Chapter 1
A/N This story was inspired by DragonKnightRyo's Ninja Gamer, and this is my first proper story, i'm open to constructive criticism but not people being dickwads.
Hello and welcome to Naruto: The Shinobi Gamer Edition!
The words were floating in the air right in front of my face, I tried reaching towards it but it appears that I dont have my arms, or any body part for that matter…
Why am I so relaxed about this, I no longer have a body.
You are the 1,000,000th person to die today! As such you have been selected to be sent to a completely new world! Congratulations!
Ohhh yeah, that's right I died, didn't I? That still doesn't explain why I'm so calm. Shouldn't I be raging, shouting, and screaming right now?
As per protocol all petty, weak human emotions have been temporarily rendered useless!
That's good, I guess? Well at least I died with my dignity… Wait, nevermind, I committed suicide since I felt life was pointless.
Mr Voice, you listening?
Yes!
Okay good, so before you tell me what's going to happen to me, can you tell me what happened to me after my death?
Your body was retrieved by the police and an investigation was launched into your orphanage as for the cause of your suiciude!
Urmmm, why?
As it turns out your 'matron' was selling children on the black market!
I KNEW IT, my friends didn't just forget about me after adoption, Thank GOD, I thought I was left out because no one wanted a boy of my age who was obsessed with anime. Anyway what should i call you?
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For now, call me 'System' and I will happily answer anything you ask!
Now that's a reason for me to panic, but still, I cannot. Can we maybe move on to an explanation? Because i just don't really want to think about my past life.
Explanation Time!
You have been chosen for a process called reincarnation!
You will be reborn in the naruto-verse with 'The Gamer' abilities!
From here I will give you a choice of many different abilities from different animes!
Points - [1]
[] Fire Dragon Slayer - You gain the power of the great dragons of old, in fact while you gain the power, you can even become one! Immunity to fire Jutsu, +250% xp gains to fire related jutsu, can also consume enemies' fire to gain xp! Severe weakness to water Jutsu. 99.83% chance of becoming a mindless dragon and destroying everything you swore to defend.
[] Sky Dragon Slayer - You gain the power of the great dragons of old, in fact while you gain the power, you can even become one! Immunity to wind Jutsu, +250% xp gains to Iryo and support related jutsu, can also consume enemies' wind to gain xp! Severe weakness to any earth related Jutsu. 88.36% chance of becoming a mindless dragon and destroying everything you swore to defend.
[] Steel Dragon Slayer - You gain the power of the great dragons of old, in fact while you gain the power, you can even become one! Immunity to anything weapon related, +250% xp gains kenjutsu and buki jutsu, can also consume enemies' weapons to gain xp! Severe weakness to Fire and Lightning Jutsu. 99.99% chance of becoming a mindless dragon and destroying everything you swore to defend.
[] This is the power of my stand! - You gain the immense power which comes from the will to fight, though it's completely random. You thought this would be a stand but it was I DIO BRANDO! Weakness depends upon the stand.
[] Vampire of The Great Shinobi Nations - This is the power of Pseudo-Immortality, You gain the title BogeyMan. 1000% reputation decreases to all that hear about you. Gain beloved status to the lovers of immortality. Severe weakness to sunlight, instant death.
[] Stone in all but name - You're a pillarman slumbering underground for over a millenia, Unfortunately you cannot possess any chakra and you probably will be killed by the first missing nin you come up against.
[] I'm gonna be the very best - You gain the ability to summon 6 randomized pokemon from a pocket dimension. Enough said really.
[] Gum Gum Barrage! - You've eaten the Gum Gum fruit and gain the ability to stretch your body in peculiar ways! +200% Speed and Dexterity.
And it went on and on and on and on… it was actually pretty interesting what they were coming up with I think out of all of them I will go with…
[X] This is the power of my stand! - You gain the immense power which comes from the will to fight, though it's completely random. You thought this would be a stand but it was I DIO BRANDO! Weakness depends upon the stand.
Out of all of these I would say that this, while It could backfire, could potentially become my greatest weapon.
You will be given your stand after rebirth
Oh that's actually pretty neat, not gonna lie. Okay onwards we go!
