"This is the life, ain't it, guard?" asked King Arthur, while lying on the shore behind the coconut tree, with the French Guard looking at a coconut. "You know, these coconuts remind me of the time we found them in a tropical island called Mercia."

"Yeah, we banged those coconuts together." The French Guard responded, holding a coconut.

"You banged them?" Arthur asked again as he knew the French Guard banged the coconuts back them.

"Yeah, you know. We had two empty halves of the coconut." replied the guard.

"Did the pelicans take it away from you?" said Arthur.

"No, the pelicans weren't around at all." The guard said, having a drink of coconut juice.

Suddenly, a monkey appeared and climbed up the palm tree, with the Black Knight catching it, only to have the monkey throw one of the coconuts on his head. Good thing the Black Knight wore his helmet to protect himself from it.

"Crikey, did you see that?" asked Arthur to the French Guard, seeing the Black Knight alright.

"Yeah. I saw that. That monkey threw a coconut at my head, but good thing my helmet was on. So I used to protect myself." The Black Knight said.

"For a minute there, I thought you were gonna land in the water after the coconut hit your head." said the guard.