Munch... Munch...
Mikey rolled over, and took another bite of his pizza.
Munch... Munch...
"Eating pizza isn't fun anymore." Mikey frowned. An idea popped into his head.
"But maybe a pizza eating contest will!"
Grinning, he shoved the rest of his pizza into his mouth and went to the dojo. Leo and Raph were sparring there.
Mikey yelled, "HELLO!" But none of them heard him. Huh... Weird.
"...Dudes?"
"Cut the crap, Mikey," Raphael gritted his teeth and pushed Leo away, "and don't distract me."
"Distract you," Leo echoed, "is that pretty easy?"
Raph only grunted.
Mikey sighed and turn around, deciding to ask Donnie first. Perhaps that would be easier.
Mikey popped his head into Donnie's lab, to find him holding a test tube very close to his face.
"Donnie."
"AHHH... Wh-what?" Donnie caught the test tube before it could flip and the chemicals...you know.
"I'm hosting a pizza eating contest!"
"That's...great?" Donnie blinked. "And...you want me to join?"
"Of course, dooooood." Mikey grinned and grabbed Donnie's arm. "Come on! Help me convince Leo and Raph."
"Oh dear..."
After a very very very long time...
All the turtles were settled in the living room. Mikey had April and Casey buy a huge amount of pizza. They were scattered in the circle they formed.
"So! The rules are just eat as many pizzas as you can. Once you finish eating an entire pizza put the box behind you. No stealing of others boxes and please, don't take the piza outta the box and instead of eating it just put the box behind. NO CHEATING!"
"All right, we got it." Raph grumbled.
Mikey gave a overly excited grin and held up a timer he borrowed from...somewhere.
"Get...SET...EAT!"
All four of them started wolfing down pizzas like their life depended on them.
Raph saw that Mikey was eating way too fast...so he resorted to cheating. The moment Donnie finished his second whole pizza, he grabbed both his boxes and placed them smugly behind him.
Leo noticed, and he frowned.
"Raph, you aren't-"
"Shut up, Leo." Raph smirked. "You do, and I'll share his boxes with you."
Leo blinked, before shaking his head.
Raph rolled his eyes. Of course, Mr Perfect wouldn't want to cheat.
Raph finished his pizza and turned around, only to find that one of his pizza boxes were missing.
He whipped around and started accusing Leo.
Leo blinked innocently again, until there was another shuffle of pizza boxes moving.
There was a chuckle and Raph, enraged, turned to see Donnie taking two of his pizza boxes.
"Why yo-"
"Chill Raph, their original owner is me."
Raph didn't admit he had a point, just turned back and continued shoving pizza down his throat.
After ten minutes, the timer rang.
Mikey stood up, yelled, "VICTORY IS MINE!" Before turning around to count his boxes...
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"Hey, where did they all go?"
All three of his brothers chuckled nervously.
"Gone?"
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"I said no cheating, dudes." Mikey narrowed his eyes. "Give me back my boxes!"
"Never!"
The real winner of the contest will remain a mystery...