First up is where you will be born, each location has an advantage and disadvantage to them, as well as limiting what options you have for which clan you are born to. Limit to one chosen perk for location of birth.
Due to your power up choice, some places have been locked
Ame no Kuni The country of Amegakure which is lead Hanzo the Salamander and Akatsuki, this country has been embroiled in a very long civil war
Related Perks
* - Will be forced upon you
Child Soldier - You were pressed into service as a child, leading you being forced to learn fast or die even faster, but in exchange you will be unable to properly understand anything but war and battle. +50% EXP to battle based skills and ninjutsu, +100% EXP gained in combat. -50% EXP to non battle based skills and ninjutsu, -100 gained for non battle activities
One with Water - Water has always surrounded you, as a result it has become a very part of your being, leading to you having a Natural Water Affinity, at the cost of never being able to develop of Fire Affinity. +200% EXP Gains to Water Chakra Affinity, locked out from gaining a Fire Chakra Affinity and learning Fire Ninjutsu.
Rain Child - You have always been a strange child, being able to sense people whenever it was raining, feeling more energetic when it was raining, as if the very rain itself was apart of you. Chakra Sense active when raining, +10 to all stats when raining, -10 to all stats when not raining.
The list continued on with various choices before I closed the window.
Well… this would be interesting. I looked through the next couple of entries, dismissing them because… well… they were the filler countries until my eyes landed on the entry of Mizu no Kuni.
Mizu no Kuni, the country of Kirigakure where bloodline abilities are persecuted against and hunted to extinction by the Sandaime Mizukage, currently in a civil war.
Related Perks
* - Will be forced upon you
*Child Soldier - You were pressed into service as a child, leading you being forced to learn fast or die even faster, but in exchange you will be unable to properly understand anything but war and battle. +50% EXP to battle based skills and ninjutsu, +100% EXP gained in combat. -50% EXP to non battle based skills and ninjutsu, -100 gained for non battle activities - Only applicable if you choose a Kekkai Genkai based Clan
Lavaborn - Your clan has learned the secrets of one of the more destructive forces of nature, you were born with the ability to mix Fire and Earth together to make Lava. Lava Release Jutsu available, start with Natural Earth and Fire Chakra Affinity Perks.
A Bone to pick - You are a member of the now defunct Kaguya clan that attacked their own village to satiate their thirst for battle. Dead Bone Pulse available for use, +25% EXP to combat related skills and ninjutsu, +50% EXP gained in combat. -25% EXP to non battle based skills and ninjutsu, -50 gained for non battle activities.
Ice Cold - You are a member of the nearly extinct Yuki clan, hunted and hiding you are helped by the fact that you are able to use your clan's Ice Release Jutsus. Ice Release available for use. You start with Natural Water and Wind Chakra Affinity Perks.
Boiling Water - It really shouldn't have surprised anyone that the clan that was gifted with the Boil Release resided in Mizu no Kuni, everyone will be nervous about getting into the water with you. Boil Release available. You start with Natural Water and Fire Chakra Affinity Perks
A Killer Personality - Your village is called the Bloody Mist for a reason, your past has been steeped in blood from even before you started at the Academy, killing people to survive is your legacy, but it will always make people nervous when dealing with you. Start with the Silent Killing perk, +100% EXP Gained to Silent Killing and Hidden Mist Jutsu, -100% to all reputation gains, start at 'Distrusted' Status with many factions and individuals
Fun with Swords! - Your village is very well known for it's Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, so much so that you wish to emulate them, but your zeal in imitating them has led to certain deficiencies. +250% EXP to Sword based skills, -50% EXP to all non sword based skills.
Eventually I dismissed the screen, there were some tempting options in there, to be completely honest, but trying to survive the Civil War? FUCK THAT SHIT!
The next entry I selected was Kaminari no Kuni.
Kaminari no Kuni, Home of Kumogakure, one of the more militarized villages of the Great Five Nations, be ready for cold weather, falling hazards and rapping Jinchuriki's, you have been warned
Related Perks
* - Will be forced upon you
Stormy Skies - You were chosen in the Academy to learn a specific type of jutsu by the Raikage. Storm Release available.
