20] x1
Ahhh, i deserved that fucking fight, I fucking needed to test out some magic and this was the best. Also did I level up again?
Steve Smith
Level - 6
Age - 18 (27 Before Death)
Class - Pyromancer - LVL 6/100 [91%]
91% FUCKING 91% ARE YOU KIDDING ME! God dammit I hate this shit
Items Added!
Toad Meat x6
Eris x1000
Did I enable auto loot? Also why the hell would toads even drop money? Game can you answer me?
Game?
Hello...
Huh so the game doesn't exist, cool. Whatever, I'm going back to town to see if I can get a place to stay in, I sure as hell am not gonna sleep in those fucking stables
Also is Kazuma even here? I don't know if I would actually like him or not
Whatever im going back to town
Quest Complete!
[A Beginners Guide To Toad Slaying]
Objective: Slay At Least 3 Giant Toads (3/3)
Reward: 50,000 Eris, 100 EXP
Ha take that game! I level up now anyways
Class - Pyromancer - LVL 6/100 [99%]
MOTHERFU-
So that was that, it was a chapter 1 of my Story, A Gamer's Blessing On This Beautiful World, ok so i have a few plans for this series but i am fucking horrible at actually executing them so it's gonna be horrible
I don't play on having him stay on KonoSuba forever of course, i mean he himself just thinks of it as a starter world to grind in before going to the next one
Alright so i showed this to someone else and he got really fucking confused about his actual stats so im going to put his stat sheet down here ok
STATS SCREEN:
Steve Smith
Level - 6
Age - 18 (27 Before Death)
Class - Pyromancer - LVL 6/100 [99%]
Race - Human
Tier- Mortal
Alignment - True Neutral
HP - 100/100 [Regen 20 per minute]
MP - 1,350/1,350 [Regen 270 per minute]
SP - 100/100 [Regen 20 per minute]
STR - 10
END - 10
DEX - 10
INT - 45
WIS - 45
CHA - 10
LCK - 10
MP Regen - WIS x 6
MP - INT x 30
HP/SP - END x 10
HP/SP Regen - END x 2
[Perks]
[Blessed Magic]
You where blessed on birth with a powerful magic core and great control over your blessed magic
MP and MP Regen from INT and WIS is tripled
All your spells are 50% more effective and cost 50% Less MP
[Traits]
[Dragon Sin Of Wrath]
You are are being of rage, you deal out your wrath at the slightest challenge and you cannot be calmed
ยด[Skills]
[Gamer Skills]
[Gamer's Mind] (Passive)
Keeps the user calm and logical
Prevents all mental type attacks
Grants immunity to psychological debuffs
[Gamer's Body] (Passive)
Allows one to live life like a RPG video game character
[Observe] (Active)
Provides information on a target.
[Create ID] (Active)
Creates an Instant Dungeon
Dungeons Available:
[Zombies] [Demons] [Angels]
[Pyromancy Skills]
[Firebolt]
15 MP To Cast
From your finger spews fort a small flame that burns and bites your target, Deals INT+150 Fire Damage
[Create Small Ash]
10 MP To Cast
At the location you target, a small cloud of ash erupts to confuse and hinder enemies
[Flaming Hands]
5 MP Per Minute To Cast
Your very own fire spews and licks your hand waiting for a moment to spread, Deals INT+20 Fire Damage per strike