To Swiftly Flee! - Your clan has always been fleet footed with their hidden technique, you have been no different, although for some reason people seem to think that you like to run from fights. Swift Release Available, people will have a tendency to taunt you.
Thunderstruck - Living in the land of lighting has given you a profound understanding of Lighting and Thunder, the constantly noise does hurt your hearing. Thunder Release available, hearing checks will all be at a disadvantage
Sagely Weapons - Not many receive the honor to learn how to use the artifacts of the Sage of Six Paths, but you have, and with it, came the attention of those with… Less than helpful means - Access to the Tools of the Sage of Six Paths, you will experience a constant stream of thieving and assassination attempts
Ride the Lighting! - The Sandaime Raikage made his name known when he went untouched by all save the Hachibi, many are hoping you can do the same when they start you training in his technique. - Start with Natural Lighting Affinity Perk, you will undergo intensive training in Lightning Release Chakra Mode, failure will result in permanent crippling injuries or death
Blinded by the Light! - With it's frequent storms and cloud cover, light is a commodity in Kumogakure, something your clan always had in excess thanks to you Hidden Jutsu. - Start with the Light Release Perk.
Well… tempting choices to be sure, especially the 'Ride the Lightning!' perk, but the permanent crippling injuries and death turned me off from it. Shaking my head I closed the screen and moved along the list before selecting Kaze no Kuni.
Kaze no Kuni, home of Sunagakure and dominated by a massive desert, the people are hardy and unfazed by the sandstorms that frequent the area.
Related Perks
* - Will be forced upon you
*Sandwalker - considering your village is in the middle of the desert, is it really any surprise that you are able to easily move through the desert? It would be stupid to live here otherwise! You have no movement penalties when moving through the desert and won't get lost amongst the sand, you also know where to find oases for water.
Scorching Winds - Your clan has always been a smaller one, but none can deny that their jutsu is frightening, especially in the desert where hot winds blow on a daily basis. Scorch Release available. Start with Natural Wind and Fire Affinity perks.
A Magnetic Personality - Being able to move particles of iron will definitely get people's attention, especially considering how strong the Sandaime Kazekage was. Magnetic Release(Iron) available. Additional attention to your career
How could a bolt of cloth hurt me? - It doesn't look impressive at first glance, but as with all ninja, appearances are deceiving as you can do a lot of things with some cloth and a bit of fuuinjutsu. Cloth Manipulation Technique available. +15% EXP gains to Fuuinjutsu skills
Not Dolls, PUPPETS! - Puppetry is a well respected tradition in Sunagakure, although some people are prone to tease you about it sometimes. Puppet Technique available, will often be taunted for playing with dolls
Yeah… not sure about Sunagakure to be honest, would be nice to try and give Gaara a friend, but… well… GAARA. So… moving on!
Tsuchi no Kuni, home of Iwagakure, a hard place to grow things, but somehow people survive in a place where stone rules.
Related Perks
* - Will be forced upon you
*Conscripted - Iwagakure has always been militant, and within the village, if you aren't useful, you're cannon fodder until proven otherwise - You are drafted into the Shinobi Corps unless choosing Merchantborn perk.
KABOOM! - Welp, explosions are awesome, and right at your fingertips, LITERALLY! - Explosion Release available, you have mouths in your hands
Made of Stone - Your body is as hard as the stone you live on, making very difficult to harm you, but it is also hard to feel subtle sensations. - Stone Body Release available, sense of touch is diminished.
Like a Mole! - You always felt more comfortable under the ground than above it, who knows what may come falling out of the sky! So much so, you pretty much are blind as a mole - Hiding like a Mole Jutsu available. Blind.
Sticky Fingers! - Sometimes things appear in your pockets without your knowledge, sometimes they appear in other people's pockets, all you know is some of this stuff is pretty cool - +250% EXP gain to Pick Pocketing and Sleight of Hand skills, but people are always blaming you for their missing things
Dust is dangerous - Yup, you got the Sandaime Tsuchikage's attention, and with it Dust Release, but fuck up, and he will have your head - Dust Release available, but one mistake and you will die
Huh… well that's going to be a big hard nope! Iwa would be rough to work with already, let alone living there!
Hi no Kuni, home of Konohagakure. A fairly moderate nation when compared to others like Mizu no Kuni. While not a military powerhouse like others, they are arguably one of the strongest economically due to the sheer size of their territory.
Related Perks
* - Will be forced upon you
Jutsu Thieves- Member of the Uchiha Clan, and wielder of the Sharingan Bloodline. Capable of learning non-bloodline Jutsu +50% quicker and Sharingan EXP growth is increased by +50%. But be careful, Uchiha have been shown to be mentally unstable in some way. +50 Chakra, +1 DEX and WIS per level
Eyes in the back - Member of the Hyuga Clan and wielder of the Byakugan bloodline. Gives the user the capability of 359 degrees of vision when active. Unlocks Hyuga skill/Jutsu tree, people will always wonder if you are peeping on them with your eyes. +2 DEX and INT per level
Man's best friend - Dogs are awesome, who needs cats! At least you'll never be alone with your buddy at your side! Member of the Inuzuka Clan and user of Ninken. - You have a Ninken partner until they die, +50% EXP gain and access to Inuzuka techniques. +2 DEX per level, you will behave more animalistic and have dog like instincts, so watch out for squirrels!
FOR THE SWARM! - Bugs are dangerous creatures that many don't really think about, but you do, not surprising considering they live inside of you. Member of the Aburame Clan - +50% EXP gain and Access to the Aburame Clan techniques and abilities, people are often grossed out by you. +2 WIS per level
Mindwalker - The mind is a fragile thing, and you call the minds of others your playground! Member of the Yamanaka Clan. - +50% EXP bonus to Yamanaka Jutsu and techniques, your body will be vulnerable when using them. +1 DEX and INT per level
Troublesome - Member of the Nara Clan. People always see you as lazy, but your mental acuity is the best in the village, and your skills in the family's signature Shadow Possession Jutsu are nothing to sneeze at. - +50% EXP bonus to Nara Jutsu and techniques, +25 to INT score on creation, but not motivated to do much of anything. +2 INT and WIS per level, -.5 STR and VIT per level unless regularly training
Wood not Would - One of the greatest clans alive had the incredible blood limit 'Wood release' However you will become instantly hated by the Uchiha clan. +150% EXP bonus to all water and earth. Last of the blood line will be activated upon birth. Maxed relations with civilians.
Big Eater - Some people have bigger appetites than most. As a member of the Akimichi clan, you have one of the biggest appetites in the village, and are sometimes called fat, but you certainly know how to throw your weight around. - +50% EXP bonus to Akimichi Jutsu and techniques. +1 STR and VIT per level, will alway be on the large size
Namikaze's legacy - As the brother of the yondaime you'll always have a target on your head. Forced to become a shinobi. +3 Dex and Int, +5 Wis for every level up.
Uzumaki Descendant - While the clan was scattered, some made their way to Konoha and set their roots down there, hopefully some people will get the hint not to try anything with your ramen. - +100 Chakra, +3 VIT per level. 50% EXP Bonus to learning Fuuinjutsu, will have the attention of some people.
Clanless - You are civilian born, your parents, while successful merchants, have never learned how to use chakra, nor do you have a repertoire of exclusive techniques for you to learn, good luck buddy, unless you make very good clan friends, you're on you're own. - No Clan techniques of your own, more money to work with though!
WARNING
DUE TO HAVING A STAND NO BLOOD LIMIT CLANS CAN BE CHOSEN
I was hoping to become an Uchiha but i guess that the stat gains that comes with the clan that i'm thinking of is pretty good
Congrats on belonging to the Namikaze's Legacy! - I roll my eyes at the message - Now, you start with four perk points to choose from the following choices, these may end up being temporary due to circumstances, but you will not get any points back if they are lost, so be careful!
[]Fangirl (Female Only) - You are a member of a Fangirl Horde. Your skills at stalking your target are second to none, but you give Kunoichi everywhere a bad name. - +50% EXP gain Bonus to stalking-related skills, other Kunoichi look down on you for giving them a bad name.
[]Angsty Avenger - Your family is dead, and now you're going to find and kill the one responsible, no matter what! - +100% EXP gain bonus to combat related skills, -100% to social related skills and are easily manipulated by others, +2 STR and VIT, -2 WIS per level
[]No Jutsu - Your Chakra coils are damaged such that you cannot use Ninjutsu or Genjutsu. However, you have trained your skills in Taijutsu to make up for this. - Unable to use Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, +100% EXP gain bonus to Taijutsu.
[]Duck and Cover! - Sharp and pointy things have always fascinated you, and throwing weapons like kunai and shuriken have always felt at home in your hand - until they were thrown anyways, so it was no surprise when you grabbed up as many as you could. - +50% EXP gain to Throwing Weapons skills, but you will always have to buy new stocks of them compared to others.
[]Feel the Burn! - Fire has always warmed people in the cold nights, chased predators away with its light, and burned your enemies to ash! You little pyro you, fire is your go to weapon of choice when it comes to dealing with your enemies. Start with Natural Fire Affinity, +50% EXP Gain with Fire ninjutsu and nature manipulation
[]Make a Splash - Not much can stop a rushing tide of water, and no one complains about a source of freshwater, just make sure you don't drown yourself in your own technique! - Start with Natural Water Affinity, +50% EXP Gain with Water ninjutsu and nature manipulation
[]Blow them Away - Even the greatest of mountains are laid low when it comes to the wind, You will blow people off their feet when you enter battle. - Start with Natural Wind Affinity, +50% EXP Gain with Wind ninjutsu and nature manipulation
[]Strength of the Earth - Being buried alive is a fate nobody wants, and you can impart that fear into your enemies! Just remember, you can't breath earth yourself! - Start with Natural Earth Affinity, +50% EXP Gain with Earth ninjutsu and nature manipulation
[X]Shock and Awe - No one can miss your techniques on the field with the light and noise they generate, hopefully your enemies can keep their nervous systems intact when you're through with them! - Start with Natural Lightning Affinity, +50% EXP Gain with Lightning ninjutsu and nature manipulation
[]Illusion Master - Reality is an Illusion all of its own, make your enemies question that with your Genjutsu skills and confound them all, but you better not get caught up close with people, you are frail after all! - +100% EXP gain to Genjutsu techniques, -50% to taijutsu skills
[]Medic Nin - 'You don't FUCK with the white mage' you heal your friends and destroy your enemies' organs, now you just need to remember where you left your watch! - +100% EXP gain to Iryojutsu, but enemies will try to target you first
[]Too Much Chakra - You possess Chakra reserves greater than most of your year. On the plus side, this means you can power up your Ninjutsu to devastating levels, and might be able to use Shadow Clones. However, you have always had Chakra control issues, and you tend to overpower your Genjutsu, meaning that illusions are practically worthless to you - +300% Chakra Reserves, allows learning Shadow Clone Jutsu, +100% Ninjutsu Strength, -50% EXP Gain to Chakra Control Exercises, -95% Genjutsu Integrity.
[]Wait, who was that? - You've never really stood out from the crowd, your face blending in with others easily making your infiltration missions much easier. - +50% to stealth, you don't stand out in a crowd, for all the positives and negatives
[]Cool Guys don't look at Explosions - You have always felt the itch to use it ever since the first demonstration of an explosive tag, the urge to just blow your problems up with high powered explosives, hopefully your allies aren't nearby! - +250% EXP gain to Fuuinjutsu (Explosive Notes), but your explosions have a large splash radius and can harm allies if not careful
[]Flicker - In your opinion speed is the greatest thing for a shinobi, and the Body Flicker Jutsu is the greatest ninjutsu ever created. - +100% EXP gain to Body Flicker Jutsu, you have a hard time sitting still
[X]Attuned to Nature - You always felt a piece when amongst nature, it leaves you feeling at peace and calm. But as everyone knows, Mother Nature can be a real bitch to those who piss her off! - Starts Natural Senjutsu perk, but you have trouble living in 'civilized' areas
[]Prankster - Hey, it's training! Your skills with pranks earns you the ire of everyone you target either directly or inadvertently, but hey, it makes you good with stealth and trapmaking! - +50% EXP gain to Trapping and Stealth skills, but when you prank someone you lose reputation with them.
[X]Pervert - You read the Icha Icha series, and do so openly. - +25% bonus to stealth skills when peeking on your sexual orientation, but will take a loss to your reputation when caught
[X]Super Pervert - You aspire to be the next Jiraiya, and write your own Icha Icha books. Just be careful you don't get caught peeking on the Kunoichi at the Hot Springs! - +50% bonus to stealth when peeking on your sexual orientation, but if caught you will take a massive hit to reputation, also +150% to all writing and reputation +50% to all those who read your literacy works
[]Good with numbers - You've always been good with numbers, and money hasn't been much of an issue when you started taking control of it personally. - You can find bargains easier and are able to find good investments
[]Truthseeker - You've always hated lies and deceptions and pursued the truth no matter what the cost! - +50% EXP gain to Interrogation skill, able to find the truth, for all it's good and ill
[]Knife to meet you! - Shinobi are good with knives, you've turned it into an art form, don't slip up and lose your fingers!- +50% EXP gain to knife fighting skills
[]With this sword of mine - You've always enjoyed the way the light dances off the edge of a sword, some even think you like it even more with the blood of your enemies coating it. - +50% EXP gain to Kenjutsu skills.
[]Packrat - Hey, you never know when a five year old newspaper will come in handy, shinobi never know where their mission may lead to after all, at least you have access to some good storage seals, right? - +150% EXP Gain to Fuuinjutsu (Storage Seals), but you will always keep everything you pick up
[]Sealmaster - Hey, they use Fuuinjutsu to seal Bijuu, would you really want to fuck with someone that has turned that art into an art of their own? - +50% EXP bonus to Fuuinjutsu
I think that these are the best ideas I could come up with, especially with my super pervert perk. If I can get the kage to read my works, maybe I can get them to be on my side.
Quest Received
The God Of Perverts
Get at least 2 of the 5 kage to read your pornography books
New Title
1,500,000 xp
BONUS CHALLENGE
For every other kage level opponent that reads it + 500,000 xp
YES/NO
Well that's a quest i'm going to outright accept this challenge
Challenge Accepted
Okay then what's next.
Thank you for completing character customization, your randomized character will be created shortly
Name: Taro Namikaze
Level: 4
EXP: 100/3000
Age: 7
Gender: Male
Title: Academy Student (+25% EXP until level Ten)
STATS
HP - 240
CP - 387
STR - 15
INT - 15
DEX - 20
VIT - 16
WIS - 20
LUK - 18
Available Stat Points - 15
Well those stats are actually pretty good, wait Im only a level four! Why that's gonna be sooo much grinding, well whatever, i guess i have to do this.
Character creation has been completed
Good luck (Your going to need it)
Heyyy, I'll have you know, I know the entire Naruto series by heart, so if anyone needs luck it's Kishimoto because I'm going to completely derail the plot, when I get strong enough of course.
Well at least it's time to see what Stand I get.
I guess It's time to see what my 'perks' are.
Upon thinking the word perks a character sheet popped up.
Perks:
[X]Pervert - You read the Icha Icha series, and do so openly. - +25% bonus to stealth skills when peeking on your sexual orientation, but will take a loss to your reputation when caught
[X]Super Pervert - You aspire to be the next Jiraiya, and write your own Icha Icha books. Just be careful you don't get caught peeking on the Kunoichi at the Hot Springs! - +50% bonus to stealth when peeking on your sexual orientation, but if caught you will take a massive hit to reputation, also +150% to all writing and reputation +50% to all those who read your literacy works
[X]Attuned to Nature - You always felt a piece when amongst nature, it leaves you feeling at peace and calm. But as everyone knows, Mother Nature can be a real bitch to those who piss her off! - Starts Natural Senjutsu perk, but you have trouble living in 'civilized' areas
[X]Shock and Awe - No one can miss your techniques on the field with the light and noise they generate, hopefully your enemies can keep their nervous systems intact when you're through with them! - Start with Natural Lightning Affinity, +50% EXP Gain with Lightning ninjutsu and nature manipulation
Gamer's Body - Your body is that of a Video Game Character… somewhat at least - You recover HP and CP when sleeping - 100% in your bed, 75% in someone else's, 50% in a sleeping bag or tent, 25% on the ground or in the trees
Gamer's Mind - You have the mind of an RPG Gamer, so keep your calm and make some wise choices… hopefully. You are able to calm yourself more easily, but be careful, extreme emotional distress can still affect you.
Now that I have the sheet in front of me it would seem that Gamers Mind is the reason I was so calm upon dying.
Okay let's see what i'm working with…
"Taro-Kun its time to get up," Minato fucking Namikaze of all people said to me," I'll be dropping you off so remember your ninja equipment,"
It was then that i realized I was fucked, beyond fucked, i was fucking fuckety fucked.
Okay calm down Taro, you can do this. You can do this.
"Im getting up now wait a second,"
So with all Gamer fanfictions they had three game breaking abilities,
'Observe'
Epic class Item
Icha Icha Paradise (signed copy)
Durability 199/250
Cost to sell: 100,000 RYO
And of course i have one of those books, of course.
'Inventory'
Currently mine is empty but I can also quick-equip my clothes so let's just…
Legendary class Item acquired
Shirt of Dio Brando
Bio: This Shirt is the black top he wore during the fight with Jotoro, It grants +1 to all stats
Durability 500/500
unsellable
Legendary class Item acquired
Golden Pants of Dio Brando
Bio:The pants that Dio wore, minus the hearts, grants +1 to all stats
Durability 500/500
Legendary class Item acquired
The Jacket of Dio Brando
Bio: The Jacket of Dio Brando, grants the user +3 dex
Unsellable
Durability 500/500
SET BONUS ?
Okay whatever, as good as the set is we need to sort through the memories of this body.
Gamers Mind deactivated
Gamers Mind Activated
Memories received
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Initialising
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Optimising
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Memory Upload complete
Quest Received
IT'S TIME TO DUEL
Objective: Activate your stand
Reward: You know what stand you have
5,000 EXP
Bonus objective: Find out its ability before the week is up
2,500 EXP
Quest is obligatory
Well now that that's over i'm going to get ready for school and have some breakfast.
It was upon meeting the legend, the Yondaime, the yellow flash, i realized just how much work i had to actually do.
'Observe'
Minato Namikaze
Lvl: 98
Age:26
EXP: 100/3000
Gender: Male
Title: Jonin of Konoha (+150% Reputation gains with Konoha civilian and join)
Secondary Title: Student of the Sannin (permanent +25 to all stats)
STATS
HP - ?
CP - ?
STR - ?
INT - ?
DEX - ?
VIT - ?
WIS - ?
LUK - ?
I wont give up
Observe has leveled up
Observe has leveled up
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Observe has leveled up 21 times
[Observe] LVL 23
{can now see bio of observe target}
Minato Namikaze
Lvl: 98
Age:26
EXP: 100/3000
Gender: Male
Title: Jonin of Konoha (+150% Reputation gains with Konoha civilian and join)
Secondary Title: Student of the Sannin (permanent +25 to all stats)
STATS
HP - 103,440
CP - 300,000
STR - 431 (+25)
INT - 340 (+25)
DEX - 500 (+25)
VIT - 240 (+25)
WIS - 300 (+25)
LUK - 45 (-10000000000000 due to status effect - Set in Stone)
Bio: Minato Namikaze grew up an orphan of the second shinobi war, Trained by the Sannin and he is happy to have gained a brother even if he was dropped off on his doorstep a couple of years ago, he is still glad it happened as his brother is the one thing he cares about in the world. Right now he is thinking about Sakumo Hakate and his child who is about 4 years old
Okay that puts me two years older than Kakashi which means I'll be one of the kids sent of to war depending on that, i have around 5 years to prepare for it. On that note im going back to bed, I'll train tomorrow. Urgh I hate my life. I wonder what the Set in stone means...